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20/5/12:WAR  and another big win to South Side - Another good Saturday squad with 40 in attendance.

Yarrawonga challenge on 8th July- can we find a dozen people wishing to represent us on a Sunday in Yarrawonga /- Also love to take 6 new juniors as Yarrawonga has some beginners just learning the game-LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN PLAYING ?

18/5/12:Lieutenant Li- Marches onto court 6 and demands to see the players 2012 Membership cards. As she had Chai's card hidden in her hand as he had dropped it a week earlier, a couple of non believers in her abilty to get it right had a chuckle. from behind the counter of the canteen as she marched up to Thai. But she had the situation under control - He showed her his card then she demanded CHAI to show his card.  He sat down on the green barrier + lost his playing spot- Davis barged onto the table and started to play. Chai emptied his whole sports bag mumbling about never having been asked to prove his membership in the past. Finally Helen relented, returned his card to him and Chai realised he was part of a sting !

17/5/12:CLEANING THE CLUB ! -  We are accepting Applications at the club to take on the role as the Club Cleaner

CHOICE A -  Clean toilets & Canteen

CHOICE B - Clean courts and back room - Mop floors- Non- toilet area

CHOICE C- Clean All the Hall inclcuding toilets + Courts. (3 hours per week)

Interested people must drop into the club -Speak with the club Manager - view the club areas  - put in a Tender.

APPLICATIONS CLOSE - 20TH MAY 2012 - 1PM.

17/5/12:GUESS THE CHAMPAGNE WILL BE FLOWING  - After 3 runners Up -Pistol Pete and Carry me Harry- err Easy Eric Won some Silver ware
Don't get too cosy Eric - your turn to play in the back room next Tuesday. And what contributed to the Pistols success ? -had to be the big entrance onto court with the rocky music belting through the speakers.

OH NO! the ladies club ? what went wrong ? -Mum of Hamish -sitting in 'bay 13' but Hina missed and went straight to the back courts !  -End result -the ladies missed the chin wag and heaven forbid- they both sat through a night of watching ping pong.

The Bubble has burst  -Craig copped a beating from Mustang and Mr 15.

BBQ today for the Keenagers -As they celebrated their 5th birthday at Coburg.
2 big movers on the TTV rankings list -Dillon Chambers is now at 23 on the senior list + Abdul is in the top 100 in the state at number 92.

PAUL HOWARTH - Is a friend who has helped at many of our camps during the past several years. We were saddened today to hear that his mother passed away after a long fight with cervical cancer-  In Pauls own words. 'She fought like a true champion right to the end. '

JIM K  -We all have a Jim Kilderry story- If it is funny please let me know via e mail or when you next visit the club - working on a project about Jim.

Stretch - Mark C- His tee shirt last night- DEF    JAM - Is he a heavy metal rocker ? - Could he be a DEF Leopard fan or is he a PEARL  Jam fan ?  -he claims it is a university !

Des needs to do a bit more work on his garden near the front steps !  A member thought he was growing Spring Onions

QUEENS BIRTHDAY TOURNAMENT - I would like to hold a tournament on Queens birthday Monday- Please let me know what we would have to do to attract a few players.

Saturday squad- 28 juniors - WAR - What was the NORTH  side doing ? - Down 40 points to zero - They had not won a single point until Keith entered the courts and defeated 3 opponents in a row ! But too little too late- SOUTH SIDE  lead 4 wins to 2.

During Friday night squad - Peter aged 10. His dad  dropped some coin, +'I  dropped a dollar'. Peter picked it up, pocketed it  and said' It is $2 but don't worry !' -Now thats one way of making a profit .

12/5/12:GOOD OLD FLAPPERS  is at it again - Pistol Pete about to embark on another Grand Final attempt- 3 times Runner Up after being top team all season - Goes one better this time -Add - Leading Player to the resume - has stated ' I am not the number one player (in the comp) for nothing !' - OK Pistol back up your words ! give us something like - you will let your mate Eric swim across the lake if you guys lose !

11/5/12:BIT OF A REACTION TO OUR NEW MEDIA MAN - JIM K. -So in true WAR spirit- Big a picture of Jim  - Every time he steps onto court -WAVE  the photo -1 bonus point for every picture collected !

One player who is tied up and might miss the day is WIP Mark P. - We havent seen much of Mark lately. 'I have been busy for 3 months -building a gate.'
Must be some gate !  Don't take up house building mate !

10/5/12:Partner the Media Magnet - Chris Yap  - + Looks what happens ! JIM now on morning radio 3AW -+ suddenly he is ranked in the top 50 in Australia for 50 years !

http://bit.ly/JgBQ9X   -this is a great interview- Well done Jim !!!

-YES ! JIM IS IN TODAYS HERALD SUN --Head band and bandages -all neatly in place !

Margaret Mulcahy - you rippa ! First off complains about her opposition fillin being a bit good !  'OK Margaret who won '? I did but he is a good player !
Followed by ' The opponents hit the ball to fast now a days so I use 2 bats'. well, it matches the 2 excercise bikes. Not sure what Angelo will say when he sees you wander onto court with 2 bats !

A demo with Karen -Next day 2 hours on court with Jim - No wonder I retired -Your status grows once you stop playing !

GRAB THE HERALD SUN TODAY !- Thanks to Alan Davidson - He is an incredible asset to this club- Jim Kilderry also take a bow for giving up your itme to help promote our club  - The photographer shot Jim today - straight after taking photos of a baby Antelope at werribee zoo- Before that he was shooting at the sheep Dog trials. When Jim was told he was young compared to the 85 year old guy at the trials, all Jim could say was -'GOOD GRIEF'.

9/5/12:Bill and his son Trevor made it to the club tonight. -Bill and his wife have taken out Associate memberships to help the club.
Bill loved the matches in Section 1 last night- He thought Jim was playing well ! - Jim felt that losing 11 zero could be classed as ordinary.

Trevor W has been out of action for a few weeks- but is recovering after being diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

Craig has done a mighty job again -Up on the scaffold to do some more work. Althought he had no takers to climb up with him - Pol did al ot of work to help set up the structure. But it was amazing to see how many players continued playing with the Scaffold on their courts  -Some even played while Pol was running around cleaning the courts ! Thanks for you help Pol - the courts have now been cleaned .

After pennant tonight- Dave K thought he wold help out and give Dave B the scores so that Dave B can record them on the TTV web site.  Dave K did say at one stage- ' Look at this score !- whiich might have been hard for Dave B to read seeing as he was on the telephone. Then again Karen did wave good bye to Kay  while she was talking to her on the telephone !

8/5/12:TONIGHT  - 7pm -BILL SIBBSION - 5 times club champion will be presented to the audience ! the 2013 Anzac day challenge for 8 lucky players- the player voted best player in the tournament will receive the BILL SIBBISON MEDAL.

 Who was the fool who made it harder for us to keep on good terms with the local council ? Rocky Biagio bought his neighbour down for a hit ! - Oscar Yildz the former Mayor of Moreland and current councellor -then Rocky challenged Oscar for a hit- you would think he might go easy ? no way- +in 10 games where Oscar was belted, the most points he scored in one game was 4. Thanks Biagio you might have blown the extension !  the good news is that Oscar has a plan B up his sleeve for Rocky !

5/5/12:SOUTH SIDE  win again - WAR was played near the end of another big Saturday squad !
But the highlight was DANH when a Green ball got produced- 'what's with the green ball ? is it a different colour ?'

After WAR  -the South side Captain popped in !  Seems his car is on automatic pilot on Saturdays. No matter what Suzie says- the car finds its way to Coburg

4/5/12:SATURDAY SQUAD   - Coming quickly the time we wont have Karen  -5 months pregnant and the stork is bringing a baby boy !

BUT she will be at the club coaching with the squad tomorrow -joining Percy- Train- Keith and 15 + Chris/Dave.  10am start and only $12

ASSOCIATE MEMBERSHIPS  -Our first associate Member is BILL SIBBISON - a 5 times club champion -who still wants to help the club out in some way

NEXT TUESDAY NIGHT BEFORE PENNANT - at  7 pm. Bill will be presented to the players and audience.  THE 2013 ANZAC DAY CHALLENGE WILL BE ANNOUNCED  - 2 x teams of 4 players - An ANZAC day medal to the 4 winners- + the Player voted the best 'in battle' will receive the BILL SIBBISON MEDAL

2/5/12:Some great matches in Pennant -Especially our top grade.
Craig vs Jim -match point nad Craig misses a smash -But alas a ball comes into the court- Replay the point ! - Craig wins the next 3 points to defeat Jim -Deuce in the 5th set for the 2nd week in a row (Jim was filling in as he had the Bye ) - Who else would have been so calm and not been upset that a win had been robbed off them. ?

Jack cant win a match ?  -A good win over Danny T - Les M ? - defeats Mark P + then Jim !.

Sec 2- Phil Marchant -scores his first win for the season - Sec 3- Chai shows some good form ! - Sec 4- Kit wins 2 -Sec  5- Who can stop Billy V -& in Sect 6-  Gary + Allan take out the Wombats but the 'big 2- Mark + Dave T both dish out hidings to their opponents.

G.P.S.'s required - * 1- Deniz- She shot off to find the nearest shop, so that she could snaffle a copy of the local paper. Yes ! Her name was in print + she wanted to read about her return to 'competitive surgery '!
* 2- Sean O'S- First time he had played Abdul, Mr. Nets + Edges. Sean covered every inch of the court many times over. He travelled greater distances than he does in a foot ball match. then he had to play Kenan who he found even harder !

One Section 2 player who found the going tough was Bruno.  - Yes ! Section 2 players have a greater skill level than a couple of years ago when Bruno used to dominate.

Thanks to the player who sent me a voice mail SMS. The message was ' I can't play this week'. it was a recorded female voice + all I had was the mobile number. Searched all the female players numbers I had. Drew a blank - some time later I come across the number - It belonged to Dave C.

29/4/12:SATURDAY SQUAD WAS BIG -  28 juniors - But again the club was buzzing- Miao was presented with a bag with her name on it complete with Cat prints all over it.

12 year old Ryan - can't wait until Saturdays come around.  His day starts with 'C'mon the squad starts at 10 o'clock dad.!

WAR - Wasn't Loose Lips- Mr Shut Mouth when his team was over 85 points down ! - But didn't he spring to life once they caught up. And Yes ! South side wins and the series is 2 all. 
Craig come to the club and was told the score. His response' Jim loose a lot of points again ? - Jim did not even play !
Prisca did play and she was informed by the team leader LL- Prisca if you are too old ask if you can use the big (55ml) ball.  -Shortly after Colonel Cathy the escape artist marched onto court. LL said 'Cathy go back behind the counter - when she won the point she said ' Lawrence you can come and help me in the canteen.

Chris Lim has really blossomed in WAR - He makes nearly as much noise as his old man- But another to make noise today was SOT (SON OF TRAIN) - Dominic is more confident and is no longer the new kid in the team -Guess that makes him a 5 point player next week.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY  or is it Hoppy Birthday today Taxi Tom and tomorrow our courageous Keenager MAUREEN  turns 80 ! 

KEENAGERS take a bow - 33 Keenagers and friends had a night out ! -Don't think we would get 33 club members together for a meal out !
Thanks for your efforts in organising the event Bonny- 
Lynette and Cathy Colonel Hogan were our dance floor representatives. 

28/4/12:Good numbers for Friday nights coaching with Miao -SATURDAY SQUAD  should be great !

 Look out for the special presentation to Miao Miao at the squad training

26/4/12:Darcie Morton  achieved some great results in her first overseas tournaments. Well done to everyone who has coached her -Especially Percy- Duncan -Karen Brian B  + Earn

We also thank our club members who purchased raffle tickets as the family raised funds to send her overseas. Very pleasing to note that 2 of our members MARK STRETCH CHILCOTT  + LAWRENCE LOOSE LIPS LIM  were winners of a prize each.  A night out for Mark and his good lady and a tour of Parliment House (put in a good word for our club mark) while Lawrence won some goods from Aussie Table Tennis.

25/4/12:Back to normal -Pennant night and not only 7 players missing- 2 players withdrew before pennant started !.

 Round 1 stars ! -Section 1 -Mark Poplawski - Section 2- Abdul Ghafoor -Section 3- George Dimopoulos Section 4- Russell Bulman -Section 5- Deniza Yener-Korematsu - Section 6 Louise Antonovich-

the Bite - Mr Media Magnet- Mr Yap -lives at number 68. So how come a big rubbish bin was left in his front yard with the number 15 written on it !

Welcome to the 'big time' .Sean O'Sullivan makes his debut in Section 2 only to be confronted by a strange opponent wearing tights & 2 pair of Sox, whioh takes forever to get ready.

Last minute substitution Adolf marches in ' If I had of known I was playing Abdul, I would not have turned up' he said. 

 Who's the Keenagers that handed in a score sheet marked with their names as winners, yet when we checked the scores they had actually lost.

 Biggest Loser on the night ? JACKO  - Patto wins one more game than him then attacks the canteen at jacks expense. Yet on the previous night -Patto marched into the club telling us all about his new rubber- more speed - more spin  Yet 1 hour later he lost to everyone including Jack . But Jack took pity and only had one Power ade at Pattos expence. the same can't be said about Patto who attempted to send Jack broke ! 

Well done to Be Phu and his helpers- Vietnamese tournament held at St Albans- 60 entries in the under 15 event alone. 

Congratulations Andrew Browing - 5 Gold Medals at the Australian AWD championships held in the Gold Coast.

24/4/12: Keenagers today and a great speech delivered by Frank !
Now it is time for round 1 of Winter pennant

Sec 1- Is Khiem still invincible ? Sec 2 -Welcome to the big time Brian & Phil -Sec 3 -Back to Back ? Zeeshan + Salman  Sec 4- Russell Bulman great to have you at Coburg Sec 5 -Look out guys -here come the girls- Helen + Chrissy- Sec 6- revenge is on the lips of the Wombats.

BIG DAY PLANNED FOR OUR CLUB -Anzac day tribute- LEST WE FORGET.

KEENAGERS - Hopefully some one will come forward and deliver an Anzac day speech - Then we will devour the ANZAC  biscuits !-

Come night time Round 1 of our Winter Pennant.

22/4/12:NICE ARTICLE IN THE HERALD SUN YESTERDAY, CONCERNING ERIC + PRISCA ROSARIO.  the article + photo can be found on our notice boards. Prisca competed in the New Zealand Vets Open and returned home with 5 gold + 2 silver medals

21/4/12:Saturday Squad- 25 juniors + the club was buzzing. Maybe it was Chrissy's returning ? Was it due to Lawrence ? Maybe the return of Donna + Tweedy ? Deniz back in full swing ? The club was alive today- even during the break all courts were still being used -! 31 players in WAR  - and Jim  wins the final point left handed- NORTH SIDE  back on the winners list.
Good to see past President Bruce Baulch pop in why the Saturday squad was on.

20/4/12:WOULD LOVE TO DO AN ANZAC DAY SHORT SERVICE FOR THE KEENAGERS NEXT TUESDAY ! Anyone know an ex Service person -maybe from the Vietnam War who might be able to pop in and reflect on the 'Wars ' from the past ?

TAXI TOM  -has been operated on for bent toes !-Doctors were going to break them in an attempt to straighten them. Good luck Mick + we will see you soon !
Also thanks to those who have asked about Boof Head err - Kay. She is up and about cracking the whip + slowly on the improve.

19/4/12:ANZAC DAY OPENING TIMES--  The Table Tennis Centre will be open from 6 pm to 10pm on ANZAC DAY  -Wednesday 25th April 

18/4/12:GRAND FINALS - Mustang + 15 make it 4 out of past 6 Premierships. - Section 2- Nick B -3 in a row all with different partners ! - Sec 3- Salman + Zeeshan continue to improve Sec 4- Who injected Claude ? -Wins the match at 2 all !  Sect 5- George Dim continues to dominate + wins with Matty H -Sec 6 -Chatterboxes win and it will be a long time before we hear the end of this one ! Well done Helen and Shaun.

28 April - Keenagers are having a night out at the Moonee Valley Taberet. Music and Dancing follows the meal . Let me know if you are interested in joining in our Social night out

17/4/12:A big thanks to Ian from Moreland council- the Maintenance man who gives us terrific service. Some new things have been installed- Parts of the building have been repaired and the club is a better place for all of his work !

16/4/12:Why was the North Side a big winner this weekend ? -Just happens that one of its former team members won the GOLD LOGIE !

15/4/12:SATURDAY SQUAD - 20 juniors + 12 seniors- But the day started unusually when Karen said 'I can't talk in the mornings'. Yes ! all her words were mumbo jumbo!

Jim rang in to say that he was giving his North Side team the best possible chance of winning WAR - he would be absent. But that was off set as South Side's  Capt Lawrence was also missing. 
A close match -The highlight was Danh ! screaming out - 'Chris ! -hop like you mean it'. The winners SOUTH SIDE  by 6 points. -Series now 1 all

Biagio now has a column in Phil Smith's PBSMicks web site

We have Keiths court- 15's own table -the Train owns court 7 -A plaque for Tom McKay-But what will we have for Des ? -His garden bed near the front entrance. He has planted more 'crops' than the local farmer. Dug up more dirt than the Newspapers editor. He is armed with a shovel should anyone attempt to walk on his plants 

So we need a name for Des's Weeds ! - Grand Pa's garden ?  Pop's Patch ? Des's Dahlias ?  I am sure there is some creative minds out there !

SATURDAY TRAINING - By popular demand- Brian Berry returns. The train will be steaming in . Fabulous 15- Keith of course -Karen the kid carrier will be coaching -+ returning from overseas duties in Percy Lu - A Smorgasbord of coaches - 10am the fun starts- All welcome + only $12.oo for great coaching

Computer problem sort of solved !  back in action but in the absence of having no computer - Mr Slingo has become Mr Sling Off -And I have copped a battering. Not to worry - I am now armed and loaded and ready to fire back -the only thing to stop all  the abuse is the fact that Martin is left handed and a Bomber supporter ! 
But come round 1 of Winter Pennant + if he happens to lose to the good Shepherd, the web site might just cover the match !

The draw is now up on the board at the club -Round 1 starts Tuesday week  - Please check as there is a bye in every section.

13/4/12:DAMN NEW COMPUTER-  STILL MAKES SAME SPELLING MISTAKES ! -Obviously driven by a good operator out of luck
BUT NOW I HAVE LOST EVERYONEs CONTACTS -- so if you want an e mail from me  - or want to be included in the club info I send  -SEND ME AN EMAIL !

12/4/12:Grand Finals next Tuesday- Come down and support the players -Some great matches in store

Sec 1- Duncan + Michael vs Be Phu and Danny- Section 2-Rory + Nick vs Abdul + Kenan - Sec 4- Kal + Chai vs Brian + Claude Sec 6- Helen + Shaun vs Allan and Gary -Congratulations to Sec 3 Premiers -Salman + Zeeshan and Sec 5 -George and Mathew Holmes

10/4/12:EASTER TOURNAMENT -22 players & the winners were Craig & Phil Ni. -Runners Up- Chris Lim & Pol.

 Craig-Mark P + Brandon won the Triples match and the Supermatch was won by Julien.

A bit of computer trouble on the home front- Out of action at the moment so sorry if you got 4 e mails from the local newspaper dated 12 months ago or a reminder of a meeting last year.

9/4/12:ALLAN DAVO - Who has done a power of work for our clubs development, is after a Book Case made for his Strathmore home. Any handyman out there after some work , pop into the club and we will take it from there.

WINTER PENNANT - starting on the 24 April  - 2 vacancies have been created in Section 5- Contact me at the club today after 1pm if you want to take this spot.

SATURDAY SQUAD  -  with Brian-Craig-15 + Keith -Would not expect too many people during Easter. But then again at 5pm on Good Friday every table was being used. At the Saturday training - 20 juniors in attendance and 16 seniors made it a very good session
WAR - match one of series no 8. Lawrence was back but the North side with Chris  Lim in fine voice win the day and lead the series.

Saturday night - and time to support our members. Eric J's son was performing as part of the Comedy Festival. It was agreed that we meet Pistol Pete at the venue but just like his Saturdays training session or his beloved Brisbane footy team - he can be classed a a non show.

MR 15 -  took down the names of his team in WAR-  15 names yet ! we could only count 14 players. Dunc antually wrote down his own name twice.

8/4/12:KEEN -Agers they certainly are -Arrive before 9am and still 4 cars parked with Keenagers ready to play - A good morning and well done Cathy making sure we all had Hot X Buns -Although not sure about your logic trying to find a Supermarket open on Good Friday .

Then the evening session- Section 5 -Finals Battle - Sully & David win their Semi final 3 /1 while Mathew & George too good defeating Hamish + Bill 3-zip
The GRAND FINAL was then played- George + Matt win the important Doubles on their way to winning the flag 3 matches to 1.

CRAIG  you fool! -We required an extra coach for todays Squad- Brian Berry + 15- We have Keith but we still wanted an extra coach. Michael Mustang or Craig ? -Just who will get out of bed early to help ? the big decider -come down to Scissors -Rock-Paper. Craig in the past had even lost this kind of battle to Prisca + Jim K. And sure enough Michael too good and gets to sleep in ! Craig will join the coaching panel !

7/4/12:HAPPY EASTER- but guess what ? We are open KEENAGERS - Good Friday - 9 to noon  - then open again at 5pm to 8-30pm
SATURDAY SQUAD  is on -
Joining Duncan Tu is Brian Berry, Keith & Craig  -so drop in for some good coaching

TOURNAMENT- EASTER MONDAY 12 NOON  TO 6- $10 ENTRY P.P.

HOLIDAY CAMP  -oustanding success- Today Queen Karen was joined by Bob & David Brand- A large group for the final day. We thank all the coaches that helped during the week- David Brand -Karen-Bob -Brian B -Percy-Cameron & out 2 Junk Yard dog warriors- Paul Howarth and Gerard  for playing match after match with our students.

THE SECRET IS OUT ! Monday and 2 cars are in the car park early  -Not happy that the coaches have not arrived.  Seems the school teacher i am not allowed to name from a country town, made the long drive but was in trouble with daylight savings time- Her moblie changed automatically  but the wrist watch ? that required assistance. At least Careys mum had a good conversaton with another parent who had the same problem

FAMILY VISIT - A very happy and proud Liao Xiao Hua marched into the club with 'the entourage. - His father Liao Zhao Qin-who is much quieter than his son - Sister Betty- Better looking than her brother - Nephew Steven -Speaks better English than his uncle - + Mary- who has been friends with Liao for 30 years.  She is a former professional coach in China and a former College champion - She is also a better player than Liao - But that did not stop Dunc 15 from jumping onto their court and having this pen holder champ playing the reverse Back Hand in 10 minutes. The moment was not lost on 'the Train' - He pointed out it has taken him 3 years to get this shot right

5/4/12:Karen - In her words -was -Playing around with the Plums !. - Kaz my dear it is called a Pram.

NEED FOR SPEED ? -A ball rolled out of the side room and headed down the ramp, with Louise in hot pursuit. She just could not put a handle on the little sucker + it beat her to the bottom of the ramp.

A chip off the old block !-Clinton Stuart pays 500 smackers for a gym membership. 2nd session he dislocates his shoulder.
Good to see Deniz back hitting after her shoulder surgery . So where is Dave B ?

Final day of the training camp today ! last chance to be coached by Karen at a camp for a while.

Saturday training squad ! And Brian Berry returns to the squad this Saturday.  Dont forget the tournament on Easter Monday starting at noon.

4/4/12:FINALS TIME   - Will name the Semi Finalists in the PENNANT section of this web  site shortly- Winter comp starts 24 April

HOLIDAY CAMP - 20 players learning their craft under the guidance of Karen Li -Brian Berry & Percy Lu  -12-30pm today and tomorrow -$20 a day -Hope to see you at the club -Dillon CHambers re joins the group for today and tomorrows training

EASTER MONDAY - 12 noon -TOURNAMENT  lots of matches only $10 to enter

GOOD FRIDAY  Opening hours -Social play 9am to Noon  -(members welcome - but it is Doubles only !)  then club open from 5 PM TO 8PM

GOOD TO SEE OUR PLAYERS OUT TO IMPROVE THEIR FITNESS- But one lady took it a step further- Good ole BattleAxe has 2 fitness bikes-- Does she jump from one to another ? -Is she scared of wearing one out ? NO! Bike number 1 takes too much effort - so why not buy a 2nd bike which does not leave you puffing ! A bit like going up stairs- in an elevator.

Patto  - his fitness regime is also working ! we have noticed a lot of weight missing since Jack started beating him !  The loser pays works for John -bread & water compared to his winning run when it was chips-5 drinks and the chocolates - Now we note that Patto's eyes must be failing - the oppositions high toss serve  -can no longer be seen, obviously, as he wandered onto court with the reading glassed perched high on his head !

2 matches of note last night  - Jim K take a bow ! I did not believe Alois when he said 'you were gone ' in 1984. Or Dave B when he felt that anyone in your team under 60 can be called a junior.   -jims match against Craig was a beauty with Craig winning 11/9 in the 5th - Yet I saw an even better match in Section 3- Sean O'S-P - a jnr who plays like a vet Vs Mike Dancing Man  - one lobs- the other attacks - then we swap - you attack and I lob ! - A win to Sean 12/10 in the 5th.
Then we got the Main event- Mark Sheppard -the Tennis Coach- plays his first + last matches on table 2  -against Rory & Nick - + what a great job he did  - Err your days in Section 6 might be numbered Mark

3/4/12:The 2nd day of our 5 day camp - 20 students ejoying Karens Charisma -Percy's Perfection and Brians Big  Booming voice !

Who else but D. T. (not Duncan) would say this to Karen  - 'Are you sure you are pregnant ?' yes ! I am 16 weeks into my pregnancy.  'Well it does not look like you are pregnant. Are you sure it ain't an Ulcer ?
Karen no 2- 
I would like you to tell Kay that I would like to buy the pram from her nephew ! Maybe the nephew had a baby, but I am leaning towards it was the Niece that had a kid !

Des ! Plants the Agapanthas out the front of the entrance and says' nothing can kill these things. !  -Well, the council have helped make sre they stay !  Some spilt concrete on Murray rd. They clean it up and throw it all over Des flowers  -then it rains tonight !- The flowers aint going no where Des ! they now have been concreted in !

Jim rolls up to the club dressed in his JIMS CHOPPING tee shirt.  Hey Jim- Alois David and I have been working on a new team name for your team  - A new Jim's Franchoise.  Jim did not hang around to hear the name -he simply mumbled -anything to do with Alois and David spells trouble

There goes my carrer as a weather forecaster. I asked Brian B to fill in for Pennant -the reply - Only if it rains as I normally play Tennis on a Tuesday night. well you won't be playing B Brian as it ain't gonna rain - 5 mintues later ! you guessed it - Wet weather outside.

2/4/12:the HOLIDAY CAMP  started with a BANG! -Just who would venture to our first Sunday night session ? -16 students !  a great turn out indeed.

Mondays camp  - and joining Karen Li and Percy is Brian Berry-- 12-30pm to 4pm + only $20  --We also thank Cameron + Paul Howarth for their help

With our coaching programs being outstanding successes the question is often asked ' who is our most improved student /player at the club ? - Liao comes to mind this year in our top grade in pennant- he has had some great wins - then we think about Abdul- Sean O'S-George Dim-Matty H - Helen Li -Dave R or Hamish ? Maybe our Saturday squad players- Brandon -Khizar- Mathew-Motaz- + Jordan. Simon or Sarah J ? - maybe Daniel B- Andre- Ted or Leslie ? All doing very well but the guy who takes my vote is an AWD player- He used to come to the club every Saturday afternoon in the hope he would get a hit ! Dad would read the paper but silently praying that some one would go out of their way to give his kid a hit. Well, take a bow Kevin Chan- you show us what one can achieve by perserveering + working hard.

At the AWD  Biagio stopped training- Why ?  so that he could watch himself on TV. then say out aloud' some one has to pump up my tyres !  -even if it is myself'.

But what about 'the coach' ! -Not so long ago his 80 + year old dad had to load up Als car with a huge rock !. Well today dad was given a reprieve- His neice Sarah loaded up his car with heavy things while he watched. Then he got the call he was waiting for. His dear wife Cheryl called to say ' nearly finished concreting the 9 posts. Yes ! it is time now to go home says Alois.

Good to have Greg Bristowe from the Croydon club pop into for a visit ! Things were a bit hectic tough, with the Nepal Association of Victoria holding their annual tournament. Another to pop in was a lady 'who wanted to have a swim'. Sorry madam this is not the swimming pool !. Oh she said as she looked around 'Do you also play Tennis here  ? she asked !..

Abdul spent 4 hours at the club on Saturday- another 3 hours on Sunday -yet waited until closing tiome to point out the mistakes on the white board ! You would think that being a school teacher would mean that he would get out the markers and fix things up !

1/3/12:HOLIDAY TRAINING STARTS TONIGHT (Sunday) 6-oopm to 9-30 with Karen & Duncan helping me !Then MONDAY TO THURSDAY - 12-30PM TO 4PM + only $20 per session.  -Friday night coaching has a 2 week break but Saturdays continue as normal - & EASTER MONDAY TOURNAMENT  - $10 entry from 12noon to 6pm

WAR  is WON ! South Side conquer the final  -North side brave ! then Jim k walks out + all goes pear shape !  Jim vs Darcie - the Pocket Rocket - Jim says' Oh No ! my memesis  - Don't know what he was worried about -he was in control of the rally until Darcie hit the edge of the table !

So the 6 names to go onto the WAR SHIELD - For the first time in WARs history- Not one of the '10 point' players make the 6 player list who attended the most matches.
In order -BRANDON- LESLIE-LILY-DANIEL-CATISIA + LAWRENCE -- next series commences next week EASTER SATURDAY

TODAYS TRAINING - Sarah Tormey on hand as was DAVE BRAND  and wasn't he required. - A record for the 3rd time this year- 36 Juniors  + 14 adults= 50 players and 9 coaches !  AND WE DO IT ALL AGAIN NEXT SATURDAY  EASTER SATURDAY ! + the Colonel - escaped again - After missing Friday nights training she was all ready for Saturday -Until the morning come around - then maybe Saturday afternoon ?  That idea was blown out of the water once Helen-Shaun +Pol put on a BBQ for everyone at the club.   _- Looks like not many points again in pennant this week !

But 'Hogan' did provide us with a beauty ' I now know what a Side guard is !' she told Craig and I - That's good Cathy as we have no idea of what you are talking about but I guess you mean Edge Tape for the bat !

In other higlights -ROGER MIZZI  returned for a hit and played in WAR. Laura (Rogers daughter ) trained with us -She is now 15 ! where did all those years go ? The Coburg choir gave a shocking version of the Birthday song for Mr 15  -who also scored a birthday cake and a can of Vanilla coke !
and we welcomed back ANNIE XIAO  who popped in for a visit.

Then there was Mayhem in the Car park -People scattering every where + 2 nervous paents saying their prayers ! All because Salman was driving the family home ! The new L plates were even shaking !  Can't wait for the day it is Daniel driving Scott home !

30/3/12:HATS OFF TO THE GIRLS   - Will play Luxembourg to decide places 25+ 26 in World Team champs  - A great effort from the ladies
The guys - have done well  + a big improvement from their seeding  - But carried by William and supported only by Rob Frank 

TRAINING SESSIONS =  today at 10am - with Karen Percy- Duncan + Sarah is popping in to help

SUNDAY  Camp starts at 6pm with Karen and Percy  -Then on Monday at 12-30pm Brian Berry also joins our squad !

WE ARE OPEN EVERY DAY DURING EASTER  - check times at club !!

Asked Percy was he at the club last Sunday ? Keith chimed in and sais' yes ! he was here !' Thats OK Keith but how do you know as I have not seen you here on a Sunday for 5 years ! - Bit of an interesting week for Keith  -Did not lose his bat- Just could not find it - Loves his new hat- But wanted the Possum droppings removed from court 3- Just when I thought the blighter had returned I checked out the court- Some how I dont think the 2 rubber stoppers off the umpys chair were delivered by the possum !

29/3/12:MIAO IS PURRING !
The World Team Championships in Germany. Our Men and Ladies teams are doing very well. In the Womens, our team finished top of their group in 2nd Division. Jian fang Lay again is beating ladies half her age  + she is getting wonderful support from a resurgent  Miao Miao,who has won 4 matches. Miao was'gone ' in my thoughts' and was very lucky to sneak into the Olympic team - a fact she agrees with. But since that moment, the confidence is back and she is flying up the world rankings list again

In the Mens, Robert Frank is having his best International series and William Henzell is leading the team winning nearly every match he plays in. The Aussies finished 3rd in their group and are now in the Play Offs for positions 25 to 36.  A great effort after coming in ranked 45.

28/3/12:The A frame with the news pape clippings has been cleaned up - & the 2012 articles are being placed there. So the first article is up reminding us that 'Patto' is a super star !  One thinks that Jacko might have this article already framed in his home office !

Dillon must have impressed the Mustang, as 15s fill in . 'Dillon can replace Duncan' was his words although he still does want the great one involved. Duncan can pay for Dillon's flight to Melbourne each week to play.

Dave Kumar- knew the face - Just could not put a name to it ! the guy in question was Clinton. Never met a Clint in my life !  -'OK Dave !  Ask me his surname + I will tell you it is Stuart ! ' Now that is a chip of the old block ' says dave who not only played about Boyd Stuart many times he even played a season with him.
Dave did point out that Clinton is not left handed but is much quieter !

27/3/12:SCHOOL HOLIDAY TRAINING CAMP - Sunday 1st April -6pm to 9-30pm -then Monday to Thursday 12-30pm to 4pm -$20 per day

EASTER OPENING TIMES  - GOOD FRIDAY 6TH APRIL - Morning Open at 9-30am to 12-30pm SOCIAL play (Doubles Only) -
RE OPEN- AFTERNOON - 5-30pm to 8-30pm - No Miao Miao coaching group

SATURDAY  - As normal -Training Squad - 10am to 1-30pm -then Open to Everyone - 1pm to 6pm

EASTER SUNDAY - Open 1pm to 6 pm -  EASTER MONDAY - Tournament  during day - contact club for more information - Open to everyone 6-30pm to 10pm

A G M - John Alder -Congratulations - Club president - for his 3rd term -BUT WE STILL HAVE NO SECRETARY - Belinda has agreed to do the job in the interim  but surely there is a member out there who will help keeping this club running !

EASTER MONDAY  - Tournament - Tell me what format you want ?  Starting time that suits !  But i hope to run an event - OPEN TO EVERYONE !

26/3/12:ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING TONIGHT AT THE CLUB - 7-3Opm - Everyone is invited to attend -Love to have some one throw up their hand and offer to either join the committee or better still we are after a Secretary !

WORD CUP IN GERMANY - Commenced last night- In the Mens Australia is Seeded number 45 out of 72 countries and the Ladies are 29

Round 1 for the Men is against Egypt with Trent playing in the number 2 position. No word on the results and no further infomration on the ladies team at this stage

25/3/12:- L PLATES required for Percy - He was in all sorts of trouble- trying to manouevere Sue from the AWD in her wheel chair, from the clubs entrance to outside and down the ramp to her car.

Poor Trevor - Rocked up to the club and was worried about Taxi Tom ! Why ? because Taxi was actually nice to him for once

SATURDAY SQUAD-  included 18 juniors- KAREN was coaching as was Earn -Percy + Keith - Craig joined in to help and as for Chris ?  he was presented with a tee shirt as a thanks for his assistance to this group.
WAR-
Big lead to South side - North side catch up and lead -Jim enters the arena- Jason goes bang ! South side now lead 10/9 - A win to South side next week will see 6 names on the WAR shield !  -Should North side win  - we will have the decider the following Saturday

SQUAD-  gotta love the improvement shown by the 2 Mathews. - And Mathew A's mates Jordan and Motaz are also going well.
Bill was the 'new Lawrence ' today - Lots of noise when Karen was trying to destroy him with some Multi Ball. As for the TRAIN  - he was called the 'Smlinig Assasin' when he powered up the Multi Ball and smiled as the players run out of puff.
Loved the quote ! THERE ARE LEVELS IN THIS SPORT -- & it was interesting watching Bill face Craigs serve a few times- When he finally returned one. Martin said' he has done better than I did last week. At least he got one serve back !

One person to have fun was 'the Boss Lady'  Not that she needs a microphone, but once she sat down and screamed 'players ready and change' during the end of the sessions Doubles Matches, she exclaimed ' THIS MUCH FUN ! having the microphone !

ERIC  Happy 10th Birthday, but he nearly didn't make it through this special day. Happy brithday Eric was the cry from all at the club- Craig hoisted him up into the air with the aim of plonking him onto his shoulders ! BANG !  as Erics head nearly went through the roof !- Dave/Chris was quick to depart -he said 'I have a birthday coming up soon and I don't want that kind of treatment.

23/3/12:BIG GROUP TRAINING ON FRIDAY NIGHT - Saturdays squad will also have good numbers- Karen is coaching as is Earn-Percy -Keith & Chris who is in for a gift ! as a memento of his work to our club ! 

22/3/12:W I N T E R - Pennant  - Only 2 places left  -FIRST IN BEST DRESSED ! sms Name to 0410472006 _NOW if you would like to play !

Latest Victorian rankings are out- 9 of our 14 players in next Seasons Section 1 comp are in the Top 50. Congratulations Michael Huang  -Number 14 - your best ever ranking. Be Phu back to 12 -Khiem 20 & Craig 21 are the best of the rest.

Who's fooling who ? - Next week Earn -Be Phu I am coming to get you ! Chew is teaming up with Liao.  But The Train is concerned as he has not trained for 2 weeks !- What is funny is that I thought Earn was at the club all of last Saturday and again on Monday night ! + as tonight was Thursday night, my maths don't add up to 2 weeks !

Check out Keiths cap on Saturday ! and there just might be something on the way for Chris ! -Also this Saturday a special guest joining training all the way from Canberra

Looks like the BBQ will be getting a work out - 2 weeks on a Saturday afternoon A club bbq organised by Pol & Helen
TUESDAY  10th April - Port Arlington Keenagers will visit our group -+ a BBQ lunch will be held for them our our Keenager members
Great to have other clubs visit Coburg for a social outing
Dont forget we are after 20 players to represent us in Yarrawonga on July the 8th

PHIL SMITHS PBSmicks web site- David Brand updates our pennant results every week- he also places a review of the matches from section 1 on Phils site- Everyone is welcome to contribute to this site especially regarding our club - Just click onto -
http://pbsmick.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=82&start=20

TRAINING CAMP -1ST TO THE 5TH OF APRIL - Confirmed coaches include Karen Li, Percy Lu & Brian Berry-We are now taking bookings at the club.

Pennant this week, + Super Scott fills in - Does not take too long before he upstages Daniel. A long rally in the Doubles was ruined when 'the Sledge Hammer smacked a ball straight at Scott.  The ball rises as it nears the end of the court so our man, jumps up just before the ball rises out of reach. Then in an action which resembles a Tennis serve, Scott belts the ball back to where it come from.. for a clean winner.
To comple Super Scotts night, he defeated Easy Beat Eric handing him his first defeat for the season. But Scotts run come to an abrupt stop once he stepped onto court with Pistol Pete. Pete was too much of a Hand Full !

This season see the Section 2 grade divided into 2 halves as there it is an 8 grade section - Nick B says '
Only been away one week and eveything has changed ! ' But Peter P defended the comp and added that he knew what division he was in ! Nick's reply ! OK so I don't read !

Mr Helicopter Chilcott says' call me Paul Pinkewich as I chopped Margaret !- Great ! Obviously all the hitting practice at the Saturday squad has been working well !

Jim thought he would stay 5 mintues to watch Adolfs first set- he stayed 5 minutes but saw the whole match.

20/3/12:NEXT MONDAY NIGHT  -Have your say - Help your club ?  -The 2012 Annual General Meeting will be held -starting at 7-30pm

Yay Jacko ! Finally smacked Patto's bum with a convincing win !  -Even announced it would happen  - Wonder if Patto playing for 4 hours before the big match had anything to do with the result ? - Then Jacko rubs salt into the wound by declaring' George gave me  a better contest than Patto !'

18/3/12:GET WELL BEVERLEY - A Keenager and former Pennant player who has discovered that' dirt roads. big motor bikes and sudden stops all add up to trouble- A broken leg and an injured hand are only some of the injuries + the new Bike needs more Band Aids than Norman Gunston in his prime- Hope to see her back at the club soon.
SATURDAY SQUAD  -Can it get any bigger ? - 28 juniors today - Add the 20 seniors + don't forget the 8 coaches - THIS SPORT IS THRIVING .

But what about the absentees ?- No Ms Jones but North side win WAR  -so series now tied at 9 all- And no LL for next 3 rounds !
Scott did not even visit the club today - DOD (Dad of Daniel) was off checking out the Grand Prix, so mum had to be todays Taxi- Also on the missing parent list was
our Section 5 Super star -Big Bad Bill - No need for training -+ he also had mum doing the Taxi run as he was off to the Truck show -checking out the Big Boys Toys.

But Ted was at the training showing off his photos from Thailand - Martin was demonstrating 'how to NOT  return Craig's serve- Edis attended his first training and took over from Ted as our oldest player -mind you still a few years behind Keith ! - Donna started a trend and had everyone learning ' how to do a fore hand push' + as for Limping Lawrence- if he was a race horse 'they would shoot him !

A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK !  - Thanh plays WAR  today - and as always, LLL (limping loose lips) has trouble with the name -Enter Chris ! 'His name is Thanh as in Thanh-Land'

17/3/12:SATURDAY SQUAD-  Coaches today - the Cat- Chris- Little Barrell-15- Train - No Mercy & Pops !~ Now that is a line up.

16/3/12:16/2/12:Nimmo and Lory at the club last night- Tonight in for a hit - Jeff Nix a former club A grade player.

A first for BOB WATTERS   - closing time and he was still at the club -so it was his turn to be evicted. -

WERRIBEE TED -the success story of the Saturday squad- is back after a trip to Chang Mai in Northern Thailand.  His trip included- a ride on a Quad bike (4 wheels - too slow ) - Rode a cart  pulled by 2 Oxen- rode a Motor bike - Went rafting on a Bamboo raft -Rode an Elephant - Cuddled a Tiger (ask Ted to see the photos- the Tiger is bigger than the Yellow Peril ) and its mouth is bigger than Ted. & for something different he went on 'the Eagle Ride (which was banned for a few years as it was deemed too dangerous) First off the climb - Up a rope ladder- a bit like a big  Hammock - until you are 70 metres up in the air. It is high says our Adventurer - then you slap the big steel hook over the wire - Yell Geronimo ! and off you go on a fast 250 metre down wards ride at high speeds over a canyon.
Wonder what adventures the Appelbees are up to ? they might be bungee jumping ? or swimming with the crocs ? by now. keep up the 'Jones's our dear friends !

14/3/12:THANKS PLAYERS/MEMBERS- I sent out a memo to our top players /some members- the response was the best I have had in my 5 years at the club -It is with regards to trying to fit everyone into pennant. Some wonderful answers but I don't know about the 'Have Duncan run around naked -Bitch slapping people until there is only the required number of players left.  -
MAYBE NEXT YEAR  - our best players might be offered a special League on WEDNESDAY nights.  But a lot of things to sort out before i even consider this.

PISTOL PETE  ! could not attend Saturday training as he had to prepare for the big night -even though his record suggests popgun Pete come finals time - he was taking his good lady out -at Erics expense of course to the 'footy'. deal was Pistol was the designated driver ! Simple ! Hire a Taxi - get 1/2 way to ground - No tickets so about turn and end up with a hefty Taxi fare. Then at the ground his lovely wife was a bif sad -No Hawthorn jumper - Pistol had given it away ! So our man SHOOTS  through ! back 20minutes later -Armed with a new jumper ! (hope it had our Coburg logo on it) Brownie points here for sure !  then he sees some models from the Spring fashion show so we wanders over introduces himself probably as Coburgs George Clooney and gets Easy Going Eric to take the photos of Pistol and the girls.
Fair to say Pistol Pete is now Punched up Pete and this weeks budget will include Champers- Chockys + Flowers to match the new jumper ! Hope he has some spare cash left for Saturdays training ! - A couple of hours with Karen might get him jumping about

Pennant ! What happended to the Section 2 players ? Bung Knee - Sore Shoulder- Injured arm - Overseas trips -In all 7 Section 2 players missing - Seems our star fill ins are loving in - the Bite was offered to ask his dad to play ' too old' (he is younger than the Battle  Axe thank you ! - ) so Mr Bite alias Chris Yap - marched onto the court for the umpteenth time playing Pen hold. -closely followed by Craig with the Long Pimples.

Then some entries were handed in for next season -Dave/Chris was on hand to help -When he was reading or tried to read George Dim's entry he said -George has not put in an entry form -he has entered a cross word puzzle -where you fill in the gaps !.

Sean O'S who a couple of weeks ago hand no problems with Margaret who is causing havoc in Sec 3. But last night it was his team up against 'the Helicopter'. How do you play that guy ? Well he does claim that the Train has taught him a few nasty tricks at Saturday training sessions. Shaun continued -Every time I looped -the tall guy just smiled before slapping it back past me. Yeh ! mate he once had Trent say 'I never want to play him again' then Taxi grizzled- 'Just when I had him - the helicopter got an edge on match point.' - The suprise was Mick was nearly gracious in defeat.

13/3/12:SOME SPECIAL DATES  -to watch out for -
1st to 5th April - Holiday coaching sessions - $20 per day per student- Sunday 1st- 6pm to 9-30 pm
Monday 6-Tuesday 7th -Wednesday 8th - Thursday 9th - 12-30pm to 4 pm
Coaches already confirmed at various times- Karen Li- Brian Berry-Duncan 15-
Bookings being taken now at the club .

TUESDAY 20th (and not before) -Winter pennant entries will be released - WILL ONLY LAST 2 DAYS !

Sunday 8th July- 20 places for players wishing to join us in Yarrawonga for the Annual challenge !
26th August -Melbourne Asian Championships

COMINIG EVENTS - COBURG CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS - Open to Member + 2012 Pennant/Super League players -Will Percy make it 3 in a row ?
+ 2012 SUPER LEAGUE

10/3/12:P O S S U M   Patrol - the A team arrives !
Fairly uneventful Saturday - 20 Juniors at our Squad training - 34 players overall- Karen & Miao coaching with both being 'the talk of the town' . Very busy afternoon, but sedate- even Anees's Army was quiet - + even purchased a bat !  - Then at 5-30 things changed- Elizabeth (Stevens mum - saw a cat in the club ! No ! it was Pat the Possum doing gurad duty and revving up our members. All sorts of paans were drawn up - Akram had the Afghanistan Army on stanby ready to blast it out of the building. Anyway it was now closing time, everyone was gone, and just about to lock up and Pat starts doing the rounds again.  A quick block of her escape route - call in the caverlry. Davanh was sitting on the porch ! drag him inside for a briefing but we were will still short. Who was in the car park ?  the Soph ! so he was grabbed and told to enlist in this Possum Patrol. All armed (Carter with a notice board ! - Davanh with the biscuit basket- and the Soph ! - let him have the empty drink carton. ) Sitting above the door -entrance to court 3 was 'the Critter' with a look that said come near me and  I will eat you ! -' Dangerous Davanh was first to attack - waving the bikky tray !  + walking within 2 metres of the monster. Capt Carter sneaks up takes aim - and taps Pat on the tail with the board - Success ! it scampers down and the 3 Amigos chase it - up past the toilets  - but her escape route - was gone ! A quick retreat by the 3 brave warriors - Plan B - now we open the 2 front doors which was a dangerous action as the wind was up and suddenly we were attacked by the things flying off the white board - even the magnets come flying our way ! - Then Davanh took to the war zone in a brave move that would normally see some one  decorated with a medal.  Keeping close to the wall - ready to dive into a toilet if the critter attacks- he slowly marched towards the enemy. Capt Carter loads up the board- Sergeant Soph down to the ground on one one knee, between the rubbish bins, under the white board with the trusty empty carton in front of him, just in case he is charge by the monster. Hearts pumping ! It is time -A big step by War Hero Davanh - Possum runs but is blocked off the the big board -No where to go except outside- The A team dives on the doors and they are slammed shut- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED !

WAR - big win to the NORTH SIDE who now trail 9 to 8. No Lawrence and the South side was rudderless. ! Big match next Saturday !

Mum to be Karen, picked up 15 month old Emma - But not for long ! You guessed it -Emma bawled the monent Karen touched her ! Don't worry kid - Karen has had plenty of opponents bawling everytime they venture onto a court with her.

PING PONG POWER  -thanks to Moreland council -Juniors only have to attend 3 training sessions and they will be given a free bat + cover- Already 8 new players are very happy with their new bats.

Karen walks into the club today & the first thing she does is attack a meat pie ! She is discovering she is always hungry. Won't take long for 'the baby bump' to show at this rate. -BUT SHE WILL BE COACHING THIS SATURDAY  - And for term 2 she will accept 4 private students a week !

9/3/12:MOOMBA MONDAY  - normally the Moomba madness tournament - Been a bit busy and have not organised anything so the club will open its doors to anyone for a hit at 6pm and stay open until 10pm as  long as there is a few peple using the facilities.

MIAO MAGIC  --a successful final day and our golden girl is off to the London Olympics- Well done Miao and your training partner - the 'Chew train'.

LOOK OUT PAT THE POSSUM  - the big guns are now after you - Craig is the latest 'hired help' as the battle mounts in an attempt to remove Pat from our club !
Might be easy to catch as the Possum is still laughing at Des's bungled attempt to catch it.

Zachary (15) Yap -has finally made it home - So Chris will now find out the meaning of 'sleepless nights ' Grand Pa (PK) and Grand Ma (Chong) the happy Grand parents are over from Malaysia. So one of the first things Chris does while his folks are in Melbourne ? Bring him to Coburg ttc for a hit of course ! 

PISTOL PETE  no longer sweet ! Is the cry. The gentleman- Eric J - has had plenty of offers to relieve him off his tickets for Saturday nights football match at Etihad. WELL DONE ERIC  offering our members / readers these great tickets & a car pass to boot ! - MIDNIGHT- Pistol is in urgent need of Brownie points ! His lovely wife is a passionate Hawthorn supporter so 'bucket mouth' spits out 'Dear I am going to take you to Etihad to watch your beloved Hawks ! Medallion club of course' then he rang 'Everyone Loves Eric & says that he will take the tickets ! WRONG ! Eric had already handed them out ! Now Pistol is in a jam & tells Eric either you get me the tickets  or I will not play pennant with you ! Personally I think Pistol should dig in to his 'hard earned' and buy the good lady - Chocolates- Flowers -Champange -  A room for the night in the Casino and watch the event on telly !

8/3/12:PING PONG POWER  is off and running - Thanks to Moreland Council for their support & Belinda Grant (club secretary) for her work
100 bats & covers will be presented to new players - juniors who attend  either the Thursday night - Friday night or Saturday morning programs several times.

Dont no one complain about the lights ! Trevor H was playing in his sun glasses !

SLOBODAN SLAMOWICZ rang to order some Nittaku Balls  - No big deal ? - well his mates loved the hardness of them ?  - OK  - but they are his mates in Serbia  & this where Slobodan is playing. Pretty keen and now he is on the come back trail .  Dont get too many orders over the phone from overseas !

More news on the Possum vs Akrams mob. Armed with mops and brooms our team was ready to pounce. But Des Jones shot through for 20 minutes and come back armed with 1/2 a gum tree. Branches and leaves thrown every where over the floor. According to Sergeant Akram, he thought this was Gorilla Warfare . Was Des trying to use the leaves as camoflage ? or was he going to throw all this stuff on the Possum and suffocate him ? Akram was conccerned that the club might be ovetaken by a wild herd of Koalas ! - As for the possum ? he thought our guys had gone mad, so he curled up in his hide a way and had a snooze.

7/3/12:Last nights Pennant - Some great matches- with some great moments !
Kal- hands back the clip board- the score sheet- + the tube from inside a Biro that resembled a straw !  Must have been a close match as we think he ate the outer plastic part of the pen.

Martin ( a former player ready to make a come back) - watched with intersest some amazing matches (more on the matches later) - he saw Patto vs Jim + was surprised how easy it was for Patto to win points-  When Patto trudged off the court Martin said I love the way you play Jim !' Thanks says Patto - I lost 3 zip !

Zafar wanted to prove he had paid his pennant fees- 'Here is the receipt' he said - It was dated June 2009.

The Section 1 matches were special last night- More of a review is in our pennant Section of this Web site- But one moment worth mentioning was when 15 thought he would practice for the Olympics  -The Triple Jump-Duncan style - 2 hops- a shimmy- a side step -a lunge sidewards - then jump up at full stretch and belt a percect back hand winner across court. Mr. Modesty walks off court claiming he does this type of thing all the time !

You know it is getting near the business end of the season when it is pointed out that ' I have won 2 matches not 1 ! & and I won ! -my first win for the season ! + now I am finding form - should be right for the last 3 weeks (after beating a fill in player)

PAT  the POSSUM - Took on Akram -Bill Mac - Des J and yours truly - And won clearly ! -but its days of visiting us inside the centre are nearly over-
Round 2 begins !

BIAGIO PITRUZZELLO - Leader Newspaper -Sports Star 2011 - Northern Region - Well done ROCKY - now get back to training !

Our good friend Eric J  - HAS FOR THE FIRST TO CONTACT HIM - 2 Medallion class seats ETIHAD  this SATURDAY NIGHT  -5-40pm start
MELBOURNE vs  HAWTHORN  & the package includes a Car pass underneath the stadiujm !  -FIRST TO CONTACT ERIC AND  SAY YOU SAW IT ON THIS SITE- the tickets
are yours -ERIC can be contacted on 0419314494  - thanks Eric !

Congratulations BOB TUCKETt - on his Wedding last Saturday & A huge THANKS  to everyone arrived this morning via E mail from LEIGH PASCOE

6/3/12:KAREN  popped in to say hi !  - Unavailable to play the Olympics or the 2012 Super League  -BUT SHE IS COACHING THIS SATURDAY AT OUR SQUAD.

5/3/12:THE SECRET IS OUT  - KAREN LI  is back in a big way ! Yes -She went to New Zealand for Olympic trials - but she did not play - Her sister come out of retirement and is New Zealands sole representative at the Oceania champs starting today !  -But KAREN  ? she is back in Melbourne - She visited a doctor in New Zealand and the reason she was not well ?  -THE LADY IS EXPECTING A BABY IN SEPTEMBER-  And keeping with the Coburg theme SHE IS DUE ON THE 15th !

Congratulations KAREN + SOLOMON--  maybe a little Daniel or Dave ? Keith or Collin or maybe another 15 !

4/3/12:GOOD LUCK MIAO - Oceania Olympic trials start on Monday !-Still not sure if Karen is playing in them as well .

Latest injury LAWRENCE with a bruised ego ! Imagine being belted around by Chrissy -twice in one day ! & not having an answer ..

So lets explain - SATURDAY SQUAD  -huge -over 50 people in the hall - 26 juniors- we had 12 female players which is a great number. A new player Pranav was immediately assigned to Lawrence's South side for WAR. the offer ? - 5 bonus points for  pronouncing hs name correctly - 5 points to the opposition if he is wrong !  All sounds simple -Enter Ms Jones and she informs LL that the name of the player is Punjab. So all morning Lawrence practices the word Punjab.  -Even when Chrissy was departing prior to WAR  she reminded lawrence of Punjab. And of course Lawrence did not do any home work and did not ask a single person 'what is the new players name ?' So wasn't he dumb founded when he screamed out Punjab when asked his new players name. Took a long time to sink he that he had been stooged ! All he could do was scream out Bitch ! - Later in the afternoon he turned on the mobile and was going to SMS  Ms Jones- picks up the phone and there is a message about Punjab from 'the Bitch' - OMG she got him again -+ twice in one day he was left gob smacked ! -I am sure there will be more to this story as we cant imagine LL letting 'sleeping dogs lie !' Ms J better keep her wits about her !

WAR also had a sing off - the 2 stars fron the Leigh Pascoe night sang while Jim & Percy had a chopping rally ! which was eventually won by Percy.  Lawrence accepted a chance to win bonus points by playing shake hand -More points to the opposition as he failed to return the serve ! but still SOUTH side won and now lead 9/7

How about the new name of Colonel Hogan ! Our lady in question spends more time sneaking off court than on it - 10 cups of tea during training -and like the good Colonel she returns to 'the pens' when ever she feels like it. As for her training ?  Dave T nailed it ! the girl needs a Cattle Prod to move her around a bit !

Who receives an update on his computer - every time his name is mentioned on this web site ? -well the family might be in for some noise- every name mentioned might have Daniel in it from now on ! - William also gets up dates -every time something goes on this page his Phone sings to him !

3/3/12:Talk about friendship ? -Percy is now hobbling around like his good mate Mr 15- Seems he also has done a fetlock !

What a group we have ! - Deniz & Dave -Shoulder ops --Chester -  Percy, 15 & Kay all have a sore foot- Miao - arm - Train -run out of steam at training sessions - Tony Mac injured back and leg - Collin -sore back -John A - injured car that wont start-& Craig has lost his razor !

John O'B promoting our sport again - this time trying to organise Rehabilitation centres to have Table Tennis Tables for their customers to practice on.
And John is on the improve and back home again which is great news.

1/3/12:Talk about Catching the  Olympic Train !- Miao Miao is travelling fast ! In her attempt to Qualify for London, a TRAIN  was seen heading her way to help with her training -this TRAIN  obviously is the express model- only stops at BROADMEADOWS  -or Coburg . Good luck Miao with hitting partner  -the former Malaysian Mauler

WHAT A HE MAN ! - 3 spots of rain and Tyson is in the car park trying to protect the new No. 3 hari cut from a little bit of water. And what was he using to protect his 'wig'. ? His Table Tennis Bat cover.

Mr Dedication ! Taxi Tom - agrees to take the PPP training on Sunday in Alois's absence. As long as the weather is lousy - otherwise the Taxi wll be heading to the coast.

Eric J - is very excited that his son will be performing in the coming Comedy festival. But last night Eric comes home from work, puts the feet up and turns on the TV. Too much noise is the verdict as the son is preparing for his gig. So Dad is told to get out and go to the club early ! And what will dad be doing during the festival ? attending every session obviously just in case numbers are  down ! - At least he should know the 'punch lines' after 3 weeks of the same show.

Dad #2. -Scott-(dad of Daniel B) walked onto court with Yoong. Once Yoong pulled out a box of new balls, scott retired, without laying a blow ! He was damaged without even hitting a ball. Scott could put up with opponents big Sports bag - the fancy Bat- he did not mind his opponent changing his shirt before they had a hit, but once the new balls got produced it seems that maybe this hit was going to be a little bit too serious for Scott.

28/2/12:Mark 'Stretch'. -Has been training hard on Saturdays with our squad. Now he has done the unthinkable and purchased new rubbers for his bat. He feels he is going back wards and was even concerned that he is getting too old for the sport.  'You think that you have had it until you look at Jim' was Marks comments.
Its OK Mark- Alois said Jim was finished -after losing the A grade semis in 1982.

25/2/12:WASN'T IT HOT TODAY ! - Yet we still had 31 students at todays training  squad. Yes ! this sport is thriving -WAR  won by South side -But the point of the day was won by Miao Miao -Left hand - Pen hold back hand block for a clean winner !

Not much to do on a Saturday afternoon for the manager- CAR PARKING PROBLEMS - Outside helping Sue Choi get her car out of a parking spot- Help Than park his car -Noise control ? few noisy players in the centre- WILD LIFE management -Pat the Possum re visited and parked outside the entrance to the main toilets - Cob webs- Balls stuck in roof - Make up a couple of bats- sell a lot of drinks -& even a bit of office work !

CELEBRITIES  -Come to Melbourne and hit Chapel Street. Not quite so for Leigh and Sophie Pascoe - Our spy caught them waltzing down High street in Northcote.

24/2/12:THE FINAL WORD ON THE LEIGH PASCOE NIGHT -
'THE TRAIN ' -Earn Chew did not really want to be at this function. Did not want to play a match- Leigh Pascoe ? who is this guy ? -then the crowd started rolling in - the entertainment started- the matches - the music- by now Mr Train was a bit nervous. And after the event Earn sat back and thought 'What a privilege it was to be part of this special event'  - Thanks Earn.

How about Mr 15. the Super coach was taking phone calls - asking for his advice !- regarding I T projects.  What's he going to coach next ?

23/2/12:Phil Smith -AKA pbsmick  has a great web site -
http://pbsmick.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=82&p=260#p260

I hope that Coburg members keep up to date with Phils work - he is currently working on the 2011 Super League to be shown on channel 31 in the near future.

Trent has been selected to represent Australia in the World teams cup in Germany next month. Immediate challenge is to get time off work again !

Good luck David Brand- Shoulder Operation today - Maybe he will have to join forces with Deniz who recently also had a shoulder op -Both playing left handed would make an interesting team

22/2/12:ALAN DAVIDSON  did a great job with the photos from our Leigh Pascoe tribute night -Check out the following site on Face book

http://on.fb.me./yrKP8H

KATHY & CHRIS YAP - proud parents of Zachary Yap -Born on 'the day ! ' 15th -feb- 2-15- DUNCAN DAY - Uncle Dunc will be sure to buy Zachary presents every birthday.  -CONGRATULATIONS from everyone at Coburg ttc.

David Kumar- we never acknowledged your achievement. An Australia day medal for your work excellence - Congratulations - How about showing us your medal !

Better come back to Earth   After such a great Monday night with the tribute to Leigh Pascoe. Tuesday night is pennant night. Score sheets filled out incorrectly - Players forget to turn up to play.  And as for Elio - he gets to the car and wonders what is this thing in his hand  ? 'the score board and the score sheet'. Patto leaves with out his bat. 'having a Peter Peart moment' was his excuse, but Abdul up stages everyone. 
He tries to shove his water bottle into his bat case -then realises it is not a bat. Wanders over to the counter to check out the fixture - he can't work out how he plays the same team 3 times in 5 weeks yet does not play some of the other teams. -Might have had something to do with him looking at the matches for other grades  & getting totally confused whien he can't find the teams from his section. But what takes the cake was when he bought a wrist band and tried to fit it over his head.

20/2/12:Has there been a better night at Coburg? 100 spectators and some great entertainment. Leigh must have enjoyed it as he left after the event -Picked up dad Steve from the hospital where he had been visiting Joy. Took Steve home then returned to the club to see who was still there !

Collin was great on the mike- Bob Tuckett was fantastic - the matches were good, But a special mention to Craig on his pack up everythign effort.

We were also pleased that Miao Miao popped in to say hi . Liao was in white hot form. +Margaret the 'Battle Axe' - could not keep out of the lime light .

IS THE DREAM OVER ? -A poor last day at the Olympic qualifying event means Trent has blown another Olympics attempt .
Originally he said retirement if he failed ! Well he was fitter than everyone ! no soreness after 3 gruelling days- patches of brilliance- but an inability to win when things were not going his way -far different mind set to Miao - she struggled all event with players she normally picks off easily - but she was simply too stubborn to give in, no matter how bad things were going. -Miao has qualified for Oceania - Karen Li might be injured which makes things a little easier but Miao will have to play better if she is to make the Olymic team
As for Trent ? can he hang around another 4 years ? - he has nothing to be ashamed of ! He has won tournaments in maybe 6 countries - played in 19 countries - represented his country - He is on the NSW tta board so is helping the sport away from the court.  He will now sit back and see what he feels is best. University in a week so time to finish the course he is doing ! -If he decides to continue - Paul Pinkewich has offered to come on board !that is a real bonus as long as Trent has 'the fire in the belly'.  And he is flying in to Melbourne today to be at Coburg to meet Leigh Pasoce and to have that hit with Bob Tuckett.  Sadly though Miao is injured and wont attend and Duncan 15 still has an injured hoof and cant play Jim.  But L.L. says Jim cant play so he is is offereing to spank Jims butt ! Lawrence can murder a chop on a BBQ so he figures Jim does not have much hope at all !  Personally I feel it is Lawrence who  will be over cooked once Jim CHOPS him off -mixed in with a mixture of Slap-Bash and Spin.

18/2/12:MONDAY NIGHT -the Leigh Pascoe tribute -I hope the members and public give this man the function he deserves. We have the facilities -the players- the entertainment- Now we need the audience.

Looking forward is a little confusing- some say Robbie & William are now automatic selections for the Olympics ? -the Oceania leg will be held in Sydney in under a month -but it is being held from a Monday to a Thursday-which seems a little odd. More annual leave needed for all players and officals and small crowds are guaranteed.

OK a quick update from Sydney- 1 day to go -WILLIAM & ROBBIE are though to the Oceania qualifying event -As is Jian & Vivienne Tan. For Coburg -we are still alive -Miao only lost 2 matches& although playing no where as well as we have come to expect -She is in a great position to grab one of the 2 remaining spots. For Trent it is a little tougher. His position is not  too shabby as he won his 3 matches today after a poor Friday. -But 2 of the wins won't count as they were against Wade Townsend and Kiet Tran who are both now out of the event.

So it works like this -Trent plays in order tomorrow -Justin Han (who lost to Henzell today 13/11 in the 7th). Trent then plays Dave Powell & his final match is against Simon Gerada.- the wins over the players from the previous round count. In Trents case he defeated Dave & Justin. David had wins over Simon & Justin defeated Powell & Simon. -So Justin and Trent go into the final day with 2 wins -Simon & David 1 win each.

In the ladies event- Melissa Tapper & Claire Campbell-Innes (who defeated Jian in the final round) were eliminated. Vivienne Tan who is reportedly 12 kg lighter than when we last saw her play powered her way through the field. Peri Campbell_innes back on the comeback trail is probably Miaos biggest test tomorrow.

The big news here is that Karen Li might be injured and will not play in the New Zealand event. But this is here say only I must point out.

17/2/12:LOVED THE SUPPORT WE ARE GETTING FORM EVERYONE REGARDING TRENT- Including Herry from Malaysia -he still remembers his special night & had his glow in the dark sign proudly on the wall until the house leaked and destroyed the sign !

Trying to figure out how to carry video camera  - stand - back pack - small case  + a lap top so I can update the web site.

THEN HOME IN TIME FOR THE LEIGH PASCOE NIGHT - And Trent will also make an appearance to have a hit with Bob Tuckett !
Guaranteed to be a great night !

16/2/12:THANKS TO MORELAND COUNCIL -& Club Secretary Belinda Grant  - PING PONG POWER  will be off and running by the first of March

100 bats & covers to new comers (jnrs) to the Thursday night- Friday night and/or Saturday squad members -All you must do is attend a minimun of 3 sessions

Good to have the Pistol back firing at the club last night- The Clock man was back on Tuesday and last night Collin made his return - F or a meeting as we prepare for the Leigh Pascoe tribute night on Monday night. Just might have the CEO of TTV pop in as well.

Sounds of congratulations echoed around the club walls - Last night we officially announced Duncan day - 2-15.

15/2/12:LEIGH PASCOE TRIBUTE NIGHT  Monday the 20th -Loads of entertainment ! starts at 7-30 so be early.

VALENTINES DAY  - started innocently enough. Des Jones comes to the counter to make a cheque out. 'Whats the date ?' he asked'  - Valentines day was the reply  -Did not mean a thing to Jonesy -could have been the eleventy-eighth of June as far as he was concerned. Guess that means that Eileen missed out on the flowers and chockys again this year.
The 'Buckley boys ' could not play pennant tonight- ! Valentines dinner with the partners ! & then there is Teresa  - Visited the club with a picture of her beloved Nick Bartone in his Speedos' & and nothing else, playing table tennis- looking like his coach Mr 15. 
 
It is a big week - Duncan Day -Tu-15 today - the TWINS  Patto & Mustang share their birthdays on Thursday. 'Twins ? one still looks he is 13 and the other still acts like he is 13.

And on the weekend the Olympic trials. Miao and Trent have their work cut out as they try and make the team to go to England, later in the year.

Good work David Brand - Section 1 scores and ladders up dated on the TTV web site by 9-30pm last night.

Jacko (Jack Keshishian) Decided he needed new rubbers as Patto is single handedly keeping the canteen afloat all at Jackos expense. So what rubbers do you want Jack ? 'I have only ever used mark V' was the reply- So I go to take off the old rubber- MAGNA ! Worse still was that Jack then said' if I was put on a lie dector I still would have said I have only ever used Mark V. So come clean Jack ? Where did the Magna come from ?

Good luck to the Bucks boys. Can't play pennant tonight ! Partners have a Valentines' night lined up !Well that is a different excuse ! Even for Coburg

Mony Mony- alias Monica P- Still waiting for her visit to our club -But at least we know she reads this web site. Now we are hoping that she is one of the thousands who attend the special night next Monday  for Leigh pascoe.
2 people who will be attending are Saturday squad regulars and pennant players, Bill & Hamish. -After they perform, they will be guaranteed a standing ovation ! Just one of many highlights planned for the night.
Had Earn practising in the back room with the lights out as he prepares to show how good he plays Table tennis in the dark !

13/2/12:SCHOOL HOLIDAY CAMP .- We are already taking bookings - SUNDAY  1st of April -6pm to 9-30pm !  Then in the afternoons of - Monday the 2nd Tuesday the 3rd Wednesday the 4th and Thursday the 5th of April -12:30pm to 4pm -COST IS $20 PER DAY  or $75 for the week -if paid in advance.

Just require to people to assist next Monday night -Especially to umpire some of the matches. Margaret vs Chrissy - Miao vs Earn - Jim vs Duncan -Craig vs Martin - David B vs Michael -Be Phu vs Liao.

12/2/12:Don't normally run adds on this site- But POL  has been a good work horse for the club during the past couple of years.
He has a Piano in good condition for sale for only $400.oo - If you dont live too far me might be able to tie it to Helens back for her to deliver it !

11/2/12:SATURDAY SQUAD- Add in coaches and over 50 people crammed into the Stadium. An SOS was sent out to Dave Brand.

LEIGH PASCOE TRIBUTE NIGHT - Leigh does remember Ken Holmann as will plenty of the older players. Ahhh! says Leigh - but he is looking forward to sayting Hi to Ken- Actually he might be aying Hi to a lot of people on the night- He was obviously a very popular man !

I have been asked 'what will be the highlights of this night ?' - Having Bob Tuckett who represented Australia 277 times, doing a demonstration will be hard to top.  -
A lot of water has gone under the Bridge since Leigh last played- Our muso's doing 'Under the Bridge' will cause a big suprise & a couple of special guests we are sneaking in will guarantee that this is a night which we will all remember for a long time. -But the 'March of Honour ' will be the highlight !

WAR -2ND CLASSIC MATCH IN A ROW - But North come out on top for the 3rd time in 4 weeks. . South side still lead but just ! & How about Lawrence in WAR- He made a  lot of noise - jumped around a lot and mastered the sledging -but did not win many points - Keith said afterwards 'what ever Lawrence is one -I want some !'

Great article on the televsion this morning on the ABCs -CONTACT SPORT show- Melissa Tapper was interviewed and a great job was done by Simon Gerada when being interviewed regarding Melissa.  hope it is repeated in the near future and gets the viewing audience it deserves.

How about 'last weeks  player of the Round'. does not need training - so drops the kid at the door and shoots off to do the shopping. returns a couple of hours later in time to blast some winners in WAR.  -& he will steal the show on Monday week at the Leigh Pascoe tribute night.

Keeping your eye on the ball is pretty important in table tennis but Phil Smith may have taken that concept a bit to far.  Check out his clip - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eauWg_-CiYM


10/2/12:LEIGH PASCOE TRIBUTE NIGHT - Just been confirmed that club great and Life member, Ken Holman will make an appearance as will our oldest surviving club Champion, Bill Sibbison.  Some of Leigh's team mates including Jim Kilderry & Martin Solomons will also be at the club to say hi to Leigh.
As for the matches ? Chrissy plans to clobber Mrs Mulcahy - !5 is out to Blast Jim off the court & Earn says 'girls can't play ping pong.  He plans to mash Miao.

AND THE GREAT BOB TUCKETT WILL DO A DEMONSTRATION WITH A FORMER CLUB CHAMPION !

Is Mr Yaps back worse than first suspected ? - Is the Yap getting the Yips ?  Or are pitter patter of tiny feet not too far away from the Yap household ?
Looks like Jim will be chasing more team mates as Dave Brand has gone down with another injury ! The sholder op is not too far away from being a reality.
And the famous 15 is still hobbling around, Collin is just about ready for the Knackery - The Super Stars are falling apart

7/2/12:THE LIST OF ENTERTAINMENT IS GROWING FOR THE LEIGH PASCOE TRIBUTE NIGHT ON THE 20TH FEBRUARY  -Still require more helpers on the night

Feature performers / -Father and son - Music maestro's - and a former AUSSIE GREAT- 2 time SCOTTISH OPEN CHAMPION - dusting his bat to hit with one of our own GREATS - a current AUSTRALIAN TEAM MEMBER  - who will visit the club for the first time in 2012 on this NIGHT ! ---And for those who remember the great farewell to Herry Andipoh ! we will repeat the treatment  DONT YOU DARE MISS THIS EVENT - Now waiting for Alois and Eddie to lend their heads to try and catch Craigs boomerang again !

TODAY WE HAD THE HONOUR OF A VISIT FROM THE MAYOR  MR JOHN KAVANAGH & TTV CEO  ANNE KING    -we thank both of them for giving up their time to visit our club...

COBURG TABLE TENNIS CLUBS ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING - March 26 at the Centre ! -how about supporting your club -voice your view at the AGM
Maybe join the committee ?

If some one has 'what it takes' the Club is looking for some one to fill the SECRETARY POSITION . Belinda has done a great job but would like to use her skills in other areas to help the club.

LEIGH PASCOE tribute night - Some big names will be on show ! A night not to be missed .

6/2/12:VERY IMPORTANT DATE ! -February the 20th -A Monday night - LEIGH PASCOE- Former Australian Champion & Coburg Hall of Fame LEGEND - Will pay a visit to the club. First time in over 30 years, so we hope all the past greats will be dropping in to say HI !

SOME MATCHES - BEST OF 3 SETS WILL BE PLAYED - CRAIG JUST MIGHT SCALP ALOIS AGAIN  WITH HIS BOOMERANG -  And a special Musical treat Not to be Missed !
VEUNE -COBURG TABLE TENNIS CENTRE - FREE ENTRY -the Club will be open as normal  -Courts 6 to 9 . FROM 7-30PM TO 9-30 PM ..
More information as it comes to hand ! - One player who will not be missing the action is Jim Kilderry a former team mate of Leighs.

Please help sread the word around ! We are also after volunteers to help run the evening - as there will be a lot of stuff to set up / pack down

5/2/12:CHAI  arrives home and is greeted by his 7 year old daughter, who fired out the following ! 'Was Karen at the club today ?' - Better come back soon Karen looks like everyone is missing you .

GOOD ON YOU GIRL ! -Table tennis Victoria's CEO. Up early on a Sunday morning -as she is marching in the ' Pride March' today  -representing TTVs diversity. 

Anne is dropping into Coburg on Tuesday morning (did not know she was walking that far ) to meet Morelands new Mayor, Mr. John Kavanagh & for a bit of a chat about Coburgs role in Table Tennis and a few other things. Meet the Mayor and the CEO - 9-30am to 10-30am on Tuesdaythe 7th  at the club.

My My ! -How the times have changed !- Miao Miao was always seen traiing hard at MSAC  with the big name players ! - Now Coburg is fast coming her 2nd home. Friday night squad is picking up - She now is an important part of the Saturday squad (another 40 + people in the hall yesterday in the heat) + now Miao is often seen traning hard in preparation for the Olympiuc trials.
But it is her training partners which is interesting.
Brian Berry - well after the way he dominated the Ping Skills classic, hitting with him is a wise choice. David Brand - A blast from the past, our Davy- But still owns the big forhand, the tricky back hand + of course the trade mark serves. Another bonus from hitting with David is that he has spare time as 15 won't hit with him + Dave is hanging around the club in hope that the 'great one' shows a few minutes of weakness. Kennart a 2nd division league player from Germany (who just found out about the MSAC tournament and tried to enter but entries were closed- yet it was still 4 days before the event) is showing how good he is and improving with every hit.
And the latest addition to Miao's mob is the 'Train'. Earn Chew - Who said 'you cant be a gentleman and a good player ? - the big fore hand - the slippery block and above all - an incredible appertite to train hard. -
We thank Miao for putting her skill to test on our tables and we love your choice of training partners, but you still have not managed to win a hit with Mr 15 yet either.

Maybe on Duncan day 2-15 he might just let a couple of the good players onto his court ?

SATURDAY SQUAD-  A good group yesterday. David Brand joined the coacing panel for the coaching panel for the first time and was impressed.  19 juniors, Cathy was relieved from the canteen duties and joined in - Darcie was back from China + was showing some decent form. Teddy & Leo were representintg the older brigade, Maritn & Clem from Keenagers and Donna was doing a fair job shutting up 'Tweedy'.
MORE AGAIN NEXT SATURDAY - 10am to 1-30pm and only $12.oo

THEN IT WAS ONTO WAR - South side off to an early lead. Craig won 3 in a row for the 1st time this year. Dave B was solid -Catisia was winning points at will. The only worry was 'the leader' L.L. it seems the minus 5 points is a real burden. Or is it as he says ? -'my job is to enthuse the team and let them have all the glory.
Then in marched the North sides secret weapon -& the Hongs hand grenades were released - 3 serves in a row - Dave B - bottom of the net return - then another and another- Same result. 5 bonus points and North side were up and away + add in the 10 bonus points from beating Dave + minus 10 points for the  South side and we witnessed a very entertaining WAR that went until 1-30. with  North scoring a very close victory.  South side still lead the series though -7 wins to 5.

4/2/12:DAMN ! I have been challenged ! -thought I was the one who stayed up all night -or attacked the computer in the morning  -Late at night Mr 15 is always up but early mornings beat him. But as for  the Brand ! - E mail him in the morning you get a reply - put info on this site in the middle of the night -He will make a comment
Mr. Energizer simply does not visit the bed or he sleeps at the computer - or he has the keyboard and screen sharing the bed with him !

Miao madness - The Friday night group was large -Duncan and Miao working overtime but everyone was happy with the session. More next Friday at 6-15pm and only $8.
Duncan day not too far away - 2/15 -Wednesday's for the novices & 15 offering a hit to whoever asks for a hit .

3/2/12:We are taking suggestions of names to help Carey.
His Home Group teacher -is also his maths teacher and his I.T. teacher -his mother Jenny. So what should he call her infront of his fellow students ?
Earn suggested- 'Boss Lady' -Duncan said ' Hey  You !' -We have Ms mum - tiny teacher - Whitey- mumsy & sir !  -Send us your suggestions !
So i guess you can't really wag school tihs year Carey ?

2/2/12:NEED SOME GOOD TRAINING BALLS ? short time special on 1 star balls- Check our sales section !

MARK GLENN - Not a name normally associated with at our clukb- A Diamond Valley player -the authentic couch potato according to our newest 'snoop' David 'dead eye' Atkin. Seems everyone who knows Mark knows that practice is not in his vocaculary. But he decided one hit pre season is the way to go. Did not believe that he would get sprung though  -Maybe he should take a leaf out of the 'shy petal' in the next story.
One person we did not think would have much trouble being seen was hitting with the Train ! -The katt and the Train in full steam- Not many people in the hall when this lady walked in and asked 'Do I know who Miao Miao is ? So I called out to court 2 - Hey Lady !do you know who Miao is ? " this quickly got Miao to leave the court and come and say HI!

1/2/12:ANDREW BROWNING - You star !
Our sport is famous for the way most players conduct them selves. Sportsmanship & Table Tennis go arm in arm in most cases. Here is another example
Andrew is from our AWD group. Playing in Section 4 - And finding the opposition tough. Not a great season last Spring, but some good results towards end of season enabled Andrew & Biagio another crack at this grade. -Just now  I recieved a call from Andrew. The game (not the match ) he won against Helen Pottage, 'You should take it off me as I did not have my bum in the chair. ! It is against the rules. Andrew I dont care if you were on your head ! with the bat in your bum !  You won the game fair & square as you are playing by able bodies rules !
So lets explain - (and we must remember that in an recent International match beamed around the world on the net. Andrew spat the dummy in a crucial match over a dodgy call) - Looks like the lesson sunk in -even though he did nothing wrong ! - Game point to Andrew against Helen - He lunges and tips the chair & crashes to the floor -but still manages  to crack a winner - Yes ! his bum was off the seat- but he won the point and game fair and square, although Helen won the match . - but it worried that much he felt obligated to give me call- LOVE YOUR HONSESTY SON ! - Hope you inspire other players to be so honest.

31/1/12:GOTTA GIVE THE GUY TOP MARKS FOR EFFORT  -In trying to get out of the hole he dug !
The school teacher-Known as 'the little man' -Left the club after delivering this gem ! - With me & him its 50-50 -but I win most of the time  !

30/1/12:MORELANDS NEW MAYOR  -will visit the club on Tuesday the 7th of February at 9-30am - We know our Keenager community will again do the club proud in the way it helps promote our great club.

29/1/12:So the mystery has benn unravelled -Yesterday it was dave B who got knocked back by Lawrence who was later seen having a hit with the great 15.
Obviously Lawrence must have felt guilty in trying to get a hit with Dave later on. -Stick with Miao is our suggestion Dave- she will at least hit with anyone.  

Latest rankings - Be Phu now the highest ranked player in Victoria playing regular pennant at Coburg. - 11 -the Mustang now number 14 - Khiem Luu -20 Craig -22 - John Patto - 26 - Dave Brand -35 -Jim 36 + Liao -37 -
Just a remnder to our players- Points are awarded in Secton 1 + 2 for wins in Pennant- As David Brand and David Kumar enter their grades results. We are after players from the other sections to enter their grades results

THIS IS NOT A COMPLAINT OR A GRIZZLE - NOT USING THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO PROMOTE MY KIDS - NOT USING THIS PAGE AS A FORUM or a SOAP BOX

So we are back now from France for a week, after being with Trent in Montpellier. - 29 training sessions I attended and 2 special physical sessions. Loved it all and still putting pen to paper about it all.  Was it worth it ? -The trip - could have spent less money on a more glamorous trip - Time spent in a tt centre- I loved the training and the efforts by the players. 
What was the aim ? -An opportunity to give Trent a chance to play in the Olympics. What if he fails ? -I guess he retires & looks back at 14 years of a lot of hours spent at Table tennis centres & the fact he has played the sport he loves in 19 different countries- Add the fact that he has competed in 4 countries as an Aussie rep in Boomerang throwing.  So where is this going ?

A chance meeting with parents of a kid -same school as Trent & Craig- Same age as Craig. - both Trent and this guy were dual Local Sports Star of the Year winners.
A guys career has been well documented - the other Aussie Rules Football - The kid (and I won't name him - do not want to embarrass the family-they are friends of mine + I am a big fan of the kid as I will soon explain. ) -this young guy Peter - got drafted to Sydney- Played a lot of matches in Canberra in the cold and in front of small crowds - Back to Melbourne and the VFL for 2 years on $800 a match -Been picked up by an interstate club for 2 years on a mere $68 K a year.  to me that is huge - Table tennis players work as hard for little reward. Peters parents say he is not making much money -If trent picked up a 68 K contract we would consider him as making the big time.
The parallels are still there- Peter's last chance to make his name in his sport- Come March we know if Trent has achieved his goal.  -One guy just might just become a regular AFL footballer and on the way make a lot of money-
I hope so -he is a good guy -was an outstanding young footballer and I even contacted 2 AFL clubs in the hope of being just a small help - As for Trent -Olympian ! that is a title money can not buy . You have to earn this achievement.
So where do I sit with this ? as a parent you want your kid to be happy all their life and not have financial worries -But you also want them to succeed. !
GIVEN THE CHOICE ? Olympian 2012 sounds perfect ! -the rest will take care of itself. 

Saturday squad- 20 JUNIORS - 36 Players all up - add in Earn-Duncan-King Chris -Keith- Miao &  Brian Booming voice Berry - A plethera of coaches

Leo said to Brian 'I want you to fix my back hand' + the Berry man replied as only he could - 'i saw it last week and I am not very optimistic .

Then it was onto WAR- Lawrence led his team to a stirring victory- Keith got the north side off to a flyer- 18 points to zilch -But Miao thought she was Earn  and did not win a single point -but gave the opposition 45.  Finally Keith mucked up his earlier good work by losing the last point ! South Side have now sneaked away to a  7 /4 lead in this current series. -the final word of the day 'Come back Jim' You have been forgiven.

Then the club doors opened- David Brand on court 2 with Miao Miao, which is the best one can hope for once Mr 15 knocks you back for the umpteenth time.  Later on Mr L.L. asked Dave for a hit - but he got the 15 treatment ! no cigar ! come back another day. Yet, Lawrence can always score a hit with 15 and Earn was with Mr 15 for over an hour and a half.

LAWRENCE  has an official complaint- No one sends him e mails- Hey mate - you could have had some of the 150 I copped between Thursday and Friday night last week.

PETER HOLMES - can't play in Summer because it is too hot ! Yet he sent matty to the camp every day last week- Pete hits evey Monday night regardles of the temperature and now is playing Tuesday pennant - only because Autumn is only 5 weeks away. We will remind him of his decision every hot Tueday night

Why was David T so quiet during the squad ? -Might have had something to do with his companion - who apart from being a better player - She has him totally under control.

28/1/12:SATURDAY SQUAD- Miao returns -Brian Berry is back - The Chew Train is taking passengers -Keith still teaching his craft & 15 is still Fabulous -Also on hand will be King Chris -10 am and still only $12.00

PENNANT ROUND 1 ON TUESDAY NIGHT  - And just some of the highlights- Dave Brand vs Patto - Chew train vs Craig & the match which holds my interest - The Battle Axe Margaret Mulcahy - finally playing at Coburg and showing her skill . up against the last 2 seasons leading player from Section 4 -Phil 'the Mauler Merchant !

38 players today attended  KEENAGERS-  - This group is thriving !

27/1/12:LAST DAY OF OUR TRAINING CAMP -David Brand joins Maurice to lead the players through their drills.
Only $20 from 12-30pm to 4pm

Then tonight Miao Miao is bakc to help Duncan with the Friday night squad

AUSTRALIA DAY CHALLENGE - Back to Back - Section 1 Brian def Craig  to make it 2 in a row - While in Section 2- Abdul only defeats Vincent in one of the 3 times they play - the final of the Section 2 event.

How about Brian playing Brandon - the score was 10 love and BB says ' don't worry I won't do it (win 11 zip ) as long as you dont serve a fault- Brandon serves and Berrym an loops a clean Back hand loop winner - Oh ! I did do it says the man with the big voice.
But not everything went his say - he was about to play on the show court 2 -when the little man Abdul barged in and told him to play elsewhere.

26/1/12:On the TTv Web site - a great story about our own David Kumar (or King Chris as he prefers to be called) -Another Saturday coach to recieve some recognition is Earn the Chew train -who has his own tee shirt to remind him of where he spends his Saturdays.

25/1/12:The Holiday training CAMP continues -Today at 12-30pm with the legendary Brian Berry again at the helm
$20 for the day with no need to book in .

Even on Australia day -Everyone is welcome ! 12-30pm to 4 pm -David Brand joins as one of the coaches
Followed by AUSTRALIA DAY CALLENGE -4-30pm to 7 pm -Division 2 followed by the Open Section 7 pm to 9-30 pm

ADOLF  needs a Doubles Partner for the Tournment on the 16th of June- LAKE BALATO -Open - in Hungary

CHRISTMAS COMP  has come and gone - Normal Pennant starts next week.

CONGRATULATIONS TEDDY ! His improved form -as a result of Hard work every Saturday with our Squad has not only see him rise through the grades at Werribe -he is the early leader at Coburg for the Keenager of the Year Award.

Section 1 leading players Duncan Tu (15 wins of course) + Craig
Section 2- Leading player Brian Zammit
Section 3 -Leading Player Pol Liwanag.
-Team results in the Pennant section of this web site

22/1/12:LATEST FROM FRANCE- Montpelliers first match for 2012 - but still in the current season. With an injury to the Tunisia player, Trents replacement, Trent gets a re call even though he leaves Montpellier on Tuesday.  Trent plays in the no 4 position -Wins his 3 singles and the Doubles match he is in but team loses  Not totally sure but Trent finishes with around 12 wins for Montpellier and 4 losses.  -So it is a couple of days Shopping in Hong Long then more table time in China before the Olympic trials in Sydney in mid February.

Holiday camp this week  -How about some volunteers to block a few balls ? will get you plenty of practice as well

THURSDAY AUSTRALIA DAY CHALLENGE - 4-30pm to 7pm -Non Stop Round Robin -Section 2 most  wins -decalred winner- Defending champ ABDUL

then 7 to 9-30 pm -the big guns come to town -DEFENDING CHAMP BRIAN BERRY.  -Only $5 to enter one of the sections

FRANCE - great to hear so many people interested in the goings on. Always thought my trip to Fiji for Oceania training and Aust team jnr matches was the ultimate. Let me tell you the training - the players and the intensity of this training was simply mind blowing ! - I will keep adding bits & pieces with the aim of writing a full stroy as soon as time allows.

PHYSICAL - Thursday mornings - 9 to 9-55am - followe by 10- to 12 training - if you can still stand up -(FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED-WILL BE RUNNING THROUGH SOME OF THESE EXCERCISES AT 11AM TODAY -SUNDAY - at the club - I plan to introduce these into a weekly one hour sesssion in the near future)

REFLEX-  Hold a table tennis ball in each hand- Partner has hand above your hands- drop the balls - see if they can be caught. Oh Yeh ! Olivier -No 1 player in Trents team drops down quickly and catches both balls -! Trent ? none ! - 4 players in a line - Push up Position -head facing wall- Ball is dropped once it hits the ground - jump up and sprint to side of hall -Trent holds his own here -  Sit in squat position -up and run ! Loads of side steps/ run /step through the ladder as per done by AFL footballers.  Zig Zag around cones - twist- lunge - JUST A LOAD OF GREAT STUFF......

& Finally - what a way to end a trip to Paris ! - I had never met Leigh Pascoe -Club Legend and Australias most talented player according to Bob Tuckett. Leigh has lived in Paris for a long time now - + the Aussie accent is as strong as ever -(but his French is great as it was a lunch time meeting + snails were not on my planned diet !)
Who do I admire most in TT ? - Jim K ! - What is one of my favourite trainings ? Watching Trent hit with Bob Tuckett -Who had the biggest infuence on Craig ? Brian Berry - What is the best way to spend a 2 hour luncheon ? Meet Leigh Pascoe in one of his favourite Restaurants in Paris ! - the questions I fired at this man who I had never met - the Aura ? -He is a 60 + year old - Tall and thin - but he commands respect the moment you meet him - You ask questions, in rapid fire because there is so many things you suddenly need to know - This is like meeting a WAR hero -Only thing missing are the medals -but you know the medals are there - inside his ticker ! - inside his brain -this articulate man - you are honoured to be in his presence- he speaks quietly -you shut up and listen - you feel the emotion - you understand the passion -not a bad word to say about anyone - Suddenly you love this sport more than ever before ! THIS IS THE HONEST TRUTH - I AM VERY LUCKY TO HAVE MET JAN WALDNER - & I HAVE HAD A HIT WITH PIERSSON - THE ELITE PLAYERS AND COACHES AT MONTPELLIER -BEEN EMOTIONAL WHEN TRENT HITS WITH BOB TUCKETT OR WHEN CRAIG & TRENT WERE YOUNGSTERS HAVING A COUCHING LESSON FROM ALOIS -THE CONVERSATIONS I TREASURE WITH BRIAN B & DAVID BRAND & THE COMPANY I KEEP WITH THE TONY MACS, JIM KILDERRY &  DUNCAN 15s  IN THIS WORLD -  but I felt SO EMOTIONAL just being in the company of Leigh Pascoe ! -Meet him and you will understand why ! -Immediate plans - get this man to pop into Coburg once again - Let Craig loose with his boomerangs- Best of 3 sets- Huang vs Berry- Craig vs Miao - Karen vs Chew- Brand vs 15 - then let our past 5 club champs go head to head -Trent vs Percy- -THEN HOW ABOUT A JIM AND BOB T demo - Then we all sit back and listen to what our Club Legend has to say !  -Only a dream at this time  - but they do have a habit of coming true some times.
LEIGH PASCOE is a club legend and now I understand why !

21/1/2012:OUR PENNANT STARTS TUESDAY WEEK - 6 strong grades ! - And Grand finals of Christmas Comp - This coming Tuesday - Next week the training camp and the Australia day tournament is only a few days away -2 X DVISIONS -Enter at the club - only $5 to enter.

TOURNAMENT 5th February at MSAC - A new format where you don't wait forever to play matches. you can enter on the following web site - http://www.pingskills.com/table-tennis-victoria/msac-open/

20/1/2012:O K COACHES  hands up ?  Just putting a program together for next week - no promises but e mail me if you are interested in coaching next week at our holiday program .

19/01/2012:FRANCE  - will put a detailed report in soon -But first will answer a few questions.
Montpellier -800 kms from Paris - 7ks from the Mediteranian Sea. The town is comparable to Ballarat in size. Famous for its medical history, with it being mainly a university city.
The Centre - can cram 20 tables into it. 4 main tables used by the training squad.
I loved the Taraflex floor- 15 years old - loads of scratches and marks -but kept clean and no one throws water on the floor ! Old barriers are terrible and only a couple of Ball collectors -which are bulky and cant get into tight areas.
Broken balls left lying around is sad and the outside of the building is covered by Grafittii as is a lot of the city.
BUT THE PLACE HAS CHARACTER AND IS VIBRANT ! - if you dont want to play serious table tennis - go elsewhere ! This is the place for serious table tennis players - does not matter about your standard -as long as you want to train. Joe Blow from out in the street does not get a hit- Schools use the centre, Universities have training groups & their is squad training for different levels of play most nights of the week -with all sessions being run by coaches !

Got myself into trouble very early in the piece. A teenager called Ilyas is at the centre every opportunity. Whilst his English sounds good he does not grasp all the words so when I invited him to come to Coburg and visit us if ever in Australia - he flew home and told dad ' Australia has offered me -accomodation -training - & say I will be their top junior player ! ' -took a little bit of wind out of his sails once things were sorted out.

3 highlights of a centre I fell in love with ! -1- CHEN JIAN  as Trent says- the worlds nicest Chinese top Table Tennis player. 2-MICHEL MARTINEZ - Now number 5 in France Without doubt the best serves I have come across - Could clean ace me yet I was only at the end of the table cactching the ball for him . 3- THURSDAY  mornings -1 hour of Hard Physical training sessions- Not cheap -but worth every cent
And I will mention Eric Zaaban -a 41 year old chopper who plays a couple of divisions lower than Trent -but as a practice partner I saw him beat a lot of the players at different times. This man is playing bigger hitters than we have at Coburg on smaller courts, yet no ball can't be retrieved by this man. -He was one of 3 players who also had a hit with me for which I am  grateful as he is there to play with the 'big guns'.

 - TRAINING CAMP -Includes Dillon Chambers -Australian training team squad member. & WAIT FOR IT
Coaching at the camp will be Brian Berry & David Brand - Only taken us 4 years to sign up David ! 12 -30pm to 4pm + only $20 per session

TUESDAY NIGHT PENNANT  -almost here again ! -For those lucky enough to get a spot -Please E mail or call me and confirm you are playing !

 Great to know that I have been missed as the 'great one Mr 15' used his influence to get me home -Train to Paris -Carriage no 15 -Catch the plane in Qatar -for the final leg-Depart from Gate number 15 + Sit in Row 15 on the plane ! 

18/01/12:BON JOUER - Just arrived home so cot time it is - but will have some info to share tomorrow
Well done to Maurice- Peter & Claude for running the club and we also thank the others who helped.

10/01/2012-It is G'Day from MONTPELLIER in France . Lots of minor problems has made it difficult to keep the site up dated . Thanks to Collin we are up and running again.

Sorry to have missed Davis in action, but by all reports Helen has enjoyed the humour . Over here the training is tough, the knees the back are sore and that is only for, carry the back pack around . Trent is playing very well and hitting the ball hard . Is he playinig well enough to make the OLYMPICS , Only time will tell. A few flaws still to correct but Davis would be very happy with what I am seeing. But as for the Tank ! rearranged the room, cleaned the floors and training 30 minutes every day ! Look out section 5

Finally for this report GOOD LUCK DENIZ with her operation today on the shoulder. we hope it is successful and we see you soon

Monday we meet with club legend Leigh Pascoe - Bye for now from France 

8/01/2012: Just in case you missed it, the club has RE-OPENED for 2012 so get in there and start swinging folks!

7/01/2012: Happy New Year CTTC members! We hope you have all had a great rest up over the break so you're ready for combat for the completion of the Christmas comp and then the commencement of the new seasons pennant. Don't forget membership fees are now due to see you through a year’s worth of access to the greatest TT club in the world!

Bruce and Kay are still over in France with Trent. The training sounds pretty intense and that's just the training Bruce is giving the chefs on what they can and can't put tomato sauce on! (The answer is you put it on everything of course.) Kay is apparently training hard also so those in her section better look out when she gets back.

This is summer of course as we all know and in the lead up to the Christmas break it was hot! How hot? So hot that Davis finally revealed what’s under his tracky pants. I wasn't there for this momentous occasion but Helen hasn't stopped talking about it yet!

TRAINING CAMP kicks off on the 23rd just 2 weeks away so if you want in - BOOK NOW!

See you all soon,
Cheers Collin.

24/12/11:Couple of Fatties completed the year at the club- Duncan & I - Couple of Mops & the floor work is completed for another year .
DOES ANYONE REALLY KNOW HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT MR. 15 GIVES TO OUR CLUB ? -He is one in a million -- Shake his hand and say THANKS  next time you see him

CONGRATULATIONS TO ONE OF THE GREATS OF AUSSIE TABLE TENNIS- ! Bob Tuckett to 'tie the knot'  in March. We wish Bob and Kerry for ever happiness.

WAR- North side Captain offered her 2 stars. A cup of coffee at her expense -but only if they had it while WAR  was being played. Jim & Keith have been struggling  in recent times & hasn't Lawrence been 'basking in the glory' . he even sacked Percy as Capt for todays match -And even without David K - Alan D just fitted like a glove and the South Side smoothly strolled to another win- Jim was in good form -while wearing his Santa hat + Keith sneaked a couple of points but the TRAIN was deralied evey time he stepped onto court.

How about Keith -this is a new one- he complained that the floors were too sticky !  

SO 2011 HAS COME TO A CLOSE FOR THIS GREAT CLUB- I THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS PLAYED AT THE CLUB - HELPED AT THE CLUB OR JUST VENTURED INSIDE THE FRONT DOOR. YOUR GIFTS & KIND WORDS EMBARRASS ME - I AM SIMPLY DOING A JOB THAT I LOVE

CLUB FEES WILL RISE NEXT YEAR BUT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A DISCOUNT IF YOU PAY EARLY- KAY & I WILL VISIT TRENT BUT THE CLUB WILL BE WELL SERVED BY OUR HELPERS LED BY 'THE DOC' (MAURICE)' -Monday 2nd of January and things are back to normal -Christmas comp on Tuesday and the Saturday squad- 10 am being run by Duncan -7th of January.  I WILL UP DATE THE SITE AS BEST I CAN ! --& UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN ! Happy Hitting at Coburg.

Christmas Comp ?  never heard so many bits and pieces of Elton John songs being sung !  -What theme do we want for next Year ?

23/12/11:Coles Supermarket- Grabbed and asked 'When does the club Open ?' _It has not even closed yet ! Yes Christmas time for some is a very boring time of year
WE CLOSE 3-30PM TOMORROW & RE OPEN ON MONDAY 2ND JANUARY !

In my absence -My first holiday in many years- the good Doc (M.D.) is running the show + assisted by Peter & Claude, Duncan + craig re also floating in the wings + Shaun and Helen will help out as required.  -So Doc (Maurice) rolls up - his final training session -Armed with his book ! Last weeks words still ringing in my ears' Once I write it down I never forget ! - No 1 all OK  - Number 2  -err. ? what does that mean ? Oh dear now i can worry !

Training tonight with Miao and Duncan - 6-15pm start.. FINAL SATURDAY SQUAD TRAINING FOR 2011 - 10am to 1-30 pm still only $12 per person

ELVEN & MAUREEN  2 of our Keenagers - are both in hospital and will spend Christmas there- But both are on the improve & will be back at the club in the New Year

22/12/11:How does one know when it is time for glasses ? - It might just be time for Earn. He was in the canteen and he saw on table 9 a lady who looked like she could play a bit. Who is that lady he asked ? When told she could play a little, he replied, well she holds her bat wrong. 'So Earn. you could beat her ? 'i asked. 'Yeh I have her measure, but I am going down to court 9 to check her out. Well, he did have a hit with her, but did not throw out the challenge to a match. Miao Miao might just have been able to use a bat reasonably well !

THE SECRET IS OUT ! - Lawrence plans to make an all out assault on WAR-  5 points on offer for every player wearing a Christmas hat- He plans to have 10 hats on order ! BUT  the players / team don't get the 5 points until it is their turn to play WAR & if they take their hat off or it falls off - minus 5 points ! Looks like LL will also have to buy hair pins and double sided tape ! - Jim is also planning a surprise for the NORTH Side which would definately give his team the advantage- He might not turn up !

FINAL COACHING FOR THE YEAR -Friday night Miao and Duncan  -Saturday the COBURG CLOUDS group -Yes ! it is the best place to view the STARS- Berry-Karen-Chew Train -Uncle 15- Miao-Pin Point Percy- Killer Kumar-Keith and Craigo ! 10am and still only 12 bucks ! 
REMEMBER THE CLUB CLOSES AT 3-30PM ON SATURDAY -Anyone standing around will be given a mop ! to help clean / wax the floors !

We re open Monday 2nd January - with a few changes-  Excessive power bills have meant a Fee increase. But there is a 10% reduction if you pay in January.
Maurice -Peter & Claude  will keep things under control for the first part of January.

CHRISTMAS COMP 2011/12- Section 1 - Duncan & Craig still undefeated- Andrew Cornell having a good season, as is Ziggy & Phil. Love the team work of Adolf
Section 2- Lawrence has his name on the Leading player trophy he says !- Chai and Brian Zammitt right in the mix. Chris Lim having a great season.
Section 3- Pol & Carey- going head to head. Cyrus another near the top of the leaders board. Gerrard McC starting to show some good form  & Jon Z has some good wins to his name. ROUND 4- JANUARY the 3rd. Make sure you give Claude a hard time ! but all turn up to play !

21/12/11:Popular Keenager Maureen has had a fall and is in Hosptial with a broken ankle -We wish her a speedy recovery.

3 strikes - so onto this web page you go ! Brian Zammit- Asks for his teams score sheet (well after all matches had started) 'It has to be in the box where all the score sheets are. 'No ! says Brian there are none there'. So Louise looks into the box and there is one score sheet waiting to be collected. 'But we are on table 6 ' says Brian- He walks over grabs the score board.  It was the one for table 6. But it is not our team sheets ' says Brian so we search the fixture -there is Brians team- Benny & the Jets. That's not our team name !  so I say 2 out of 2 wrong Brian -that is your team name. So he grabs the board and wanders down to court 3. 5 mintues later and I am in the back courts and Brian says 'What our team  name ? -Candle in the Wind "? No Brian -it is still Benny & the Jets.  An hour later he was at the counter saying ' I thought our team name was Crocodile Rock ! Geez !

Another having problems was the Dancing Man  - He could not find his name on the white board. Round 3 and he was searching Section 3 (bottom grade) looking for his name.  As for Phil Smith  -He was worried that 45 minutes after the match had started 'his team MIGHT a be a player short. -Actually his team had 3 players -the oppostion were a player down as Patto was late as always. But Patto arrived and offered Nick B a couple of Wagon Wheels. Nick said Might cost you $2, but eventually it would cost me $500 in Dental repairs in your clinic.

20/12/11:LAWRENCE READ THIS !  -W A R  on Saturday - 5 bonus ponts for every player who wears a Christmas hat for the duration of WAR -But 5 points will be deducted if it falls off the players head during a rally !

Jim feels he is being harshly treated by his team mates in WAR- ' How come they win whenever I don't play' ? is his question .

19/12/11:More sad news from our Keenagers- ELVEN DAVIDSON  has had a mild stroke and is in the Royal Talbot Rehab centre. We all wish him a speedy and full recovery

18/12/11:Only 43 ! Yes ! 43 players training -AND WE DO IT AGAIN NEXT SATURDAY !
Miao was impressed so she has said 'Lets do Friday night again next FRIDAY - So 6-15pm to 8pm - 23rd December- Only $8.oo

So todays training ! The COBURG CHOIR  was in full voice as Mr Train ' you can run but you can't hide'. Mr Alder & Tweed led the choir as only they can do as we all wished Earn Happy Birthday !'

A packed house with 3 noticable absentees -CHRRISY & JIM  you were not on hand to witnes the great thrashing handed out to the South side in WAR -Your team now trails 2 wins to 4. But also missing was BILL V. - He has taken our trophies home- been featured in the news paper -Even had his mug shot in the local news AND HAS NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE !

LAP  is horrified -the club is closing at 3-30pm next Saturday. So lap, we can close for the year on Friday night ? or better still - Next Saturday 3-30pm -Close the club & you can stay behined with me to finish the work on the floors !

16/12/11:Miao did her last group session with Duncan for the Friday nights for this year- But she is back on Friday 6th January.

As for Saturday squad- there will be one on the 24th of December (Christmas eve) the club will close at 3-30 on this day and re open on Monday night the 2nd of January

15/12/11:BRIAN BERRY WILL BE AT COBURG ON SATURDAY FOR THE SQUAD TRAINING. - And he is available to take 2 or 3 students in the afternoon  @ $40 per hour

May I suggest if you are planning to come to the club on Saturday, best to come early as a warm day means a lot of people go to the Swimming Pool so car spots are tight. Last Saturday, the car park was full yet our club had vacant tables all afternoon.

FRIDAY  last training session with Miao and Duncan for the year- 6-15pm start and only $8 for the session.

M E M B E R S -Please note  -NO COMP ON WEDNEWSDAYS - NO THURSDAY TRAINING  - Until February -So from 6-30pm each weeknight except TUESDAYS THE HALL IS AVIALABLE  -to come in and have a hit !

2012 FEES HAVE BEEN SET- Due to huge power increases & other rising costs - the Annual fee will be $250.oo  BUT  pay in January to recieve a !0% discount
I will also take NEW FEES FROM NOW !

13/12/11:Adolf you are playing Mike Tierney. 'I have never heard of him ' Mike and Mark B of course you know them-Especially Mike. I don't know Mike- Up walks Mike - Hello Adolf we played in the same team last Christmas comp !

ROUND 2 OF THE CHRISTMAS COMP - Highlights included - Section 1- Good debut by Fabian from Columbia -Lost in 5 to Craig & took Dunc to 13 in the first set of their match. Phil Smith and  Ziggy both dug deep to defeat Mike Tierney. Nick B's win over Ziggy. George Maks def Kkaunain 11/9 in the 5th.

Section 2- Chris Lim's continued improvement - 2 wins in singles Phil Merchant winning his 2 singles and Bruce B defeating Ian Mitch.  Deniz def Rafiq.
Section 3 - Daniel B involved in 3 wins. John & Jon Z both  def Bob S - Shaun def Pol 11/9 in the 5th.

12/12/11:JOHN GRAHAMS FUNERAL  funeral will be held on Friday at 2pm at Fawkner cemetary

GUESS WHO GOT CAUGHT OUT ? The man who claims to train hard- was waltzing around the court acting if he as picking up balls. One problem- The retreiver he was using had no strings- Which of course meant he was moving around but not picking up one ball! BIAGIO THE BEAUT !

2012 SUPER LEAGUE WILL BE PLAYED UNDER ITS CURRENT FORMAT - 6 teams -2 x adults and 1 club junior who plays pennant, in each team

WE ARE ACCEPTING NOMINATIONS NOW  - Matches will be held at 4-30 on Sudnay afternoons starting next August.

2011 SUPER LEAGUE WORKED WELL - so taking entries for 2012 PLAYERS - 5 rounds next year -Sunday afternoon ! 4-30 pm start
Matches will be played when no tournaments are being held !

Same format ! so pleas contact me if you would like to play -  or be sponsor !  - LINDA and Be Phu are playiing as is Brian and Jim and Karen
Craig-Percy & Duncan have said they would like to play again -WHO ELSE OUT THERE  THINKS THEY ARE GOOD ENOUGH ?

SUPER LEAGUE PREMIERS- Linda-Be Phu & Brian will a great 4/1 win.

Then after the match we witnessed the  great match between Karen & Brian Berry.

How about Helens effort ? who else could have got everyone out of their seats and onto the 'games area' - GAMES- EGG AND SPOON RACES -THE LIMBO -TWISTER -3 LEGGED RACES-were just some of tghe activities - Kay controlled the BBQ- food for everyone - then Main Street and and the Saucy sisters (Kay_Louise & Paul) joined in with the backing harmonies.

A great night to celebrate a great year - WE CLOSE 3-30PM SATURDAY  24TH DECEMBER & RE OPEN MONDAY THE 2ND JANUARY At 6-30 PM

11/12/11:R.I.P. -John Graham -One of our founding Keenagers -Deepest Sympathy to Bev & her family & friends.

10/12/11:WELL DONE HELEN,SHAUN AND CRAIG  -the snags are in place- Kay is making the Hamburgers- Tomorrows BBQ for the club will be a beauty - straight after the GRAND FINAL of the SUPER LEAGUE  -The the Clubs activities -Helens games- then Main street Band will deliever some songs ! ALL  FOR FREE  - 4-30pm kick off time !

Congratulations Silvie and Keith -Now they are Great Grandparents - A great Christmas Present for sure !

WAR-  Series 7 -And North side some how did it again - 70 points up and lose !  And wasn't Lawrence making some noise !
As for Jim - he is being rested ? next week ! wonder if had something to do with letting a beginner belt a ball past hiim when he had 3 chances himself to win the point- or the 3 lots of 10 points he lost in the match ?  or maybe the fault when South side was just in front ? At least Earn will now be welcomed back !

During the trainig squad today Lawrence screamed out change and the place shook ! -Lily liked it and asked could she yell out next . Which she did  -and Duncan ignored her ..so we had to quieten the crowd just so that Lily could squeak out CHANGE ! then run and hide !

Welcome the Werribee players to todays squad !  7 of Ted's terrors in full force training today !

9/12/11:SUPER SUNDAY -GRAND FINAL SUPER LEAGUE 4-30pm -Jim-Karen-Sean-Carey vs Brian Berry-Be Phu & Linda

FOLLOWED BY CHRISTMAS CLUB PARTY /BBQ.

Tonight -FRIDAY NIGHT COACHING WITH DUNCAN & MIAO MIAO  -6-15pm to 8pm - $8.oo per person -OPEN TO EVERYONE

Last chance next Friday - for 2011 -Coaching with Miao and Duncan  -If you missed toinghts session you missed some great training

Hard to get the message to our members -re opening times/table availabilty -SO PLEASE PASS THE WORD.
WEDNESDAY NIGHTS -Nothing on at the club until late February -So members can come in at 6-30pm and have a hit ! THURSDAY EVENINGS - Keith's Jnr group starts back in February so tables are free from 6-30pm

8/12/11:SATURDAY SQUAD - coaching on again this Saturday -10 am to 1 -30pm - Karen Li and Percy are coaching -as is Duncan 15 & Keith so some quality coaching for those who want to brush up on thier skills !

Miao and Duncan will also be running a Friday night session this week from 6-15 to 8pm - Only $12 & no need to book !

S U P E R   L E A G U E -GRAND FINAL  -4-30 pm on Sunday

CHRISTMAS COMP PLAYERS SECTION 2- Watch out - Lawrence trained the house down 'under the watch full eye of his new advisor, Dave Brand. Lawrence declares his knee will stand up to any treatment the opposition can dish out. Dancing Donlon was his first victim for the season !

Bad Hair day ? -Hair today ? gone tomorrow ? -Alois had a shot at me for hacing un combed hair ! At least i have a reason to carry a comb ! Poor Al walks into a barbers and says- Short back and sides and leave the top alone -BAD HAIR DAY NO 2 -Jon Z was parading around the cente armed with a can of hair spray ! He has less hair than Al ! -Claims he needed it for his bat !

7/12/11:A normal Christmas Comp opening night - 8 players did not turn up ! -But being Coburg - we filled all vacancies- even if it did take an hour and a half.
But we did some some great Table Tennis -Craig -Duncan and Abdul dominated Section 1-Andrew Cornell played vintage Ping Pong and Phil Smith was on top of his game.
Section 2 -Julian shook off a persistant Helen and Ilyas was in good form. Lawrence was back to his best and will be favourite to win the Leading Player award in this section. Section 3- Bob was brilliant- Jon Z  had some good wins & Carey cranked it up in readiness for Sundays Super League Grand Final, and Pol looks like winning most of his matches.
 

The quiet Carter- recently come home with a medal from the Corporate games- Won the Premiership (with Chrissy ) in section 5- had her name in the newspaper -but tonight did what her kids cannot do ! Marched into the club and promptly won 'Scissors rock -paper' to choose the playing position in Section 3. i still remember the belting Craig and Trent got at this game from Prisca and Jim .

6/12/11:The Worlds most Intelligent Table Tennis Player -Spent all of last night training in preparation for tonight's opening round of the Christmas Comp. Mr. 'just ask me because I know all the answers as I am a Television Super star and can beat everyone at Trivial Pursuit - except Nick B. ' -actually forgot when the competition starts, yet his departing words last night were' see you tomorrow night'. He was advised by his lovely wife ' don't call Bruce as he will write it on the Web site' Darn good idea- thanks Maria.

Peter Peart ! carried  his un opened (so he thought) rubber -probably bought last century -to the counter -this rubber (tango defensive version 1-2ml) is not made no more ! Thats funny Peter, I have a sheet that got delivered today ! So in the middle of a discussion  'the Train (Earn Chew ) and I are having, I open Peters rubber . what do I find ? no rubber just the edges left from a previously cut sheet. - good trick Peter ! where is the rubber ? - He then accuses me of switching it and or cutting it (I only had it in my hands 10 seconds)  what did you do with my rubber ? he asks -then destroys my desk, throwing things every where looking for his rubber. Even Earn got blamed for nicking it !~ The only thing I can think that happended is that he bought a sheet of the rubber -Bob  Watters cut it (it was a very neat cut -so obviously not done by me) + Bob gave him back the cut piece of rubber and Peter put it back in the cover and forgot about it. Now he found it and was excited that he had a new sheet of rubber lying around - Anway finally he accepted that I did not rip him off- eanr did not play a joke so he purchased the sheet I just got in 'of the rubber he says that  is no longer made.

TIME TO MENTION THE OTHER MATCH PLAYED ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON - 5TH VS 6TH  in Super League -But the jnrs- Salman & Zeeshan were overseas- Khiem and Rob were also unavailable- up steps the 'Devil (Jeff Dever) and Flip (Phil Websdale) to take on 'the Bite' (Chris Yap) + Percy who Dever declares is a 'pussy'. The juniors are replaced by Rocky (Biagio ) + Burn Outs Browning (Andrew) from our AWD squad. Our Vet ladies Chrissy & Deniz will play the Doubles match. -We decide to play some matches best of 7 -Andrew leads Biagio 3 games to 1 but the little man with the big heart fights back to win in 7- the Doubles also was best of 7 -& the ladies both played well and stood up to the pressure that Jeff & Percy was throwing at them -A good win to Percy & Chrissy. -then the big match -the large crowd was reminded that Mr Dever says he nearly got the Pussy last match ! & in a best of 7 format, what hope did Percy have ?  - Did not quite go 7 sets- Percy wins 4 straight & hardly a word was uttered from the noisy one ! - Phil then beat Chris and had to follow up with a match against Percy who was showing some good form. Percy too good and led his team to a good victory.

5/12/11:WHAT A GREAT NIGHT OF SUPER LEAGUE -Report to follow but first off NEXT SUNDAY - 4-30pm GRAND FINAL of Super League - 3 lucky spectators to get a free 10 minute coaching session with a super star. Straight after the matches are completed- A BBQ (we wll supply hamburgers and sausages) Then the clubs Chrstmas Break up party.  EVERYONE IS INVITED.

Grand Final of SUPER LEAGUE  -Karen, Jim, Carey & Shaun O'S vs  vs Be Phu, Brian Berry(he took out Shibaji recently- maybe Karen this time ?) & Linda.

SUPPORT THE CLUB AND THE PLAYERS  -See you on Sunday !

SEMI FINALS - Karen dominated !  -She combined with Jim to win a great game of Doubles -11/5 in the 5th over Duncan and Earn. Then Hayden played his best match ever to thrash Danh - 2-5-8. -Hayden and Karen then won the Doubles in 4 sets to set up the win. Then great man Earn Chew showed us again what a guy he is. He fel that no 15 had not played enough so he stepped aside to let Duncan have the opportunity to play Karen. Dunc responded and tried as hard as he ever has but Karen had the answers as usual to win 4-5-3.  Then bing the guy he is Earn agreed to play Karen although the match was now over- & didnt the crowd  love it- But karen wins 3 zip. Her team records a 4 love win and moves into the Grand Final but unfortunately Hayden cannot play .

Be Phu & Brian have been the favorites all season. The crucial opening Doubles was won by our vet champs in 4 tight sets over michale and Craig. Linda then come from behind to beat Catisia in 4 sets. Linda & Be Phu win their Doubles in 4.  Craig is not a nice guy like Earn so he plays the opening singles and in a good match loses to Brian in 5 - 4 matches to zip win to Brian, Be Phu & Linda who move into next weeks Grand Final as the clear favorites !

4/12/11:The AWD group trained well under Alois's guidance today. But the excitement was at the end of the session, when Als dad Eric popped in - he some of the biggest rocks you could imagine- and transferred them to his sons cars -while his son stood back and watched!  Even shocked 'Taxi Tom' - but the real question is'why hasn't some one told Alois that there are rocks in Bacchus Marsh ? ' No need for dad to burst his boiler lifting the mountains for Al to take home

SUPER LEAGUE today - 4-30pm free entry ! And what a day we have planned- SEMI FINALS -Be Phu & Brian vs Michael Mustang & Craig - Linda vs Catisai in the Junior singles - Linda & Be Phu vs Craig and Catisia  -On Table 2- Jim & Karen (Yes ! the Boss lady is back -) vs Earn (no woman can beat me ) Chew train & our own Mr. 15. Add in Danh vs Hayden and this is a great match. PLUS THERE IS MORE- The Devil (Jeff Dever) returns to get revenge on Percy.  -Just maybe a best of 7 sets for these 2. Add in Robs big chance against the Media magnet- Chris Yap- The AWD will be represented - Rocky alias Biagio vs The Burn Out bandit on wheels - Andrew Browning and the girls from the Victorian Veterans ladies team -Chrissy & Deniz will be on opposing teams as they partner Devil & Percy in a great Doubles match up

AND SOME GREAT THINGS ON SALE - with proceeds going to Super League -Including a new Aussie track suit and a Fiji team tee shirt. -For the collectors - a signed Aussie shirt from the Melbourne Commonwealth games -Signed by all the Aussie team members.

THEN NEXT SUNDAY -GRAND FINAL OF SUPER LEAGUE followed by a Christmas party !

3/12/11:21 Juniors- 17 Seniors plus 9 coaches/assistants THAT IS WHY OUR CLUB IS BUZZING EVERY SATURDAY -and we still have 3 more Saturday sessions (including Dec 24th ) this year. - Then the club re opens on the 3rd January and more of the same the following Saturday !

Craig gets Kicked - Karen gets clouted- Lawrence Loses the lot - Percy is pounded and the South side is belted ! Which makes Lawrence rather quiet !
Big win to the North Side but they still trail 1 -3 in Series 7.

CHRISTMAS COMP- Elton John theme & it seems everyone knows Candle in the Wind and Crocodile Rock only.
But finally the names are rolling in - ROCKET MEN- DONT LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON US-BLUE EYES- PINBALL WIZARD -CLUB AT THE END OF THE STREET- THE LEATHER JACKETS- INDIAN SUNSET & CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE 2 NITE-  but I am worried about Patto's captain calling the team SWEET PAINTED LADY

PLEASE TAKE A FEW MOMENTS TO CHECK OUT THE HALL OF FAME WALL - info on Bob-Keith and Jim. Shields up dated including the 6 players on the War shield.

S A T U R D A Y  S Q U A D -  Coaching today - Brian Berry- Karen Li -Miao Miao - Duncan 15- Percy Lu -Earn Chew train - Keith -& others - Not a bad group for only $12.oo - Just mkae sure you are on time -10 am start.

An unplayed Grand Final was played last night -4 juniors going toe to toe ! Sunao & Shoan - 2 weeks ago and they were on the bottom of the ladder (simliar to B Brian and Be Phu in Super League) -they took out the top team in the Semis and followed it up with a 3/2 win over Derek and Eric. The mike was switched on and the presentations were made in front of a full hall of players.  then the runners up were presented with their trophies. Tears from Eric Choi become tears of Joy when it was announced that he won the Leading player trophy.  Armed with his 2 trophies, hoisted high in the air, he did a lap of the centre with all players cheering him on.

The Christmas decorations are up -Well done Helen Li
Don't forget SUPER LEAGUE GRAND FINAL Sunday 11th December followed by a BBQ & the Christmas Party break up-

2/12/11:CLUB RANKINGS  -top 20 -Based on Local pennant results - 1 Khiem Luu-553 pts- 2nd Craig -547 pts -3rd Duncan 15- 511 pts -4 Michael Huang 500 pts 5th Be Phu Huynh 443 pts- 6 Chris Yap 7-Kaunain M Beg 8-Liao Xiao Hua 9-Kennan Erdal 10-Abdul Ghafoor 11-Taxi Tomlinson 12-Sean O'Sullivan-Plaza  13-Salman -14-Nick Bartone 15-Helen Pottage 16-Jim Kilderry -17-Hayden Choi 18-Phillip Marchant- 19 David Brand 20-Percy Wei Lu

Victorian ranking points - A lot of effort goes into ranking points. We thank David Brand who sends in the Section 1 results & helps Dave/Chris Kumar with the Section 2 results - Current TTV rankings of some of the Coburg players are - Be Phu Huynh  12th - Michael Mustang Huang 15  -Khiem Luu 20th -Craig Carter 24th -Jim Kilderry 32nd (87th consec year of being in the top 50 in Victoria or there abouts) David Brand 32 -Liao Xiao Hua 37th Duncan 15 47th Danny Trinh 62th  -THANKS DAVID  for all your work !

 

1/12/11:2011/12 CHRISTMAS COMPETITION-Commences next Tuesday .3 x Tuesdays in December & 2 in January- Cost is only $25 per player for the season

3 player teams – 2 players play 2 singles and one doubles – the other plays 1 singles and 2 doubles

All wins /singles and doubles count towards leading player !

Scoring is 2 points team win and 1 pt per rubber won ELTON  JOHN theme – so team names must be an Elton John song title

30/11/11:SEMI FINALS OF SUPER LEAGUE THIS SUNDAY AT 4-30[m -Lets hope the players get an audience they deserve.

29/11/11:Highlight of the Grand finals ?  Abdul pulled a swifty. Out of position and almost out of court. Swung at the ball and missed. Nick thinks great our point goes back to recieve. While his back is turned Abdul actually hits the ball onto the table and wins the point. Never seen a better deceptive shot.

Grand Finals - been played and won ! All results will be in the pennant section of this web site shortly

Jon Z- Thanks -He followed Gerrard and helped out greatly for the Christmas comp. How about Helen P. She wondered' why do people always listen to her ! '

Christmas comp - Half the teams been named- It is an Elton John song theme - thanks to George M - The following link might help those searching for a name
http://www.songfacts.com/artist-elton_john.php

28/11/11:Kerry Bell, from Albury who bring the grand kids down for Saturday training and coaching had a rather eventful ride home to Albury.
Kerry & the 3 Grand Kids got on board they train at Southern Cross station. -But the ride only lasted 5 minutes as the train got derailed. Was a couple of hours before they were on a bus heading up the Hume !

27/11/11:NEXT SUNDAY  (4th December) Semi Finals in Super League  PLUS - in the match 5th vs 6th play off - Biagio and Andrew B from the AWD will play a match - Then Chrissy and Deniz (Victorian veterans lady team members) will join Khiem & Percy in a Mixed Doubles match.

GERRARD McCARTHY  - Take a bow ! In a sport where 'every player is under graded ! -& the grades are even worse in the Christmas comp with only 54 players playing. It is a night mare trying to sort players into 3 grades. Gerrard was a borderline for 2nd or 3rd divison. he is a good player who would do well in the 2nd Division of the Christmas comp -But the biggest number of entries, are around that standard. I put him in Division 3 -where there are 3 strong teams and 3 teams vying for the 4th spot on the ladder. then he realised that he would miss the finals, so maybe best if I put him in the 2nd division , but at who's expense.? -Gerrard simply said - Leave me in Section 3 with the weakest team -that way we won't make the finals but I will get to play the best players in that Division.

Thanks Gerrard, I wish some of the other players were so understanding. not everyone can be slotted in the section that they would like to play.

BIG DAY FOR LAWRENCE - His players did well at the Corporate games- Results included - Mens Doubles winners- Chris Yap & Craig -Craig also finished Bronze medalist in the Singles -by beating Be Phu Huynh in the play off for 3rd and 4th. Kay Carter & Helen Pottage defeated Chrissy Jones & Belgin Bennet in the finals of the Ladies Doubles. Be Phu & Linda won the Mixed doujbles- Chris and Catisia were runners up and Hayden Choi & Elixabeth were 3rd. Belgin was 2nd in the Ladies singles

While this was going on Lawrence's team was battling it out in WAR- North Sides stars were in trouble. Chai served a fault which cost the team dearly but not as many as Miao who might not have even won a point. & this was still more than Earn 'the Train ' who was totally derailed. Jim played a big rally to cost his team heaps of points then watched his replacement, Geroge from the Keenagers, win the next point which bought out the cry' that's how you do it Jim'

Final score- South Side 91- North side 1. -South Side lead 3 nil in Series 7.

26/11/11:CHRISTMAS COMP  draw is completed & available at the club - TEAM NAMES ? it is an Elton John theme -Teams must be named after an Elton John recording .

Already taken -Rocket man- Pinball Wizard- Can You feel The Love Tonight -Crocodile Rock
How come no one grabbed- club at the end of the street ? or Bitch is back- Saturday nights alright for fighting ! -Duncan wanted i wanna kiss the bride ! but was out voted by his team mates.

Lawrence - proudly displaying his team shirts for the corporate games -now it was time to buy new runners. -But then he broke into something which looked like the Chicken dance- Gonna make me a champ he says, about the runners.  

25/11/11:Adolf is ill  & has a sore ankle  -So says he may as well be playing so his entry means CHRISTMAS COMP IS FULL.

Will work on teams today . E  Mail me or call me at the club between 9-30 & 1pm and from 3pm to 10pm today.

23/11/11:CHRISTMAS COMP - Only 1 spot left  -See you guys on the 1st Tuesday in December !

The club will be open right up to Christmas eve this year - Saturday squad as normal - Then the club will close at 3pm

A CHRISTMAS break up party organised by Helen Li - to incldue a visit from Santa -Straight after the Grand Final of Super League on the 11th December- EVERYONE IS WELCOME -- just bring a plate !

KEENAGERS - thanks guys for the spread and your enthusiasm and friendship you displayed to our visitors from Port arlington Keenagers
And thanks from the Pennant players for the left overs- the cakes went down very quickly I might add.

SEMI FINALS - & were there some upsets- Kenan Erdal turned back the hands of time & dominated  Section 2.  -Where's Lucas failed to turn up so Bill & Hamish will play in thier first Grand Final. - Helen Pottage did it again at 2 all & Sean O'Sullivan proves his number 1 junior ranking at our club. But the biggest suprise is that the DREAM Team are in a slumber. No guessing that Khiem Luu own his singles. But Mr. 15 played his best match for a long and actually held match point against Khiem. Hai sacked Edward and was the pefect foil for Khien in the Doubles, with Khiem and Hai winning 11/9 in the 5th and deciding set.
The other Section 1 Semi was also a beauty.  Percy won both of his matches and Jim played well, but Danny Trinh found a way to beat Jim and both Vietnamese teams are in the Grand Final next week.

22/11/11:Christmas Comp -Starts first Tuesday in December- Only 4 spots left -Enter now.

Jack Kesh ! You should be ashamed of your self. Jack has always had the better of Patto in their weekly challenge. So of course when it is time for the loser to shout, Patto goes to the water fountain for a drink. When he flukes a win - bingo - the sky is the limit -Lets see how much food the stomach can hold. Now both the boys are on a diet - But only one of them has will power. - So Jack kindly lets Patto win + sits back and watches with interest as Patto + his diet go seperate ways. I think the final count was Jack - a power ade sports drink ! -Patto - Bottle of soft drink -double choc Wagon Wheel -Packet of salted chips - 3 hamburgers a tub of ice cream & 3 chocolate bars ( or something like that) -Anyway it was enough to put on the extra kg's Patto had previously lost. & probably leave him with an upset stomach. (and a black eye if Maria reads this)

21/11/11:Christmas Comp -Starts first Tuesday in December- Only 8 spots left -Enter Now

Asian Championships- Winner - Phillip Xiao from New Zealand.
Star of the Event  -Be Phu Huynh -Open semis + won the Veterans events.
Vintage player  ?- Inh Van Le- Classic Match -Earn Chew in defeating Inh Van Le

No respect award -to the organisers - In walked Sue Choi - + the Sue Seat was taken + her table was being used. tis is the earea sued to 'view sons training/playing matches.  -Watch DVD - have the hot drink - Eat the meals + of course it is also ' the office' -read the news paers and do the office work. How dare they steal her space !

No Respect No. 2 -Who has brain washed who ? - A club member now enters the club and loves to talk about our clubs number 1 player. And of course this 'number 1 player ? loves to be spoken about. Louis Lu now wants everyone to know that he is the clubs number 1 player.

19/11/11:TABLE TENNIS VEGAS ! Do the lights ever go out ? - 27 people on the courts for the Friday night special .  -The 9-30pm start attracted some new players from the other side of town. -Back to normal on Saturday the 26th November

18/11/11:CLUB PENNANT RANKING POINTS - been updated and are on the  White Board -If you have played a pennat match this year your names is on display

THE TOP 20  in order are - 1-CRAIG- 547 pts-  2- KHIEM LUU - 527 - 3-DUNC 15 - 511  - 4- MICHAEL HUANG - 500.5 5- BE PHU - 434.5
6-Chris Yap- 7-Liao - 8- Kaunain - 9-Abdul -10-Kennan -11-Taxi Tom - 12-Sean O/S (leading jnr) 13-Salman 14 - Nick B -15-Helen Pottage(leading female) 16-Jim 17-Hayden 18-Phil M - 19-David B - 20 - Mike Dancing man

17/11/11:STILL 10 SPARE SPOTS FOR CHRISTMAS COMP -Starting first Tuesday in December.

Daniel was under instructions to finish his matches early. Dad did not want to be stuck at the club all night. Daniel did his bit but had to wait around- Dad was now on court 3 belting balls around, so the early departure was put on hold.

16/11/11:CHECK THIS OUT  -from the great night organised by Ping Skills

http://www.youtube.com/pingskills#p/a/u/0/EnaC99VO110

TUESDAY PENNANT - Finals next week -
Section 1- Dream Team vs Vietnam Friends- Asian Influence vs Playing to Huynh
Section 2- Gracias Amigo vs The Gui Lao's - Royal Treat vs Kenargy ( well done Chrysler - undefeated all season )
Section 3- Lefty's vs Starsz - Nets & Edges vs Boyds Boys
Section 4 - Kangaroos vs Thunder Struck - Lady & the Tramp vs Playing to Win.
Section 5 -Chickadess vs 2 Stooges- Zee Power vs Blazing Bats.
Section 6- Real Deal vs Once Were Warriors - Avengers vs Lucky Brothers

How about our player who hangs around every Monday night near the canteen as he can't go home until his wife's televsion shows are finished. It was not that many years ago that he had to be home at a certain time ! So he used to be in trouble coming home late- Adolf now cops it if he comes home early

Latest Gold Medalist- from overseas- winner of the 2011 Boat Bash- Mr Dancing man on a cruise that had a Table Tennis tournament. -And he is proudly displaying his Gold Medal !

Met young Jakob who has been with our Saturday squad for the past 3 weeks. After studying me he come up with ' Are you the guy wo works at Coburg.

Some one knew the rain was coming- Peter P walked onto the court armed with an umbrella.

Christmas Comp- Only 14 more places left -make it 10 !

This friday nights special training - Please pre book if you would like to join in - 9-30pm to 11-15pm  Only $8 p.p.

15/11/11:the Jack n John show rolled into the club tonight- All last year it was Patto who had to buy from the canteen as Jack can only beat one player- Patto!
Then this year Jack went on the diet  -looked good - lost the kilos and YES! could not beat Patto. Tonight they returned to the club -Jack has put one a few kilos while Patto has been on the health kick -Using the Robot - diet control and now he is 45 kgs lighter !  -And of course Jack smashed him !- So if you want to play good table tennis, eat a few more cream cakes !

OK Nick you win !- Yes it was I who said ' some one I know bumped into you in Geelong ? -It was Craig !

14/11/11:LATEST UP DATE FROM TRENT  - A local tournament ? -Large field where Trent can only play 2 events. He has ranking of around 900 (in France) & gains a max of 30 points in tournaments/league matches for Montpellier.

Trents event starts at 1pm - first match is at 6pm - 2 x 14 year olds -followed by a good win over an Indian player- 1/4 finals loses to his training partenr ranked no 30 in France - but he has wins over Ma Lin & Samsonav to his name- former Super League player from China who plaed league is Sweded and now no 1 division in France. Chen Jian is a very good player who is considered a world top 50 player. So 50 Euros for his effort their then onto his next event - for players ranked outside the top 500 -Some good wins - Does not drop a set  - matches finished at 2-45 am and 200 Euros in the pocket !

FRIDAY NIGHT TRAINING - Special time as a replacement for the Saturday squad- 9-30pm to 11-15pm -Normal Friday squad- 6-15 to 8 pm will still be conducted.

DONT FORGET CLUB CLOSED FOR GENERAL PLAY NEXT WEEKEND DUE TO ASIAN CHAMPIONSHIPS

12 players booked in - Coaches -Brian Berry- David Kumar- Earn Chew -Duncan 15 & Percy Lu

Got some great clothes on the rack for Super league- Money raised goes towards the players in Super League -2011/12.

FINAL ROUND of Super League 2011- Highlights. (thanks to Danny & Warren for helping out )

Craigs win over Khiem - Haydens win over Danh-Percys return to form with wins over Brian and Be Phu - Earns match with Danny & who will ever forget Jim Ks form to deafeat Duncan.

SO IT IS BRING ON THE FINALS - DEC 4- Dunc & Earn to play Karen & Jim - Craig & Michael vs Brian & Be Phu- & a play off for 5 & 6 - where Percy will play Khiem.

GRAND FINAL ON THE 11TH DECEMBER

Stirred the pot with the members/players with the Double initial name.

We have -A.A. - 3 X B.Bs - 2 x C.C.s -2x L.L.s- 2 x M.M S -P.P.- G.G.-K.K.-S.S.  for starters- Think of others ? drop me a note

12/11/11:FINAL ROUND - SUPER LEAGUE tomorrow- Mustang has run out of fuel ! Who will replace him ?

We have heaps of Double initials in this club- 3 B B's - an A A - -C C - & Fiery 15- But tomorrow we welcome the great W.W. to partner Craig.

SATURDAY SQUAD - Another 44 players & 8 coaches/hitting parnters -the Place was Buzzing.

Then it was WAR - Another LL classic - Very quiet -then South Side burst into the lead. Final result - SOUTH SIDE lead 2/nil series 7.
 Christmas comp -Tuesday evenings in December- 6-13 & 20 and January 3rd and 10th. Still a few spare places left- but not too many ENTER NOW !

Hey guys, Collin here sneaking in while Bruce isn't looking, shhh, don't tell him!  Just want to quickly point out there is live streaming of world events from the ITTF web site as well as being able to watch many many previous matches.  The Mens world cup is on currently.  Here's the link http://www.ittf.com/ittv/  Enjoy!

11/11/11:REMEMBERANCE DAY  - Nice ceremony performed by Greg during the Keenagers at 11am.

Remember guys  next weekend - 19-20 club is closed for normal activities due to the Asian championships.

A special training on Friday night 9-30pm to 11-15pm  - please pre book so we know how many coaches to book

So very sorry guys - all spots taken for next Season starting in February

All you can do now is pop into the club give us your name and number- In January i will be ringing every player who nominated to play . If they no longer wish to play - then who ever has their name in my book will be offered the spare spots.

 CHRISTMAS Comp still have a few vacant places.

10/11/11:sorry guys -LESS THAN 10 PLACES LEFT FOR SUMMER COMPETITION & some very good players/long time members will miss out !

The storm hit Coburg last night and William's dad rushed in to take him home as 100kmh winds were in the area. So Williams matches were rushed through but he still had to wait. Dad was now on a table having a hit ! We are pleased to announce that the hall is also still standing, having survived the storm

Another 'storm' this time in the hall- Eric J after playing a match - 'she's an energizer bunny ' Never stops jumping around. No prizes for guessing who he was talking about, Ms Li.

Grand parents ? aren't they great ! -But surely this is 'one out of the box.' - Kerry from Albury- Brings 2 of his nearly a Duncan' number of Grand Kids to Coburg on a regular basis on a Saturday. Up at 4am to catch the train to Southern Cross. -then the train to Batman - the 10 minute walk to our centre in time for Saturday training. Private coaching afterwards for the 2 girls, before catching the train back to Albury.  Should get home before midnight. -Actually they have to as Kerry has to get in the car and pick up another grand kid who works late in the evening on Saturday nights.  All of this yet our thoughts are with Jordan & Tia's dad. He has spent the 12 months a year in Darwin & Afghanastan, as one of our soldiers representing our country. Leaves me kinda speechless !
The family will be featured in a coming issue of New Idea, so will be interesting to read the whole story.

9/11/11:PENNANT ENTRY TIME -2012 Summer Pennant- Taking Entries now ! -Commences 7th February- Final Round - 10th April

Already 55 people have entered and we are only taking 72 names. ENTER NOW.

- Christmas Comp - not many spots left ! ENTER NOW

4/11/11:ASIAN CHAMPIONSHIPS - 19/20 NOVEMBER  - No Saturday squad and club not open to members or the public for the weekend.

BUT FOR ONE WEEK ONLY - SATURDAY SQUAD  moves to LATE  friday night. -the 18th November- 9-30pm to 11-15pm -$8 pp but if you are interested - Better book in as I wont be hiring coaches unless we have numbers. Duncan Craig Percy & I will be coaching- Numbers will decide if we bring in extra coaches !

Tuesday morning - 22nd November-  Allan Evans from the Port Arlington Keeanger group will bring a dozen of their members to our club to join the Keenagers for the day. Hopefully a good number of our past and present players will be in attendance.

Quick up date on Trent in Montpellier- Rd 1 He won his 3 matches and team won ! Rd 2 Trent won 2 out of 3 and lost the Doubles -Team lost 10/8

THE SQUAD today - Saturday training - 46 players - 27 juniors.

L.L.  had his shirt on upside down according to Catisia - Well it was inside out & did not match his Aussie shorts - Aussie cricket team shorts.  But still better attire than his out dated 3 Greg Norman shirts, which he claims are fashionable - Out dated and disgusting says the daughter. Don't worry Lawrence - Sunday week SUPER LEAGUE  final round and some great Table Tennis clothes will be on sale !

But wasn't Lawrence laughing at the end of WAR - he stepped down as Captain for the new series -threw Percy into the hot chair ! - & was not saying too much when the South Side trailed by 50 + points. Then David Brand was a late entry for his first game of WAR. It was about the time that Jim said to 'the Doc' 55 points up and we have lost from this position before. Also at that time Lawrence declared that the North side are in trouble as they were only 55 points in front.

The South side started winning some points  -Lawrence started making some noise -even considering taking over the Captancy once the South side got on a roll.

SOUTH SIDE NOW LEAD SERIES 7 - 1 nil. - And how about the new BIG POINT - each game -the first time 2 of the top  players meet -not only do they win 10 points for their team - the opposition team have to do a push up as a penalty ! -Todays clash  -Craig vs Jim ! -Craig serves a fault .

SATURDAY SQUAD - Percy- 15- Train & the Doc - Plenty of great coaching from 10am -Cost is only $12.oo and open to everyone.

Friday Nights training - on the improve. Plenty of students with Mr Miao and Percy helping Duncan -6-15pm  next Friday - only $8 to improve your skill level.

AL - Al oish - A Lois - Owl Eyes - & even Alois. - the 2011 Club Hall of Fame member now has his Table Tennis story printed for public viewing underenath his picture  on the Clubs Hall of Fame wall.

3/11/11:Our own PHIL SMITH - has launched his own Web Site with the aim of promoting Table Tennis in Australia -check out  pbsmick.com

2/11/11:Dave/Chris K had his hands full with the opponents in the Cup day Round Robin. But he was distracted by the pretty little thing in the Pink tee shirt. that is until it turned around and it was Percy in the Pink shirt.

Don't forget to listen to Biagio talking Table Tennis FM 98.9  - 8am -the Prince of Ping Pong !

1/11/11:MELBOURNE CUP CHALLENGE  -13 players in the Round Robin - Percy arrives late but is quicky to get into top form. Then 15 joins in but narrowly misses out on playing in the Final. -Percy too good in the final - But Chrysler did well to make the Final

31/10/11:CHRISTMAS COMPETITION - Already have over 25 entries- Can only accept 54 players - TIME TO ENTER NOW !
Matches on Tuesdays - 6-13-20 December and January 3-10-17

SUPER LEAGUE -thanks to those who attended the 2nd last round of this series.

Congratulations to those who got some great clothes at very cheap prices.

The Matches ? Some great efforts - Some big wins - & the Finals places are now assured.

WIZARDS  def THUNDER STRUCk - 5/2-  EARN def Percy in 4. Danh & Duncan win the Doubles 19/17 in the 5th
DESTROYERS  def RADAK  - 7/0 -Brian comes from behind in both his singles matches to win in 5 -Linda def Salman
JETS def WARRIORS - 6/3 -Danny Semler shows vintage form. Haydne defeats Catisia.

More results and next round matches will be in the News Section of this web site.

We dont encourage gambling - but it has been pointed out the the favourite for this years Cup has drawn barrier 15.

28/10/11:SUPER LEAGUE  - 2nd last round of the 2011 Series- 4-30pm. Brian vs Liao - Danny Semmler vs Michael & Craig- & Earn vs Percy.

Some great items to Auctioned off- Aussie team clothing - with all proceeds going towards the running of Super League

FINAL MATCH IN THIS SERIES OF WAR - South Side again wins -the 6 players who attended the most matches in this Series will have their names on the Shield in the near future. - Percy- Salman- Zeeshan-Craig- Daniel & Brandon.

SATURDAY SQUAD-  30 juniors added to the 15 seniors - Mixed in with the 8 coaches. -THE SATURDAY SQUAD  is going well .

COBURG IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE ITS NEW TECHNICAL COACH - He will be on display at the Saturday Squad. (Don't know if we will see him at WAR  though)

Check this out for a resume ! - Professional coach for 40 years- Pro table tennis players 14 year prior to coaching - He Bei state player- Chinese National Team player- TianJin State team Head Coach -Which was the National Champion State at that time- Polish National team Coach - Australian Team technique Consultant & Coach of Taiwan High School Games Team Champion. -Welcome to the Saturday Squad coaching panel- Mr. CANG SHENG MIAO...

MELBOURNE CUP DAY  -Open 9 to 12 noon for Keenagers-  then again 6-30 pn for ROUND ROBIN  $2 ENTRY  - 2 x divisions

98.9 FM  radio- Every Saturday from 8am- Rocky- Alias Biagio will on the radio and he plans to talk a lot about Table Tennis at Coburg.

SUPER LEAGUE this Sunday  - Roll up - 4-30pm Free Entry and heaps of stuff to be auctioned ! And some great matches to be played.

26/10/11:CHRISTMAS COMP ENTRIES-  Enter via the net ! 3 player teams - 2 players play 2 x singles and 1 doubles- Player no 3 plays 2 Doubles and 1 singles
CAN ONLT TAKE 54 PLAYERS - 3 X DIVISIONS

Melbourne Cup Night - 7 pm to 9-30pm - Non Stop round Robin Matches - Only $2 entry -2 divisions - entry money used as Prize Money.
Open to EVERYONE .

COBURGS FIRST STREAKER ?  well nearly- Turned the lights off in the back toilets- Left Ziggy stranded- in the shower- Lucky he found the towell. Was able to sneak out and ask that the lights be turned back on !

SUPER LEAGUE THIS SUNDAY 4-30 pm free entry !

New Primorac blade - guess the score Michael Huang vs Danny Semmler- How many games ? score in the last game they play .

Lots of good stuff  to be auctioned - Money raised goes towards running the Super League !

Check this out !  -Might have to use the English translator though

http://www.montpelliertennisdetable.com/

23/10/11:MELBOURNE CUP day -OPEN 9 AM for the Keenagers group. re Open 6-30pm for a ROUND ROBIN - 2 x divisions. $5 to enter

Christmas Comp ? -Entries coming in quickly- enter now before it is too late
Good to see that John Pattto will make his return in this comp after a Hernia operation.

Biagio is coming to radio -Saturday mornings - 8am on FM 98.9

First day of a week of School Zone finals- 5 regulars to our Saturday squad in action -1 Thursday nighter and a teacher who is a regular pennant player

22/10/11:CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ? - TAKING ENTRIES NOW FOR THE CHRISTMAS COMP  - Only 54 players can be accepted. TUESDAY NIGHTs-
6 -13 & 20 December - 3rd & 10th January - Semi Finals 17th January- Grand Finals 24th January- Cost is $30 per player - 3 player teams & 3 divisions to be filled.

Great Saturday squad- Karens last Saturday for a month as she heads off to Singapore for the World cup

Led her team to another great victory in WAR- North side travelling well - the Earn-15-Jim & Miao all lost points in rapid succession. Chai cost his team a penalty point .
Kenneths introduction to 'the shoe lace ' match- He threw his opponents away with ease- The train was quickly derailed.- Then Ken sowed great footwork in a one legged point. 1 match to be played in this series- Whose name will go on the Shield is the question ? -Percy for sure - Daniel B & Salman should be OK - -but they have to play next week. 5 other players in the running for the last 3 spots.

ONE WEEK UNTIL THE 4TH ROUND OF SUPER LEAGUE- Large crowds this series- Hope to see a crowd in attendance next Sunday -4-30pm start.

21/10/11:Miao and Duncan taking tonights training group at 6-15pm to 8pm -Cost is $8 per person
Saturday squad - tomorrow - Includes Miao and Karen Li. - 10am to 1-30pm -$12 per person

NEXT TRAINING CAMP  -late January - Monday 23rd to Friday 27th. -12-30 to 4pm. Includes training on Australia day.
$20 per day or $75 for the week. - Duncan & Karen will be 2 of the coaches for the week. -Brian Berry will also be in attendance.

AUSTRALIA DAY CHALLENGE  -the Annual Non stop challenge - Section 2 -Wednesday night the 25th Janaury -Open Grade Australia day starting at 6-30 pm
$5 entry per person per night.

20/10/11:Karen & the Train going like Bats out of Hell! - Karens 'Ohhs and Ahs' though were drowned out by the other Ms Li on the next court- while hitting with the Pres. -the noise machine. At the end of the session, the Train was stranded -Could not move- flat tyres & no fuel in the tank . Wait till the morning, as then he will find out what real pain is

19/10/11:Next Tuesday- He is back -David Brand will play his come back match. More aches & pain come Wednesday morning one suggests.

David/Chris -Now a leader in the Lonely Hearts Club is seems- His mate Sully was aksing questions about trying to find his own Ms. Right. Sully might have to wait until his teeth have been replaced. His dog ate his dentures !

17/10/11:Phil (PBS Mick) Smith- has done some great articles with Table Tennis players -He caught up with Trent -just before he departs for France for  3 1/2 months playing and training. the interview can be found at - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU63W-QEvSE

16/10/11:TAXI TOM TO 15- You should not have to pay memberships fees here ! -But pay Board instead as you live here.

AARAV  2 1/2 years old and obviously knew little about Craig. Wandered onto court 2 and walked  under Craigs bat as he was playing a back hand.  I don't think he would get away with it by the time he is 3 as there was not too much clearance at all.

THE LITTLE TRAIN !- aka Dom or Dom Dom - Only has a nic name at Coburg ttc. OK kid we can fix that. !

AWD squad today - wonder if the injured 'Rocky' has recovered from last Sundays mysterious injury which had him missing the training. This illness strickes once a year in October. The BATHHURST BACK  -keeps you stuck in a chair and glued to the television. Similar to the Grand Final groin, where you cant walk any where for the whole day.

SUPER LEAGUE  2nd last round -October the 30. Danny Semmler joins the comp -Watch out Mustang & Craigo

RECORDS CONTINUE TO TUMBLE - Saturday Squad- 26 Juniors at the squad yesterday.
And we had Teddy swinging his 2 medals he won at the Masters games- not in WW2 as suggested by Dave T.

WAR- a marvellous battle- eventually won by South Side to claim the series. only 2 more rounds left and now the battle to see which 6 players have attended the most matches this series to have their names on the Shield

Percy & Brandon Lay -No problems - Daniel B & Salman should be OK - Dave K- Craig & Lily -just ahead of Zeeshan- Hayden & Harry Luo. Just who will make it ?

15/10/11:We are tracking down a former Victorian ladies country champion. Monny Monny ! is in the area. Hope to have Monica Porter visit us in the near future.

Keenager -kath - Has a display of her art -157 Sydney rd Brunswick- In between the Town Hall & Burnswick rd. Keenagers collect plastic bottles and Kath turns them into wonderful shapes. Well worth a look.

Friday Night coaching. Duncan Craig & Percy took the students, who all went away very happy. More of the same 6-15pm next Friday night _All welcome
today the Saturday squad- Coaches include -Earn C- Karen Li -Duncan 15-Percy Lu and others -Only $12 -Starts at 10am.

14/10/11:A major disruption last night. the loud BANG  follwed by - all courts stopped play & all players stood as one and applauded and whistled- Every barrier between the front 6 courts were flattened and laying on the floor. The Octopus- Arms and legs everywhere -Yes ! Ken was the clumsy clot

13/10/11:FRIDAY NIGHT COACHING RESUMES THIS FRIDAY - And joining Duncan is Craig & Percy- 6-15pm start and only $8

Rd 3 Super League results have been added to the 'Pennant player of the Year award'. - Karen & Jim jupm over 10 places on the ladder- Percy jumps 20 places to 65 and Brian goes from 165 to 122.- Craig & Michael have passed Duncan 15 but Khiem is still the leader

12/10/11:Schools champ today -Darcie won her section & Dillon was runner up -Well done guys.

SUPER LEAGUE - Karen - Jim and Hayden on top of the ladder with 2 ournds to go- Michael -Craig and Catisia are 2nd.

In the individual awards- Karen leads but she misses the next 2 rounds and will be replaced by Danny Semmler. Earn & Percy are next in line. Salman leads the junior section . NEXT ROUND IS ON SUNDAY  30th October.

Take a bow Dave B- your honesty is to be admired.  On the subject of David -Ibrahim fronts the counter and says 'Terry is a nice man and a good player' - the man I played who was hitting with the old man with glasses (that was our club legend with his photo on the hall of fame wall)

So now we have Dave'Chris and a Dave /Terry.

8/10/11:SUPER LEAGUE ROUND 3 - Last round for 3 weeks & what a match up - Khiem vs Karen  -Some good items up for auction 4-30pm start and entry is free.

SATURDAY SQUAD- 51 players- 29 juniors - 11 female players-  THE JOINT IS JUMPING !

WAR-South Side a good match- Now leading 10/7 so surely they will win one of the next 3 weeks to win the Series. But how about the effort of Capt. L.L. ( lovely lawrence) - tried hard to recruit Daniel to South Side for the big match- join South side he said' i am the captain !  'My name is on the shield ' -he said while pointing to the Shield for Pennant from the 80's. Not the quite the WAR  shield mate- time to check the blinkers !

Then the Doubles match - Where was the Captain ? - relegated all the way to table 10 (the back room) & he claims he is the 'foorm' player of the South side team.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Peter J - All was quiet until the Coburg choir -led by choir matsters -Lim & Tweed roke into song. A choir of 60 singers -with not one voice in key.

7/10/11:P I N G   P O N G   P O W E R - Coming Soon - New juniors to our Thursday night and/or the Friday night coaching with Miao Miao will get the first session free. Attend another 2 sessions and recieve a new Bat. Thanks to MORELAND Council for their help with this program.

FINAL DAY OF THE TRAINING CAMP - Not too late to enter- Just roll up to the club by 12-30pm. $20 for the day -Coaches today include Duncan-Craig & Karen Li

Pat the Possum entered the building last night the same time as the Media Magnet Chris Y walked through the front door. As expected says '15'. Possums have been known to read the news papers. -Looks like Possum poo all over the centre this morning.

6/10/11:Day 4 of the training camp -Coaching panel includes - Miao & Karen - Craig- Percy.  While  Richard will be doing the looping away from the table session

David B had to borrow a bat last night to play some ping pong. His partner locked him out of the house !  Nothing more sinister than the hose key was lost. Wonder where they slept last night ?
Another with Key problems was Chai -it was closing time and he could not find his keys. Searched his bag - pockets and all courts so they must be in the car. ring his wife to bring down the spare keys. Come 10-30 and the keys are found. in his bag but in a different pocket from where he normally puts them.  Guess who is in trouble with his wife ?

 4/10/11:TRAINING GROUP GOING 'GANG BUSTERS' Brian, Karen & Craig leading the charge -Syd-Dillon & Darcie among the group of players training hard -Tomorrow (Wednesday)-MIAO MIAO joins the coaching Panel- Thursday & Friday Percy will be one of the coaches

ROUND ROBIN TONIGHT - 7-15pm Start -$2 entry

HOLIDAY CAMP - 25 students  -Noel  Hynes bought in 4 grand kids and assisted with the training- then went home and joined Earns club- A nana nap before returing for a hit during the night session at the club.

Monday night and Pete could not play on his beloved court 1 -so onto court 3- until court 1 become vacant - then pick up everything and - move 2 courts south wards.

Day 2 of the traininig camp -everyone wlecome - $20 - Karen & Craig will again will be coaching.

3/10/11:DAY 1 OF SCHOOL CAMP = $20 per student -Coaches today include KAREN LI & BRIAN BERRY   - 12-30 to 4pm -Everyone is welcome

GREAT DAY FOR THE CLUB TODAY - Super League round 3- We welcomed the Mayor Mr Oscar Yildez- TTVs CEO- Ms Anne King - our sponsors Pistol Pete- Lawrence & Rob & Andrea from Affordable tt. CJ from CJ prints who do our tee shirts- the Vets were well represented with Pam Tait, Joan, Prisca, Margaret Mulcahy & King Eddie Keung in the audience. Collin was selling the shirts on offer, Angelo was umpiring, Phil Smith was every where with his camera - Biagio and Taxi Tom gave us a demo & we had a lot of new faces in the audience.

The Table Tennis was great. Earn's great come from behind win, Karens classic match with Percy & has Michael Huang ever played better ? -More results in the Pennant secton of this web site.
And only 7 more sleeps until it happens again. Super League round 3 next Sunday. Last chance to catch it for a month some' come on down' as the old club will again be rocking.  Some great Aussie tee shirts will again be auctioned on the night. 4-30pm start with free entry.

Taxi  Tom - makes his noisy entrance into the club which was full of people. Screams out - I don't know who this chick is ? -Err Mick this is Anne TTVs new CEO to which Anne added- Hi I'm the new chick!

Len Bergemann, Club Vice President & Life member, took control of Anne's phone, so that he could speak to the CEOs mother in law, who used to live 2 doors from him. He also scored bonus points as he and Anne both attended the same Primary School & both were School Captains albeit in different eras's

Earlier in the day, during the AWD training it was Rocky who rolled up late- Instead of being early, he fell victim to the Day light savings change over- Then refused to enter the hall until the Rocky theme was blasting through the speaker system.

2/10/11:SUPER LEAGUE Round 2 today - 4-30pm - Percy vs Karen -It will be great- the Mayor plans to visit- the new CEO of TTv and Biagio will pop in to say hi !
Afterwards A Chinese Restaurant for dinner

SATURDAY SQUAD- 30 enthusiasts fro the training. Trent joined the squad- But now it isBon Voyage -&  Look out France here he comes- See you next February !

WAR- great win to North side and they are back in the Series -Only trail 7/9 - Come back Lawrence says the South side.

30/9/11:A GREAT DAY IN THE CLUBS HISTORY = WELL DONE KEENAGERS. - 19 Keenagers from Albury arrvied- Food galore ! -Keith sang a couple of songs. Bill Mac grabbed  the nearest lady and off they waltzed. John Appel was not so lucky- Elven grabeed him but in true 'dancers tradition' John quickly took the lead.
Karen & Trent gave a demo & the Keenagers video was emotional for our group with some members no longer with us - but well received by the Albury group

Next year we will pay the Albury group a return visit.

TRENT - Will be training tonight & maybe play a match or 2 against our guys. -TOMORROW - training with Karen before the squad. Then Coaching with the squad.

SATURDAY NIGHT - Coburg's Pizza shop (just up the road) join us at 6-30pm and join us for dinner and a farewell to Trent.  He wont be back until the Olympic qualifying tournament n February. -TRAINING & PLAYING IN FRANCE from October- World Cup in national team in Germany in November- Back to France - January- Stop in China to complete his training, for a few days on his way back home.

CRAIGS FUNCTION ON SUNDAY WEEK HAS BEEN CANCELLED- Many thanks to shose who already had offered dontations of gifts and help run the event.

TODAY - Albury Keenagers are in town- tonight we will see Trent training - SATURDAY morning -Trent and Karen will be training hard from 8-30  in the morning - then both will coach at this weeks Saturday squad.

29/9/11:FIRST OF THE TRENT KAREN TRAINING SESSIONS- After 90 minutes of training hard Karen scream out - 'I hate to miss' -I wish more of our players had the same attitude.

TRENT  will be coaching at the Saturday squad. But before hand if you come in edarly, again Karen and Trent will be belting balls at each other.

HOLIDAY TRAINING CAMP NEXT WEEK - Coaches to include -Percy -Craig- Karen -Brian Berry  on various days -$20 per day -Session starts 12-30 every day next week

SUPER LEAGUE this coming Sunday -rd 2 Commences at 4-30pm -A group of us will be going to a Chinese Restaurant after the big event. Please let us know if you would like to join us for dinner -We have to book the tables.

Some good results filtering through from the Australian Junior championships. Check out the TTV web site for more information

28/9/11:Super League - Rd 3 on the 9th October -A special event to follow -CRAIG  is going to France for training - We need to help him raise some funds for the training.   A 2 hour function that will include Auctions & Other things of interest.

INCLUDES - a top class 2nd hand table tennis table will be auctioned (it will be at the club this week for all to see)- Table tennis clothing - a new Primorac blade - all to be sold on the night -A couple of handy small tables - & other house hold items - SOME OF OUT TOP PLAYERS WILL BE OFFERING 10 MINUTE COACHING SESSIONS ON THE NIGHT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDERS.  - And a host of other suprises - We will suppply some finger food and a great evening is promised.

THE ROUND ROBIN - Jim gives Tas the run down of the rules for the matches. Trouble was that it was Tas's 9th match for the night- Some how we guees he might have known the rules by this stage of the night.

It was like a Formula 1 car race- Everybody got out of the starting blocks quickly but one by one the DNF tag was attached to their name
Robert- lasted 2 matches- Clinton gone after 5 matches-Dave rodgers-3 matches-Gordon 6 matches-Chrissy 6 matches- Deniz-7 matches- Stretch - 6 matches- Jim & Sunao 9 matches  -total of 9 players who did not make it the full distance

Good job by Liao to win with Mick Tomlinson runner up (more results in the pennant secton of this web site)

27/9/11:DONT FORGET - NO  PENNANT  next 2 weeks -due to School Holidays - BUT  Non Stop Round Robin Matches - next 2 Tuesdays for those who want a hit - or those who forget there is no matches- 7-15pm  start tonight - 9-30pm finish -Same next Tuesday

A NEW RECORD HAS BEEN SET BY 'the DOC '. M.D. was in the car park on Sunday night with Robert Rapid Yack - Alias the Talking Trewin. Boy guys share the record -It was 9-30pm when we interupted them & the club closes at 6pm. First off Peter joined in then he left and Akram took over. Our duo then took of and walked to Preston -The Doc wheeling his bike. It seems that by 11-30 enough words had been spoken so Maurice jumped on the treadly and rode home.

The Melbourne Times were taking some photos at the club today. Look out in next weeks issue for some info on our club.

SUPER LEAGUE  -Rd 2 this Sunday - 4-30pm - The Mayor plans to pop in as does the new CEO (Anne King) of Table Tennis Victoria.

Rd 3 is on Sunday October the 9th and a big event is being planned immediately after the conclusion of Super Leauge on this day.

GOING BANANAS IN PYJAMAS -who else but Helen ? -Wandered over to the club on Sunday morning -  -Got to the front door and saw that the club was packed -Would not enter the building. I wonder if it had something to do with the fact that she was still in her PJ's ?

Jim K - told Adolf that he was hitting with Chester ! & followed it up with -but Chester is not here.

Phil Smith -Well done.
Phil has been interviewing players for the TTV web site. This week he plans to interview Trent & it will be shown on the TTV site in the near future. Biagio is also on his hit list as is 15 & Jim.

Great to see David Brand back having a hit last night. His form was good so watch out pennant players. Lose form and 'the Brand will be back !'

26/9/11:A BIG WEEKEND FOR COBURG PLAYERS/COBURG CLUB

Australian Junior Championships have commenced in Sydney -Already some good results from some of our players/members.
http://www.tabten.org/AustJunior/Menu.htm

Veterans teams matches played at the club -Coburg players included -Jim-Prisca- Chrissy-Deniz-Kay-Louise-Helen-Abdul-Dancing Donlon-Craig (2nd year in a row he played the veterans event) -Great to see long time member Roy Cintolo also playing. A GREAT EVENT  with lots of top players

In the afternoon it was off to Trentham for the annual challenge- A great event & fabulous to have a big group of us have dinner together afterwards- even if the local pub would not let us in so it was off to a Pizza place -eating out of the cardboard boxes. Sue Wu promises a bit more up market next Sunday after Super League as she is booking a Chinese restaurant for a group of us.

THE MATCHES - Craig was in top form -Steve Han had a great time and spent more time taking photos -running up and down the main street - than he did on court. Allan Dunn played as well as he has for year. Adbul as expected was the last player still hitting, Kay's pimply bat caused havoc- Pol L- is now looping quite hard -Allan Davo was tired after his drive so couldn't repeat his heroics from last year, but did win a couple of matches. Louise had the crash of the day. A hard way to get 2 guys to pick her up. She was  hobbling very gingerly by the end of the day, but still won heaps of matches. Shaun & Mark P won matches but were upstaged by their dynamice team mates Eric & Daniel who both had to put up with the ultimate insult -Play Doubles with rather nervous partners. Their parents. Sue got very shaky near the end- a fault- a couple of unforced errors and a partner having plenty to say. But a big back hand on match point by Eric and they waltzed away happy (well sort of )
Daniel rolled up 2 hours early for his matches. The whole family was watching. Mum twitching with ever point. Dad cool as a cucumber- Until it was his time to partner his son. Daniel suddenly found his voice - do this ! do that ! get the ball on the table ! lift the thing ! And dad was suddenly very nervous. But they did win although, Daniel has not offered Scott a spot in his team just yet for future matches.

Overall a great day -Wonderful hospitality. Everyone from both teams enjoyed the afternoon. Congratulations to all players/organisers from both teams -especially Jeeny White from Trentham as it could not have happended with out her input & well done to our player of the day POL  LIWANAG

24/9/11:A BIG DAY AT THE CLUB - In the morning a Veterans team tournament as a lead up to the Nationals - 1pm club open as normal but 12 warriors are off to Trentham to represent the club.- Craig better be on his game -his 3 team mates are a bit old and fragile .

WAR - No Lawrence and didn't it show - EARN & JIM  were on fire (Earn wants to be quoted - 'I liked WAR  today -I did not lose a point') which meant the capt. Ms Jones did not send Jim & Earn away from the court to make a cuppa ! Things did not go wrong for North side as the capt also pointed out that Dancing man was also missing and the Cat was not on the opposition team. A big win to North side but they still trail - 9/6.

NEXT SATURDAY - TRENT WILL JOIN THE COACHING GROUP. !  Last chance to see him and train with him before he heads off to China, France & Germany to play for a few months.

HOLDIAY TRAINING CAMP - Enter now - Monday the 3rd October to Friday 7th October- 12-30pm to 4pm every day

COACHES - Karen Li (all 5 days) Brian Berry 2 days - Percy Lu 2 days- Duncan 15 -2 days.- Other coaches to include Gordon & Craig.

23/9/11:Thanks to Steve Han and Allan Dunne who will play against Trenthan.

Saturday squad- Again we have Miao & Karen coaching -WAR  will be a beauty. Jim says he is in peak form !

22/9/11:OK GUYS  - a call to arms ! Coburg is a very strong club - 150 + members - But I need 2 more players to come to TRENTHAM  with us on Sunday- Departing the club at 1/4 to 2.  -Collin & Gordon cannot play  - Please contact me if you would like to come with us -it is a great afternoon of fun and table tennis

This Sunday see a Veterans tournament in the morning at the centre - It will be completed by 1pm & the club will run as normal in the afternoon - But 12 players will be representing Coburg in the annual challenge against Trenthan.

Friday week - 18 KEENAGERS  from Albury will make the long trek just to have a hit with our group.  NO COACHING that morning as All of our tables will be full. Lets see as many of our Keenagers as possible at the club on the 30th of September

21/9/11:SOME FINE EFFORTS IN PENNANT - Round 2- Jim Kilderry played very well and won both of his matches. Craig defeated Khiem and Liao beat Dunc 15.
Dillon got both Nick and Phil & the Ladies with the Pimples- Margaret and Kay caused havoc. Louise was the star of the round and Lily also picked up a win

No Pennant for the next 2 weeks. - Round Robin matches with cash prize money will be held on the next 2 Tuesday evenings.

Less than 2 weeks until the School Holiday training camp -Entries available at the club or via the net. Confirmed coaches are KAREN LI & PERCY WEI  Other coaches will be named in the near future.

Jim K rolled up to the club and asked' who am I tonight ?' S'pose that is better than Helen P who has been coming to the club for over 30 years. She got lost coming to the club from the city.  & back to Jim - He recently asked an Hong Kong player his name. The gentleman wrote his name on his palm for Jim to read - In Chinese of course.

19/9/11:CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS  -Abdul- Kaunain & Phil Smith played the most matches -DANH  umpired the most. Shaun OS and Mike D. Lobbed the most -Percy hit the most f/h winners - The Super match was our best one yet ! Who could forget Jim saving match point with a back hand smash! -Chrrisy J & Craig tied for handing out the most match cards. -Phil S played the most 5 setters. Taxi T om made the most noise. Abdul had the wettest shirt -Kay served the best serve of the tournament. A  clean ace to Brian Berry.  Most common name ? Plenty of Lims & Chris's - even Dave K's entry said Chris. Least matches - John Zhang- entered one event and was no 1 seed in section 5 which gave him a first round bye- to the 1/4 finals. Quote of the day - Dave K- end of matches - 'i can't go -I can't even stand up'. 
 & what did we learn most from the championships ?
Percy used to be called the SQUIRREL -- Looks like Dave B will have some material to work with during the Super League commentary.

WELL DONE PERCY LU - Back to Back titles & combining with Michael Huang to win the Open Doubles.
A new LADIES Champion -CATISIA LIM  & an unbelievable effort from SEAN O'SULLIVAN-PLAZA  to win the Juniors -And having to win 3 five set matches in a row to win the final. - the selectors ? -they got it right with the Seedings most times. & the players ! PERFECT  - No hassles and no complaints- even if they had to play several matches in a row - Huge thanks to Jim K- Shaun S- Craig C- Duncan 15- Kay C, Chrissy J & Sue C for their help  !

More results from the Championships can be found in the Pennant section.

Noel Hynes knew he was having a good tournament by simply looking at the clock. 'It is nearly 3pm, yet I am normally home by 11am.

Has anyone noticed the Duncan 15  - 1 hour free coaching vouchers floating around. Rumour has it that he posted them everywhere just to gain some attention !  Even Percy has a voucher !

18/9/11:BIT OF A BUSY WEEKEND AT THE CLUB ? You bet cha -Saturday Squad- 3 records set on the one day- Our most ever Players- 49
Most Juniors on one day - 31 -& We used 10 coaches to keep things moving & the players happy.

WAR- Big lead to the South side -North fought back to take lead but South side kick again and now lead 9 wins to 5.
We asked Acting Capt Chew Train and all he come up with was '
I never lost a point !' - Before WAR Earn had an unusual incident. Match play and winner stay on court. the Train was obviously grabbing more passengers & their luggage as his opponent had his bag hanging off him while playing !.

Latest member to join the Saturday afternoon nana nap club - Gordon -just because he was coaching in the 'dungeon ' court 10 & it was a bit warm. Off home and a kip on the couch !

The highlight of the day -PAMMY TAIT. - Playing Doubles with our own LILY. the grade 6 student asked Pam who just might have won more Doubles titles than any other Aussie in our sports history,  & a World Masters Doubles title to boot, 'Do you know the rules of Doubles ? '
And who else dropped in? None other than the Battle Axe herself ! - Good on you Margaret. Now for sticking your neck in for a sticky beak, she was conned to fill in  on Tuesday night.

LAWRENCE  asked for 2 fill ins for his team for Tuesday week. 'Now L.L.- Who typed out the draw ?' I did. 'very observant. Tuesday week has no matches being played because of the school holidays !

16/9/11:CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS this coming Sunday . 57 entries -Open Singles - Top 8 Seeds have byes - 1-Brian Berry-2-Wei Percy Lu 3-Michael Huang -4-Craig Carter
5-Liao Xiao Hua 6-Duncan 15-7 -Chris Yap -8-Jim 'the Wall' Kilderry- ENJOY THE SLEEP IN GUYS  - For all other players- Round Robin starts at 9am

The other events start at 10-30am & some at 11am - DRAWS WILL BE ON DISPLAY SATURDAY AFTERNOON -

SCHOOL HOLIDAY CAMP - 12-30pm to 4pm  MONDAY 3rd October to FRIDAY 7th  -COST IS $20 Per Day Per Student -FORMS AVAILABLE FROM THE CLUB TOINIGHT.

SPRING PENNANT results - Great job done by David Brand - Sections 1 7 2 are up and running - Check Out - http://www.insports.com.au/ttv/coburg/

14/9/11:Latest State rankings are out- David Brand has been working overtime for the club -Entering results for Section 1. Who is offering to put up their hands to do their respective grade ?

Some of our players rankings-Be Phu Huynh 11 - Brian Berry (no 1 seed for 2011 Club Champs) 12 - Michael Mustang Huang 17 - Khiem Luu 20  Craig 26  John Pattison 28 (where's Jacko ? )   Media Magnet- Mr Bite No 30 - Jim Kilderry 31 (top 50 for past 75 years one thinks ) Wow Its Liao 36 & of course Duncan Tu 51 which is 15 backwards.
 

GOOD OLD TAXI TOM ! How old is that kid ? He is 14 (Hayden C) Geez ! he is taller than me ! -Hang on Mick - My good lady had the same problem with Craig & Trent by the time they were 10.

13/9/11:2011 CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS- NO Karen- NO Khiem - NO Dave Brand -NO Earn -NO Trent -NO Les M- No Be Phu
But we do have
-1-Brian Berry- 2-Percy Lu -3-Craig Carter- 4-Michael Huang - 5- Duncan 15- 6- Liao Xiao Hua -7-Chris Yap & *8 - Jim Kilderry

A good draw that has seen a lot more entries - My tip ? B Brian -Liao as the Smokey.

SUPER LEAGUE OCTOBER 2ND -4-30pm - We will welcome the new CEO of Table Tennis Victoria to the club & the Mayor of Moreland - free entry to spectators

2nd time in 2 seasons -Dave K rolls up on the night he has a bye ! to think we gave him the bye in rd 1 as he is easy to contact and to inform that their team has the bye.

11/9/11:Earn Chews train is gathering passengers. It seems that most Saturdays after training, the great one sits on the couch and has a 'Nana Nap'-I for one am a member of this club & now Syd confesses that when he gets home and finds the couch, it is shut eye time. Lawrence does not even make it home some times as he sneaks a kip at the club on a Saturday afternoon. Just who is also a member ? and is willing to own up ?

10/9/11:W A R -Big win to South side and wasn't Mr. L.L.L.L.L.L.L  (Lovely, Likeable, Limping Loose Lips Lawrence Lim) Happy.  Not sure that he won any points, but it is the team that matters- South side now lead 8 wins to 5.

HAPPY BIRHTDAY TRENT (tomorrow) -What a gift - Australian closed Semi Final against William Henzell.

CLUB CHAMPIONSIHPS - Brian Berry has entered and will play Doubles with one of his many sparring partners Liao.
Good to see Sam li coaching our Pacific Princess  as she prepares for the World Champs.

ROUND 2 OF SUPER LEAGUE -2ND OCTOBER- The Mayor of Coburg Mr. Oscar Yildez will be in attendance. Just hope we have plenty of spectators as well.
Matches to include - PERCY  vs KAREN  - BRIAN  vs CRAIG - MICHAEL vs BE PHU  & EARN  vs. KHIEM .

9/9/11:Another new member? CONGRATULATIONS SRAVANTI & SRIKANTH - A baby girl. - Mum is fine -Dads feet have not touched the ground .

8/9/11:SCHOOL HOLIDAY CAMP  -register now ! -We can only book coaches once we know number of students
It is on the 2nd week of Holidays- Monday 3rd October until Friday 7th October - $20- per day or $75 for the week.

WAR -this Saturday - Watch out for the North side- Ms Jones means business. -Jim will be back replacing the Train as the teams no 1 player.

I Pong Robots with nets  - I have 3 for sale at the club- Contact me quickly if you would like to purchase one

TRENTHAN -  12  players will represent Coburg on Sunday the 25th at Trenthan's table tennis hall.

7/9/11:It has been announced that TABLE TENNIS VICTORIA has a new CEO. On behalf of the Committee and members of Coburg ttc we thank Chris Horwood for his efforts & wish him all the best in the next stage of his career.

GRAND FINALS -there will be a wrap up of the Winter pennant in the Pennant section of this Web Site soon.
HIGHLIGHTS of the season -Section 1 -the Devil arrived at Coburg. Made a lot of noise with little poise & left with his tail dragging ! -But we do thank Jeff Dever for filling in for the injured David Brand. Also Gordan Stojcevski who made his come back to fill in for Jim K, who is now back in full swing and ready to play next season. THE DREAM TEAM  of 15 & Mustang made it 3 out of the past 4 flags !

Section 2 -  Great to have Keith Tucker back playing with us again- He joined forces with Nick Bartone and together they won the Premiership. the stand out player for the Winter season was Kaunain M Beg. 

Section 3 - Danh Nguyen agreed to drop a grade (how many players would do this voluntary ?) He joined up with Edward T and well done guys on the Premiership. Taxi Tom & Sean narrowly failed in their attempt to go back to back. How good is Sean O'Sullivan-Plaza ? -he was ranked number 3 in Victoria in his age group after one year of training. Aussie rules is his sport, but he continues to play tt at Coburg once a week, & he is 30 points clear as the clubs number 1 ranked junior player. Don't know if he will win the junior player of the year award, but we do know he will give 100% effort in every match he plays.

Section 4 -Great win to Peter Jacobs (undefeated in this seasons finals series ) & Kal. They just sneaked into the finals, then Cyclone Peter did the damage and Kal mopped up the carnage. The ever consistent Helen and Ed were runners up. Special mention to a Keenager. How good is Phil Marchant ? Leading player in this tough grade currently ranked number 14 on the Clubs Pennant player of the Year award. We will miss him playing next season. 

Section 5- Rocky (Biagio) & Bullwinkle (Andrew B) are overseas training in Italy for their delayed G/F appointment with 'the Ladies' Chrissy & Kay.
5 equal leading players in this Section.

Section 6 - Aslan & Misbah won the G/F even though they missed a month of ping pong due to Ramadan. Some how Garry G. carried Alan Davidson to the Grand Final- The unlucky player -Matty Holmes- Loses 11/9 in the 5th in his last match of the season to a fill in which costs him equal leading player. But well done to Louise on her first Leading Player award.

Spring Pennant starts next Tuesday followed by the Christmas comp (yes ! it is coming around quickly) -this Comp will be the first time we have played the Christmas comp on a Tuesday night. 

PENNANT PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARD ! Khiem Luu continues his dominating run at Coburg. 32 points clear of Duncan 15 who is having his best ever year in competition. Craig -Michael Huang- Chris Yap -Be Phu - are the top 6 players.  I don't think anyone could name players 7 to 10 in order.
7-Abdul -8-Kaunain - 9-Liao - 10-Kennan Erdal  -Top lady -Helen Pottage at number 16 & Karen Li is now at number 99

6/9/11:SCHOOL HOLIDAY CAMP  -register now ! -We can only book coaches once we know number of students
It is on the 2nd week of Holidays- Monday 3rd October until Friday 7th October - $20- per day or $75 for the week.

I Pong Robots! - I have 3 for sale at the club- Contact me quickly if you would like to purchase one

TRENTHAN - Still got room for 2 players -sunday the 25th at Trenthan's table tennis hall.

CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS - A lousy number of entries. Obviously spoil the members with great matches every week in Pennant ever week and things like Super league  -Still got some top quality players but a pity the members dont support their own event.

A couple of great quotes from the ladies !
Not a single girl playing in the centre today ! says Suzie L. - Whoops !  except my daughter ! -
The Chew train - running late again. Fathers day and he is still at the club until well after 7-30 pm . Arrives home and attacks the Fathers day presents as Phuong has had an afternoon shopping. But she bought more presents for herself.  Earn was so late that it was closer to Mothers day anyway.

5/9/11:Looks like we missed out for the 2nd week running from being in the local paper- No complaints though as we have articles in for 13 of the past 15 weeks.
LEIGH PASCOE  club legend & former club champion & Aust champ and team member- Will make a visit back to Melbourne, probably within the next 12 months. Plans are under way to have him present the 2012 Inductee into our Hall of Fame - Leigh also reports that his mum Joy is in good health and was not the Joy Pacoe listed in the orbituary section of the paper a couple of months ago.

LOOKS LIKE WE FINALLY FOUND OUR TIME SLOT FOR SUPER LEAGUE
Over 50 spectators enjoyed the Table Tennis - thanks to Phil Smith for his filming

THE HIGHLIGHTS  -(full review in the Pennant section in this web site)
Karen Li dominated winning 2 doubles and both her singles over BP and Brian -Liao very nearly defeated Be Phu

Khiem defeats Chris the Media magnet then gives Percy a flogging like we have never seen before - 11/4 -11/2- 11/8
Salman defeatd Zeeshan

Craig defeats 15 who in return takes out Mustang. Michael though flogs Earn who in turn beats Craig.

THE SHIRTS - Still dont know how Karen got into her shirt ? Danhs shirt a tad big. Couple of spelling errors but overall they look a treat.

BRETTS AUSSIE JACKET ? Jon Z got it for $60.oo

NEXT SUPER LEAGUE Sunday 2nd October -4.30 pm - Can't wait for it to happen - round 2 and Karen plays Percy - Earn takes on Brian.

FRIDAY 30TH SEPTEMBER 8pm - KAREN & MIAO to play Craig & Trent. Followed by KAREN VS TRENT  best of 7 sets.

4/9/11:Sorry to report that todays Veterans Fun days cancelled BUT SUPER LEAGUE 4-30 pm PROMISES TO BE OUR BEST ONE YET

the Tee Shirts-- lets just say Karen better be on a diet and Danh ? -Start eating the Ice Cream & Chocolates now !
BUT THEY ARE FANTASTIC Shirts. L. L, - your shirt is perfect

KEENAGERS NIGHT OUT  - A great turn up of over 30 members & family & friends- Sorry that tony Mac was ill and unable to attend
THANKS CLAIRE ! When is the next function ?

TRENT  - big news regarding his lead up to the nationals - over 3 months in France -playing league and training and 2 weeks in China on the way home.

But he will now visit Coburg in the near future for a few days- Ms Awesome & Trent will be playing some feature matches and training together

TOURNAMENT IN SYDNEY  yesterday- Trent won in 3 tight sets over Sally (who has the best back hand I have ever seen) then NSW no 1 Lee in the final. Onlny 2nd Trent has beaten lee but his best EVER win in Sydney !  His reward for winning ? A cool $500 !
At this rate he might shout his old man over to France !

3/9/11:Australian teams named for Novembers World Cup in Germany -Jian and Miao in the ladies & Trent made the mens team.

Craig thought he would do some training with the I Pong robot ! -Set it ujp then spent the next 15 minutes picking up balls as the Keenagers  took over the machine.
Craig will join the coaching panel today.

2/9/11:SATURDAY SQUAD - Brian Berry & Karen.  -FRIDAY NIGHT - Squad starts at 6-15pm

SUNDAY - 4-30pm ROUND 1 OF SUPER LEAGUE  Silent Aucton for Australian team jacket closes 5pm on Sunday -Leading bid is only $50

CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS- 18th September- Closed closed all day to ther activities-- Still time to enter !

September 25th. -We still require some players to join us in Trentham. 3pm start with country hospitality at its finest.

1/9/11:SPRING TIME IN MELBOURNE -Maybe a touch of Spring fever as the honorary team Capt of the Dream Team, is very confident that the Mustang and 15 can take the Grand Final against Devil & the Hyena. Opposition coach, 'the radio station' says that the Devil will bring his A game to the court next Tuesday night.

SATURDAY - training sqaud- and Brian Berry & Karen Li join Earn, Percy & the others. 10 am to 1-30pm only $12 and everyone is welcome.

SUNDAY - VETERANS FUN  day has been cancelled !  -but dont forget that at 4-30pm the club will be bursting at the seams as Round 1 of Super league  hits the club- Brian B vs Karen Li- Percy vs Khiem & Michael and Earn go head to head.  Earn is still upset that 'the fighting flea' still gets top billing over him!

SPECIAL SUPER LEAGUE DEAL - PEACE  bats with Nova rubbers on sale for only $25.oo (while stocks last)  -But clubs & schools can do special deals- LOOK IN OUR SPECIALS SECTION OF THIS WEB SITE

31/8/11:the Pacific Princess might be cool in a crisis on the court, but put her in the car and things are different. Ah! Woman drivers, declared hubby Solomon when our girl bought the family car home with a dent in the back. All because a building wall was obscured and she did not see it.

Record numbers today for Keenagers- 32 players all giving the game a red hot go.

The Doc (Maurice De R) had the helmet on early. Maybe it was because he felt he needed protection as all courts were full and he was on one of them or maybe it was because he stole Victors seat and was camped right near the biscuits.

Lance after pennant come up to the counter wonderig if we had his car keys ? if we did we would not have returned them until he paid his outstanding bills for the fees.

Super League this Sunday = Karen vs Brian - and Khiem vs Percy. Well worth the free extry fee. 4-30 pm will be the starting time for the action.

29/8/11:AS A FOLLOW UP TO THE SUPER LEAGUE STATEMENT  FROM THE TRAIN - He has pointed out that he has never lost to a lady in competition.
Mustang has joined in by saying well, Karen is no lady.
Looks like 2 of our men,  the Queen of Coburg will be after in Super League.

Rocky- alias Biagio - back on the radio this week - before he heads off overseas. But when he returns he joins the community radio for weekly segments.

STILL AFTER 12 PLAYERS TO REPRESENT US AT TRENTHAN -SUNDAY 25TH SEPTEMBER AT 3PM

The Draw is out for next Sundays round 1 of Super League. Percy pulled the first suprise of the season - Jim has been rested and replaced by Liao Xiao Hua to play against Brian Berry & Be Phu Huynh.

Karen has a return match with Khiem Luu - while the Dream team boys- Mustang and 15 will compete against each other.
4-30pm arrive early to get a good viewing spot

SILENT AUCTION ! -An Aussie coat- donated by Brett Clarke- Write a bid on the sheet at the club - At 5pm next Sunday -the higest bidder wins the jacket.  Duncan 15 leads the bidding with $50.oo.

28/8/11:LETS GO FOR IT - ROUND 1 2011 SUPER LEAGUE - 4-30PM SEPTEMBER the 4TH.

Only been official one day and already the words have started - WHEN DO I PLAY THAT SHEILA ? Ask's the train ! Sorry mate- final round in about 3 months time!
We assume you mean Karen ! BUT  SHE IS AFTER A BIGGER FISH ! - ROUND 1 AND KAREN VS KHIEM LUU  (Didnt he beat her earlier in the year ?) Percy vs Brian Berry & Be Phu and Earn & Duncan vs Michael & Craig -4-30PM NEXT SUNDAY  - While in the morning lets kick of with some fun matches 10am to 1pm Including the Snake match.

All to be revealed on Tuesday night -8-15 pm the teams will be introduced to the spectators.
6 teams of 3 players - 7 rubber format- Matches to be shown on Channel 31 Early next year.
3 great sponsors - MIS Communications- A Plus Staff Solutions & Affordable Table Tennis.

12 Players - Wei Percy Lu - Michael Huang- Duncan 15- Brian Berry -Karen Li -Craig Carter - Khiem Luu, Chris Yap -Earn Chew- Rob Katsipis - Jim Kilderry & Be Phu Huynh
6 club juniors -Hayden-Catisia- Danh-Salman-Linda & Zeeshan - FREE ENTRY  - We Simply Can't Wait.

WAR- Even though Earn still plays like his hero Jim & loses points at will - The North side were dominant from the start.  Highlights ? -Chris Lim starring in his first attempt as a 5 pointer- Karen Li & Craig -  losing points - Arguably the noisiest noise point played ! - Dave/Chris scampering from the court.

Saturday Squad - 20 juniors -included. Karen Li back on the coaching panel as was Craig. The Robot was introduced (what will we name it ? )-A free Saturday squad training to the best name given to the Robot !. Earn says ' call it 15 - they are shaped the same - and both never tire of hitting balls over the net'.

Collin G. Happy 75th. the Coburg choir led by Pres John  & Tenor Tweed gave a rousing rendition of the worlds most sung song.

EDDIE KEUNG  - was sent a text on Monday asking him to play Tuesday - He replied OK but never turned up for the match- All because he assumed the TEXT come from the daughter so he just replied OK  -  Might be worth sending King Keung a text asking for some $'s - You might just get the OK
Eddie also had trouble at closing time - thought he might borrow the Karen DVD being played. Trouble was that the large audience watching would not let him near the player..

FORMAT  for Super League- Craig and I worked on it - then Earn threw in his 2 bobs worth -All we had to do was design a format for 7 rubbers where no player play twice in a row -more than once in the match. 15- thought he had the problem solved- But he had only accounted for 6 rubbers. Over an hour gone into trying to solve the problem. Along come Hayden -BANG ! - 2 minutes later - problem solved

26/8/11:I will know by the weekend is the planned opening match of Super league will be played on the 4th of September. Looking good at this stage.

25th September - THE TRENTHAM CHALLENGE IS ON AGAIN - I have room for 12 players only- First to contact me will play - 3pm at the Trentham rooms. We had a great time last year - And it is well worth the visit.

It took a while to sort out. The score sheet was filled out incorrectly and the players concerned did not know who beat who. But I do know that I have never seen a leading player winner so excited- CONGRATULATIONS LOUISE - LEADING PLAYER SECTION 6

SUPER LEAGUE 2011 -Coming soon on Sunday afternoons - To be shown in the new year on Channel 31.

THANK YOU VISITORS TO OUR WEB SITE-  Over 10,000 Computers have been used to read our Web Site.

COACHING - This Friday - Percy joins our group -$8 -from 6-15pm to 8pm
SATURDAY SQUAD - 10am to 1-30pm only $12 AND THE BOSS LADY IS BACK   -Karen Li will be coaching at the squad. By popular demand Brian Berry will also be coaching, joining, 15-the Train -G.S. -Chris & K.K.

SEPTEMBER -2nd-KEENAGERS  will break tradition - Their Friday Social group will meet in the afternoon- 2pm to 5pm. 2 schools will be in the club in the morning
3rd- Keenagers night out- Darebin RSL. Book now if you want to join the group for a bit of music and a great meal.
4th. A Veterans Fun day - Contact Chrissy - but some great different events to be held. Will run from 10am to 1pm- Club members can also enter !
13th - Round 1 of Spring pennant -And a host of new players will join our competition.
18th CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS - enter NOW!
19th -Birthday Cake time -Karen's birthday ! Be Quiet- Its a Secret !
25th-Prisca to hold the 2nd Veterans team event competition. -10am to 1pm followed by a luncheon!
THEN IN OCTOBER-  from the 3rd until the 7th -SCHOOL HOLIDAY CAMP - $20 a day or $75 for the week! 12-30pm to 4pm every day !

Willl this lady please stand up ! In the middle of a discussion she said ' Oh! you mean that Peter !  -No Dee Dee - That Peters name is Bob.

Good Ole Sully- Was telling all his work mates that he was in the Herald Sun. They all searched frantically. Only Table Tennis news was Biagio.  - Yep says Sully- I was one of the 11 people he beat !

25/8/11:Bit of a buzz around the rooms- Our guests ? -Mr Chris Horwood - CEO Table tennis Victoria & Mr Jen Lang -Australian table tennis coach. -Who promptly marched onto court to partner Craig in the vital Doubles match against Warren W and Be Phu.

SPRING PENNANT  final round results are in the News Section of this web site & who made the finals.

CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS  -Not many entries received !  get a hurry up please..

24/8/11:Pat the Possum dropped in for another visit- this time it sat in the corner near the emergency exit. Obviously wating patiently for some one to let it out.

Another creature waiting to be let out is Jacko! - Out of hospital as he has had some adjustments done. Old mans disease says Patto.

The King of Coburg - Eddie King Keung plays the court Jester - Devil Dever and sitting in the front row will be the new Aussie coach Jens.

22/8/11:SEPTEMBER  -Might just be a thing or 2 happening at the club

2nd-KEENAGERS  will break tradition - Their Friday Social group will meet in the afternoon- 2pm to 5pm. 2 schools will be in the club in the morning
3rd- Keenagers night out- Darebin RSL. Book now if you want to join the group for a bit of music and a great meal.
4th. A Veterans Fun day - Contact Chrissy - but some great different events to be held. Will run from 10am to 1pm
13th - Round 1 of Spring pennant -And a host of new players will join our competition.
18th CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS - enter NOW!
19th -Birthday Cake time -Karen's birthday ! Be Quiet- Its a Secret !
25th-Prisca to hold the 2nd Veterans team event competition. -10am to 1pm followed by a luncheon!
THEN IN OCTOBER-  from the 3rd until the 7th -SCHOOL HOLIDAY CAMP - $20 a day or $75 for the week! 12-30pm to 4pm every day !

GOOD LUCK ON FRIDAY - BIAGIO - or is it Rocky ?  maybe Hollywood ? Whatever ! good luck with the fund raiser on Friday night

21/8/11:Saturday Squad-  A NEW RECORD- 47 students - 20 + juniors- 8 coaches included Brian Berry & Miao Miao -THE CLUB WAS ALIVE

WAR - Loose Lips was back -& wasnt he happy when Miao lost a point . Dont remember L.L. winning too many points but his team starred. Now lead by 2 wins in Series 6.
Don't tell the wife I was playing were his words ! Dont worry Lawrence -We won't.

Friday squad with Miao -$8 -between 6-15 and 8pm- This week Miao is overseas and Percy Lu joins the squad.

18/8/11:Next Tuesday ! Players be in your best form. A visit from the national coach  Mr Jens Lang is planned.
Mr Dever wear your prettiest Pink number you own ! -15 Have your fan club in their shirts banging the drums  & Mr Media man have the newspaper clipping ready to show Jens just how popular you are.

So who does Mr Yap choose this week ? -re install Jim - Give Gordan a go ? -Maybe Percys an option ? or call on the Queen of Coburg ?
Dave B says he is available at the right price !

CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS - Get you entries in now at the club.

16/8/11:Matches are won at the selection table, certainly might ring true for Cunning Chris, our Media Magnet. With Jim unavailable for selection and with Gordan claiming to be ill. (just because he can't get out of bed, is aching all over. has a fever and coughs & splutters, it does not mean he has the flu . does it ?). So the Yap master has decided to give Mr Flower Power in his pansy Pink outfit, a little challenge. Media man searched far and wide and found on You Tube a lefty who played a bit of a back hand shot at the recent challenge. Knowing that Mr Dever has beaten several leftys from the Northern region in the past, let him think that tonight's recruit should be easy pickings.
The way I see it is that come 8-30 tonight Yip Yaps team will be barking on the door of the four.

News just in -Mr Never wrong Wong read about this and liked the idea- He sacked himself for his important engagement with Backhand Billy Mr Matrenza. His replacement ? the Chew train will arrive around 6-45pm

15/8/11:Very sorry if you missed out on Spring Pennant. But we are full ! _Only 10 weeks and Christmas Comp entries will be out !

SUPER LEAGUE  -  6 teams -Each team consists of 2 top players and a junior selected from our Pennant players. A huge honour for the juniors. They will play a match against the other junior then team up with a senior member of their team for a very important Doubles match.
Congratulations to Salman- Catisia-Hayden- Linda- Zeeshan & Danh!

14/8/11:ONLY 10 SPOTS LEFT FOR SPRING PENNANT - Dont enter through the club web site as I am having problems receiving  e mails -Rng me or tell us at the club. Whatever -Entries will be closed by Tuesday night & some of our regulars will again miss out playing.

The Unsung heroes of this club- KEENAGERS - We were short again in pennant- John V & Greg offered their services then, a last minute cancellation and it was Clem who put up his hand on a cold night THANKS KEENAGERS -

SUPER LEAGUE  - will announce teams and the 18 players this week- the field will include B Brian-Boss Lady- Ice man-No Mercy-the Fabulous 15 -the Katt-Head Hunter (every loops scons his opponent-)-Elegant Earn-Zebra Z & Salmon -Backhand Bill & Mustang & the Affordable Authority.  Add in Playing to ? & the neck twister, Jims De Fencing -Darn it ! and the Media man -This is one hot competition that will be spread out on Sundays at 4-30pm- But check at the club for the playing dates.

Saturday Squad - 20Juniors - 20 snrs & a coach list that included Karen Li -Miao Miao and Percy.
More of the same next Saturday and don't forget Friday nights- 6-15 to 8pm -The training squad with Miao and Duncan. Only $8 per person.

WAR  and a big win to the North Side. But how about the train. About to march onto the arena only to be told 'Jim ! Isn't it time you went for a cup of tea.  And just like his grand master Jim, in ture fashion the Train marched onto the court and promptly lost 10 points.
Come back Jim ! All is forgiven !

10/8/11:IT SEEMS I FORGOT ABOUT LAST WEEKS WAR ! -No wonder - the NORTH side was stacked with Super Stars -including the Train (the new Jim as he is known in War) 15 & the KAT (MIAO) -Keith was winning points galore & they had Tuan, Dancing man & others. SOUTH SIDE - No Lawrence - No one leg Lily -No Chris/Dave- They had Gordan & Percy and a host of new comers.  South side bolted away. Miao was not purring- the Train was stalling & 15 was flat. Plus service practice will be on the cards for the North side - 7 faults including match point -SOUTH SIDE  now lead 5/3

SUPER LEAGUE  - teams - draw will be finalised this week - Another great season is planned - 4-30 pm on Sundays.
Hopefully again to be shown at a later date on Channel 31.

B.B. was back in town -We know the Brian B stole the show on Saturday night -this was the other BB.-the former President.
Bruce has been in Queensland fishing and his partner Allan A- had a great fill in. But BB come back & played pretty well. A good win over Claude C included.
So with Spring Season Pennant entries being taken -this is what we were left with
BB to partner AA  in the SS  '11 after beating CC in TT.

8/8/11:THINGS ARE HOTTING UP IN THE COBURG KITCHEN!
September the 4th -A Veterans Fun Morning -
Events include Combo Doubles- Zig Zag match -tri table - Super match - & other events - 10am to 12 noon followed by lunch -only $5  - & bring a plate ! A great initiatve from Chrissy Jones !


A Veterans team match morning as a prelude to the nationals is again being organised by Prisca- More news as it comes to hand

PENNANT entries being taken now !- ENTER NOW or miss the opportunity of playing our Tuesday night pennant.

2011 CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS - Open to 2011 Club Members & Pennant Players. Defending Champion Wei Percy Lu. -Entries out next week !

One of the many higlights of the Ping Skills classic was a Back Hand - by Percy -Check this out on You tube- BEST SHOT IN PING SKILLS HISTORY http://www.pingskills.com/blog/2011/08/07/best-shot-in-pingskills-history/#more-817

7/8/11:PING SKILLS CLASSIC -A Classic night - Some Classic Matches- A classic display by the great B Berry- A Classic final between Simon Gerada & Miao Miao - & a Classic moment when the King Keung of Coburg (Eddie Keung) thought he was about to be scalped by a boomerang thrown by Craig. -Classic acting from Alois -pretending to be scared when he almost had the 'rang land on his landing pad.

TABLE TENNIS was the winner- a big crowd with over 200 spectators visiting the cente and those who stayed  to the end saw a great final -Simon on top early and leads 3 games to nil. Miao digs deep and it is 3 all- Simon leads in the 7th -Miao claws back but Simon wins the match 11-9 in the 7th set.

Alois and Jeff - Thanks for choosing Coburg as the venue to host the tournament.- thanks to all the helpers on the night - and to Kay for manning the canteen and making the supper .  & we also thank BRETT CLARKE  for his donating of some wonderful memorbilia . the proceeds from the night will go to a training robot for the training sessions the club conducts plus help towards the uniforms and trophies for the 2011 SUPER LEAGUE  to be held soon at the club & hopefully shown again on television.

The highights include -Simons great form -Percys back hand shot arond the net- Craigs power play against Chris Kek -losing narrowly in the deciding set- & Brian Berrys unbelievable form -including a great win aver Shibaji Daata.  & the large crowd watching top Table Tennis

6/8/11:WHAT A NIGHT - the old club was looking at its finest- training group with Miao Miao then the Qualifying Tournament.
A big crowd -over 60 people watching some great Table Tennis. turn Ups ? -You Betcha. - If this is an indication - better arrive early to book your seats.
Martin Chiew, Angelo Tabone was helping with the running of the event- Jeff Plumb- Joe & Laura Gerada- John Alder -Coburg ttc president all in attandance - A huge orwd wandered down to court 8 to watch Karen li and Cheng Wei - belt the living suitcase out of the little round ball. -Can't believe that we found some one more consistent than our Queen of Coburg. -it is going to take a very good player to beat Cheng Wei.

So last nights matches- there were some beauties. GROUP A  & Nathan van Der Heiden smashed aside Michael Huang & Belgin.
GROUP B-  Craig defeats Tom Lay -2/ 10 in the 5th. Nathan Pellissier plays 2 good matches to highlight his continued improvement
GROUP C - Mick Warr -thrashed Fabian Moforo from Columbia. -he defeat Jamie Champion 3/1 then beats Gordon Stojcevski to win the group.
Jamie loses to Gordan after leading 2 sets to love & is beaten by Fabian in 5 sets.

FINALS - Craig defeats Nathan, who in turn beats Mick. Craig defeats Mick in 4 and wins the right to play Chris Kek. Nathan finishes 2nd and will play Eric Tan.

Todays matches (saturday) start around 6pm - GOLD Coin Donation  - to watch some great Ping Pong.

Tonight -Not only Super Matches -But a Boomerang throwing display from Craig -If time permits a Table Tennis demo in the dark ! & some live Music from Main Street band. -AND A SPECIAL AUCTION - of Australian Table tennis clothing donated by original PING SKILLER & former National Coach - Brett Clarke.

LOOK OUT FOR THE AUSTRALIAN OFFICAL JACKET FOR OUT DOOR WEAR. ! It's a beauty !  -All starts at 6pm.

4/8/11:SPRING PENNANT-  Commences 13th September - Can only accept 84 entries. ENTER NOW  via Web Site or over counter at the club.

Super League -- will be finialised next week .. Got some great inclusions  - this will be top Table tennis at its best.

PING SKILLS CLASSIC - the Main Draw- Sees -Simon no 1 Seed  -Shibaji No2 Seed
Trent has with drawn due to illness and is replaced in the Main Draw by former Junior female World Champion Cheng Wei

QUAL. DRAW - group 1- Michael Huang- Nathan Van Der Heiden - Belgin Bennet  -Group 2 Craig Carter - Johnny Lay - Nathan Pellissier Group 3- Michael Warr - Gordan Stojcevski & Jamie Champion -- Top player in each group to go to another round robin of 3 players- top 2 go into Main Draw

Qualifier no 1 vs Chris Kek - winner to play Miao Miao
Qualifier no 2 -vs Eric Tan  - winner to play Cheng Wei

QUALIFYING TOURNAMENT - 8 pm Friday night- field includes Michael Warr- Craig- Michael Huang -Jamie Champion - Nathan Van Der Heiden & Gordan Stojcevski.

Entries close for this event - 9pm tonight - $5 entry -Round Robin to Semi Finals. - top 2 into Saturdays Main Draw.

Message for the former club President. Mr B. Hope the fish are biting ? -Maybe you can stay a bit longer- until after the finals- Your replacement is pretty good.

We all know that 15 loves playing comp on table 2. -Combined with the Mustang, they seem to have a monopoly on this court.  On Tuesday night, early, 15 was on court 1 hitting with John W. Only lasted a few hits beofre 15 wandered through the barriers onto court 2. Claims to be picking up a ball.

The  V.P.-P.D. went for a job interivew -Down to the final 4 & How did he go ?- Come in 6th was the reply.

3/8/11:SUPER LEAGUE - 2 sponsors already for this great event - Many thanks to Lawrence & Pistol Pete.

CONGRATULATIONS - Akram - a NEW BABY BOY! 3 x kids under 12 months - glad it is you.

YES ! thanks for the SMS & E mails - I read about 'Rocky Rabbit - Biagio the Beaut - Pefect Pitruzello - 15's favorite student ! Alois's Angel -
For those living on Mars yesterday -Rocky had a feature done on him in the Herald Sun & the Local Paper last week . Great job done by Alan Davo & we won't tell this to the little man - But we are all proud of him !


http://video.heraldsun.com.au/2078361738/Striving-for-London-with-open-arms

2011 Victorian Junior teams have been announced- Claire Montgomery has done a great job on the following Web  Site - http://www.ttvjuniorteam.webs.com
Congratulations to the following Coburg members/juniors who play our Pennant -
CATISIA  -under 18 ladies team - Elizabeth and Linda H. under 15 A team -Darcie - under 13 A team  Sarah Jacob Under 13 B team James Lew- 15 B Atul 13 A
Daniel Li 13B  Zeeshan nominated Presidents team  CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE

PING SKILLS CLASSIC - 9 entries for the Qualifying event- 8pm Friday -Only $5 and guaranteed some great matches. Latest Entry nathan Van Der Heiden.

SUPER LEAGUE -2011 - Entries are now being taken - NEW FORMAT - NEW PLAYING TIME - And every probability it will again be shown on Televsion.
FORMAT- 2x player teams - 5 rubbers plus- 1 -Junior who plays our pennant in a team- Jnr plays Jnr & plays one Doubles. -Assured of playing- Catisia in Michael H 's team -Linda with Be Phu - Hayden with Craig - Dble -D's Dunc & Danh - -AND IF ANY JNR CANT PLAY - ROCKY BIAGIO takes that spot !  Salman & Zeeshan will also play.

12x Senior players will be selected - Confirmed - Khiem-Percy-Craig- 15-Jim-Chris Yap-Be Phu-Married man Michael- the Chew train & the great KAREN LI. 
2 spots to be announced next week !

MATCHES TO BE PLAYED -SUNDAYs 4-30PM -Starting in October -When no other events are being held  !

1/8/11:FRIDAY NIGHTS QUALIFYING EVENT  - For the Ping Skills Classic- 8pm Friday - 9 entries so far. ENTER NOW

YES ! She is back - KAREN  will be at the squad next Saturday.

YARRAWONGA -
the yarrawonga Open was held on the weekend. Pleased to say that Coburg was well represented, with even a support crew in attendance

SOME OF THE RESULTS - Mens Open Singles- Phil Websdale (former Coburg member) Winner- Craig Runner Up -Ladies Singles- Winner Helen Pottage Runner Up Deniz Yener-Korematsu - Open Doubles -Runners Up -Craig & Gordan Stojcevski - Mixed Dbs Winners - Kay & Craig - Veterans -Semi Finals -Gordan (but holding match point on Websdale) - One bat Doubles - Winners Craig & John Wright (using unusual eqipment in an unusual event ) Runners Up -Jon Zdricolei & Collin Madin
Other players to play this year at Coburg in attendance were- Paul Fitzgerald -seen teaching the promising Caitlin on court 4- Phil & Carey White & Arlene Wagner.

QUOTES OF THE DAY ! -jon Z- I am about to play T.K. Yong ! who is he ? -As there was only one Asian in the whole centre, a good guess might be worth a try.
GORDAN - I am about to play the One Hand Doubles. - If that was the case, I would suggest you stay away from the caneen area. The Steak knives are pretty sharp.

30/7/11:16 juniors at the Saturday squad. Collin made a come back and led his team to a come from behind win in WAR . Mark Poplawski was the star but for the North side- Earn was the 'new Jim'.  -Come back Jim, all is forgiven was the cry. South side now lead 4/3.

Yarrawonga tomorrow and here we come. Can Craig win back to back ?

29/7/11:Friday night with the MIAO Majic !  A great training night -for the young and not so young- the good and the not so good ! Duncan 15 was on hand to assist and Miao had a hit with every person who attended.  Mr Miao cast his eyes over the whole procedure. Looked like a nod of approval to me from the great man.

SATURDAY  Squad- Karen is back - Brian is coming in again and the usual suspects - No Mercy- 15 & the Train. Mr Mustard of course which all adds up to elite coaching for only $12- Open to everyone at 10 am.

LADIES prepare to take over -SATURDAY SQUAD-She is back -2011 OCEANIA CHAMP KAREN LI -Back coaching tomorrow

TONIGHT- Miao Miao and 15 -Friday Squad begins -6-15pm to 8pm -$8 a session - $5 for members

Next FRIDAY 5th August -CHENG WEI will be one of the contestants in the PING SKILLS Qualifying event. -Not too late to enter this event

for those wanting a table tennis fix on TV - here is your chance- Last weeks Oceania cup - Won by William Henzell and our own Karen Li
It is on Pay TV and the viewing result will have a bearing on future table tennis on this station.
Fox have advised that the ITTF-Oceania Cup will be broadcast at the following times: 

Schedule
Channel
Date
Time
Episode Title
Version Title
Planning Schedule
FOX3
4/08/2011
08:00:00
Part 1
2hr
Planning Schedule
FOX3
5/08/2011
08:30:00
Part 2
2hr
Planning Schedule
FOX1
16/08/2011
02:30:00
Part 1
2hr
Planning Schedule
FOX1
16/08/2011
04:30:00
Part 2
2hr

Tom Lay has entered the PING SKILLS CLASSIC  Qualifying event. And now we welcome CHENG WEI from Macau who will also enter. She just happens to be the 1998 World Youth Champion, so has a bit of pedigree on her side. Craig got the all clear from the Physio and his name is also included in the Qualifying list. Looks like it will be fabulous Friday !  All takes place on Friday night the 5th of August at 8pm.

28/7/11:A months training at the WUXI traning club- 2 hours drive from Shanghai is being offered to our members & interested players. Proposed date is September/October -But I must know if you are interested by next week- Send me an e mail  via this web site and I will send all info. Anne Yang  A former Coburg club member and coach is organising this trip

Look out A Graders. Mr Brand has broken down again and been replaced by another vintage model. The Devil himself is coming to Coburg. Mr Devil Dever is sure to provide some noise and entertainment to Tuesday nights.

Mick Warr, Michael Huang & Belgin Bennet join the list of players who have entered next Friday nights Qualifying tournament for the Ping Skills Classic. -Entries are still being taken at the club. _Jim Kilderry is still undecided at this stage.

A full wrap of the Section 1 matches plus some info on the Ping Skills event can be found in the Pennant News Section on this Web Site

Good luck to the 8 representatives from our club who will play in this weekends Yarrawonga Open.

26/7/11:Ill and Injured were just that - Adolf has gout and Peter the flu - So Section 2 saw the Jacko & Patto show in full swing.
Patto has been giving Jack a flogging recently. This was Jacks big chance - In his own words -I only played Pennant (in Section 2)just to play Patto and now he has made me feel stupid ! -
Patto won and didn't he want to tell the world. But the big winner has been the canteen - 2 wins this week by John has left the club $30 richer - All proceeds paid for by Jack- but eaten or drank by John.

Robert Welch back on the winners list. -A trip to Vietnam - then cruise down the Mekong river. Stop at a Temple and play a game of Table Tennis with the local monk. Not quite Secton 3 standard at Coburg we are led to believe.

25/7/11:Well it has taken a while but now I am pleased to announce some details of the PING SKILLS CLASSIC, to be played at the Coburg Table Tennis Stadium.
$1000 in prize money - $400 for the winner – down to $50 for the losing ¼ finalists
Saturday – 6th August  - late afternoon/evening. Saturday 5pm - Seeds 7 & 8 to play top 2 Qualifyers.
FRIDAY   -5TH August – Qualifying event (for 2 players) - $5 entry.   8pm start.
The 2 winners will then play off against  players number 7 & 8- to go into main drawn which commences at 6pm
The final will be around 9pm
TOP 4 SEEDS – in random order ( Ping skills have not released draw or rankings)
MIAO MIAO -=Shibaji Daata- Simon Gerada – Trent Carter
Next 4 players –Selected – Brian Berry- Wei Percy Lu –Eric Tan and Chris Kek

Craig will feature before the Final = attempting to better his world indoor speed boomerang throwing record.
PLAYERS MUST PRE REGISTER to enter for the qualifying – the draw will be released on the Coburg/ Ping skills web sites by Friday morning 5th July.
To enter-   EMAIL OR CALL ME  - EMAIL PING SKILLS OR VISIT THE CLUB !
For the Saturday event – gold coin donation – funds will go towards a new robot for the training sessions at Coburg .

The Queen of Coburg- We will claim her as our own -KAREN LI -out of retirement and wins  THE OCEANIA  Championships. thanks to the training partners she flattened during her training sessions at Coburg. And she returns to our coaching squad next Saturday......

From the  ITTF WEB SITE - Karen Li won the Women’s Singles title at the Oceania Championships in Geelong in 2006 and Auckland in 2010, having been a quarter-finalist in 1998 and then a semi-finalist on three consecutive occasions. She departed at the penultimate stage in 2000, 2002 and 2004.

An impressive record and you can add to that tally four gold, two silver and two bronze medals in the Women’s Doubles event, two Mixed Doubles silver medals plus one Women’s Team gold and five silver.

S
YD JUST BACK FROM 2 MONTHS PLAYING IN A TABLE TENNIS CLUB IN BANGKOK - for the first 5 weeks he trained 4 to 5 days a week - minimum of 3 hours a day. Club fees ? $150 a month !

ROCKY - Biagio -on National TV claiming he trains like Rocky ! didnt seem to be training too hard during the Sunday morning AWD squad. And where was he on Saturday ?  felt a little ill!  -'Rocky turned softy' was the quote !

Congratulations DANIEL Beasley- Winner of the 'Player of the Yarrawonga/Coburg challenge'

Saturdays squad - the big booming voice of Brian Berry- You are an older player ! (looks like your secrets out Ted!) but Brian was concerned that Ted might have a heart attack running up and down the ramp -Obviously inspired by our man Rocky.

22/7/11:The Seagull hopped into hospital yesterday. Obviously they did not think much of him as he was sent home the same day as his operation. Anyway Lawrence is happy with the special treatment he is getting at home. the 2 ladies are really looking after him. Maybe a nursing career awaits Catisia ? We do wish Loose Lips a speedy recxovery & look forward to him back at the club real soon.

A take over at Coburg ? All courts were vacant when Master Coach Huang marches his student onto court 15 some times called 6.  This sent the real 15  moving his operations into the back room.

Thursday night is Kenneths night. The Cameroon king is always worried about the plastic spider that always attacks him. But last night he stood firm. Was not worried about treatment Craig & Abdul were trying to dish out. No plastic spider will scare me tonight he declared. And that is the way it panned out until Eric slipped under his guard with the little toy. Kenneth nearly did a back flip off the orange chairs when Eric shoved the beast under Ken's nose.

21/7/11:SATURDYA SQUAD - This Saturday sees the Victorian Open for Juniors being held- so a few spare spots will be available for those who wish to train. And joining our coaching panel this week will be  BRIAN BERRY - MIAO MIAO  & WEI PERCY LU 
Saturday from 10-oo am to 1-30pm and only $12 per person.

20/7/11:Australian AWD championships- 3 Gold Medals to Rosalie and a swag of medals to Andrew and Taxi Tom.
Well done everyone.
How about the Media magnet on telly. 'I train like Rocky ! ' he said. OK coaches lets see him get a real work out !

19/7/11:Where are these players coming from ? Today we were visited by Guyan, a former national training member of the Sri Lankan team. He will be back this week for some hitting.

Our 5 shows on Channel 31 have been shown. We plan to run another Super League  later in the year. Hopefully Phil will be available to film & edit the matches again. thanks to everyone who watches the program.

Biagio  is on the TV tonight - 5-30pm - And to keep with the coburg flavour, a student on the same show, did the filming for our Keenagers DVD.

Fill out your Yarrawonga entry form this week.

Friday next week - (29 July) Group Coaching with Miao Miao and Duncan 15 commences -Every Friday night- $6-15 to 8pm $8 per person

18/7/11:Annual Coburg vs Yarrawonga Challenge - A great day with some great matches- the new BBQ was perfect, the food was fantastic and even a bit of Ping Pong was played. Some good matches with Coburg winning, but the Yarrawonga crew gave us a good run for our money
-Duncan -Craig & Les -were our no 1 team and Les was outstanding.
Abdul-(late replacement for an ill Peter Peart) Salman & Hayden -As pointed out by Brian Berry- Abdul is a much improved player
Collin - Noel & Zeeshan -Noel Hynes -take a bow -winner for our best player award
Trevor Wilson (late inclusion as Alois did not tell him no AWD on this day) Shaun -Mark P & Carey White
Eric- Hamish & the Outstanding Daniel Beasley.

But it does not stop there - the Yarrawonga Open is on in a fortnight. Coburg will be represented. Craig will be going for back to back in the Open - He already is a dual Winner- Gordan, Kay & Shaun have confirmed that they will also play. Entries are at the club but you should enter this week.

17/7/11:The latest craze is the Table Tennis game on line -the computer challenge
It beat up Collin 10 games straight. Battle Awx Margaret- was out chopped by it ! and the Doc (Maurice)refuses to let a machine beat him - 4 series losses - in the best of 4 format (he lost them all 4 zip). Maurice led 6 love only to lose 11/6. Led 9/5 and lost 11/9 - & even lost from 10/8 up. Maurice wants to shake the hand of the first person to beat it ! He says that it is the most frustrating game he has ever played and he admits to cheating yet still losing !
You will find this dasterdly game at http://flash.pcastuces.com/jouer.asp?Id=26 Enjoy.

TED - Take a bow ! Our 74 year old regular to the Saturday training squad. 2 years ago he was in B2 at werribee. last year Section B1 as a middle of the grade player. This week he won the B1 singles title.  'I love learning' says Ted. And don't you learn at the training sessions. I am actually a better player now than when I was 40.  Coburgs training program has made all the difference.'
Thanks Ted - We love having you at the squad training.

The Celebrity Biagio marches in -the clinking of 3 gold medals hanging off his neck is clearly heard. Just to remind everyone that he will be shown on Tuesday night on 'the Hot Seat' on channel 9

Welcome to Coburg - Fabian from Columbia. Quite a handy player !

WAR - South Side gets going and Loose Lips volume is turned up ! In steps Earn, in Jims absence, and takes over as the teams elder statesman. All we will say is that Capt. Chrissy was saying 'Come back Jim ! All is forgiven'.
91 points to 3 was the final score -South Side now lead 3/2.

Hope everyone has seen the table tennis on channel 31- We have had some good reports back !

15/7/11:Miao Miao returns to the Saturday training tomorrow - 10am to 1-30pm -only $12 with 7 coaches involved !

Another big night for the club - Standing room only. -Great to see some of our Super Stars training - Some of our top juniors have returned and the place was buzzing- 'The New Super Coach - Super Keen - Waiting for his Super Student ! But he was Super Silly- Taxi Tom was in Adelaide for the Aust AWD Champs. Craig's penalty ? Join in for a workout instead with David B & Percy.

Good Luck Karen Li- Oceania Champs - July 19 to 21 -Results will be on the ITTF Web Site. -Big day the 19th of July -Biagio (who now has won 3 Gold Medals at the Aussie Champs ) will be seen on the television on Hot Seat., with Eddie.

14/7/11:Well done David Brand -Section 1 results are up & running on the TTV Web Site

To see the Section 1 ladder and results go to - http://www.insports.com.au/ttv/coburg/
then click on Winter 2011 & Coburg pennant .

Kal has offered to do Section -but first we need others for all Sections.

The Friday night coaching group with MIAO MAIO  and Duncan 15 starts on Friday night 29th July - 6-15 to 8pm -Cost to students of all standard & ages will be $8 per session

Our new Media magnet - Biagio -is in the local newspaper in a good large sized article. Well done Alan Davidson for his work on this. Well Biagio is back in the news as of  12-15pm today. HE IS NOW THE AUSTRALIAN CHAMPION  in Singles and teams in his category at the AWD Australian championships being held in Adelaide.
In the local paper this week - he even ousted 'the Yap-15 & Craig from this weeks news article.

10/7/11:EXPLODING NEWS  the Ping Skills Classic is being organised -to be held on a Saturday evening at Coburg.
Huge prize money for the lucky 8 combatants.
And a pre qualifying event to be held the night before. More news as it comes to hand. WELL DONE JEFF & ALOIS

H-E-L-P required - Next Sunday the Annual Challenge -Coburg vs Yarrawonga  - 30 players or so battling it out. Followed by a BBQ/Luncheon. we need some help with the catering. the matches will run from 9-30 to 1pm but the hungry wolves will need some food ! If you can help out please see me or Craig at the club.
And the Yarrawonga Open in on in a couple of weeks. See me this week if you are intested in coming A car pool is being organised !

Saturday Squad ! Again the hall was full and alive- What an array of jnrs training- Anu & Atul- Dillon & Darcie- Catisia and Connor- Eric- Hayden & Ryan -Juniors from Mildura- Wangaratta & Marlow. -24 juniors in fact and a few Vic vet players mixed in with our locals. Might have had something to do with Miao Miao joining our coaching panel.

WAR - Series 6 - South side wins and the series is alive at 2 wins all.
Do we sorry for Jim ? not really! -he steps up to the mark after being abused all week for his efforts the previous Saturday. First point he plays - retireve a loop then BANG - Opponent hits the edge ! from that moment things got worse for the North side Captain -Terrific Tuan become Terrible Tuan - The train got flat tyres and 15 wasn't firing.  And then Miao steps up and loses to first time player Adam after he serves a Bomb she could not return.
Hmm! Wonder if it had something to do with the bat being in her left hand ? And where was the Sea Gull -Capt. one leg Lawrence (Seagulls -live near the water but come in land when the weather gets rough and heaps of these animals only have one decent leg ) Anyway South side was well led by Deputy of Vice Chris/Dave Kumar while one leg was again charming the lovely Suzie.

Why the late night call at 11pm ? Vic Vets Open today and a lady player left her bat at hte club on Tuesday night and only just discovered it missing  . Don't worry Deae Dee - your secret is safe.

9/7/11:David Brand has been working hard for the club during the past week. Now all the Section 1 results have been entered into the TTV web site. - the site contains the ladder & leading player lists -Check out
http://www.insports.com.au/ttv/coburg/ -  and click on “2011 Winter” in the drop down box headed ‘Season’ -Now all we need is players form the various sectons to offer to send in the results from their grade .

JOHN PATTISON  - been giving me heaps for years. Well now it is my turn old mate ! -A visit to the club from from Magnificent Maria -the little darling you call the 'Ayatollah!' It seems Mr. Patto's favourite pass time is laying on the couch in front of the TV with the remote in hand. Oblivious to the work being done by the good lady! -He manages to ' micro manage people' . & as for his Golf Career. the only time he gets out of bed early - is at 6am  on a Golf day. He does not get out of bed to help feed the kids or to get them ready for school. Even taking the kids to school is a chore.
There is more to tell yet ! - maybe some flowers & chockys as a peace offering might be required Mr. Patto ?  -guess who will bring Joseph to the next training session?. I bet Patto does the family thing .
And by the way -Nick Bartone was training very hard with the kids at the training camp. He was told by a reliable source (Patto himself)- that Patto's back was in a bad way so he could not drive or play. Funnily enough it was Patto who bought Joseph to the club on Thursday - but could not come again on Friday because he was working .

Saturdays WAR  -Miao Miao  & just maybe a visit from Jeff Plumb -Saturday Squad- 10 am to 1-30pm  -training for everyone

Holiday camp  -Great week with a daily average attendance of 23 students

 BIAGIO - Off to Adelaide. AWD Champs - and he booked the flights for himself & Taxi Tom - Flying home with Tiger & isn't Taxi making a noise about it- He is concerned they might have to walk home !  -And Biagio - Will be seen with Eddie on Channel 9's Hot Seat -Tuesday 19th July

Adolf- Quite a discussion going on between him and his team mate. All over the team name - Slovenia according to Adolf -but to David-Chris it should be the ancient spelling of Slovenija. I didn't think I was going to leave the club as these 2 gentlemen could not agree on the team name- Then when Yugoslavia was thrown into the ring, we nearly reached for the fire extinguisher to cool things down.
But Dave did throw me a gem !- 'I just had a great win over a great player. But I forget his name.'

Who is the fishing expert ? None other than Belgin. the bigger the name, the bigger the catch obviously. Taxi Tom & Dancing Donlon just to name 2. Tease them is her tactic- give them a sniff of victory then beat them 11/9 in the 5th set.

Who's a coach ? Not Craig - according to him. He is coaching for the 5 days at our camp. He coached Dillon last night before coaching Eric & Hayden. Taxi Tom is a student and George Dim. gets coached a couple of times a week by Craig ( Hitting partner says Craig- And I give him a few pointers )- then the media magnet Biagio got a bit of a lesson from the man who hates coaching.

WHAT AN AMAZING SPORT - 5 training camps being held in Melbourne this week. We had 19 kids on Monday - & 15 on Tuesday & Wednesday. -Today  - a few more extras with Miao Miao joining the coaching panel.

Hey Jim  ! How's your week ? The North Sides team Captain, asked him to pack his bags & be too busy to play on Saturday. Nothing personal it was just that Jim cost the team 60 points last match.  During pennant he knocked over the umpys stand, which landed with a loud crash. even disturbed the quiet one, Mick Tomlinson, who in turn gave Jim an ear full, for making a disturbance. then Chris Yap bit back and landed his best win -over Khiem -which left Jim to play at 2 all against one of his toughest opponents, Hai truong. Jim eventually won in 5 sets but covered covered more ground than Burke & Wills.

Thanks for all the feed back re Super League at Coburg on television- Channel 31 -3pm with only a couple more episodes left to show in the current series.

Yarrawonga challenge on Sunday week !  -After the match we christen the new BBQ.

STILL SOME VACANCIES FOR THE TRIP TO CHINA- September is the preferred option -E Mail me and i will forward info about the club in China our players will train at.

5/7/11:Day 2 of the camp  - Barak will join our group  -Yesterday saw 19 students train very hard.

Poor Peter Peart - orders a Poweraide and hands over $5-20 & says " I know what I am doing ! I gave you $5-20 so give me 2 bucks change.  So I called out to Craig 'what's the price of Powerade ?' - $3-30 -which it has been all year.  So then Peter checked out hte sign in the canteen before walking away mumbling ' I know when I am licked'.  Never did get the deena  though.

4/7/11:Day one of our Holiday training Camp -Coaches to include Brian Berry -Percy Wei Lu & Craig Carter -12-30pm to 4pm

COBURG vs YARRAWONGA - Challenge is on again -At Coburg on Sunday the 17th July- 10am to 1pm
We need 18 players to put their hands uup to represent up.
So far confirmed - Craig-Duncan-Collin M -Angelo T- Chrissy J - Kay - Eric -Hayden-John A- Shaun-Mark P - Paul L.
Contact me now ! Spots are filling quick - BBQ  to follow for all contestants.!

Good to see our country members in Action - Warnambool - Darcie Morton winner Under 15 & 15 girls events. Good wins/results to Dillon Chambers from Mildura- & Sunday saw Albury's Sarah & Jarryd Tormie here at Coburg training hard.

AWD - latest world rankings released (remember our players are in different sections)
Biagio World number 45 - Andrew Browning - World number 41 - Rosalie Turnbull -World Number 42 - Mick Tomlinson World Number 38 - David Rodgers -World Number 48  -WELL DONE TO ALL AND THE GROUPS COACH ALOIS ROSARIO

Dead man walking - According to Tax Tom - Biagio the Beaut -Lost the rubber strip off the Taxi beloved Ball Picker Upper -the Elite version. But ! the little man found the piece of rubber in the car park & says Taxi lost it ! Taxi tom not amused and he was last seen washing the rubber strip before attaching it to his ball picker upper. Pity help any one who scratches it !

3/7/11:Just been confirmed- MIAO MIAO  to coach at the camp on Thursday - 12 noon to 4-30 pm.

WAR -Series 6 & South side go to battle under the leadership of Capt. Number 5. Lawrence did not last long as leader and Mr turn coat -I have played at more clubs than John Farnham -   David -Chris Kumar took over the mantle of Captain. And what a job he did -South Side won by 85 points. We had the unusual situation where the players heckled the audience, after a poor decision gave bonus points to the South side.
After the match, Eric was interviewed and he was quick to point the finger at Earn for losing too many points. Actually he blamed the train for losing the match. Eric feels that Earn should take the role as one of the teams premier players, a bit more seriously.

2/7/11:SATURDAY SQUAD TODAY - No Miao Miao as she is playing in Warnambool but who is bigger in table tennis than Brian Berry ?  Brian will join Earn Chew -Percy Lu & Dunan on the coaching panel -Still only $12 from 10 to 1-30pm

1/7/11:Kenneth -Goes for a running loop - his signature shot -the Octopus - both hands riase - one leg lifts -the other leg sort of jumps  -Arms and legs everywhere. When he lands, what does he see ?  -CC -JC & MD  -All doing the Octopus ! A new fan club is being born.
Talking about Maurice -
He was heavily involved in a conversation with Trevor. Trouble was that it was a one way conversation. Trevor was having trouble with the cold and as a result his mouth would not work properly.  Words were coming out OK but Maruice could not understand what they were.

Saturday squad this week - Try to beat this lot of coaches any where in Australia at one time ?
Miao Miao - Brian Berry- Earn Chew - Duncan 15 & Percy Wei. Add in Keith Keane and the others - What a Smorgasboard we will dish up this week.  10am to 1-30pm  Only $12 for the session.

The School Holiday camp commences on Monday -
12-30 pm to 4pm - Only $15 per day. Mondays coaching list will include Brian Berry & Percy Lu.

CHANNEL 31 On Saturday  - 3pm this week Super League and what a Super Series it has been. Only several more weeks left in the current series. Love your feed back about the quality and the matches.

A few mixed up pennant results -One player not complaining is Bruce B - He loses 2 matches and goes up 3 places on the leading player list.  He is being blamed for the wrong scores being written on the team score sheet !

Lucky no one is privy to the banter being thrown around by members of the top team in Section 1. A player who goes by the name of 15 wants to play every match on the centre court. the B P Brand team feels they are the top team and want equal billing.
Just who will play on the sacred court this week ?

Long distance phone call ? -All the way from court 8 to the front desk- Personally I like Jungle style calls- Front desk to court 2 to court 1 to court 6 to the back courts. Message can get messed up sometimes is the disadvantage.

30/6/11:tWhat's happening at the club to our Super Stars ?
First Jim - with the 'Peter Peart' bandages  - Then Peter goes one better - with the Stockings- Lawrence one leg- hobbling - Craig hurts a shoulder after a session or 2 with 'Little Li' Be Phu back attacks have been frequent this year & now the man who makes the floor shake on every Fore hand drive has done the Hamstring.
Is any one still standing ?

OK Own Up -What happened last Spring ? - Congratulations Stefano -Your wife is due to have a baby in 2 week times. That makes the count 7 Coburg players wives having babies within a month of each other .
Maybe David B or 15 might be next ?

29/6/11: A glitch in the system and we have now lost 2 weeks of info. -Super League -Channel 31 on Saturday 3pm. -Contact us and let us know what you think ?

China trip -in Mid September for 2 weeks if we have enough interest - Chrissy -Mike & Catisia already replied.

Note the new players at the club - A former top 20 player from New Zealand - A grade player from Launceston and a Whitttlesea A grade player all wandered in for a hit. Chrysler (a top state ranked player) might also join our pennant this season.
Watch out for the lefty from DV - Claimed some good scalps recently & might also be playing soon at Coburg.

WAR  - South side down 2 zip & suddenly Capt Lawrence has a sore knee - Loose lips now - Peg leg.

2 second hand tables are available -see me at the club  -$150 for a good stiga comp table (grey top)

Training camp starts next Monday - $15 per day coaches to include Percy, Brian Berry, Duncan 15 and Craig will be assisting every day of the camp. Dillon is here for the camp  and already some other good players have indicated they are attending.

Saturday squad - Again this Saturday Miao Miao will be one of the coaches.
Miao joins forces with Duncan to take the revamped Friday night sessions- $8 per student -6-15pm to 8pm starting 29 July.

Ping Skills hosting a top 8 player tournament Saturday 6th of Ausgust. 8 top players to play this special event to be held at Coburg

14/6/11:Next Saturday  -Channel 31 -Table Tennis Super League
If you like it why not send channel 31 an e mail - Our sport needs as much promotion as possible.
Looks like we better start work on Super League 2011.

12/6/11:CRIKEY-BY GOLLY-BY GEE- COBURG TABLE TENNIS SUPER LEAGUE ON THE TV

Saturday afternoon - 3-30pm -30 minutes of Round 1 of Super league. -players included Earn Chew -Danny Semmler -Melissa Tapper - Be Phu Huynh & Khiem Luu- Commentary from Alois

It is a 6 week series and we thank Al & Phil Smith for their work and efforts -
I don't know if it will be on every Saturday or repeated during the week- Please check the TV guide.  HELP ? -Anyone know how to install an antenna in the club before next Saturday ?

WAR -The decider -Series 5 - A big lead to the North side then Enter the 'Train' -He got derailed and the South Side flew home to win the series 11/10.

Highlights included - Lawrence penalised for forgetting Percy's name- Sue's high 5 dance for winning a point - Hayden landing a ball right between Eric's eyes. Daveo - did not look like winning a point - & Dancing Donlon being out danced by ' Loose-Lips'.
Capt. Lawrence thanked Earn for his contribution. But his opponents declined to shake his hand

Jim - declared 'we were robbed' - & that Karen and Craig went AWOL so that the South side did not have enough 10 point players. He also thought it was lousy that his teams Captain was also missing.

So the 6 names on the Shield for Series 5 will be -David/Chris K - Zeeshan -Salman -Percy-Catisia & Loose -Lips

NOW THE ATTENTION TURNS TO MONDAYS ROUND ROBIN - 3 X divsions -$10 to enter -3-30pm start.

11/6/11:WAR -today -12-30pm THE DECIDER -Series 5 & the Pressure will be on 'The Chew Train & No Mercy Percy.

BIAGIO you Beaut. 'Now the Televsion star'- He met with Eddie -He chatted with Eddie -Then performed admirably on The Hot Seat. Well done Biagio, we look forward to seeing you on television. Didn't win the million bucks but give it a real shake.

10/6/11:GIRLS NIGHT OUT - While the new Queen of Coburg was strutting her stuff & controlling the main court, on the back blocks, Miao Miao was hitting ball after ball over the net.  Yes! the Aussie champs are on us and the girls were certainly focused. Karens session lasted 2 hours. Trent was the first challenger to be blown away. Craig joined in and although he fared a little better, he also was kicked by Karen. Then it was Percy's turn to step up to the mark.  The girl was in no mood to take prisoners. - Percy also left a beaten player. This years club championshps might see for the first time in its 60 years histroy, that a female player might actually be the number 1 seed.  If Miao re joins as a member the top 2 seeds might both be ladies. A

Add in Percy & Khiem Luu, the club championships in Spring will be wonderful.

9/6/11:LOTS OF NEWS -First off - THE CAT IS COMING !
No Karen Li for 5 weeks- Back to New Zealand for the Oceania trials- So here comes MIAO MIAO - She joins the Saturday squad from the 25th of June  -PLUS - A new Friday night squad -6-30 to 8pm  to replace the Development training squad.
Coaches will be Duncan Tu & MIAO MIAO- Commences Week 1 of Term 3 & Open to everyone- More new later on this exciting program

Shool Holiday Camp -
Monday 4th July to Friday 8th July- $15 per day - 12-30pm to 4pm - Coaches on various days to include- Brian Berry- Duncan 15- Craig Carter & Percy Lu Wei.
 

Next Monday  -Queens Birthday Tournament - 3 x Divisions - 3-30pm start. - $10 per person entry - CASH PRIZES.  -Enter Now.

Today -Trent and Percy train at 3-30- - then at 1/4 to 7 Karen & Trent - Just who will be standing at the end of this gruelling session ? - Look out Trent ! We saw  'The train' go head to head with Li the little flea- Looked like the Chew train was going up hill as everyting he slammed at the girl come back with purchase -No wonder he is 10 kg lighter since he joined our club. And  after the session - Karen was proud to have one bead of sweat on her forehead.

Pennant next Tuesday and a special guest appearance from Phil Davis - TTV and TTA board members- & father of Kyle !
2 weeks in Lawrence's team- We wonder if he will have the same hair do as Lawrence's last partner ?

S A T UR D A Y S -WAR - FINAL MATCH -Series 4 - the Decider.
Match is up to 120 - 5 bonus pionts - Best Chook dance pre match -Loose Lips vs Dancing Donlon
The TRAIN (north side) - No Mercy (south side) - back 15 points -every time they lose a point
3 match ups to start event- 3 points to the Winner- Spin match -Danh vs Lilly
One legged match - Lawrence vs Jim
Scream match - Catisia vs Chris.
12-30 start  -And what a match it will be. -The winning teams 6 players who played the most WAR matches during this series will have their names added to the WAR  Shield

Spare a thought for Des Jones.  A fall has left him battered & bruised- One eye doesn't open and he has scored more marks than he ever did at exam itme at school. Des has discovered that he no longer bounces when he falls.

6/6/11:During the 2nd week of school holidays, we will be visiting the Juvenile Detention Centre & play a bit of table tennis with some of the teenagers there. We have done this several times in the past and some of the state junior players to attend have been Nathan Van Hees -Eddie Cotter- Joel Thomas & Shane Edwards.  I will be taking up to 6 players  so please talk to me if you are interested. Just our small part in helping these guys.

QUEENS BIRTHDAY TOURNAMENT -  3 x divisions - CASH  prizes- $10 entry per person-- ENTER NOW !

Starts 3-30 pm - will be completed by 7pm. Large Round Robin Groups

NEXT THURSDAY NIGHT - TRENT & KAREN   -training together 

WAR-  SERIES tied at 10 all - Next Saturday the decider  -with bnus points and a few other rules to be announced

But 5 bonus points if North side can con Be Phu into playing. 5 bonus points for South side if they  can drag Michael Huang into the action  -No Karen next Saturday - So watch out Percy   -penalities headed your way  Dittto Chew train- Lose a point - team goes back 15 points gentlemen  -Oh and did I say ?  12-30 start and match will be up to 120 points for the decider.

5 bonus points for either team - before the match Lawrence vs Dancing Donlon - the best Chook dance !

More surprises to be announced.

4/6/11:Michael - No Longer - Just the Married Man  -Now it is DAD MICHAEL ! Congratulations to Judy & Michael on their Baby Girl.

DON'T FORGET next Thursday- afternoon then the evening 7pm  -the Training Session - Karen & Trent -Who will be the one standing at the end ?

WAR today 12-45pm 'The decider' Lawrence has a trick or 2 up his sleeve. Jim says I ain't gonna lose a point - 15 will be fabulous & Karen is on a mission.  Will be one the great matches today !

KAREN ( I aim to Kill everyone ) Li - A recent training session -Killer Kaz -Craigo - 15- Ended up Karen on one end of table -the boys ?  alternating. - But still left stuffed. So Plan B - Next session -Craig hits with Karen -Arm sore after a wihle and is replaced by the Chew Train ! - Who soon runs out of steam -and Earn has a sore arm so they send in Percy !- The girl at the end of the table ? left puzzled about the Coburg softies.

Plan C- this time send in the Mustang ! -He ended the session by saying - I'm taking you home -that is one way to get her off the table   -so now it is PLAN D- THURSDAY NIGHT- KAREN training with TRENT -- well worth watching. -The little white ball might just be saying OUCH!

31/5/11:I'M BACK ? - Well sort of - Got kicked out the hospital today but it will be a week at least before I am annoying everyone.

IN MY ABSENCE  -Let me say thanks to those who helped keep the club running - Kay -Shaun- Craig -Helen - Chrissy  -Duncan & anyone I missed  -To my visitors while I was locked up  - I enjoyed everyone that visited me-- Bit of a lonely place really - Your company was much aprreciated- To the people who called me -or Kay or Craig - or were genuinely interersted in my well being ! THANKS -And thanks Collin for keeping everyone informed via our web site. And the highlight of my stay in the Northern Hilton ?
Coburg club members come and visit 'Magna' . No need to ask how many ? -  15 of us crammed around my bed !

Well, hopefully it will be a long time before I have to be replaced again.

The leg ?  Still sore but on the improve .  - The Diabeties ? - Ask me in a couple of months. -The possible Heart Attack ? Was minor and still doing tests on this.-
So time for some quick news at the club -BALLARAT JNRS  - Under 18 Ladies Winner - CATISIA LIM - & Runner up Linda Huynh.

Pennant- Started very smoothly - WAR - a WIN to the South Side keeps Series 4 very interesting.

LLL ? (Loose Lips Latest ?) = How could that guy play Section 3 - Should be in Section 2  probably Section 1- Far too good for Section 3.  -So OK Lawrence -So Edward flogged you ? - No! I beat him but had to work hard !  -
Maybe this should read- Watch BP -Craigo - Chew Train, 15  & Married Man - I Am Coming to Get You Guys.

DONT FORGET - TRAINING CAMP FIRST WEEK OF HOLIDAYS AND A RIPPER EVENT ON QUEENS BIRTHDAY - MONDAY AFTERNOON -13TH JUNE. - See you guys on Saturday- I ain't gonna miss WAR  for 2 weeks running.

28/5/2011: Spent some time with Bruce this afternoon in the wards. He's in good spirits and improving daily but the doc's are still uncertain as to when they will unleash the big fella. Bruce is itching to get out, unsurprisingly he isn't overly inspired by the hospital food and is definitely over being used as a pin cushion.  Hang in there Bruce, won't be much longer.

26/5/2011: Few would argue that Bruce Carter is a big man in may ways, but he has been brought down at the moment by a little bug.  The big fella is currently layed up in hospital for a few days fighting off this bug.  We aren't expecting him out till next week at this point.  The Satuday training squad will go ahead as per usual.  Get well soon Bruce!

25/5/2011: Having trouble with your serves?  Check this youtube clip for some sure fire advice garanteed to win you points - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQJfXRPNMhQ&feature=feedrec_grec_index 

24/5/11:MONDAY 13th June -(Queens Birthday Weekend) Tournament on the Monday starts at 3-30 pm   - 3 x Divisions - $10 entry per division -Big Round Robin Group matches   -Entries are now being taken  - Divison 1 entries include MICK WARR & CRAIG CARTER

Poor Jim K - the first 2 people he bumped into at the club said' Cost your team 25 points in WAR Jim' - To think that they used to simply say Hello!

Yarrawonga & Albury tournament entry forms can be found at the club- Great if our members can support the country clubs .
And Yarrawonga has a BACK TO YARRAWONGA on the 19th of August. Everyone is invited.

Pennant Starts tonight - New faces include - Danh Nguyen- June Truong- Belgin Bennet-Jeremy Jones-Shane Silvio & Madhu Kotmalla

21/5/11:2011 CLUB LEGENDS  ! Welcome Alois ! He joins Dennis Makaling as the 2011 Inductee into the Hall of Fame as a Club Legend. Keith Keane completes the trio as the 2nd Winner of the Hall of Fame Service Award winner - All 3 Gentlemen have their Photos on the Hall of Fame Wall.

Why 2 Legends this year ? -12 people voted and it was a tie betwen Alois & Dennis - Both men are worthy winners.

HUSH IT IS A SECRET ! Kit has returned from Ireland 10 years older - He is now in his 50s and does not want anyone to know !Happy 50th Kit - we wont tell anyone

BIAGIO - He ripped Darwin apart and bought home many medals- Now it is time to aim higher. Backed by his coach Trevor, he is off to vbisit channel 9 soon. WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE  is his next challenge.

Great to have Mark Smythe pop in for a visit. Pity he could not stay for WAR.
WAR was pretty tame -
Both team Captains were absent. Captain Karen took control of the South side while 15 was in charge of his 14 players.
The only real excitement came when Jim served a fault -It cost his team 25 points.
Still North side was too good & took a 9/8 lead in the series.
Then the Doubles were played - 10 tables all full with players on the side lines. At the end it was a case of Bill Who -on top table and only come in to watch his kid. Some good fore hand winners there Bill. John Wright from Yarrawonga did much better than on his last foray into this form of play. Last time he could not get off the bottom table, but he was better prepared this time. Plus he had 2 mates ready to can him should his form drop off. Esfand played the Doubles comp for the first time. He had no idea of tables during training. He was even worse during top table. We suggest he purchase a GPS  for his next visit. Could not find a table at all. And this was without trying to find table 15.

More special excitement at the club tomorrow afternoon. Pop in early and witness it first hand.

Interpreter required, says Cub reporter Chris. He found Lucky Lawrence checking out the Tee Shirts. 'Assistant tee shirts ? Whats that mean ?- No Lucky ! try -Assorted tee shirts.

TALKING ABOUT TEE SHIRTS - A special Shirt - Medium size - Butterfly -Redan Bay on collar  - TRENT CARTER  on the back - It was made for the TTV Super League -It is on sale for only $40.oo

Saturday squad  - Entree - Duncan 15 is back ! - Main course- Karen Li is back -Icing on the cake -BRIAN BERRY at Coburg squad today -DELICIOUS

20/5/11:Craigs birthday bash. A few people gathered, eating the birthday cake. 'Mustang' says his good byes, departs but rushes back in. Could not leave without doing this - Had to give Craig a big cuddle. Personally I think a card was a nicer option.

19/5/11:A peaceful night . All tables being used when suddenly the sound of the ping pong balls is drowned out by the tinkering of pots and pans being belted. Well, thats what we thought it was. No ! it was the Beaut, with all the medals banging together as he made his entrance into the club.  Marched onto 15s court where he was training, waved like 'the Queen' to anyone who looked his way. Even if you didnt know him -you got medals shoved under your nose.

But the truth of the matter - Biagio you Beaut - We are all proud of your achievements as we are for all the Coburg players who dominated the Arafura Games in Darwin.

A little bird ?Just informed us that KIT  has just turned 50  - Hope he brings in the cake this Saturday for the training squad !

18/5/11:TRAINING CAMP - Monday 4th July to Friday 8th July - 12-30pm to 4pm - Coaches to include at various times -Wei Percy Lu - Karen Li & Brian Berry
$20 per day - But $15 a day if paid in advance

Congratulations to the Grand Final Winners
Khiem -Hai & Danny - James & Jamie -Elio & Lino - Ed & Helen - Salman & Zeeshan & Peter & Derek
A protest regarding last Saturdays WAR.  -Unsporting behaviour from the North side Vice Captain. Capt Lawrence will take the defeat on the chin, but the world record of minus 13 at the end of the match, he wants deleted.. His team was unfairly distracted by Mr Dancing Donlons 'Clown Cut'. The shocking hair do could not be the result of a bad hair dresser as claimed by Mr Donlon.  Mr. Lim claims the hair do is an absolute mess ! and this is from a man who partnered a Pea Cock last season.

17/5/11:Only the great man ! -Flies home from Darwin  - on the 15th of course -& His first match interstate- table 15 - Yes ! Even Darwin knows of this man
And check out the Port Melbourne area- Sign says - Beach no 15. Does he really have a private beach ?

So how did the Coburg players go in Darwin ? Biagio -Gold & a heap of medals - Gold to Taxi Tom & a swag of others- Silver to 15 - Medals of all colors to Rosalie- Andrew & David Rodgers.  -WELL DONE GUYS - Wear them to the club on Sunday

TRAINING CAMP - Monday 4th July to Friday 8th July - 12-30pm to 4pm - Coaches to include at various times -Wei Percy Lu - Karen Li & Brian Berry
$20 per day - But $15 a day if paid in advance

16/5/11:The Karen influence continues. Saturday squad numbers are good. 20 juniors this Saturday. And Karen returns next Saturday as does Mr 15.
A great session is planned. 10am next Saturday $12 per person

Richard is one guy who loves our squad. He lives in Armadale in NSW.  Some 1200 Kilometres from Melbourne. He visited his son, joined in the squad then delayed his departure one day so that he could get a 2nd session in. Hope you have something to show the Armadale residents,.

Important dates - Sunday 4th September -We need 27 players to represent us against Yarrawonga. All standards, just let us know that you can represent the club on this day.

David K -Alias Chris -Wants more people to know his name - Walking around with a sausage roll with sauce spelling out Chris on the Sausage Roll.

WAR   -VERY CLOSE - North side 91 - South side -13. North now lead series 4 - 9/8

:12/5/11:COBURG  -Stand and applaud -BIAGIO you BEAUT. - Bronze Medal Arafura games- & New OCEANIA Champion.
the little man with the BIG  heart !   We luvs yu son!

Our own 15 is in the Doubles final  -We asked him 'who is your partner ? and his reply - New Caladonia. -He has a new country supporting him now.

The Chew Trains secret is out. His secret to longevity. A bucket full of the sweet suggary sticks- Shake them then pour the contents down the throat. For the kids he said followed by ' I love them'.

Helen Li - Parks the car after 10 attempts- Slithering the car backwards and forwards like a snake. Parks as close as possible to the entrance. Hops out of car & discovers she has parked in the middle of the car park - in her words - NO STRIPES  (white lines ) When asked what is she driving ? Maybe she is related to the lady whose car broke down in a park with over 1000 cars. RACV asked her what sort of car is she driving ? -she replied 'A Yellow one''

Clem from Keenagers and a popular man around our club has had surgery. A growth has been removed from the prostate. He should be home later this week & back at the club  in the near future.

Aaron Had not won a match in pennant -But has never been beaten in the trash talk department.

11/5/11:HURRIYET  -From Keenagers is now out of Hospital after having her shoulder operated on last Sunday. 6 weeks now before she can drive the car.

Karens training with 15 and Craig has been fantastic. Now she is in Sydney training with Trent. Once he recovers- (4 weeks) he will be at Coburg for a couple of days training before the nationals.

KAREN LI has already made a great contribution to our Saturday squad . But maybe everyone does not know her ?
A visitor to the packed club last Saturday asked ' Is that Percy Wei Lu ? 'No! that is Karen Li.  Oh ! So we pointed out Percy and then he asked ' Where is Earn Chew ? No this is one man who reads our web site . But how come he did not ask who is the great 15 ?

SUMMER PENNANT SEMI FINALS NIGHT
Some great matches - Chris Yap great win over Earn Chew- Lawrence's big win over Jamie. James fighting spirit against Lawrence. All 3 matches were won duece in the 5th set. Catisia and Chris' good win in Section 4. Jim K altthough he lost he played a geat match against the Train.
How about Lawrence ? - Always checks the score in WAR -Makes sure the maths add up -Yet he takes a drink break at 11 all. The rules for everyone except Lawrence is to take a break every 6 points.

9/5/11:2011 SPRING PENNANT at Coburg- 2011 HALL OF FAME LEGEND - DENNIS MAKALING  to play the Pennant.

WHAT A DAY ! - So lets run through the event on this special day
TREVOR  -
Arrives but has been soaked. Wanders up and says - My pants are wet - And they have expanded ! -So we place him under the heater in an attempt to stop the expanded pants fall down and become expanded sox !

the LADIES ! Does anyone really know how much work goes on behind the scenes for these events ? 2 ladies who do are CHRISSY & KAY - They wish I shut my trap as everytime I do and mention a function -they know it means a lot of work for them. Cakes -Sandwiches -prepare things - clean up -& I get the pat on the back !
Can't forget Craig- Hie is the roadie for all of the club functions.
PRISCA - More of her delicious cakes & of course she helps with the promotion/advertising
BETTY ! And didnt she look swell. I saw her a month ago and the difference was staggering. Hope you enjoyed the day my lady!

the EVENT ! Shahim opened proceedings with 2 songs on his Sax. We had Len accept the 2011 Hall of Fame Service Award on behalf of KEITH KEANE.
Caroline & John Appelbee
gave us a tribute to music and dance from the past 50 years.  - DENNIS MAKALING - Awarded - CLUB LEGEND status and joins Jim Kilderry- Leigh Pascoe & Nadia Bisiach  IN THE COBURG TTCs HALL OF FAME.
Table Tennis -
Was actually played on the day - Demonstrations from some of our Juniors -Seniors and Veterans. Craig & Jamie played in the dark ! Karen used a small bat and a monster ball. Dennis was involved in a 3 way match -Winner of a point stays on the court- Percy was there with Jim and Brian Berry and can we ever find a way of keeping Earn Chew out of the action. Including a live interview while playing !- But being Mothers Day.  the star of the court was KICK Ass KAREN LI !
And Betty
made her entrance onto the court ! A lovely speech from Lois McConnell - Emotional words from Frank Kovacs and a very happy audience.
WAR completed the day. Dancing Donlon played the rally of the day in Jeans and Shoes. Dennis and Earn went Head to Head in a Spin around match. Karen & Dennis were sort of tied up & Jim excelled as Captain of his team.

the AUDIENCE - Included - Please forgive me for missing some names here - Betty's family- Coburg ttc family- the life members brigade - Len B -Peter F - Jim K and we welcomed back Ken Holman. Steve and Joy Pascoe - Dot Sanders- Pam Tait -Adolf and Maria- Des Jones- Lois & Nick McConnell - Prisca & Eric -John Alder- Coburg ttc Club President - & Angelo Tabone.  -Again I apologise if I missed your name. 

 Max Lim from Melb Uni is doing his PhD in physiotherapy and his research is on neck pain on table tennis players. He needs 9 more table tennis players to volunteer for his search, they must be between 18-65 years old. Unfortunately there is no pay or any other type of incentive, he needs to do a test (which will only take 20 mins) in his lap at Melb Uni and he would be very grateful for your time to help him with his research. If anyone is keen to help out please do approach Helen at the club.

8/5/11:BETTY KOVACS day -Betty will be at the club to say hi to her old friends -2011 Legend - Admitted into the Clubs Hall of Fame -Service Award presented  
Entertainment includes - SHAHIM  - Saxaphone to perform q numbers- Caroline & John to present their fabulous routine - a Super match-The 3 player challenge
and heaps of other matches -Karen Li will pop in as will Brian Berry- Earn the Chew train & Wei Percy Luu current Club champion
a Super day for a super lady

WAR  a big win to the North Side led by Jim Kilderry and his doctors certificate. 8 wins all now in Series 4.

16 Juniors today at the Squad training. A huge number of players training today  -It seems Karen Li is the flavour of the month and why shouldn't she be !
Combined with Percy - Chew train - 15 and others - we have a great array of coaches and some wonderful talent coming through.

7/5/11:Will keep the site updated as soon as I hear how Hurryet is !

Today ! 12-30 today special event -a must see followed by WAR

Jim has found a real friend ! His doctor !  An operation meant that Yes ! He can play WAR right hand but not allowed to play any points left handed.
I wonder what the Doctor says about -Spin around matches or playing with shoe laces tied together ?Is he allowed to be DISTRACTED  ?

Betty Kovacs day tomorrow - 3pm to 4-30pm -A great afternoon is planned

Anyone want to be Paul C's partner ? He has had 3 of them and none have lasted longer than 2 matches .

TTV Vice President has just discovered his mates real name ! Chris .

5/5/11:Lance and Loose Lips made the Finals  -Section 2 players ! you all deserve to be sacked

Finals matches are in the Pennant section of this Web Site

3/5/11:BETTY KOVACS DAY - This Sunday 3pm to 4-30 pm - Fun events - Members admitted into our Hall of Fame & meet Betty in Person

Akrams brother Paul has contacted us on behalf of the Moreland Bicycle Users group. Some Lucky Coburg table tennis club members/ club users  might be able to win a push bike - Several clauses  - but good luck everyone  

The criteria is that recipients must
  • not currently own a bicycle
  • live in the City of Moreland
  • commit to riding the bicycle at least twice per week and completing an online diary of use
  • be available for a simple 10min fitness test at the start and end of the project

People can read about the project and apply here. (there going quick so dont spare the horses)



The Summer Pennant season is over and the finals begin next week -Good luck to all teams in the finals

1/5/11:Final training for the PPP program players before the Arafura Games to be held in Darwin. Mick Taxi Tom was early and did the warm up -Biagio hit a few balls over the net between naps and 15 was fabulous as always. But the coach !  On hand in Thongs (the one you wear on your feet) Limping around>
We were worried that a mid life crisis had hit. A Motor bike accident - and the HUNS motor bike club house - for goldern oldies is only a kilometre away. And this club does have a Doctor member and other business men but no table tennis coach! Alois assures us that all that went wrong was that he could not start Mathews motor bike and he lost a battle with the kick start mechanism. Left his with a sad and sorry damaged big toe.

40 players Saturday training -Including Stretch Chilcott who once a victory over Trent in pennant !  Duncan (15) years ago

30/4/11:WAR - North side too good and now only trail -7 wins to 8. -Karen Li ? what happened today ? did she win a point ?
SATURDAY SQUAD   - a huge number of players -And in WAR who would believe that the guy leaning into the court making the most noise during the 'noise point' was none other then Jimbo !

FIRST MEETING FOR SUPER LEAGUE 2011 - Still waiting for a few thnings regarding Super League but laready it looks like being Super Dooper League.
TO START IN AUGUST - SUNDAY AFTERNOONS  4pm start -(when no Tournaments are on in Victoria) 2x senior  player teams  & 1 local junior in each team.

A NEW FORMAT -  which will be great - Players will be invited this coming week -12 players -& 6 juniors.
COMPANIES ARE INVITED TO COME ON BOARD !  WINNING TEAMS - Guaranteed $100  each senoir team member -$50 for Winning junior in the team
Cash for Runners Up.  New Tee shirts for each player with  Interesting names on the back !

BETTY KOVACS  day -let us know if you plan on coming ?  -got some great action planned-Percy vs Karen vs Earn -- What a great match up !

29/4/11:Watch out for the new kid on the block ! Danh Nguyen is our next great thing !.

Spoke to Tony Mac The Keenagers President who is having another visit to his favourite Motel ? called the John Fawkner Hospital. He should be allowed out this afternoon unless the laughing fit causes some problems. The subject of the laugh ? None other than our own Irene !  (You will have to read Keenagers to find out what she did this time)

the BETTY KOVACS AFTERNOON - Sunday 8th May3pm to 4-30pm  -Can you please send an e mail via our web site if you plan on attending. We are after a rough idea of numbers.. thanks !

Pistol Pete - All guns blazing pre season  - Come match time  -the Old Pop Gun returns. How about the early form of Jikara and Alex .  But poor Mark P has had a torrid time trying to go back to back in the leading players stakes

Never seen a match stopped because of this ? -
Bob S has Aaron running from side to side. Suddenly the match stops. Ripped shorts the official reason. So players have to wait around until a new pair of shorts could be purchased. It seems that one of our players prefers the no undies look ? and look it was once the shorts were torn.

Who are the 2 members in need of glasses ? Where is Craig we aere asked ? - Playing on court 7 - then Mr Yap walked up looking for 15 . Dunc was on court 7 hitting with Craig !

27/4/11:MONDAY 13th June -(Queens Birthday Weekend) Tournament on the Monday starts at 3-30 pm   - 3 x Divisions - $10 entry per division -Big Round Robin Group matches

$75 for Winner of Division 1- Cash Prizes - Winner & Runner Up -Divison 2 & 3 - COST $10 per division - $8 if entered early.

STILL SEVERAL PLACES LEFT IN THE COMING WINTER PENNANT - Better be quick  to enter !

MANY THANKS TO DAVE THOMPSON -President Coburg RSL - for delivering a moving Anzac Day Tribute.

Trevors partner in the Keenagers Doubles Shoot Out ? Him says Trevor as he points out to the guy whose name he did not know.  Biagio is the very guy Trevor hits with most Sundays at the PPP training. Same event and Club President in the Doubles comp calls out I won !

Andrew B in Pennant - was excited that he nearly beat Peter. Yeh ! really close- the score card said it all -Peter won 3 sets to nil.

26/4/11:SPECIAL EVENTS - Betty Kovacs at the club on Sunday 8th of May & A special Event to be announced soon in conjunction with Ping Skills.
Great news to announced soon regarding Super League at Coburg featuring our own Super Stars & tonights feature matches include -
Khiem vs Craig & Percy vs Michael & 15. Abdul makes his Section 1 debut and we welcome back Srikanth & Gordan to competition.

THIS WEEK AT COBURG -  Junior training is back - 6pm to 7-30pm on Thursday and on Friday night -Coaching  with Duncan 6-30pm for the Devolpment Squad.

MONDAY 13th June -(Queens Birthday Weekend) Tournament on the Monday starts at 3-30 pm   - 3 x Divisions - $10 entry per division -Big Round Robin Group matches
$75 for Winner of Division 1- Cash Prizes - Winner & Runner Up -Divison 2 & 3 - COST $10 per division - $8 if entered early.

Easter Monday afternoon -
Training hard was Duncan 15 & David Brand. Shaun was blocking for James. So the question was asked. 'Who will end up with the wettest shirt ?' 2 hours later and it was not Shauns, as his was still dry.  Davids comment' You are obviously fitter than me Shaun ! 'To which Shaun replies, That is quite true.

Noel H - is gong to tell his mate Bob H that we now have in stock a rubber he always liked using. The problem was getting Noel to remember the name of the rubber Rapid D techs from Tibhar ! 'I wont forget ' says Noel. Thats what worries me !So an hour later I ask him the name of the rubber. - Tee Ha he says. And the first letter ? M he replies 'am I close ? - Just take the rubber and show might be the best option.

25/4/11:ANZAC DAY  - Club opens at 3-30pm today.
TUESDAY - A special ANZAC Day ceremony performed by the COBURG RSL 11am - The club will open at 9am and close around 1pm -then Re open for Pennant.

Easter Classic at MSAC- Some great results include James lew Winner Under 15s - Duncan Tu -AWD singles winner - Craig -Open Sem finalist.
James & Jamie have been selected in the Victorian B team for the Australian Under 21 championships.

DAVID (Chris) Kumar - On the way to club passes Chris L - but decides he needs the excercise before Saturday training. So David let him walk !
Later in the day we had to wash a slippery floor -So put David up the damp end with the words just block ! for a few minutes. I turn around and BANG -David is kissing the floor -He forgot about the dont move bit .

IRONY !
Mike Tierney
has frequented our club 3 times in recent times. This is great for us - but the question is why ?  His mate Ian Mitchell has decided that he wants new runners. MSC is too dear so why not send Mike on a mission. Does not matter that Mke lives just as far from Coburg as Ian does.  Miek picks up shoes - comes back a couple of days later -returns them and takes different pairs . in between visits Mikes car gets washed and the boot leaks - so the shoe boxes are now worse for wear, so  Mike has to buy special plastic shoe boxes & return the shoes red faced.  Finally the problem is solved, he has the right shoes so it is off to MSAC for a hit with Ian and to give him his new shoes. MSAC is booked out -Easter Classic so 'the lights come on' -Ian says -lets go to Coburg, and I can also pay for the shoes. Of course it is Mike's duty to call on his phone to pre book the court & guesss who paid the table hire ?

Special tournament planned for Queens Birthday on the Monday Holiday -1pm start -3 x divisions -$10 entry per division - big round robin groups. Cash prizes all sections. Open to anyone - $75 to winner of Section 1.

24/4/11:COBURG TABLE TENNIS CLUB  is Saddened by the news that BOB LEE from St. Kilda cricket ttc & Simpson Clothing, has passed away
Bob has been a regular to our club & has played the Christmas Comp many times and entered the Australia day challenge.
He was a keen supporter of our sport and a major sponsor. We don't have any details of Funeral Arrangements as of yet.

BOB LEE - R.I.P.

WAR - A big win to the North Side but they still trail 8 wins to 6.

Easter Monday the club will open from 3-30pm
Tuesday - 11am Coburg RSl will deliver a special Anzac Day ceremony at our club.

22/4/11:NEXT TUESDAY - Keenagers is on - some tables are available for members- 11 AM  COBURG RSL President will present a Special Anzac Day ceremony
Pleae support our club if you live nearby and witness this emotional service

GOOD FRIDAY TOURNAMENT - 18 players - Winners - Jamie Champin & Mark Pengilley  - Runner s Up -Craig &  Eric Choi

3-30 pm  - Good Friday tournament Only $5 pp to enter  -Loads of matches.

PENNANT   -nearly filled !  -thanks everyone
Section 1- David Brand & Be Phu join forces
Sect 2 -Welcome back Srikanth & Madhu
Sect3-Danh from Adelaide makes his debut
Sect 4- Kamal has a new partner !
Sec 5- Biagio you beaut !
Sec 6- Davo is back !

EASTER OPENING HOURS-
Good Friday - 9 to 12-30 - Social - members welcome - 3-30pm open for practice - 4pm to 6-30 Tournament $5 per person -6-30 to 10 pm Club open as normal
Saturday Squad - 10 am to 1-30pm - Club Open as Normal 1-30 to 6pm
Sunday Open 1pm to 6pm
Easter Monday - I wil open at 3pm if enough interest - might cost you an Easter Egg ! -We close at 10pm on Easter monday

22/4/11:What an impact Ms. former world number 70 has made- COACHING at Camp and at Saturday squad .
Players/students impressed and hasn't she accepted the concept of WAR ? -Even been swept off her feet by the North side -who picked her up & tied her shoe laces together. Mondays training with Craig -Had a club full of peope watching intently - And Yes !  He is still sore 3 days later.
15 -did a warm up with the girl - His thoughts ? I am knackered before the match
Everyone now knows tihs lady - although one guy did have problems - MASOUD - 'Whats your name ? - KL -Karen  - BC - Masoud, this is the great Karen Li   Masoud -'Wonderful I feel honoured' Now! whats your name ?

The final Karen Comment -Her match with Khiem Luu - Probably the best match ever played at Coburgs local pennant. Khiem Luu - Take a bow ! Never seen him hit as hard. Karen ! -You showed us mere mortals how to accept defeat.

Love is in the AIR ! -Many thanks to the lady who sent me 3 text messages explaining her love for me - I did not know my name is Luke !
Akram - A new baby is due - Which would make 3 kids under 12 months. -Sounds like Hard Work to me.
Michael & Judy -Baby also due fairly soon
Sravanthi & Srikanth - Another future Coburgian -Due in September  - Congratulations all !
Now all we need is another Train or Tu - 15 to have 14 - And Jim " Any plans for the future ?

20/4/11:ANZAC DAY  ceremony will again be performed by the COBURG RSL -TUESDAY 26HT APRIL

Come to the club in the morning - have a hit and witness a truly emotional short service !

An event in Sydney featuring Trent & Paul Pinkewich - Check out the advert for it

http://www.noiseinternational.com/ping-pong/

This is something that our sport has been screaming out for-

WINTER PENNANT - only 6 places left.

TOURNAMENT -GOOD FRIDAY  - 4pm start - $5 entry.

THE GOOD AND THE BAD !
THE GOOD - Has a local pennant match ever been of higher standard of what we witnessed tonight ?  Thanks Karen and Khiem  -that was one hell of a match. Can't wait for the re match. - Special mention - 15 vs Craig & Chris Yap vs Liao

THE BAD ! - 2 rubbish bins outside the door -& in between both, I am picking up rubbish off the ground at 11pm.

19/4/11:HALL OF FAME ?  A special player to be entered into the clubs hall of fame on Sunday  the 8th May at the Betty Kovacs tribute day

TONIGHT - Don't go anywhere except Coburg Table tennis centre. WHY? - because THE TANK  -Khiem Luu will be playing the INVINCIBLE - KAREN LI !

talking about Karen - the best training session I have seen at Coburg - which attracted the attention of every person at the club tonight.  Her practice partner Craig - I have never seen him train so hard - he kept low and belted ball after ball  and Karen just kept getting them back ! - More of the same from 6pm tonight before Karens debut at Coburgs pennant.

Trent ? he won the St Georges Open on the weekend - Defeating Kiet Tran for the 2nd time in a row. Also won the Mens Doubles and the mixed with his training partner Sonny from Korea, who is every inch as good as Karen.
So gentlemen the secret is out -Train with a lady if you want to make it big time. Loose Lips has already sent out an SOS to Ms Jones before his next tournament.

18/4/11:ENTER NOW - Tuesday night Winter Pennant  & the Good Friday competition - 4pm start.

WAR  - Yes some people read the web site - Attack Karen and Earn and suddenly their shoe laces are tied together. -then the battle began- Karen in complete control, Chew train's skipping skills are poor.

The match - Neck and neck but easy to know who won the points . Point to South Side and Loose Lips makes more noise than the Collingwood Cheer squad in full flight. Point to North side - the silence is deafening.

WARS greatest rally- the Kiwi ladies went head to head. Chrissy took the initiative and looped and belted forehand after forehand. Karen retrieved like we have never seen before. After an eternity Chrissy belted and winner. the crowd went crazy, Karen acknowledged the great play by her opponent. Ladies! I dips me lid to you !

But South side wins and jumps to a 3 match lead in series 4.

JIM  has made Chrissy happy -He is ill and can't play WAR  today. Chris Yap also happy as it is an away match Jim will miss this week.  He hopes Jim recovers in time for the following weeks match as it will be a home game and some one must buy the new ball ?  Maybe Jim should purchase one and mail it to him in case he has not recovered.

Chew Train - was stuck at station and not going anywhere. Looped a ball on table one - right up into the pennants on the side wall. He scratches his head and shakes a flag - no ball  comes down !. Craig marches into the court, climbs onto the orange chair (Mr. Chew is scared of heights). Craig shakes one pennant and ball falls back to the ground. Don't put that on the web site ! says Earn - Thanks for the reminder!

WAR TODAY  - Earn vs Karen part 2 -To start off the match  - In a shoe lace tied match.  best of 3 points.

Final day of the camp - Yesterday was massive - Plenty of players -but heaps of coaches -Every player got to hit with Karen -Brian and Percy  - Today Percy & Karen will again be on hand showing their skills and coaching.

Private coaching with Karen can be arranged - the 8-30am spot on Saturdays before squad training is vacant.

Who said this ? Easter Sunday - Is that on Good Friday ?  - Hmm a slip of the tongue from Haydens mum

14/4/11:Today at 2-30pm -3 player match part 2. Yesterdays winner Karen Li will have Catisia as her partner. . Brian Berry will team with Dillon and  Darcie and Percy will team up.  -Rules ?  you will have to be at the club to find out.

E Mail the club up to 2pm with your selection of who will win.  -1 pick per person - Special tee shirt for the winner.

Well we know of one person who wont enter, this comp. Loose Lips him self ! Why ? Because he heard so much about yesterdays camp. He has downed his tools and will join todays camp. His partner in the special event ?  Better get to the club on time Mr Brand.

David Brand  -Long time reader of Web site -Now he joins 'Loose lips' as a prime target
1- Enters the hall and without reading the board walks up to Jim and say ' your turn to buy the ball Jim ?' Of course Jim replies with  OK
2-His mate is in some 'froth & bubble' with torn shorts.  Does Davo do the right thing and buy him a new pair ?  NO ! but thinks George looks good with the Paper clip holding them together.
3-George is on the verge of his first win in Section 1.  Leads 2 games to love and David still thinks his partner will choke and lose.

But don't worry Lawrence -you're next- Imagine this !  like a good dad -he wants his kids promoted to Section 3. Do you want to join them ? No way I will stay and Section 2 at the later start time and they can sit and watch a real player.

13/4/11:TRAINING CAMP - ITTF coach - Karen Li joins Brian Berry & Pery Wei Lu - Today and tomorrow 12-30 to 4pm -Only $20 per day

Ed Menegol - Long time player at Coburg and the TTV pennant -WELCOME aboard as the new Club Treasurer

BETTY KOVACS day - Sunday 8th May- Sorry that it is Mothers day but only time we could arrange this event for - Event starts 3pm  and will run to 4-30pm -Fun and some great Table Tennis - Demo  matches - 2011 Hall of Fame winners announced - a Super Match - Special WAR  -& who knows what else ! FREE ENTRY

AND YES ! BETTY KOVACS WANTS TO SEE ALL OF HER FRIENDS

Coming soon a Special 8 player Tournament at Coburg - All the top players ! - Keep an eye on this page
Thanks PING SKILLS !

PENNANT - Winter - Entries being taken for Winter Pennant via the clubs web site - or over the counter at the club

12/4/11:Day 1 of the camp and wasn't it great to have Miao helping -Michelles mum Miao that is !

COBURG TTC AGM . - Thanks to those who attended the AGM. Congratulations to JOHN ALDER  PRESIDENT - LEN BERGEMANN -VICE PRESIDENT
and we welcome BELINDA GRANT the Clubs new Secretary
the sad news -NO TREASURER -- so if you like playing with figures-We need you !

Thanks for your efforts - Chrissy Jones -retiring Secretary who will stay on as Committee member & Cliff Lynch who has worked tirelessly for a number of years and has decided to move on.

10/4/11:Duncan 15 You Beaut  - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FIRST VICTORIAN SINGLES TITLE -Winner of the AWD singles

Training camp starts Monday -Percy & Brian will be coaching on the first day.

WAR ! Another New Record- South side get belted and for the first time a team finishes below Zero- minus 15 of course - Karen made her debut & we discovered that Spinning around and playing dont mix & her skills while playing on one leg need improving.
South Side now lead 7/5 in the current series.


KARENS debut at Coburg- WAR  - She loved it ! -The Coaching program - Can't wait to join in again next Saturday (she might change her mind once she meets loose Lips ) - Doubles at end of session  - Sorry to all of the partners I lost with.  Karen - also had the beginners under control but one question lingers. Who in their right mind would be named 15 ? Sorry ! We can't answer that one !

David T  - Blamed all of the youngsters for pinching his bat- then the blame moved to his playing partner Ted.  Sure enough it was in the Werribee's Wizards hands.  Your'e a Monkey Ted ! OK Ted you have the right of reply .  Stealing ones bat is unforgiveable. Besides - my bat is brand new !
then Davids attention turned to Trent. Where is he ' DT asked. When told he has been living in Sydney for a year and a half, he said' No wonder I haven't seen him !

Trents name was also bought up with the Helicopter (Mark Chilcott) Mark was hitting with Karen and she was moving him side by side at a fair pace.  A quick phone call to Trent who remembered the mother of a beating Stretch gave him when Trent was about 8. Move him wider and faster was the request to Karen. Mark attended the Saturday squad and marched straight onto Shauns court. -Number 2 - The Rainbow Table.  'It is the first time I have hit on it ' he said.  Gee Mark ! Remember when you were one of the pennants top players who played on the front courts, now you are relegated to the back section of the hall.

8/4/11:GOOD FRIDAY TOURNAMENT  -4pm (3-30 sign in ) $5 per person  -Guaranteed plenty of matches ! CASH PRIZES
Open to anyone  -you can enter now just by sending the club an e mail with your name.

Next weeks trainng camp - $20 a day - 12-30pm to 4pm -COACHES  - Monday -Wednesday & Thursday - BRIAN BERRY
Monday to Friday -(PERCY) WEI  LU -Also on various days -Richard Conway and the blocking machines - Shaun & Paul H.
Brian & Percy can be booked for private lessons before & after each day of the camp. -

You just never know who else might appear during the week ?

Some huge news to be announced in the near future regarding Super League ! -Keep an eye on this web site.

NAMES  ! - Who can this be ? Hiena Huynh, he was known as - Many used to call him P.B.  - now it is B.P. He often gets Be Phu or Bee. His Asian friends call him BEY. Or is it Mr. Huynh ? The Excitement machine  or Playing to ?  -whatever you know him as, Be Phu Huynh is playing damn good Table Tennis every Tuesday night at our Coburg pennant.

A brilliant piece of planning from ' the little master ' Maradonna-Biagio (has anyone seen the way he kicks the ball at his opponents )? Most gentlemen bend down pick the ball up and pass it back !  Anyway the Plan ! Enter now for the next Pennant season - play a high grade in preperation for the Arafura games. Great theory - The problem is that Andrew told him the comp starts after the Arafura games. Who was not listening ?

ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING  - Next Monday night. Come and support our club -Have your say on club matters ?

Betty Kovacs nee McEwan. -Life been going down hill at a rate of knots for this former champion.  - Betty was ranked as high as no 10 in Victoria before retiring in her 20's. 20+ years later a come back and some great results in the veterans tournaments.  She joined Oak Park and played there for a few years and of course here at Coburg. Her health deteriorated due to Parkinsons Disease but she kept playing as long as she could. I met up with Betty yesterday, in the nursing home which is now her home. Her health has deteriated, she shakes uncontrollably and of course she is not a shadow of herself. I did not recognise her but she knew me and the chatting began. Her mind is sharp as a tack. he misses the table tennis so now we will try and have an afternoon with Betty at our club. The 2011 Hall of fame awardees will be announced and some of our greats will put on a terrific show. Will speak to Frank (her husband) shortly and just see if maybe we can get this event happening.

6/04/2011: Collin here, I spoke to Bhagwan tonight.  He's home recovering from his hearty now.  Because he was seen to quickly, his recovery will be swift and he will be back with us doing the Bhagwan shuffle in no time at all.  He is very greatful for the concern show for him and the assistance he received when the attack occured.  In particular to Helen who called the ambo's for him.  Take care Bhagwan, see you back at the club soon mate!

5/4/2011:LOTS OF NEWS !  -Can any one beat this ?  Keenager, Irene Conlan won her 50th title on the weekend.
43 Golf titles (17 times ladies champion) Lawn Bowls -3 times club champ - Tennis - 3 times club champion & just to add a bit more - She is a former Australian Ladies Cricket team member.  -YOU BEAUT IRENE !

SATURDAY SQUAD  - let us introduce our latest coach -KAREN LI - Former New Zealand player - ranked very high in the world and former Oceania Champion & YES ! has recorded wins over Jian Fang Lay & Miao Miao - Karen joins the squad this Saturday.

TRAINING CAMP - Next Monday 11th April through to Friday 15th May  - $20 per day per student. 12-30pm start every day

17th JULY - 27 players required to represent Coburg against Yarrawonga -At COBURG . -All standards ! so enter your name now.

31st July -Coburg players have been invited to play in this years Yarrawonga Open -A great event and hopefully some Coburg players will enter.

4/4/11:BHAGWHAN --Get well mate - He had a heart attack while playing on Saturday afternoon. Guys just a reminder - if you are feeling unwell, or have chest pains -Table Tennis is not the sport to be palying . Go and get it checked out.

Another name to pop up -Wei (Percy) Lu -Been some confusion with Percy's name in the past - it is actually Percy Lu.
But it was a Saturday stuff up as far as names are concerned. Percy did not know Chrissy's name. -Gaki (Garky) was called Ducky by Lawrence & David T. & Chrissy J.  When Dave was told that his actual name is FUMIHIKO  he said 'Oh ! He is Chinese. When you add in 15 and Chris Kumar and What is Sully's name ? -the Doc, Married man - Bicycle boy, BP - the Doc & Taxi Tom it is a wonder that we know anyones name.

WAR  -A big lead to the North side and wasn't Lawrence quiet. Then South side started catching up and Loose Lips was back. When his team won ? it was he himself up on the barrier screaing and dancing. Glad your voice box started to work again, Mr Loose Lips.

2/4/11:Fumihiko Vagaki (Gaki) -a new name we will see for a while as he helps with the coaching programs as part of his sports course.

Craig - a big win in Super League at Croydon. 3 straight over Foo - And a fair effort against Powell. Thanks to Shaun & Jamie who went with him for support. Lots of people at Croydon as the junior pennant was on but no great interest in super League. Not even Henzell vs Powell drew much interest. A shame - our sport is a sport we have all played at some stage, and no interest for non players to watch the greats.

Has this club had a greater sports person ? Irene from Keenagers who admits to being older than Jim, is going for her 50th sports title. This time it is for lawn bowls. A former top cricketer, tennis player, lawn bowls and golfer, who finds time to pay some ping pong. Good luck girl in the final today.

Franca from Keenagers is ill. We wish her a speedy recovery. Trevor is also out of action after breaking a rib while going for a walk

1/4/11:THANH  off on holidays for 5 nights - Can anyone mind their 9 year old Chihuhua ? -Friendly and quiet, de sexed female.

31/3/11:Biagio - Had a new partner this week and wasnt he happy. He was saying that he had a real partner who would not run him over in doubles. You have the right of reply Andrew !

Sime screams out- We won a game - well a set anyway. How did they end up ? Another loss in doubles.

What did Rosalie do ? Opposition pulled out -Introduced fill ins to her -They only lasted a short time then shot through . Arranged for her teams 3rd lot of opponents for the evening . They also did not last the distance .

Shady forehands team -Team has broken down. No Rodney again and teams stumbles from finals race. Tyson has been seen with draft forms in his hands. Another team having problems is the 15ers -Seems Mr 15 is showing no interest in his team and word has it that a name change is on the cards for next season. Could be the first 15 fan club members to burn their shirts !

30/3/11:VALE - KEVIN McCUSKEY  -Our Resident Poet (some of his work is on our white board as you enter the hall)
One of the original Keenagers--Finally allowed peace  & quiet after a long fight. Condolences to Kevins family -we wont forget him

Loose Lips Lawrence kicked the Kumar tonight. Next week he promises to Clobber Kaunain and Pounce on Peart. It was much more peaceful when he never won a match !

Graeme Pratt & Des Jones the new Sopranos. And I dont mean singers ! - They have plotted together  to remove the unbeatable Mr Li. I don't know exactly what they did but Yi Chen Li is now unavailable for the rest of the season. Watch out BB you might be next.

Jiim the Ball Man - 'we have had more home matches than there has been rounds -& it is me who buys the match ball. !. Maybe your patner should arrive on time Jim ?
And how come we never see all of these balls you claim to have purchased ? Maybe you are using 2nd hand ones mr Jim !

29/3/11:Training Camp - If you want quality coaches - it is time to book in -12-30 to 4pm Monday 11th to Friday 15th.
$20 per day or $15 if paid in advance
-Already booked in Daniel Li  no 1 Victoria under 11s

Memorable!
I bumped into Lilly Murrey. former Coburg player and wife of A former A grade player Ken Murrey. Ken joined me at Oak Park and we played a few seasons together. Their sons defeated Craig & Trent in their first tournament (Encouragment event) and the Murrey boys played Coburg pennant. I visited their house several times & went boomerang throwing with them a few times.
So the conversation ! Hi Lilly ! Who are you ! bc -played with Ken for a few years ! I don't know you & why are you here ? I am the manager of Coburg table tennis club ! Why does the club need a manager ? err good question & I dont have the answer ! say hello to Ken. Who are you ?

28/3/11:WAR - Series 4 -Win to SOUTH SIDE  who now lead series  6 wins to 4

Coming events - GOOD FRIDAY TOURNAMENT  -4pm (3-30 sign in ) $5 per person  -Guaranteed plenty of matches ! CASH PRIZES

Loose Lips - Not only been talking up his plans for next Tuesday night (just a couple of has beens to beat) He took control of the Saturday squad matches. He played a poor shot then claimed sweat ball & a replay (would he have done the same if he won the point ?) -then refused to believe he lost a double match after claiming he hit the winning shot -trouble was 15 people said they saw something quite different.
Later in aftenroon left his bat on the canteen counter for an hour then claimed it was stolen!

And why was Lawrence at the club from 10am to 6pm ? - Wife (Suzy) had other committments so Lawrence decided it was his day of pleasure ! And he had intention of leaving the club until the lights were turned off. As for C & C ? they just sat around and waited until dad had, had enough ping pong for one day -So much for the bung knee!

 JIM - No intentions of slowing down obviously- Seemed to chase Percy from court to court, just to play against him. Then sneaked off home without saying good bye ! Wonder how he fared in the matches ?

26/3/11:HOLIDAY TRAINING CAMP - FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL HOLIDAYS - book in now
One unfortunate player who will not be attending is Dillon Chamber- He has torn his Rotator cuff tendon  -
Good luck with the injury Dillon - hope to see you back soon.

NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT  - Craig is making the trek to Croydon to play Super League. he has room for 3 passengers if they want to view the top players, or visit the huge table tennis complex.

25/3/11:GUESS WHERE THE 'AFTER THE CLUB CLOSES' group will be taking their business to ?
Kaunain Beg - has taken over an Indian restaurant in Sydney road Brunswick.
The best coffe in town for Coburg members at a reduced price. Drop in and say Hi !

24/3/11:Pistol Pete - complaining that his partner is not doing enough. Pistol had to carry him in the crucial doubles match so that their team could get over the line. Pistol says ' Easy beat Eric ! maybe you should sack your coach as you dont seem to be playing that well !' Erics coach is a well known club identity who plans or working Eric overtime just so that he can get a few wins and shut up his partner.

Lawrence Loose lips is another who is crowing about a few wins here and there. Bring on clumsy Kumar & Battered Bill - they are too old and will be cannon fodder for the Lim machine.

23/3/11: LOST PROPERTY - We know we need an extension. But it just might be for the left behind items. SUNDAY  - 2 bags with bats (one bag has 3 bats in it). -left at the club. Sunglasses - We now have 10 drink bottles + 3 boxes of clothes -Shoes & a heap of towells.
Collect them quickly because they are all going to be turfed out shortly

Dave Z -Paid his fees then attacked the white board -to mark his partners (Goran's name) Trouble is he used a permanent marker. then the panic trying to remove the red texta marks -Final result - Half the names on the white board removed.

The little guy we all love ERIC - winner of the under 9s at Croydon - He now has a table tennis trophy to go with his Cricket trophy !

Tu's in the News - Pat was seen on the TV shaking hands with royalty & this was followed up with a picture of the girl in the Herald Sun

TTV board member Joe Gerada attended the club last night- What a night to attend - Liao vs Brand -Carter vs Huynh & Huang vs Luu -all being played at the same time Lets hope some good words about a thriving club, end up being told at the TTV board room.

Neil Montford. - International umpire and player at the nearby Diamond Valley centre, has been awarded the  Official of the Year Award.
A lot of Diamond Valley players
play at Coburg and those who know Neil wil agree with me that this award is well deserved. Congratulations Neil.

Player of the Round  -Obviously inspired by his team mates new hair do -Lawrence Lim who continues to show good form ! A recent win over Wayne Greaves and now he defeats Section 2 leading player, Jamie Champion. Looks like you have guaranteed yourself a spot in Winter again inn Section 2. Well done Lawrence. But be warned that grade promises to be even tougher next season.

21/3/11The club mourns the passing away of Lory & Nadia's father on Sunday.  Mr. Bisiach was a fine supporter of the club and our sympathy goes out to the Bisiach family.

Table tennis veteran player well known by many Coburg players, Bruno Zimmaro also passed away recently. Again we pass on our sympathy to his family and friends.

19/3/11:Des Jones comes to the club yesterday morning and says 'All the cars in the car park ?  did everyone drive 2 cars here ?  Sorry Des there is a swimming pool next and a school carnival is being held . Not everyone plays Table Tennis.

Development squad training on Friday nights and who should rock up ? Mr I scored heaps of points last weekend, Lim. Obviously losing to a young girl last weekend has made him want to train even more.

18/3/11:BEYOND BLUE - the great organisation helping those with Depression & Anxiety. We are offering their Blue wrist bands FREE OF CHARGE  in an attempt help raise the community awareness of this organisation. Please pick up some wrist bands from the front counter

Taxi Tom -Can't go to Ocean Grove this weekand in case a Tsunami hits the region. Maybe he should stay clear of Coburg lake, just in case it overflows. Talking about Taxi  dont you dare say a bad word about his Taj Mahal -The ultimate ball picker upper. The lovely lady Cheryl has no idea of how long this new toy took to make, & the finish is better than some of his work on 'the cars'.

17/3/11:A couple of strange happenings has some members rather worried
Earn is building an ARK  - Chris Y - rushed him via the all night supermarket to re stock the fridge at home - Mark P - Made up some large HELP signs
Bad enough that Pistol won both of his matches (very rare occurence)  but add in that Mr 15 -was not seen at the club ?  makes you wonder what will happen next ?

Biagio still complaining -that a week ago we ruined his teams chances by making Andrew find a way down the stairs onto court 2 - then had his chair thrown down after him. Back on the beloved court 4 this week ! and a big win (2 matches were won 11/9 in the 5th set) over the undefeated White Ice  and the Fast Feet team is now in 2nd placed on the ladder.

Thanks to Leader newspaper  -doing a great job by including a sports report on our weekly pennant, this season.

16/3/11:Taxi Tom - Complaining about the arms on 'the octopus' - Mr Helicopter. they are eleventy 8 foot long !- After Micks win he then had to play Mr Mo Vember who Mick said ' forgot to shave his mo at the end of last Movember.  -Hmm no wonder Mick has trouble keeping partners.

15/3/11:MOOMBA Madness Tournament - Welcome back Adolf ! 8 teams entered  
Adolf carries tema to ifnal but too tired to play final (or was he pushed ?) Lawrence steps in -is carried in deciding Doubles match by Hayden to claim victory and the cash prize. Promises to give Aodlf 5% next time they meet . Runners up -Phil Smith and Paul L a former student of Alois back playing table tennis after a long break

Adolf -enters the centre after a 2 month lay off -and within 2 mnutes is playing on the new centre court

Lawrence Lim -copped it from everyone  -
David B read that Lawrence lost to a young lady in Geelong , Did Darcie beat you ? David asked.It was Miao Miao -thanks ! (dont worry Lawrence - it will be Darcie in the near future)
Lawrence was watching the over 40s final in Geelong- the only way he could get close to the final was to walk into the court, plonk his leg on the court barrier and do some stretching. Umpy Angie moved him on very quickly. Sorry mate- the court was reserved for good players

Come Monday - 'I am too tired and sore to play today' he announced. But when he realised Phil was running late, he was quick to put up his hand and say ' I'll play" too late -Suze had other ideas and marched him out of the centre, as they were going shopping as planned -Last thing to go out the door was a sad man with a very long face.  Next tournament - when ever it is - Lawrence has officially already entered ! Lawrence was also upset that William Henzell did not enter the over 30s at Geelong As Wills birthday is the 23/3/82 -Lawrence will have to still wait a bit before he can play him in the over 30's.

Sundays P.P.P. Program - And the screaming coming out of Mick's Mouth -we thought he had been shot- A bullet did get him - fired by the 15 -straight at him. And didnt he complain about the pain !  err ? isnt this the man with pierced nips ? Sounds more painful than a ping pong ball hitting you .
Next segment on Ping Skills maybe Al can compare the pain ? a belt from Mr Plumb followed by the piercing. All in the love of the game Al

14/3/11:ENTRIES COMING IN THICK AND FAST  - 4PM START TODAYS TOURNAMENT  everyone is welcome

MOOMBA - Todays Tournament - 4pm Start -EVERYONE IS WELCOME - $5 entry

13/3/11: WAR  Series- In Capt Lawrence's absence - The South Side- Plucked defeat after looking certain winners.  Led by the Chew train, North side pinched an important win.  Percy discovered that he can't play while doing the tied shoe shuffle ( Having your shoe laces tied together ) David Ks recent good form has disappeared. But where was the South side inspirational leader ? -Playing in Geelong where he lost to a young lady !

Earn Chew- had a blonde moment ! He had trouble working out who was Andrew and who was David - as he feels that they look a little similar. Yes Earn you can be excused seeing that they are Identical twins.

Geelong yesterday -Catisia's warm up that impressive she was mistaken for Miao Miao

GEELONG OPEN TOURNAMENT -And many of our players competed - including Eric in his first tournament.
Some of the results incuded - Nathan Pellissier
(from the Sunday P.P.P ) Winner of the AWD singles
Khiem Luu -Semi finals -Open Singles & Runner up Mens Doubles with Be Phu Huynh --Be P -runner up over 30 singles
Under 21 Womens Singles - Runner Up Catisia Lim
James Lew- Winner- Division 2  & Divison 3 singles -Jamie Champion Runner up Division 3 -Dillon Chambers -Semi Finals
Under 18 girls singles- Runner up -Linda Hunhy Under 18 Mixed Winners -Linda and Edward Truong
Under 15 girls - Linda Runner up -Elizabeth Jacob - Semi Finals -Under 15 girld Doubles -Winners -Linda & Elizabeth
Under 15 Mixed Winners -Elizabeth & Hayden Choi - Under 13 Winner -Atul Shrestha -Semi Finals -Daniel Li -Daniel Won the under 11's
Under 13- Zeeshan Siddiqui made the 1/4 Finals -Under 13 girlsw -Ishani Chakrebati -Semi Finalist
Boys -James & Dillon made 1/4s -Divisoin 5 singles Winner -Duy Nguyen - Salman Siddiqui made the 1/4 Finals



12/3/11:COLLIN LAWTON  R.I.P. -Collin was one of our Keenagers who sadly passed away after a long illness. The funeral  will be next Wednesday in Doncater. Please read the Herald Sun death notices for more details.

Saturday squad- Will be q bit quiet this week as many of our players will be competing in Geelong -We  say - Good luck to our players

Thanks for returning my Simon & Garfunkle DVD - cover  -I dont know where the DVD is though.

10/3/11:This weeks pennant- Some great wins to the jnrs   -Ok and the not so junior - Pistol Pete - firing real bullets again !
Zeeshan -best win ever with a win over the undefeated Li. Daniel Li -James Lew - Duy Nguyen & Linda Huynh - All had great wins. We certainly have a talented bunch of juniors at Coburg.

9/3/11:Moomba Tournament - $5 entry next Monday afternoon -4pm to 7pm -Open to everyone ! -.

How did Jim go with the Sars ?
Obviously not as much belly room as Peter. Just over half a bottle was enough  & naturally  played well at the start of the match BUT RUN OUT OF PETROL

Others have been reading with interest. If a Wheel chair flies past you it is a good chance it is Dave. He smashed a club record. 11 bucks of Sour straps. Now that rivals Peters tonne of Sars in sugar intake.

How good it is ! 3 weeks now of Table tennis news in the local paper- Well done Moreland leader for supporting the smaller sports.

Coburg pennant rankings. - At the half way mark of the season - the top 30 ranked players at our club are on Bright yellow paper on the white boards and results board. A summary is now posted on this web site in the Pennant section.

Bob & Bill seen loitering in the car park - planning the strategy as they will team together for the last 2 rounds in Section 7.

8/3/11:For the past 3 weekends we have been bleesed to witness the work ethic  of Rocket !(Darcie)
Mondays training - 1 hour with Alois - 1 1/2 hours at St Michaels Grammar with the Snr boys team -Later on 2 hours with Percy.
Not only does she love it -she trains hard and attreacts a lot of attention. Next week -Dillon Chambers will be spending a week at our club working hard. Great to see these juniors who live such a long way from Melbourne working hard. Who's up for a hit with Dillon next week ?

Geelongs number 1 player -claims not to have had a hit this year ( yet he filled in for Geelongs pennant only a week ago) come to Coburg last night and smashed 2 of our gentlemen Mr Keshishian and Mr Pattison - Maybe we should have got him to play a real match - real opposition -W Greaves vs Rocket Darcie - now thats a match up.

Mr Peart features in the local ppaer this week -after drinking a tonne of Sarsparilla and winning a big match. Well, Peter is now known as Peter Payrole as he even had Jim following suit. Jim might have only bought one drink - but it very well might have been the first drink he has bought at the club in the past 10 years. -Imagine what will happen to his budget if he defeats Michael & Ern this week ?

5/3/11:H E L P -Had a request - for a blade from Haifu -cant find the web site- cant find a Haifu blade  -Plenty of rubbers from Haifu but from ooak  or ping pong.com  Can some one help with this request ?

M O O M B A  Madness Competition  -14th March  - 4pm - 2 x player teams (graded)  player 1 vs 1  2vs 2 -1 pt per win  -(if team wins both singles bonus point) then onto next round  -guaranteed to finish by 7 pm at latest- Cash prizes only $5 per person to enter.

WAR  - South side crushed - Percy went Poof ! and failed to fire - Dave Kumar-Cracked then got crushed - which left Lawrence in Limbo and his whole Empire crashed around him -Capt Chrissys  fine decision making has left her team closing the gap  trailing 3 wins to 4. in Series 4.

4/3/11:Tony Mac is back home and again on the improve- Kevin is doing it real hard though - Good luck mate

Trevor has had his rubbers revitalised. Can't tell you he says' Its OK Trevor, your rubber has been treated with Canola oil' He nearly fainted ! How did you know ? was his question, but before I could answer he was off to tell his next victim about his special rubbers

Friday night Development program  -New leaders are - Vanessa and Joshua- Darcie is 3rd and Nicholas is 4th. Andrew is in 5th place

3/3/11:thanks LEADER News Paper - 3 of the 4 Rounds played this season have been covered by the newspaper

Good to see Lawrence find some form -ever since he has been threatened with a hair colour that matches his partner.
Paul Fitz. also delivered some good form. Abdul has all cylinders firing & Shaun & Mark are leaders in their grade.

Was Biagio getting grumpy at losing ?  word has it that the Mayor might pick up on this and have a few words ! And who saw Biagi carrying the pair of stilts ?
Are they really aimed at helping him reach the drop shots ? Biagio claims they are Ball Picker uppers ?  but why a pair of them ?

Back to Lawrence ! -DOES ANY ONE WANT TO HIRE HIM AS AN UMPY ? TUESDAY Night  in the chair & he calls out OK PLAYERS READY TO START ?  Would have been fine except the score was already one all.

Mr Alert number 2 - Mathew ? did you win ?  I don't know !  so he asked his opponent -Did I win ?

OK -does this qualify as cheating ? Peter Peart went home on Monday night and starting planning for the following nights 'big match' against the J boys. Armed with a truck load of Sarsparilla, for the family. Well. a late night binge started and he had to re stock the next night, as the stocks were low. Obviously the sugar overload must have worked as he defeated the previously undefeated Jamie.  Does this classify him as a Drug cheat or or mr Super Sars ? Looks l;ike we better re stock the fridges as this could be the start of something. Might rival the old Dr Medicine routine from the back of the horse and trailor -Eternal youth and terrific table table all from one bottle  or crate of Sarsparilla.

1/3/11:Start planning players ! The Yarrawonga tournament will be held Sunday 10th July & Coburg players & members are invited to play. Last year the event was dominated by Duncan & Craig- Hopefully this year we will be well represented again.

THEN THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY the 17th July, Yarrawonga will send down a bus load of players for the Annual Yarra vs Coburg challenge. 27 players of all standards are required for the match which will start at 9am and go until 1pm followed by a BBQ here at the Coburg club- I am taking entries now

27/2/11:GREEN & GOLD  T Shirt -Medium - TRENTs from last years Super League - Forehand Frenzy on back
$75 as we start to raise funds for this years Super League  - Includes a 30 minute lesson next time Trent visits Melbourne

Both of our men Tony Mac and  Kevin are on the improve-Still unsure as to what is causing Tonys problem and Kevins having a break from the Chemo. Great chance both will be back at their own homes by early next week.

WAR  - Huge attendance & Trent and Percy were representing their teams.  Antil climax - Percy chewed up Earn  & gave Trent a spanking -Jim had his hands full yet David K is unbeatable at the moment. Quick win to South side by a record margin They now lead Series 4 -  4 wins to 2.

Saturday squad - & didnt they come from far and wide-  Boronia- Hawthorn -Bairnsdale & Marlo. Trent and Bleinda popped in on their way home to Sydney home- trent joined in for WAR but Capt Kilderry wished that he didn't. Female players ? 11 in the morning on courts. and 15 juniors. WELL DONE  players and coaches.

But one lady new comer gave me the bird on her first day at the club during the tough doubles matches routine. Its OK  Belinda your secrets safe & yes ! I did pick on you a bit.

Saw some blatant cheating by Mr Kumar -Oldest on court Serves first so Dave grabs the ball & serves. David - you are not 60 yet. The Presidents is not too far away !

Who asked for the Orange & Mango mineral water. Offered them lemon & lime but instead got - Give me Passiona. Then Harry says- I want Sunkist. After we got it he says I meant Pepsi - but what he really wanted was Passiona as well.

Finally -who is the Coburg legend ? moving into the new house at Bachus Marsh ?  Conned the new neighbours into minding the beds & Matresses. went and visited the house -got ready for the first night at home ! All went wrong ! Super Coach Alois locked the keys in side the new house !  So they just spent their first night at Bacchus Marxh on their own matresses in their neighbours house ! One way to make aquaintances I s'pose.

26/2/11:Just back from a visit to John Fawkner Hospital -Kevin in good spirits in Room Duncan (15)- Feels a bit better so here's hoping! Tony on the other hand got word I was visiting so went for another procedure. Still waiting to hear how things went.

25/2/11: END OF TERM 1 TRAINING CAMP - Monday 11th April to Friday 15th April - 12-30pm to 4pm.
$20 per student per day - $15 per student if paid in advance  -Coaches to include PERCY WEI & BRIAN BERRY

24/2/11:POP GUN PETE- Promises to shoot down opponents but tickles them instead. Then he handed in the score that had him recording a great win ! Actually it was a win to EASY Going Eric but his mate tried to steal the points.

had a visitor to the club watching the action for an hour -then at 9-30pm he asked where Miao Miao was- She was down the road playing at MSAC. 'Oh ! I only come here to watch her play !  -She does play at Coburg - about 3 times a year.

The Beauty of our Sport -Players are not committed -But we have some greats- This year alone -Duncan has filled in a lower grade playing left handed -Chris Y - Played Pen hold style in a lower grade. Peter Jacobs helped us out -with a hard bat - again in a lower grade and Shaun Julie & Anthony are regualrs who hand around in case we need some one.

23/2/11:Pennant- Players- the bad language is unacceptable as is the bad sportsmanship slipping into our club. Cant expect everyone to be angels -but it is time your own team mates stood up and tell you to pull your head in !  -I dont want to ban players but i will if you cant tow the line !

Kevin McCuskey - Take a bow !  I love your determination. Kevin our resident Poet from Keenagers has been to hell with cancer in 2 main regions in his body ! 2 courses of Chemo have weakened him - but not destroyed his fighting spirit.  -He now takes on his 3rd course of Chemo with the knowledge he has only a 30 to 40% chance of success, good on you Kev - keep fighting because everyone who knows you is in your corner.

Now its time for some humour.
Lawrence L
  - first match for the season ! Did he really bring a Peacock to support him ? Must have worked as the team won ! Maybe Lawrence is in line for a new hair do ?
Earn Chew -Walks into the centre without a bat !As he is filling in for Mustang, maybe he is taking the role seriously - sitting quietly studying the form of the opposition .
QUOTES - Jim K - Last year I could not move but I could play - Now I can move but can't play
Bruno B- (not quite sure if he is blaming his partner but sure sounds like it ) 'My fault that we lost last week -But WE  should have won the Doubles'

Mind your back Kamal
! Meric rings asking for a spot for his friend ! When told there were no vacancies, he toyed with the idea that his own partner might not be playing this week.

Must be the name ! George (Maks). Been getting a belting in Section 1 -So decided not to bring a bat this week ! Borrowed Shauns as he is starring in Section 8 -It did not work - so he then nicked Davids . -
The other George -asked him to tone it down -& reminded him that he swore on court on Sunday ! -he replied with Bloody Finotello - I swore in Italian so he must have squeeled on me !

But my favourite of the night - GLENN S. - 'Can you fill in tonight ?' - I have to see if the wife has anything on ! ' Yep! that would stop you playing ping pong

Sorry Elizabeth  -Forgot to mention - Winner under 15 girls singles at Ballarat.

21/2/11:Tony Mac ! Now in Intensive care - after a couple of bad days. The worst seems over and hopefully he will be home in the near future

Coburg players do well at Bendigo juniors - James Lew won the Divison 3 final-and Dillon Chambers from Mildura who does a lot of his training her made the final. Darcie Morton, who has trained with us a lot this year made the under 11 girls final. Some good results from Carey White as well. Carey's pennant results at Coburg this season have also been outstanding and like James, he is undefeated .

Jim K read tis weeks local paper - your team is on top of a very strong Section 1 ladder.  -Keep up the good work !

19/2/11:SATURDAY TRAINING - 11 female players in the club this morning  -Fantastic for a sport that is male dominated. 15 Juniors in the squad today  -
Surely this means our sport is going gang busters. Saturday training - every Saturday 10am to 1-30pm -Come and give it a try.

WAR ! Series 4 -The match started off slowly- Not many  points for either team -thought the match would last until Jim was ready to visit Hong Kong again. then the break through -Earn loses many points then Jim had a swipe and missed everything. Could not see a hole in his bat so maybe  some of his 3 strands of hair got in his eye ? don't they have barbers in Hong Kong ?
So a win to South side who now lead 4/3 in the current series.

Dave B said ' George  ! without being cruel, you can change your fore hand rubber as you have nothing to lose !

18/2/11: A good friend of Coburg ttc, Ern C (not Chew) from the Northern Region School Sports assoc has been diagnosed with Prostate Cancer. The Operation will take place in the near future and on behalf of our members we wish Ern god luck and a speedy recovery.

I have just witnessed my first triple Let. A grade 5 match and both players & the umpy all stopped at the same time to do up their shoe laces.

Roger Massie ? Australian PPP coach. Where are you ? -Supposed to take training for this weekends camp at MSAC. Quite a few Coburg players involved. Wel., roger is laid up in Darwin waiting for a Cyclone to leave the city so that the planes can fly again. Dont worry Roger Taxi Tom is looking after the group in your absence.

7/2/11:Keiths junior group - Attracting good numbers- Every Thursday evening between 6pm & 7-30pm -New comers welcome !  $5 per night

Tony MacMahon - feeling a bit better - Currently having a rest in the John Fawkner- 2nd floor Room 13 -

16/2/11:The Champ is back ! Jim Kilderry has returned from his annual trek to Hong Kong.
In his absence, his team is on top of the ladder but this might change next week ! What''s the first thing Jim did when he entered the hall ? He searched for Chris Yap so that he could show him his new found skill, of speaking Cantonese.  A whole 4 words he blurted out. Not quite the clubs new found interpreter yet Jim.
So Jim had a holiday in Hong Kong, then went for a break from his holiday and visisted Phuket for a spell. Anna (Jims daughter) said to her dad 'It's good to have a holiday,while on holidays, when you are retired.
Another fact -While overseas Jim celebrated ihs 70th birthday (not his 80th as suggested by Alois) OK Jim -Where is the birthday cake ?

The Trousers- Shirt & Shoes left in the Mens change rooms have been claimed- The Prez himself left them behind over a week ago !

15/2/11:Just found out that our popular Keenager leader Tony Mac has been rushed to the JOHN FAWKNER Hospital. More info as it comes to hand

HAPPY D U N C A N  DAY -The 15th of the 2nd has arrived-Lets hope that 15 brings the cake tonight !

Next Monday (21st Feb) Trent will be at the club training in preperation for his match on the Wednesday evening at MSAC in Premier Pennant

Have not seen much of Ziggy lately so who should rock up to the club last night ? Michael - Who looks more Like Ziggy than Ziggy does.

Bit of a baby boom at Coburg- 3 members to have babies this year -Looks like more coaching for Keith in a few years time.

14/2/11:Visit to the Refugee camp. Well done Coburg members. Again leaders in promoting the sport to people not lucky enough to be able to join us at the club.
Started off with a hot display from Dominic & Hayden (with 2 proud mothers watching very closely) -Then the player we all love to watch, Eric have a hit with Kay. Craig and Shaun followed, then the entertainment focused on Earn. 'Was it really the first time he had ever been shot & soaked from a water pistol attached to the gentlemans bat at the other end of the table ?  Then a 45 ml ball got sneaked onto the court, and of course his opponent  grabbed a huge bat and lent Earn a small bat that was smaller than the ball.
Then the Coburg players demonstrated their skills against the players who live  in the camp. -All teenage boys. A small tournament was held with prizes for the winners including a club bat we donated to the winner. Hand shakes all round & we left them some training balls .  I think it is fair to say our guys left the camp feeling very happy with their efforts. Did I say the demo was done under a sort of car port with no sides and it was rather windy - Yet everyone including the camps residents displayed some great skill. these guys will have their papers processed and iun the near future move into the local community. We await the day that some of them pop into our club and remind us of this great day.

Mick Taxi Tom -remembered to turn up to the MSAC tournament yesterday where he won his AWD event. But in normal style  -failed hear the call over the microphone about some one who had left their jacket which had a wallet and car keys in the pockets, laying around. Yes ! It was Taxi's.

Was going to sit on this for week -but too good not to write about it now. Duncan and I worked with the AWD group at the club yesterday morning. As always they worked hard. But I wouldl ike to mention Kevin, the 21 year old who for several years come to the club on Saturday afternoons and waited patiently for some one to give him a hit. Never a word was said, as he played this sport he loves. Last year he joined Alois's Sunday squad and quickly showed some improvement. Yesterday I was prvivileged to be at the end of the table when Kevin went through some foot work drills. Some 20 minutes later, he was still going and his dad had downed the news paper and was in the court saying he had never seen Kevin do this. So hew picked up the balls so that Kevin could not get a break. A few coughs here and there but still the jumper was not removed. They were hard drills and I for one was very impressed as was dad. then the break through moment. We even had a good coversation with the 'quiet one' about his studies, where he lives and his love outside of table tennis. 'I dips me lid to you young man' You were and are an inspiration.

13/2/11:WAR -A good win to the North side. Rosalie starring with her left hand ! & the biggest roar was when Eric won a point !-
The player we felt sorry for was Darcie after playing a good point then having Duncan lob a ball which sailed over her head after it bounced.
The player most likely to be damamged was Andrew in the Doubles top table after WAR. Our coaches did not take a liking to him obviously. Earn swung the big forehand& nealry decapitated Andrew. Next thing we saw was Dave K the Axe man trying to cut him in half !

And the good thing about Saturday squad today ? 7 females training very hard Good to see some ladies out having a go!

8/2/11:ALOIS  was late for a coaching lesson ! that alone is news worthy -But in his absence -His student Bec ! was treated to some coaching from Al's off sider Trevor.
From what we observed -Al -your job might just be in danger. Terrific Trevor just might be this sports secret weapon.

7/2/11:Has there been greater interest in anything at this club than the new DHS Rainbow table ? Many thanks to EAGLE SPORTS
The queue to play on the table  -the Keenangers keen to play on this table & on it goes but nothing rivals Liao Xiao Hua.
End of the nght but he was offered a quick hit with Craig. A dash from court Duncan (15- but actually 6) Looked like something out of the Samurai TV show. Uhh new table ! He said - Bootifull ! But just when he was about to serve -LIGHTS OUT  -That is when the famous catch cry got screamed out - MY GOD !

a DOOZEY from Peter Peart- he said 'everyone is treating me with respect tonight' followed by  I even won the last set of the night -now thats respect. Although they wont buy me a drink ! But his beauty was' I just called an Anticipatory Let ! - I knew I was about to be distracted. Dontk now what his opponent was on - because he replied with -You deserve an Anticipatory Let.

Must have something to do with the name -George #4 (Liondas) entered the Keenager Shoot Out and like his name sake -Went out first round.

The year is only a month old - Yet Coats -Jackets - Drink Bottles & a heap of towells - All left at the club
How about claiming some of your gear . A bat cover - 2 bats - runners & Keenagers take note ! heaps of 1/2 filled cups of coffee

5/2/11:Vivek Verma from India could very well drop in next Saturday. Is this the new Percy ?

WAR -Rest Easy Lawrence - Your team is in good hands under the leadership of the new Captain Abdul.  Combined with the return of Craig -the recruitment of David Kumar and CYCLONE Ishani who took control of the Chew Train - South side recorded a win to now lead Series 4.

NEXT SUNDAY  we visit the refugee camp  -You must let me know by Monday if you would like to join us  -Otherwise it will be too late as we have to apply for special passes into the camp.

4/2/11:Thanks Duncan & Craig  -THE NEW TABLE takes pride of place on court 2- Thanks to EAGLE Sports who made this possible
And our Keenager Crew who carried the package in -- THANKS

So where do we go from here ? A group consisting of players -will be watching - Deliberately belt the table ?  -no 2nd chance-- You will not be playing on it again for 6 months -We want to be serious about this valuable acquisition to the club.

3/2/11:PACKED TO THE RAFTERS -- TV show ? no ! this is the way to describe our club last night -Thanks to everyone for being patient

Junior training commences tonight  -Catisia will be on hand to assist Keith

2/2/11:Special day at the club - The Keenagers had their first afternoon session -20 attended in the heat as we welcomed the Mayor Mr Oscar Yildiz & Kelvin Thompson.
A lovely afternoon and both gentelmen rolled up their sleeves and had a game or 2

Then Round 1 of Pennant- Plenty of no shows - people pulling out at the last moment but some wonderful matches were played.

And Taxi Tom took the broken chair -dropped in near the door so that he could take it home to fix and of course forgot about it !

BIG MAC (Tony Mac) sorry to hear that you were unwell -& unable to represent your group today when the Mator visited.
The heat lowed tony down and he spent most of the day laying down  -probably sipping Pina Colada's -Looking forward to having you up & about again real soon mate.

X-iom V -ega  - According to AL -It is the obvious rubber for Mr 15.

1/2/11:CLUB COMMITTEE -this club has been served by a wonderful committee for a number of years. The stalwarts are still around and love to help out where possible  but the club committee does need new faces.

The 2011 AGM will be held on Monday night the 11th April -Everybody is invited to attend. But we are on the look out for a Secretary & Treasurer.
If you would like to hep the club and join the committee of management or take on the role of Treasurer or Secretary please talk to me at the club.

Congratulations -Chrissy Jones Coburgs female Pennant Player of the year 2010

31/1/11:It all happens this week. PENNANT round 1 (will the Taxi remember to arrive ?)

TOMORROW - The Mayor Mr Oscar Yildiz & Mr Kelvin Thompson  will visit the club for a special Keenagers session -which starts at  1pm

First Committee meeting for the year tonight (are you interested in joining our committee this year ?)

Keiths Junior coaching -Starts on Thursday at 6pm -Catisia to assist this week.

Friday nights Development Program -group coaching from 6-30 to 7pm with Ducan Tu -then some practice play until 8pm  -Only $5 per person

29/1/11:WAR  - what a welcome for Biagio - Was not quite sure what the distraction point was all about.  Lawrence was not much use to his team but Catisia was the player of the day. A come from behind win to South side - Series 4 now 1 win each

Currently planning  some record attempts with Guiness Book of Records  -Great demo today from Earn and Duncan.
If you have any suggestions of an event worth tackling please inform me.

28/1/11:With the training camps finished for the Summer -the attention turns to the Saturday squad.
Earn back on his beloved table 1 & 15 back coaching after a break.
$12 from 10am to 1-30pm

But we will have another coaching camp during the Easter Break  - By far the cheapest with the most amount of coaches at a traning camp.

SUNDAY  13th February- Coburg table tennis club will be visiting a refugee camp
We will demonstrate our skills then have a hit with some of the refugees who are pretty handy with a bat.
Spots are limited and I must forward our players names at least one week prior to our visit
Contact me at the club if you would like to participate.

28/1/11:Highlights of todays camp -
Brian Berry -apart from coaching - He also demonstrated to everyone how to heavy chop.
A swim in the pool next door for some players
Daniel & his Return Boards
Catisia- not called a witch today
Richard and his loop to loop session with all players

Final day today with some spots still available - 12-30pm to 4 pm

27/1/11:TRAINING COMMENCES AT 12-30pm today  -Brian Berry & a host of coaches in action.

Yesterday joining the camp - Dill Chambers- Jakob Smith - Jonathon Yip (from Dandenong) - Craig also joined in the afternoon.

FULL RESULTS OF THE ANNUAL AUSTRALIA DAY CHALLENGE --(I will write softly as there might be a few tired bodies reading this )
OPEN SECTION - WINNER  - for the 2nd time Brian Berry - Runner Up & undefeated in the Round Robin stage) Craig Carter
3rd place- Duncan Tu - 4th Les Matrenza - then - James Lew - Keith Tucker & Dillon Chambers -Lawrence Lim - Mike Donlon & in 10th place Michael Jaynes  from Seattle in the USA.
Before the event Michael announced that he had 1800 points on the USA ranking list. Brian B jumped on that quickly with ' -I've got that covered'.
Mike had to play Dillon & James in consecutive matches. He remarked' Damn! those 2 kids are good!'.

B grade  -A great win to Abdul over Lawrence  (who put out the favourite Srikanth in the Semi's - in his smartest win at Coburg.
4th Taxi Tom - then James - George D. Kal -Danh (recently arrived from Adelaide) Carey & Salmon

Hardest worker at the camp - Syd Mayteewarakul  -Syd is 38 years old and father of the great prospect- Brooke.
Syd has 3 kids ager 10-6-3. Last July he vbivisted the family in Thailand and discovered that Table Tennis  was played in the near by hall. That was the start & now he is hooked. Back home he visited Rob Katsipes from Affordable Table tennis - got a robot & a good bat. In 6 weeks he not only lost 8kg he destroyed his good runners by training hard in the garage on the concrete floor. Then follwed the private lessons with Duncan and later on some lessons from Percy as well.

Brian Berry commented on how much Syd had improved since the last camp 2 weeks ago. Age is not such a huge barrier if you are keen and dedicated.

26/1/11:HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY !

The training camp continues  -21 players yesterday wre treated to some great coaching. Today Dillon joins us as does Duncan and Brian Berry

B grade Australia day challenge was held. 23 players - Winner was Abdul Ghafoor - Runner up Lawrence Lim - 3rd Srikanth Bashetty and 4th was Mick Tomlinson. James Lew was 5th.

Tonight the Open singles with Brian Berry in as the number 1 seed- Michael Huang is seeded 2 -Craig Carter is seeded 3 and Duncan Tu is the 4th seed.

25/1/11:Day 2 of the Camp - 21 players training hard yesterday -TODAY IS PERCYs  Final day before he heads home for 5 weeks !
But tomorrow we have Brian Berry and Duncan 15.

What a great job done yesterday by Chris & Catisia.
Also had Richard, Shaun and Paul helping out.   The camp continues all week - $20 a day -12-30pm to 4pm

AUSTRALIA DAY CHALLENGE - B GRADE Tonight 7pm non stop round robin matches  $50 for the winner

Australia day - 7pm is the Open Event  - Defending Champions Craig & Brian Berry will be in action, as will many other good players. $5 entry.

Biagio the Beaut ! -On the Radio -Talking Tennis with Kouta- (forgot to put the Table in front of Tennis ) - Organises the Mayor to visit the club next Tuesday at 1pm (while Biagio is not playing) -Made sure the Mayor bring a friend (Mr Kelvin Thompson -before he goes to Canberra to join Parliment).  Biagio even organised a BBQ with the mayor - at the Mayors house of course.
Last Sunday at the P.P.P training -Biagio rolled up 10 minutes early to do some warm ups- Trouble was by mid session he has run out of petrol.

The PPP squad is on again next Sunday and if you would like to block a few ball for the guys from 10am to 1pm  contact me at the club.

Patricia from Brazil -The Juggler who entertained us several times is back home but has some of the places she visited on You Tube
Well worth a look - THANKS PATRICIA.
:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRjlNGKWj_8

22/1/11:WAR  - round 1 series 5-- WHAT A RIPPER-  our first 90/all match - Then it was a match from Deuce- Play with wrong hand -Each player can only play one point at a time  -A long match but another win to the North side.
A bit tough on Lillee (D K) he changes teams - back to his original team -stars- but loses the final point.

Some new rules been put in place for WAR --5 MULTI Point players per team per match !
and a few minor changes that will be explained to both team captains.

Julien -Multi tasking - Reading the table tennis catalogue while using the mobile

Missing player-  His photo is on the white board near the television. Has not been seen since last year !  Where are you old mate ?


21/1/11:Next week - A NEW STATE OF THE ART TABLE -ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND IN AUSTRALIA -Be Warned -hit your bat on this table and you never play on it again for at least the remainder of this year

I will be asking for a panel of players to assist with making sure the table is not damaged - We need to be tough with hit the table  -play eslewhere in the hall .

NEXT WEEKS CAMP - Coaches on various days include Duncan -Richard- Brian Berry & Percy  -And we have Catisia & Chris helping out

Also next week -Australia day challenge -Section 2 Tuesday night -Section 1 Wednesday night 7pm start

PLUS -Next week Duncan -Dillon & I & others have been invited to do a demonstration for some Refugees at the Broadmeadows Army Barracks

February 1st. OUR NEW MAYOR MR. OSCAR YILDIZ & KELVIN THOMPSON will visit the club at 2pm. If you are free please come along. 

FOR SALE - A JOOLA KOOL BLADE -BALSA - as new for $100  - Now this is a serious fast bat !

NEXT WEEKS TRAINING CAMP - Bring the swimming gear ! ONE LUCKY STUDENT WILL BE GIVEN A STIGA CARBO OVERSIZE BLADE WITH ALMANO RUBBERS !

20/1/11:GRAND FINAL RESULTS -Section 1 Winners -Sam -Duncan & Craig  - Section 2 -Lawrence -Chris and the much improved Catisia.

Chris & Catisia will be helping out at next weeks camp.  Lawrence is planning on taking on the big boys in next weeks Australia Day challenge on Wednesday night.

19/1/11:PLAYERS/MEMBERS/CLUB USERS  -Be Warned !!NEXT SUNDAY  is the annual free day at the Pool
Keith has car parking for 2 cars & it is only a 5 km walk to the centre.
This just might be the closest available car spot.

For the desperates ? -Pool opens at 11am -But I will be at the club from 10am with the PPP program. We might have 1 or 2 spare tables until the program finishes at 1pm.

CHRISTMAS COMPS GRAND FINALs Section 3 - Well  done to Bob Lee - Bruce Baulch & Derek Warren
For the Runners Up a good win to Carey White has been training hard with David Powell.

Sections 1 & 2 play their Grand Finals tonight.

AUSTRALIA DAY COMPETITIONS  - Section 2 next Tuesday night  -Top Section Wednesday night- 7pm start $5 per player entry

NON STOP ROUND ROBIN MATCHES -from 7pm until 9-30pm -Defending champions -Brian Berry & Craig Carter.

NEXT WEEK TRAINING CAMP -What a great camp we have planned  - VARIOUS COACHES - Including Brian Berry -Percy Wei & Duncan 15 on various days
On Thursday 27th Daniel will bring in his RETURN BOARDS - they will be reviewed by Ping Skills in the not to distant future  -Alois is very impressed with this latest invention to help Table Tennis.  AND FOR ALL PLAYERS AT THE CAMP  - A BONUS  -bring your swimmer & a towell.

If anyone can understand a screaming  Irish man ? please contact Kit  -Trevor is helping us trying to work out what Kit had to say when a bucket of cold water happended to find him.  It might have fixed the Possum problem as 'Pat the possum' has not returned for a couple of days.

18/1/11:HOT SPECIAL - Double Fish Training Balls - box of 100 - $30 - 2 boxes for $55 (While stocks last)

Biagio -rocks up & asks 'how did i go in the leading player results ? (not ! how did my team go ?) then said ' I am refreshed - relaxed -& feeling good for the Grand Final.' What ?  - my team lost in the Semi finals ? What were they doing ? we guess that they might have been looking for their 3rd player !

No respect- Possum Pat continues to invade the club. Obviously not impressed that 15 was not coming to the club tonight--  Left a message of 2 on court Duncan.

7/1/11:WAR  -Series 4 ends with a BANG ! A close match  -but North nerves held and wins Series 4.

It was a great Series and now the atttention turns to Series 5- This week is trade week - and Jim and David K are high on the list of names being chased by the South Side.

15/1/11:THE CAMP CLOSES WITH A BANG ! ALOIS  join us for 2 hours -Then we witness first hand Al's skill against Percy -thanks guys.

What a camp -
We thank those who coached- Percy- Alois-Brian B- Maurice- Shaun- Craig - The hitting partners- Angelo-Paul George-Rosalie-Abdul

And to think we do it all again in 2 weeks with Dunc 15 back with us & Richard. -Percy will pay us a visit as will Brian & who knows who else.

14/1/11:FINAL DAY OF OUR FIRST CAMP FOR THE YEAR - But we are already taking bookings for our next camp -Which begins in 2 weeks time -Asst coaches Catisia & Chris Lim will help us spend more time with the players just starting out and DUNCAN and RICHARD  will be back. -Percy Brian & Murice will all make appearances during this camp

Super League Doubles partners in 2010 -David B and Craig -both rolled up limping tonight. Daves done the Ankle and Craig the Hammy -Looks like the 3 legged race for them is the best bet.

Nick is back 2 weeks early & what did he find ? 15 (his coach) has missed him and booked another Nick for a session next week.

A former member walked into the club (won't mention his name) and said while pointing to a picture -Is that Alois ? Could be mistaken for Alois but it is actually Mary Le Gassick - then next night another former member walked in and asked 'any photos of Alois around. He was standing right next to Al's photo in the Hall Of Fame selection. When shown the current photo of Alois, he replied with -'Oh! he had hair when I knew him.

13/1/11:What a day - The 3rd day of the coaching clinic - Craig & Maurice joined the regulars- Angelo and Abdul helped out - 26 very happy Students
But the day did not stop there !- Semi Finals of Christmas comp. And for the 2nd Wednesday night in a row -Pat the Possum popped into watch the action. And again he was watching Les's team in action.  It seems that everyone was fascinated by Pat- except Chris Y. He lost the match he could not lose after the pest made its entry via the roof & and his team lost 3/4.

Next Weeks Grand Final - Top seeds - Craig Sam & 15 will meet Kaunain Abdul & Mike in Divi 1 -In Divi 2- Kal -Raf & Meric will play the inform Lim trio and on Monday night
Bob - Bruce and Derek will battle against Phil -Peter & Carey

Dee Dee- damaged from the bike crash -has now added some more bruises to her bum after slipping over. Sit on the couch girl, recover  and watch the tennis. You only have less than 3 weeks until the Summer pennant starts.

OK guys - Only been open less than 2 weeks this year and already had -100 requests (it seems) for air conditioners or ceiling fans to be installed ! Probably the same people who request central heating in Winter.

12/1/11:Maurice Joins the Coaching group today as does Craig
Thursday -We welcome back Brian Berry -
3 more days of the camp - you are welcome to join in -$20 a day

Semi Finals of the Christmas comp tonight. -As les rightly pointed out- Where has January gone ?

11/1/11:Day 2 of The Camp  -Again Percy will be taking charge -Paul, The Soph & Abdul good hitting partners
Shaun did a great job with the beginners.
Some very good players in attendance yesterday and coming out of retirement to help was Angelo Tabone.
12-30 pm today  -Come and Join us !

10/1/11:FIRST DAY OF THE TRAINING CAMP  -So helping Percy and I is the great BRIAN BERRY - Good numbers in attendance will see him return later in the week-- CRAIG CARTER   - a strong possibility of Helping with service and a strong first loop -WEDNESDAY

8/1/11:FIRST SATURDAY TRAINING FOR THE YEAR -and a few tired bodies afterwards. But not before WAR was contested.
North side take the eraly lead -with The Chew Train on fire. - But the South Side picked on Chris Kumar -then Dillon exploded into action -And Captain Lawrence started the victory celebrations  -Pink Shirt and all !-

So here is the score - NORTH SIDE 10 - SOUTH SIDE 9 in the best of 20 format. -Next Saturday's WAR  will be a beauty! 12-45 pm DON'T YOU DARE MISS IT

Lets cover today - The Lim Family take centre stage - We asked Catisia ' Does your dad often borrow your clothes ?' Or has the McGrath Foundation found Coburg. ?  There he was. Cool Dad Lawrence in his bright PINK  tee shirt - But I have 6 of them he says -Gues what his team mates will be wearing this year ? -Not to be outdone -Very hot ! very hard training and all players are in short pants except Chris -he has the tracky dacs on.  Catisia scream - Chris take them off -Dad has embarrassed me enough today. Take them off he did and his bright red shorts- touched his ankles !

And mum Suzie gets a mention -The Lim family eat their soup with mums newest addition -Wooden Spoons- Allows the full flavour she says -can't taste the stain less steel. Can't taste the stainless steel -but not very long before the spoons got ditched - Catisia had a mouth full of splinters.

DOES THE EXCITEMENT EVER STOP AT THIS CLUB ? 6PM AND LIGHTS OUT. Only a hand full of people -All ;ights switched off - no noise and only Abdul and I - It is now 10 past 6 so out the door after setting off the alarm.Abdul says everyones gone so good night!  Into the car start it up and a phone call from home asking what time will I be home.  Lucky I have been delayed because as I start to drive the dreaded alarm start screaming (ask Maurice about its noise ) -Has my mate the possum made another visit ? Walk towards the door and it is a creature of another sort in the door way - THE LAP MAN...Locked in and boy, is it noisy. Lap has a bath in the sink before he runs home every Saturday night- But why he didnt stick his head out when the lights went out ? has me confused. Bet he does next time I switch the lights out.

Who's the Ninny ?  Club has not be opened a week in 2011 and I have the 3rd bat lost this year- Complete with its Terry Towelling bat handle cover.

7/1/11: 41 YEARS TODAY ! What would have happended with Table tennis at Coburg- Victoria & Australia if this event did not take place ?
Veterans ? -Table Tennis Coaching ?  -Actually sport in Australia ?
Just imagine the unthinkable ? Happy 41st Anniversary -On behalf of Australian Sport- especially Table Tennis  - WE THANK YOU

So what is the Anniversary ? you tell me ! the 3 winners can join a PPP training at Coburg- even score a bit of a hit with Alois.
We thank Ping Skills for the offer of Alois  -especially Jeff who agreed that Al can do with some extra work

LOST -Form by some of our players (read about George in the Keenagers section) FOUND - a few Christmas Kilos by some of our members.

Talking about our Members - How about paying your 2011 fees guys and not just marching onto the courts. You might just cop a $5 session fee.

Christmas comp - Semi Finals next Wednesday -the draw is in the Pennant Section of this Web Site

6/1/11:INTRUDER ALERT - Big Possum - falls from roof into court 1 -charges across court -through net into court 6 - into 7 - through 8 and 9 - up ramp into canteen and nearly onto my lap. Our own animal master George Dimop. was the hero and sent it packing via the rear  exit.

Andrew Cornell- (later copied word for word by Rohan H - 'we are playing in the finals next week - does that mean there are 2 more teams worse than us ?"
Mick Tom - picks up the tools so that he can repair the door onto court 3 that he busted down. Arrives at the club and realises he might have the work shop - but the table tennis gear is still at home - By the time he returned the 2nd time the matches had started and the door is still broken

5/1/11:CHRISTMAS COMP - TONIGHT  - LAST ROUND  & we need 3 fill in Players  -
Call me on 0410472006 -drop me an e mail or rock up to the club  - You might just get a match !

Last Round of the Christmas competition & the excuses roll in - Missing a player (or 2) for my team -they are on Holidays -they are overseas - Bruno has to catch a tram -well. drive one actually - & Deniz is Damaged Deniz after looking at the rear wheel on her push bike -while riding it ! - A lamp post jumped out in front of her leaving Dee Dee battered and bruised -which means she can't wear her shorts !-which means she can't play tonight.

Last night saw us grab players left right and centre to fill in for the missing players, including a guy who just arrived from Adelaide on a 4 night stay. 2 of his nights will now be spent at Coburg. Over 10 players missing so very sorry if we can't find a fill in for your team.

4/1/11:PERCY WEI  - to coach at next weeks Holiday Camp- 12-30pm to 4pm Monday to Friday
12 players already booked in including DILLON CHAMBERS- CATISIA & SYD  

David Brand -
Already in doubt for Round 1 of the Summer pennant - First off the sore shoulder - Now the injured ankle. He is turning 50 this year and already he is falling apart.  -Don't worry Mr Breakdown Brand- we have been there and done that - and it only gets worse.

Abdul rolls up to the club -digs into his bag and no bat ! -It has been sitting at the club for the past couple of weeks waiting for Abdul re claim it.

3/1/11:SATURDAY SQUAD starts  back this Saturday $12 per person &  -THE FIRST TRAINING CAMP FOR THE YEAR STARTS AT 12-30 PM NEXT MONDAY

The club is open -The floors ar first class- but they would not be if it wasn't for the work from Craig Helen & Shaun
Well done guys - Just hope the members appreciate the long hours you have done over the past few days.

2/1/11:-Hall re opens Monday the 3rd at 6-30.
But first - we have to finish our work - 1 final coat of floor wax and start assembling the courtsd. 11-30am the fun starts ? You are welcome to come and give us a hand ! 

1/1/2011 -HAPPY NEW YEAR - From Everyone at Coburg table tennis centre

Today ! - 1pm -Pop in and say hello -You won't be able to have a hit- But you can bet Shaun Craig & ! are mopping the floors -Taking the Polisher for a walk and Putting floor wax on the floors -More hands the merrier .

JANUARY 2011- Monday Night -we re open 6-30 pm
Wednesday -Final round of Christmas Comp.
We are taking entries now for 2 camps -10th to the 14th January  & 24th to the 28th January -$20 a day -Camps run from 12-30 to 4pm
Australia day Challenge - the great tournament -Entries available at the club or contact me via the clubs webs site
Saturday training squad - 10 am Saturday the 8th January  $12 for the training session which goes until 12-30 pm

I will be ringing players in the next 2 weeks to confirm their entry in the 2011 Summer Pennant - 6 grades full - and no play in the back room this year.

TRENT & BELINDA  - will be in Melbourne for a flying visit in late February. -1 night will be set aside for a series of matches- 2 hour time limit -front 3 courts -best of 3 sets - Winner stays on court- More news on this event and the date  in the coming weeks.

24/12/10:Congratulations Michael Huang - 2010 Pennant Player of the Year
So close yet so far for the runners up - Duncan 15 and Craig

Bob Stewart - Keenager of the Year. And how did he celebrate the news ? Forgot to turn up for the Christmas comp. on Wednesday.

Check out the Sales section of this web site- A good table could be yours for a very cheap price

Nice Christmas Present - thanks to who eve decided that they need our recycle bin more than we do. It was outside the club at 10-30 last night full and ready to be emptied. At 9am it was no where to be seen.

Andrew Cornell - Delayed his departure before heading back home - to Mildura -yet team mate Keith felt he needed a break from the Christmas Pennant. Then the team mascot Mr Brand, refused to fill in. It took another long time Coburg player, Billy K to rescue the ship and fill in.

Mick Tomlinson - Was taken back when he found out that his team name (it was round 4) was really callec ANGER MANAGEMENT DEPT.  We just hope he decides to repair the door to court 3 which was destroyed when Taxi Tom walked right through it.

22/12/10:2010 Club Pennant Player of the Year -Quite amazing that with one round of the Christmas competition to be played tonight, there is 3 possible scenario's that will decide our winner.
The battle for the ladies champion was closely contested as well - The winner to be announced shortly,

21/12/10: 2011 Membership Fees
A new offer for Off Peak Membership for 2011. Members will be eligible for pennant discounts and can only train on week days when open or weekends not week nights. Enquire at the counter for information.

Well done Helen. A great Christmas break up held at the club on Sunday evening.
We thank Chrissy and Kay for their help. We thank the work crew who help set up and back down the courts and bands equipment, Craig, Shaun, Collin, Angelo, Duncan, Chris and Catisia. We thank the band members, Branko, Joe, Ziggy, Michael, Slavco, George, Greg and the unknown person who first off started dancing and took over the vocals. To this day I still don't know who he was.

Helen Li you are to be congratulated on your efforts. Lets hope next years function is even bigger and better.

When is Christmas celebrated in Slovenia? On the 20th of December we asked Adolf how is he going to celebrate Christmas? He replied "Oh yes ! Three weeks till Christmas". Well I don't know about you Adolf, but we will celebrate Christmas next Saturday and you can have yours in the middle of January.

Tony Mac and already the celebrations have commenced. A birthday card from Kath signed by all and the first of many birthday cakes complete with a candle and the Keenagers choir in full voice.

19/12/10: WAR  -Another big win to the South side to guarantee that Series 3 will run into 2011
Our first international player Willy from Mauritius played.  But the feature performer was Earn  Did he really cost his team 80 points ?

North side now lead 10/8- Next round -8th January- Saturday squad before hand.

George Soph- 4th time in a row -Out first round Shoot Out Doubles -At least Phil had the decency to do the same.
Congratulations -Bob Stewart -Keenager of the Year.

17/12/10:GET WELL KEVIN AND GOOD LUCK
We are all thinking of Kevin -
The Clubs Resident Poet and founding member of our Keeangers group. A long 3 months with Chemo as he fights the dreaded cancer for the 2nd time. We look forward to seeing you in March, Kev.

16/12/10:Coburg unveiled its cult hero this year & let the world discover its best kept secret.

Sunday nights function -6pm Branko the drummer from the Band Gone 2 Water -will bring his guitarist Michael to join Ziggy and make some music with Mainstreet

The 15 man, made You tube (15 fan club at Coburg )
Herald Sun  write about him & the 15 one liners began. Our top 10 -15ers for 2010.
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   Phil Davis –TTV & TTA, umpires a 15 match  -leaves the score board on the table with the number 15 only showing – Here is the winner he declares 
    15- goes to Nando’s  - given docket no 15 of course !
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   Phil Smith goes to a Restaurant with a group- 15 of them and the bill come to 2(family name)15
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   Not to be outdone – Mr 15 Graduation night –he is allocated number 215
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   The 15 fan Club is born !
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   His student Nick –leaves for overseas –on the 15th.
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   It was noted, that many of the canteen items  cost the big $1.5 o –Ping pong balls – Potato chips- Cans of Coke –Zero & Diet Coke –Orange juice  - & Powerades are Double Duncan & for 4 times Duncan   you can buy some Table Tennis Runners .
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   Who could forget Be Phu running around at the club champs organising tables. .9 to be exact but Duncans home table renamed 15 had him stumped.
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   15 coaches 15 students privately- from when the Fan club was born until the end of the year
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   AND THE WINNER without a doubt – Lawrence rushes to a bottle shop – DUNCANs – and is shocked to see the sign in the doorway SHOP 15

15/12/10:BRIAN BERRY - EARN CHEW - DUNCAN 15 & PERCY - All coaching this Saturday -Final squad for the year !

15/12/10:Don't forget this Sunday - The clubs Christmas party starts at 6pm and goes until 10pm -Fun and activities organised by Helen !  Bring a mate and a plate.

The amazing 15 - Steph- Eliz - Meliz- Darcie -Syd- Spicks & ? - Zeeshan - Salman -Martin - Michael G - William - Harry -Andrew -Phil & Barsham -Have all been coached privately by the great man on his beloved court 15. This group have all been coached by Duncan since he has picked up the nic name 15 -All 15 of them. Obviously no new students planned for this year. he has reached his quota.

Ah ! the Buckley boys -David calls in -We are running late -Did you make the finals ? I don't believe that we did If that is the case then you are running early for next years competitioon.

Who was the clot ? He dropped his keys into the rubbish bin then called his beloved wife tgo come and pick him up as he had lost his keys. Onc he found them it was different story. It became 'the dislexic old thing would not have left home yet so I may as well call her to say that there is no need to come out. I can call her anything now as I no longer need her help. Mr Welch ! I hope you rock up to the club tonight wearing a black eye.

13/12/10:VALE STEVE GRATTIDGE-
Steve passed away on Saturday after a long battle with Cancer.  On behalf of the President, Committee and Coburg club members and the Table tennis fraternity, we send our thoughts and prayers to his wife Anne, family & friends.
STEVE GRATTIDGE  - R.I.P.

It was reminiscing about Steve that made Peter P talk about 'the good old days'. He converted the humble home's 4 car garage into the 'Table tennis stadium. The year was 1975 in would rock Les M -Mark C -Steve H - Steve Grattdige -John Davey & daughter Jenny & Mark McClennan. All desperates with a passion for 'the Pong.  1st Sunday of every month the Table Tennis tournament was held and this lasted for 33 years.  Les M was declared the overall victor but he had an advantage as he would always roll up late and the others were worn out by the time he was ready to play. Pearts Ping Pong was just that -Peter supplied the table -venue- euqipment including match balls & refreshments, yet the mob still did not let him win. Play commenced at 10am and lasted to 3pm. Le's intentions were good but he never helped set up, or clean the area, move the rubbish or even has the court surrounds in perfect playing positions.

Interesting to note Steve Han was one of the bandits previously mentioned. Last night he was accompanied to the club by his lovely wife. She watched for 5 minutes then made the long walk home by herself. As for Steve he kept playing until a lift home became available

We also would like to pass on our thanks and good byes to Bruno Sawall and Xiao Wei who leave Australia after 4 years, and return to Bruno's home land Germany. 5 years in China before moving to Melbourne. Now with an ill mother it is time to go home. He leaves with these words for ever embedded in his head - AND BRUNO IS ZERO
Goodbye my friend -Our Super Matches will never be the same

12/12/10:WAR - A stirling performance from the South Side to keep its chances alive in Series 3. Team motivator and Captain L.L. (Lolly Legs) Lim was penalised for bad sportsmanship after 'ripping into 7 year old Eric' He also publicly apologised to opposition Captain Ms Jones for his bad behaviour. But his team rallied as they strolled to a huge victory.  But the North Side still leads 10/7 in the best of 20 match series.

It all happens today -Some of our Table Tennis players will be on display for the Televsion show from Norway, joining Australias best Boomerang Throwers
All happens at 1 pm on courts 4-5-& 6

Andrew Cornell - TAKE A BOW ! -WALKLEY AWARD WINNER  2010

All Media: Commentary, Analysis, Opinion and Critique

 

Andrew Cornell, The Australian Financial Review, “Once bitten: How Australia’s banks dodged the crisis”

BRIAN BERRY  Coaching today at Coburg -Saturday squad

DONT FORGET SUNDAY - 1PM - Norway television Program filming an indoor Boomerang throwing Compeitition
Come and be amazed at the skill of Andrew Browning in his wheel chair- Also in the teams are Jamie Champion -Mark Belcher-Bob Stewart & Australia's top boomerang throwers.

Had to call the police & the council to inform them of 3 guys swimmming in the swimming pool which does not open for 2 more weeks.. Did I ring the Ambulance as wel ? I was asked - as the pool  has not been cleaned since March - the water  colour resembles the top of our table on court 3

Don't miss the latest saga from Irene from Keenagers  -in the Keenagers section.  Oh Boy! is all I can say.

7/12/10: Training Camps : January 10th - 14th & 24th - 28th 12:30pm - 4pm each day. $20/day OR $15/day for 5 days or more. BOOK NOW!!

Saturday Squad features Brian Berry and number 5 junior from Mauritius Willy Dean Choon Kon Yun.

TONIGHT AFTER PENNANT & TOMORROW NIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS COMPETITION practice will be held for those who are interested in the Indoor Boomerang Throwing Competition which will be held next Sunday while been filmed for a television show from Norway.

Taxi Tom needs to stay off the jungle juice the night before he comes to Sunday training with the AWD program. It seems that our Cub Reporter Trevor has been harrassed by Taxi when he rolls up in a grumpy mood every Sunday.

UMMA centre - Annual Tournament semi finals will be played on Thursday. Section 1 Kaunain M. Beg vs Syed Mansood and Zafar Khan vs Abdul Ghafoor. Section 2 our two club junior players of the year Salman and Zeeshan Siddiqui are through the semi finals.

On Thursday night Angelo, Shaun, Jamie and Craig will be doing a demostration/club promotion at the Gowenbrae Retirement Village.

6/12/10:BRIAN BERRY  coaching at the club on Saturday at our squad - 10am start.

CLIFF LYNCH   - Club treasurer/former Secretary -Former A grade player with TTV pennant/ Section 1 player at Coburg Has a new title.
ELTHAM BOWLING CLUBs 2010 CLUB CHAMPION-  - This now puts him into the Tournament of Champions. A great Tournament that features all Bowling clubs champions from around the State. (wouldn't we love to see Percy play in a Table Tennis Tournament against Club champions ?) Good Luck Cliff and we hope you go deep into the draw at this major event.

5/12/10:WAR - although Percy did his best to destroy the South Side -an injured Lawrence injured Limbs Lim led his team to a stirring victory.

And next week they will have BRIAN BERRY in their team as he will be coaching next Saturday at our training session. Brian might just be able to sneak in some private lessons after the squad as well- Book in now at the club

Check out the DVDs of our Keenagers in action  -Brilliant job by the group from Swinburne University

3/12/10:2010 AUSTRALIAN RANKINGS - Trent  7- Dillon Chambers - 9 - Linda Huynh  9 and Elizabeth Jacob 10th

January Camp - entry forms now available - Monday 10th to Friday 14th .And Dillon will be in attendance.

2nd Camp in January - Monday 24th January to Friday 28th, Contact the club to make a booking

THE CLUB WILL BE OPEN UNTIL FRIDAY THE 24TH OF DECEMBER (we will be open 9-30 am to noon on that day)
Saturday Squad on every Saturday except Christmas day & New Years day.

We re open Monday 3rd January in the evening.

Does any one onw 250 spare piong pong balls ? they might be required by the Preincess Park Bowls club- Read the story in the Keenagers Section of this Web site.

Final round of the Friday night Pennant- Congratulations Jamie Champion -4th term winner and Zeeshan & Salmon Siddiqui -Coburg Clubs Junior Players of the Year.
So Thursday nights &  Friday nights activities have been completed and wont return until February 2011- Plenty of spare tables for hire or for members to have a hit on

2/12/10:WHAT A PITY - But we thank you for your support -THE TTA web site - Featured our Super League complete with a photo of You-Jing & Miao. Many E Mails and phone calls about the great article - A great promotion of our sport at a local club. -yes ! it was removed after one day

SUPER LEAGUE -- The Tee Shirt  Worn by Trent in the  colours of the Winners -Green with Gold Trim. FORE HAND FRENZY  on the back -It is up for sale as we raise money for next years Super League - I have a reserve on it. Size medium but big for a Medium. See it at the club.

SUNDAY NIGHT - 19th December - a get together for members and their families at the club
6pm to 10pm -
Bring a plate and your drink -
Helen promises to provide the entertainment - Let us know at the club if you are interested in coming.

Left Handed Golf Clubs on display at the club  -Now this is one hell of a Christmas present -
Make an offer and we will decide -
A former Club champion donated the Clubs . the money will go towards the running of the 2011 Super League.
CALLAWAY CLUBS & BAG  - 9 irons - 1 Driver-2 Putters- 1 Sand Wedge  -All left handed  -DROP IN & MAKE ME AN OFFER

CHRISTMAS COMP started off with a Bang.
Some old faces -Some Red faces - it was quite humid as one expects during Summer. Already Bob & Bruce look the goods in Section 3. Mark B filled in and beat Craig in the upset of the round and Kay & Deniz belted the teenagers.
Will give a full review in the next couple of days

1/12/10:CHRISTMAS COMP STARTS TONIGHT -
Hope it is better than Tuesday pennant. Alex S/G rang up at 20 to 8 to say he would not be playing the 7pm match.
Mr 15 is great according to the Yap-Star. He was playing a match on court 2 yet he knew exactly where in the roof the lost ball was. that CY lost from court 3,
How about our long time mate Mike T. Playing against John mr Ping Pong Wong & did the score board really read 11- zip - love - nought -nothing at all ?
OK Mike your secret is safe.

30/11/10:Keenagers today - A good turn out and the new DVD was released. What a great job done by the Swinburne students.

David -Mate- Chris -Or what ever his name is this week. Could not attend Satruday training - instead bent down to pick something up -BANG  there goes the back- Now cant play pennant tonight. Now we know why he asks the players to pick up the balls on Saturdays.

29/11/10:A plea for help !
A friend of our club- has 2 U2  tickets for Wednesday evening at Etihad stadium.. -Cost is $100 each -= First to ring me on 0410472006 - can buy the tickets

28/11/10:WAR  -Series 3 -South side who have been getting a belting - Made some big changes. Threw Craig onto the Interchange bench. Retired Collin -Sent Venkat overseas & appointed a new Captain. Recruited Darcie & Cameron & guess what- A slow start with only the 'Wei ' one Percy keeping them in the match. Enter Captain Lawrence, on one leg (the new Captain hook !) and a startling turn a round and finally a win for the South side. Still trail 5 /10 in Series 3.

Christmas Competition -Kicks off Next Wednesday evening. - 3 x Sections - But we do need fill ins as Christmas approaches. If you are free on any of the 4 Wednesday evenings in December or the first 2 Wednesdays in January- Contact me - You might just get a match.
Section 1- 15, Craigo & Sam the ones to beat. Look out for Les, Steve & Chris.  Noise dept. Big battle between George and the Mick and Mike show.
Section 2 -Mr Tram partners 'the Trucky - 3rd player - Mr Spare parts Rob. who has more partners than Zha Zha Ghaboor since his mate Duncan went on holidays and never returned.  Helens heroes will be a hand full and Kal Raf & Meric will do OK -- Lawrence's lot ?  dont write them off !
Section 3 -A couple of tough nuts who have been around for a while lock horns and team up -Bob & Bruce. Rodney, Tyson & Simon will give a good account for themsleves. Raveen ? sorry mate you drew the short straw. Karl will do OK but your 3rd player ? Davo is in for a tough season. Rosie's Ratbags are the interesting team.

KEENAGERS TAKE A BOW - 33 member/ players from our club & partners -had a great night at Darebin RSL

more good news -Tony McMahon on the improve but Kevin from Keenagers still unwell.

Next Tuesday morning - a special showing of the Coburg Keenagers group on DVD.

BIG BIAGIO -YOU BEAUT ! -Our special man was told ' your partner in the Christmas competition is your friend Andrew.' Huh!  Do you mean Andy ?' -No Andrew ! 'Who's Andrew he asked'. The bloke you have trained with most Sundays for most of the year' .Well, like a mangy brown dog, he slowly turned his head, looked around the centre full of the AWD players and coaches and others having a hit and said 'No one here called Andrew ' -I never said he was here today !  - Oh! that Andrew  -Well done Biagio -How quick we forget.

27/11/10:Friday night Competition - Last round next Friday night
2 more weeks only of Tuesday night pennant & the Thursday night Junior Squad is now finished until February.

26/11/10: CHRISTMAS COMPETITION - Four vacancies left. Matches start next Wednesday.
Contact Bruce if you would like to play or if your available to fill in any Wednesday evening in December or January.

Again Tony Mac is in the WARS   -Good luck with everything old mate !
He hopes to be at the club next Tuesday

Next Tuesday morning- The DVD on the Keenagers will be shown..Can't wait to See it-

LAWRENCE LIM - Congratulations on your teams effort at the Corporate Games-- Proud Winners by the margin of One Point
We will give your teams results a full review once I can find some spare time

The teams are up on the White Board for Summer Pennant- Started to write up Section 1 when George took a sticky beak -DAVID & GEORGE  it read !- Pinch me I must be dreaming '  - He screamed - He screamed even louder when Helen did pinch him !-- Could not shut him up so had to ring David to explain- while on the phone Section 2 teams were written up - GEORGE & TERRY   --   poor George come back to Earth quicker than the Space Shuttle but landed with a bigger thud !

25/11/10:LOADS OF INFORMATION  - 1-Super League-
We thank MIS Communications (Lawrence Lim) & Welch Auto Parts -
No Chance of an Elite Competition without their help
Phil Smith and Alois-= Your work is not done  -But thanks for a great job !
Chrissy & Kay - The Supper was wonderful ladies.  & the 50 people who bothered to show up for the Grand Final -You witnessed some great Table Tennis and the dominance of Miao Miao.
Coburg's Corey Koala -who will forget his 'Grass Hopper' stance to Khiem or the Be Phu impersonation or the scream from Miao.

(A full match review will be placed in the Pennant section of our Web Site)
Super League - Semi Finals - Pretty much as expected -Danny and Earn and Miao & You-Jing win their Semi's.

Grand Final - Some good tough Table tennis - Miao's win over Earn  (did he think that he would be playing world class opponents again - 20 years after retiring ?)
Miao's win over Danny. You-Jings improved play in the Grand Final.
CONGRATULATIONS -MIAO MIAO -YOU-JING LIM and Melissa Tapper & Trent Carter who also represented this team during the season.
Congratulations - Goran  - Winner of the Aussie shirt worn by Melissa during Super League..
Another shirt to be Auctioned in the next few days  -READ THIS SPACE !
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CHRISTMAS COMPETITION -- Starts next Wednesday 1st December - Contact us if you would like a game during December or January 2011 -We do need some fill in players for all 3 Sections.

SUMMER PENNANT 2011 - Unfortunately -Table Tennis players -
have trouble A) committing to play the full  season (every season we see players pull out) B) Arriving on time for matches - (how come Football clubs don't have this problem ?) C)  Getting fees from the players ( once you agree to play -surely that means you agree to pay your fees ?)  & (the sad one for me ) D) GET YOUR ENTRY IN ON TIME ! - Some players now will not be playing Pennant until next April. -We only have 9 tables guys - We   have been taking entries via the net for 3 weeks - For the past 2 weeks we have handed entry forms to those players who had a Bye this week and this weeks Score Sheets were clearly marked ENTER NOW. 
So next Summer- Section 1 - 2 good players will miss out - Section 2.  3 of the top 10 players miss out - Including 2 players who entered the Christmas Comp. Section 3 -3 of the Top 10 from this season - including a team of top juniors currently in 3rd place on the ladder. Section 4 -5 of the top 15 players including the Leading player
Section 5- is good but Section 6 -1/2 the grade miss out. -Good News is the I still have room for Wednesday nights Section 7 & 8.

24/11/10:SEMI FINALS & GRAND FINAL OF SUPER LEAGUE -- 7pm free entry

We are still after some athletes to join an indoor boomerang throwing competition
Does not matter if you have never done it - these are short distance indoor boomerangs.
Sunday 12th December - a great promotion for our club on Norway television.

CHRISTMAS COMP -- full  - but we do need some fill in players for all 3 grades
2011 SUMMER PENNANT  -- Basically full - Can fit some players into Sections 7 & 8 on Wednesday evenings.

GRAND FINAL SUPER LEAGUE -- Look out for a visit from Coburgs Cody Koala

David Kumar
was called Chris by Sully- They met in the car park and it was reduced to hello Mate! How quick they forget !
Adolf's big return to Section 1- Congratulate me he says ! We were the first team to finish their match. 
Phil & Phil - Late fill ins to table 7- No time to play Doubles was the request- the match is way behind time- Singles matches only  -they walked onto court 7 and Yep!  Straight into the Doubles match .

How come nearly ever person in the club has pestered me about the big clock not working ? Yet come 10 oclock at night no one seems to see the clock ?

23/11/10:Only 4 spots left in Section 3 for Christmas comp.
Summer 2011 -Section 1 -2 & 3 are full  - Not too many spots left in the other sections.

Syd -
Thought his  table tennis runners had lost their grip - Not much tread on them at all and they were fairly new.  Does playing on concrete do much damage ? he asked Yep ! ruins court shoes every time ..

Sunday 14th December. -A film crew from Norway -televison show - Golden Goal - will be filming some boomerang throwing.
Some outdoor throwing in the morning and early afternoon an indoor competition.
So who will throw their hand up and give it a try ? I need 2  teams similar to the Andy & Hamish afternoon.
1-30 pm
-You do not need to be an expert -we will do some training before hand and use indoor foam boomerangs- throwing is easy - the events are interesting but can be done by co ordinated people.

Already confirmed - Jamie Champion - Craig - Chris Yap - we need 6 throwers per team. (must have a Coburg coloured tee shirt)

22/11/10:Trevor - could not stop lauging as he walked into the club -He now knows that there is a 15 fan club - he knows who is no 15. That Chrissy kissed a big dog while laying under a tree and that a visitor to the lcub last week ate a 3 star ball. But what tickled his fancy the most was that Taxi Tom screamed when chucked into an ice bath. The full story is in the Keenages section, but Trevor promises to have some information to be added to our Web site.

Rocked up to the club tonight -first thing I found -Trevors phone cover- He lost it the very day I gave it back to him.

LING is off to New York . Her 77 year old mither lives there and is a keen table tennis enthusiast. She plays out sport every day So myabe Ling is actually a player herself ? Myabe Mum and Martin should join WAR  in the new year They will be valuable additions

TRENT won the PCYC Open yesterday He defeated Li 4 zip in the final. Another good win & another title to his name.

Dont forget SUPER LEAGUE  on Wednesday. Semi Finals then the Grand Final. Captain Koala will be there and a Special Tee Shirt might just be Auctioned off.

20/11/10:WAR   -THE 10th win in Series 4 to the North Side -1 more win guarantees North teams 6 players will be on the Shield
MORE WAR NEWS -
We welcome Sander from the Almerspin Club in Almerie -NETHERLANDS
Sander
found WAR  on You tube and plans to implement it into their groups training sessions.  But first he wanted to know the rules. A bit hard to explain as no one knows all the rules !

CONGRATULATIONS TRENT - In Super League he tried out the same Pimples Vivian Tan uses. First time he had played a serious match with pimples other than his faithful 563. As we discovered it gave him more shots in his armery. Today he played the PCYC Closed tournament in Sydney-  He feated Justin Han Australia's number 2 for the first time in a couple of years. Winning most of the important back hand to back hand rallies. Trent then played a great match before losing to hris Yan. Tomorrow (Sunday) is the Open event. We all wish Trent good luck.

Sunday 14th December - A film crew from Norway will be in Melbourne to film some Australiana. Boomerangs will be featured so we hope to bring the crew to Coburg and have an indoor boomerang throwing comp as per Andy and Hamish show earlier this year. Nothing has been confirmed yet but I am chasing players who want to try their hands out in the trick catching of the small indoor boomerangs. -Michael H, Bob s and Jeff P dominated last time- You dont need great boomerang throwing skills but some good hand and eye co ordination. Let me know if you would like to join a team.

Allan Dunn drove from Ballarat to join todays squad. But entered the hall without his bat- That was still in the car.  I have no idea of what he was planning to use, Not that it mattered. he did not last the session as the old knee gave way again. Last time he was limping for 3 weeks after one of our sessions.

Apart from that Al was hitting with a charged  up Debbie Dangerous. Bang - and it seemed every smash got him in the side or belly. Then to add insult, in a match against Craig, an errant fore hand smash from Craig missed everything. Al turned around and the ball rebounded off the green barrier straight into his eye.

THURSDAY's - Junior session see the last session for the year (25th November) So after that the hall is available on a Thursday for the next 2 months.  Lets hope our members take this opportunity to use the hall while it is vacant.11

19/11/10: CHRISTMAS COMP - Commences December 1st. Only got room for 10 more players.

Summer pennant entries are filling out fast.

We welcome John Van Hirsel on board and is a leading Photographer and will offer cheap rates to members who will like a action shot of themselves.

Look out for Super League Grand Final next week a special appearance from Captain Koala.  

Not quite Ms Monroe - but the Mustangs version of Happy Birthday was sensual enough.

From behind the counter I called out for Mr Lim. 2 ladies turned their heads, but Mr Lim stayed put. Maybe it had something to do with his name being Mr Luong.

18/11/10:NEXT WEDNESDAY BEFORE THE GRAND FINAL - 2 Very Special Tee Shirts might be Auctioned off

SUPER LEAGUE :Some of the best Table Tennis ever played at Coburg. Next week will see the Semi Finals played followed by the Grand Final. And Yes! members, there are still plenty of tables for you to hit on. But judging by last night, everyone stopped playing to watch Miao in action. She won a great 5 setter against Percy. Then Danny showed Percy who is the best lefty in town. Michael vs Craig twice. David Brand showing everyone he can still lob and grovel. Has Be Phu ever tried harder than he did against Miao ? The finale ? the best game seen in Super League 2010- Khiem vs Craig.
A match wrap up can be found in our pennant section of this web page.  -Come on members -Support these players -They deserve a huge crowd next Wednesday night.

Thursday -9th December. I will be taking up to 6 players with me to do a Demonstration at the Retirement Village in Gowanbrae.
Very important for our club, as most of our Keenager members belong to the Pasoce Vale Retirement Village. Paul Fitzgerald a Section 2 player has organised this visit with his father who lives in the village and is a keen fan of our sport. Craig will be coming, as will Tony Mac & Angelo. Contact me at the club if you are interested in participating.

CHRISTMAS Competition is nearly full - 4 x Wednesdays in December and 2 in January

2011 SUMMER Pennant- 6 x divisions on Tuesdays & 2 on Wednesday nights  -ENTER NOW !

17/11/10:Super League tonight -Miao vs Percy - Be Phu vs Danny  - Liao vs Earn 
and much much more - Listen out to SEN radio 4pm to 6pm. A little plug for tonights matches just might be heard.

Taxi Tom - is not the tough man he thought he was. He got chucked into an ice bath and screamed like a girl. Didn't clear his brain as he missed Tuesday night pennant because he thought it was Monday.

Everyone it seems wants to play a higher Section. Everyone that is except Allan Auch. Traffic problems is his excuse -Leave me in Section 4 where he just happens to be leading player.

Sully wanted to know who that kid was. Duncan is a coach here !  'Him  how old is he ? asked Sully  -23  My god I thought he was 15  -Now that he is  -- 15 is right but it is not his age. Which led us onto the 15 fan club and now Sully is the newest member- with a signed shirt of course.

16/11/10:SUPER LEAGUE -2 of our Members -Phil S & the Advertising Guru -Alan Davo have been putting in the hours for our club. Tomorrow afternoon (Wednesday ) SEN radio will talk about Super League. Even a chance the 'OX' might interview our own Miao Miao on the radio. As for Phil, the DVD he is making just might give our sport coverage not seen in Australia for many years.  In other news check out YOU TUBE -Coburg table tennis club Asian Championships. Some great matches including Percy copping a spanking from Miao.

It does not end there -Moreland Leader Newspaper on line- Where You Live - your say -has some great stories on Super League & a secton where you can add comments. It would be great if some enthusiast add their thoughts to the comments section

The quiet man Slavco. Only plays with 3 star balls but loses them frequently- In the roof -they break -get stood on -but last night's effort beats them all. ANGUS paid us a visit - A 4 year old Staffordshire Terrior. Craig marches him down to court 7 in an attempt to terrorise Duncan. All going well except a barrier was open on court 5. in charges the brown bomber -One foul swoop and Slavco now the owner of what resembles a golf ball. Craig shoves his hand into the dogs mouth, retrieves the ball and sheepishly hands it back a bit wet and sloppy then leads Angus back to his owner. Sometimes even the best plans go astray.

Maybe Percy can borrow Angus in his match against Miao tomorrow night ? Don't know if she could handle the pressure of Angus jumping up trying to latch onto her high toss serve ?

15/11/10:LEVEL 1 COACHING COURSE  - A meeting with Keith Mundy from TTV in the near future to confirm a Level 1 course at Coburg early in January. Please contact me now if you would like to attend.

Asian Champs-This is a great tournament that would not happen with out the efforts of Martin Chiew & John Wong--Congratulations guys !

 Well done - Miao Miao -Back to back titles- This time handing out a thrashing to Hemming Hu in the final
But some good resaults from the Coburg players.
Percy -Semi Finals -Had a game point in the 2nd but fialed to capitalise. -Knows now what he is in for on Wednesday night -Super League
Michael Huang-
Semi Finalist only to lose to Hemming- But his recorded his best ever win in the 1/4s . A massive win over George Tang N.S.W.
Be Phu Huynh -Winner of the over 50s and 1/4s in the Open event.
Linda Huynh -Runner Up Ladies final
Earn CHew - In final of team cup lost 11/9 in the 5th to Eric Tan with match poised at 2 rubbers each team in best of 5 rubbers
Duncan Tu -Winner of Doubles & managed to take a set off Miao Miao

Zac rang the club - spoke to Kay -she thought he wanted a Sports bag- Handed phone to me - I was sure he meant a Bat Cover. He was actually after a bat.

13/11/10:CHRISTMAS COMPETITION - Entries are closing soon - Only 20 spots left
2011 Summer Pennant Entries also going fast- ENTER NOW - 8 Sections (2 on Wednesdays)

Our thoughts are with Hai Truong as he makes a quick dash to Vietnam. His father has had a stroke and now his sister has had a heart attack and is in the energency department of her local hospital.

Good wins to some of our club members at todays Asian Cup. Percy looked to be in great form and Duncan 15 stole a set from Miao Miao

George- Training hard for 2011 Club Championships. Played in the last 2 Friday Shoot Out Doubles event with the Keenagers. Lost in first round both times leaving his partner Lynette  to say' Let me have my other partner back - We  win a a few rounds at least !' -She is talking about Phil a Section 6 player.
Phil was trying to leave Keenagers early -20 minutes after walking down the front steps -he was stuck with George chewing his ear. I wonder what time he did leave the car park ?

12/11/10:NO PLAY THIS WEEKEND DUE TO ASIAN CHAMPS

But a brief Saturday squad- $5 pp - 8-30am to 9-30 am

11/11/10:SUPER LEAGUE - Now that is what we call TABLE TENNIS -
So many great matches - lets do a brief highlight package-
Danny lost 2- Percy lost 2 -Earn was on fire - Trent won all of his matches & Khiem Luu will be hard  to beat at the Asian champs, after his great win  over Percy.
THE MATCHES -You-Jing a great come from behind win to defeat Craig -then team well with Treny in Doubles. Earn defeats Percy -who in turn -defeats Danny. Michael and Khiem defeat Be phu but Liao defeats Michael -onto Round 4- Trent defeats Danny in 5- Earn & Danny lose a Doubles match. David defeats Be Phu Craig beats Liao yet their team loses. Khiem defeats Percy and Jim narrowly falls to Michael   -AND THERE WAS MORE !

But Trent did not win every match he played yesterday. A lunch meeting with Doctor Stuart and a game on the I Phone of Table Tennis. Trent was quick to grab a 3 zip lead. But then the good vet showed his skills to record a 11/3 win.

So next week is the final round- and the Qualifying finals matches - 7pm Wednesday night FREE ENTRY
Trent will be replaced next week by MIAO MIAO, & she will play Percy. Jim & You-Jing will also be a good match. Be Phu & Liao will play Danny & Earn in some more high quality matches  plus we have Michael & Khiem playing Craig & David.

Final word on Super League - Alan Davidson has been working hard on advertsing this product- Many thanks Alan - Already plans are under way for next years project. Players who show professionalism will be invited -A new format - a new time slot  -But only if we get good size crowds next week and the Grand Final.

Current ladder - Danny & Earn 1st -Michael & Khiem 2nd- Liao & Be Phu 3rd You-Jing & co 4th -David & Craig 5th Percy & Jim 6th.

Finals format - 1st vs 6th 2nd vs5th 3rd vs 4th - semi finals (24th) Top 4 qualifiers in Semis - followed by  2 x semi winners in grand Final

10/11/10:ENTRIES ARE NOW AVAILABLE FROM THE CLUB FOR NEXT SEASON -which commences on the 1st  FEBRUARY 2011
8 x sections- 1 to 6 on Tuesdays  - Sections 7 & 8 on Wednesday evenings

Saturday night 27th November -Keenagers night out but CLUB MEMBERS WELCOME TO JOIN - Darebin club in Bell Street

TONIGHTs SUPER LEAGUE MATCHES  - Trent vs Danny Semmler - Danny vs Percy & Earn vs You-Jing. 
Michael vs Be Phu - Craig vs Trent - David vs Liao  -Don't you dare miss this night !   7pm FREE ENTRY

Taxi Tom has lost 2 butterfly clips from behind his ears that hold in the ear rings. The net that is the entry to courts 4 to 9, keep attacking Taxi ! So the solution?  Can some one bring in a Hack Saw ? He looks like Chopper -may as well cut off the ears -not only will Taxi look more like him, He wont have to worry about the ear rings.

8/11/10:ASIAN CHAMPIONSHIPS -this coming Weekend  - Sorry guys no tables available but come down and watch some of the best players.

For the Hard Cases - Saturday squad- Group session coaching from 8-30- am to 9-30am  -$5 per player..

A newspaper article arrived this morning. Table Tennis in Mildura is going great guns. Our own Dillon Chambers (we can claim his as one of our own, as he does a lot of training at Coburg) has won his past 15 matches. He is now the Section 1 2nd leading player. Last Friday, who should roll up to Keenagers ? and lose first round of the Shoot Out -Gavin Carmichael. He is the organiser of this great club and a very handy player. But he has never played Dillon in competition. On Friday he was 'blowing his own Trumpet' about how he coaches Dillion in Mildura, organises his training session & is the driving force behind Dillon's success. That is OK, but while Gavin was in Melbourne, it just happended that his team had to face the young champ.  Now Dillon has to wait until next March before he gets his match with Gavin. And people worry about a rigged draw for Collingwood ?

7/11/10:-OH MY !  SUPER DOOPER LEAGUE  - An Australian team representative in 2010 who won matches Internationally WILL BE PLAYING IN SUPER LEAGUE THIS WEEK. - They will join YOU-JING LIM s Team. Sounds like a pretty good replacement for MIAO MIAO  who will play in week 3.

So in the first match on Wednesday - Khiem and Michael play Be Phu and Liao -NOT BAD -  OK how about Percy & Jim playing Danny & Earn  to decide -  Who is Victoria's no 1 Left handed player ? Not too Shabby this match ! -The Icing on the CAKE - David Brands first match against a current Australian player for a number of years. Hmm! David coached this guy as a kid and has never played against him . WILL HE BE ABLE TO RETURN DAVE'S SERVE ? & a repeat of one of the  Club Championships big match -Craig vs You-Jing.

Well it  does not end there - Round 4 -which will be played straight after the previous Battles are decided - Khiem vs Percy - David vs Be Phu - Then the match of the SERIES - DANNY SEMMLER vs TRENT CARTER

First in the WAR of WORDS - the Chew train feels that' Trent's training has been slack - so he wont be able to control my attack !

6/11/10: WAR  - another win to the North side  - 2 more Victories and Series 3 will be WON.
CHRISTMAS COMPETITION ENTRIES WILL CLOSE SHORTLY - enter now !

Summer pennant 2011-  6 Tuesday night Divisions - 2 Divisions on Wednesdays -
ENTER NOW AT THE CLUB  !!

A little story from the Veterans Championshps concerning 3 of our players
3 of our players -
Had a break between matches. A bite to eat then lay down under the shade of a tree. The male laying in between our 2 ladies, who both had their eyes closed. Up to the trio walks fido A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Our man pats the dog but soon the dog wants a new friend ? . Walks over to one of the 'sleeping beauties' and licks her face. She says NOTHING  just lays there !  .Finally she opens her eyes and here is Fidos big head very close to here face. She simply says to the laughing 'dancing man' Oh I thought that was you !

5/11/10:SUPER LEAGUE -
Rounds 1 and 2 were played on Wednesday.
If you were not at the club you missed - Danny Semmler give Michael and Khiem a decent touch up. David Brand and Jim play a classic match. Melissa Tappers great form in defeating Liao and Michael. Earns good win over David & Craig over Earn.

So what does not Wednesday promise ?  How about Victoria's best 2 leftys -Percy vs Danny ? for starters. Be Phu & David in a repeat match of the Club Championships thriller. or maybe it is the Percy vs Earn match that will be a beauty. All of this and more - 7pm Next Wednesday - Free Entry - See you there !

3/11/10:SUPER LEAGUE TONIGHT  - the matches to include -

Khiem Luu & Michael Huang vs Danny Semmler & Earn Chew
Be Phu Huynh vs You-Jing Lim   Liao Xiao Hua vs Melissa Tapper
Jim Kilderry vs Craig Carter & Danny Semmler vs David Brand

Now that is what we call a Star Studded line up.  See you all at 7pm tonight.

Anyone for a game of Table Tennis says Jim.? He is cutting down his playing time at the moment, he claims. Just wait when is back in full steam.
The Veterans Championships meant 10 days of Table Tennis at elite level. Several days later back to the club for WAR and some matches.
Sunday ? The Club Championships. (had to Handicap the 15 times Winner) so why not play matches than any other competitor  He still complains about having to win more matches than the eventual winner, yet Jim only made the last 16. (I remember when Jim entered the Champs  - only a few matches was the request. - not many events- the Open -the Open Doubles- The Veterans  -He made the Semi Finals  - and the Super Match.. So a quiet day on Monday with a short hit Monday night (2 hours )Cup day Round Robin  - (I dont have to play many matches do  I ? No Jim - 14 matches later -he left after playing in the Semi Finals.
Tonight he is playing Super League (4 singles and 2 doubles)  What are you doing tomorrow night Jim ?
The Winner of the Round Robin ? wearing his 15 Fan Club Tee Shirt -David Brand.

Pistol Pete  -After hard season of Table Tennis he had to head North for a break (Hamilton Island) He did carry the team all season so Easy Beat Eric had to stay back and do some extra training. But not all rest & play for Pistol. A study of the form guide - & a dog is racing in Adelaide called Pistol Pete -A few of the hard earned is put on him & of course - It also runs 2nd. -Now he is searching to see if there is a nag called 15 ?

PENNANT PLAYER OF THE YEAR . Just whose name will go on the Shield ? Past 2 years Winner Craig was looking good but a strong Pennant by Duncan put him in the lead. Now some excellent performances by Michael Huang sees him in front by 1 win. Duncan is not playing Super League and each win in this competition is worth a lot of points. But wins will be hard to get. Already Duncan has entered the Christmas competition & Duncan is guaranteed to score a few points in December. But there is another player looming. If Be Phu Huynh can win 3 more matches than Michael and Craig in Super League, he might justsee his name on this prestigious shield. One thing for certain - we won't know the winner until the end of December.

NOW SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE 2010 CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS.
The Matches-
Too many to name - but they include Be Phu vs Earn - vs Percy. Khiem Luu vs Percy & his match with Craig who ahd a claasic with You-Jing. David Brand and Be Phu and his match with the Mustang. James lew and Chris Y (2 times) Jamies matches with James & Liam Duy and Linda's final. The form of Phillip Marchant who will be pushed up at least 2 grades next season. And welcome back Adolf, some vintage play we havent seen for a while.   -sorry to those I have missed. Can't forget Trevors 11/9 win over Mark, in the 5th.

But how about ! - Mike Donlon - returna a Round Robin sheet marked that all 4 players recorded 3 wins each. No losers in this group.
Be Phu Huynh -was so stressed that the boards were not being returned he went on a search after them Court 15 had him tricked.
Angelo - Big 5-0 next year David! - Not sure ! was the reply 'Well. I am says Angie - followed by David Brand I have a long memory & a big mouth
Lawrence -Waiting for a Game Lim -trouble was an hour earlier he had been defeated in that evnet
George & David -Finally after many months- Their time for a Doubles match - Then the Score sheet is returned with the wrong names on as Winners.
Alan Davidson - sick losing to kids - David in the Wheel Chair -some guy on the come back trail called Brand -finally got to play some one older than himself. The warm up was longer than the match -his opponent ? - jim Kilderry. He then umpired a semi final and said he will keep his eyes on them - that will teach him a bit. Did not work as he lost his next match
But the high light was Alan beaming after umpiring the classic match between Be Phu & Percy. 'I had the best seat in the house'.   -It was simply great hearing some one appreciate how great our players are.


2/11/10:2 of Coburgs greats -Andre Cornell & Keith Trengove will play the Christmas comp.. GET YOU ENTRIES IN NOW - TIME IS RUNNING OUT !

1/11/10:MELBOURNE CUP DAY - Open 9-30am to noon  & Re Open 6-30pm to 10pm -for the Round Robin Event  - $2 entry

CLUB CHAMPIONSHPS  -And it is Up UP and A Wei -as PERCY claims his first Coburg Club Championsihp win, over a gallant Khiem Luu.
Plenty of first time wiiners. - Khiem & You -Jing -Open Doubles Winners - Danny Trinh -A singles -B grade and Juniors  & Player of the Tournament James Lew - C grade Duy Nguyen  and How about our Ladies Finalists- Linda Huynh & Catisia Lim. Is this the first time 2 juniors have made the Ladies final ?
Special note- Super Match - Winner Percy in a Star Studded field -Who picked Liam Havekin  as the Runner Up ?

More news later on the Championships  -But first the Thanks !
Jim & Davis -
with the preperation/Seedings/ Draws before the event
Angelo- Control desk and Umpiring some Finals
Duncan & Ben -Helping run the Canteen
Craig - His help at the control desk

Some of the Major MATCHES -
The Open Final -
Percy was never in control and looked like losing in 7. Well played Khiem.
Last 16 -Craig vs You-Jing -followed by Khiem and Craig -2 great matches.
Michael Huang vs David Brand - A match that had everything. Sad that one one player could be declared the Winner.
But the match of theTournament ? - Open Semi Final -Be Phu and Percy .
Can't forget that Be Phu's previous match was also a ripper against Earn. 3 match points to Earn is my guess.

Juniors -Jamie Champions win over Liam in tthe Semis and James Lew win in the Final
Loved the Mark Pengilley & Trevor Wilson match (11/9 in the 5th to Trevor)

The Wounded Warriors
Adolf -
His best Club Champs since I have been involved. -Fighting it out to the bitter end
Abdul Ghafoor -Just like his week night visits -Wants to be last off the courts.
Noel Hynes- Arrived with a sore back - He felt it was not a good week to get a sore back - We gave him every opportunity 'to work out his soreness. Did not hear too many 'Come on Noels' by the end of the day -Don't think he will make Monday practice.
Alan Davo -Sick of losing to the Kids !  Bring on the old guys - That we did - Jim & David Brand have just cost TTV a Vets player for future tournaments. But we did love Alans comment after umpiring Be Phu & Percy- 'I had the best seat in town!"

What ever the HUYNHs drink at home, we want some. Linda & Be Phu played probably over 25 matches between them and both looked ready for more at the end of the day. - Please sell some to Lawrence - He had run out of petrol by noon.

A great day -Thanks Players, Helpers & Supporters - Can't Wait For Next Years Championships.

30/10/10:TAKING ENTRIES NOW FOR CHRISTMAS COMP -Enter now as I can only take 54 players.

WHAT A SUPER SATURDAY  -  An honour to witness what I saw.
Our new player from China - Boart Lee  - very very good - First to give Percy a  'touch up'- Next obstacle will be Trent before Christmas
How about Greg Letts. talk about fitting like a glove -first visit to Coburg and an instant hit (and member of 15 fan club ) to boot.
WAR  - did not cause a problem as he led the North side to an impressive win
But Mr Letts. -
You Slop -Playing Mr Lee & you give him a no spin chop. Boart actually showed you some respect as he lifted the big forehand drive. The ball did land -in court 8 after being looped from court 5.
Boert also left an impression on 'the Serve -David B - Yes ! Mr Serve got out served by the new man.

So the centre was packed for training - A large group for WAR  - After the Doubles event - Open the doors to everyone and the club then got packed.
Greg was very impressed as Saturday afternoons in Perth are rather quiet in the Ping Pong halls. Obvious solution Greg. - It was pouring outside (does it ever rain in W.A ?) & the people were pouring into our club. All you need to do is Hire the Crop Duster and seed feed the clouds, Once it rains people will be forced indoors.

CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS ON TODAY - Some of our players thoughts on who win win the Open Singles.
Maurice - says Percy - George Soph - Mustang Michael easily - Helen - Duncan 15 -Dominic -My dad Earn - Duncan - Percy -David Brand -Percy - Davis says we will see the real Craig.  NO ONE PICKS KHIEM..

29/19/10:The jibes have started. -Regarding the Club Championships which will be held on Sunday. One pair have done their home work and are already planning their match in the Open Doubles Semi finals. Percy's serve will be ineffective in Doubles and Chris Yap is a Pink Elephant, are their thoughts.

Super League - Super Good -how about the Round 1 match up boys ! Melissa tapper (2010 Australian team representative will be playing) Who is putting up their hand to play against her ?  7pm don't be late. and lets hope that these players get the large crowd that they deserve to come and watch them do battle.

George Soph dropped into Keenagers today- A final hit before the big Doubles match on Sunday. Well, didnt' he show good form. Partnered Lynette a 2 time Shoot out winner past 2 weeks  & they managed to lose the Semi Final of the Shoot Out Doubles -5 points to 1.Some how I think Sundays field might be a tad stronger.

Then it was time to leave the club. We qll know how the pastic Spider has been driving George mad. Well, waiting on the front veranda was Georges cousin -Soph the Snake -A 4tf Brown Snake. The team led by Killer Kit with George hidiing behind the group of us, successfully marched Soph off the veranda -along the tree bed towards the Creek - down near the Emergency exit & that (hopefully ) was the last we see of Soph. As for George ?  took him even longer than normal to leave the club and I dont think he will be parking the car down near the end of the hall anymore  Maybe this is the motivation Georgie boy needs to really fire up on Sunday ?

Former player Maurice Peries popped in for a look and a chat. Hopefully on his next visit he will also have a hit. 

29/10/10:CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS - Draw has been completed and is on display at the club -Round Robins start at 9am -Other events will start at 11am

SUPER LEAGUE -Super Matches -Super Players -Now it us up to the members to attend - we need a Super Crowd.

Kaunain - said to Craig- 'Havent seen you playing pennant for a while ? but there was the school holiday break - then I had the bye & then you had the bye- S'pose that is why I haven't seen you

28/10/10:Section 7 Premiers -Shady forehands  -Well done Tyson & Rodney
Interesting to note that the lovely Razza Rayelene was at the centre to watch the hubby (Mr Excitement Eric) in action. The moment he set his feet on the court she went for her book -Nathan Buckleys- All I can be. She said it would be more interesting reading than watching the action.

How about before the match. Eric pacing up and down the spectator area and out the door looking for his late mate. Mean while the Shady Forehand guys were on court belting a few balls around. Davo popped in (probably thought it was round 1 of the 2011 season) The Doubles match was close with Eric and Pistol too good or too steady ? Things went pear shped for Over the Net after that. But what would you expect when Pistol did not wear his lucky shirt !

27/10/10:Club Championships - 53 players in the Open singles event alone.
Round Robin matches - in groups of 4 players commence at 9am. 3 more groups will start t 10-30am.
All draws will be on display tonight at the club.

Tonight is the Grand final of Section 7- Tyson & Rodney vs Eric & Pistol Pete.

A big week at Coburg for schools matches. On Monday Liam H was at the club. At the completion of the matches, the teacher announced that is was time to go back to school. WHAT ? says Liam and he rang mum. 'but mum - nothing much at school -surely i can come home ?' Well, I did offer to talk to mum -but he was not letting go of the phone until mum said OK come home. She finally relented, the teacher was handed the phone then Liam was off. I asked could I speak to mum but it was too late- all we got was good bye as he flew out the door.

Elissa from Swinborne University and her assistants, have finally completed their filming at the club. 6 Tuesday mornings with the Keenagers. Very professional and patient. We await to see the finished product.

Hopefully we will have more news regarding Television and our club - Phil Smith will be filming Super Leauge. Hopefully some good footage will be seen in the near future

26/10/10:CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS - THIS SUNDAY = ROUND ROBIN'S START AT 9 am -last chance to enter is tonight !  -

SUPER LEAGUE STARTS IN ONE WEEK--  big news regarding this competition -to be announced in next few days

25/10/10:Start organising your teams for the CHRISTMAS COMPETITION - Enter now via the net ! Can only take 54 players and already we have entries coming in
Matches to be held on Wednesday -1st- 8th -15th and 22nd December & 5th -12th & 19th January  - Cost is ony $25 per person

24/10/10:Club Championships -Entries close on Tuesday.
Round Robin groups to start the event- Some wil start at 9am the others at 10-30. The Draws will be on display from Wedensday night at the club.

Terry from New Zealand joined WAR today- Some how it seems he might never have been involved in a distraction point before.

Louis come clean ? -Is it true that if you dig a hole big enough -it would come out in China ? The hole in your natue strip is the biggest hole I have ever seen. Are you trying to bring the relatives to Melbourne on the cheap ?

WAR - another come from behind win for the NORTH side. Although Mitch had his best match & Venkat played well it was the big points lost by Percy & Craig which cost the SOUTH side. The highlight Earn -Soggy Wheels Chew train - drinking a large botle of Sarsparilla between points. It seems that Dominic helped share the spoils.

23/10/10:SUPER LEAGUE - With Miao overseas with the Australian junior team & unable to play in our comp for the 1st 2 weeks, You-Jing has  recruited Foo-Er Liew from Malaysia. Might not be a spot for Miao when she gets back home ?

22/10/10: CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS  - Entries close next Tuesday on the 26th of October. Round Robin groups of four players and commence at 9am on Sunday 31st of October. Some groups will start at 10:30am Contact the club after Wednesday to find your starting time.

MELBOURNE CUP DAY -THE CLUB IS OPEN FOR KEENAGERS AND MEMBERS - 9-30 to 12 NOON - Then again 6-30pm to 10 pm in the Holiday Event Round Robin $2 entry -Cash prizes. Lots of fun and matches.

CHRISTMAS COMP is coming - 3 x player teams - Wednesday nights - DECEMBER 1st -8th -15th & 22nd. &  2011 -JANUARY - 5th and 12th GRAND FINAL on the 19th of January. Entry fee is $30 per person.

ENTRIES TAKEN VIA THE NET NOW! or from the club from the 1st of November.  First 54 players to enter will be accepted.

SUPER LEAGUE -Starts Wednesday week -Rounds 1 & 2 will be played first week -Matches to include -Khiem Luu vs Danny Semmler & Earn Chew - Danny & Earn to play David Brand also.  Be Phu Huynh vs You-Jing Lim, Craig vs Jim Kilderry & Michael Huang vs Earn Chew.

Now it is up to our members -WE HAVE THE PLAYERS-Can you spare the time to come and watch ?
Also the 6 teams need to be named- Already 2 Keenagers have agreed to align with a team.All we need is 4 more members. all they have to do is lead their teams onto the arena on the opening week. We have Clems Gems & Bonnie's Beasts. Who will be our other 4 team leaders

21/10/10:Who wants a hit ? Hurriyet is one of our Keenagers who enjoys a game of ping pong. But she can no longer attend our day time sessions. - Her standard is not great but she loves our sport.  Last night she waited at the club for a long time but could not find some one who wanted to hit with her. So if some one wants a hit with a casual player, contact the club by phone or via the  e mail. I will pass on your information & maybe a hit can be arranged on a weeknight or a weekend.

LOYALTY & COMMITTMENT - The great Pistol Pete -rushed home to tell his lovely wife that he is in next weeks Grand Final on Wednesday night (1 week before Super League starts) Well, it happens to be his 20th Wedding Anniversary (so he says - or is he chasing sympathy from the Shady Forehands team ?) - He won't ask his opponents to change the date of the Grand Final in case that upsets them--  but the 'special night - the restaurant -the presents have all been put on hold.
Breaking news ! - The great 15 -the man the Pistol looks up (but as of yet has not booked a private lesson) Has offered his services. He will take the good lady out as long as Psitol supplies the champagne & chocolates.

20/10/10:Terry -could visit the club tonight for a hit.  A former New Zealand National player who just might be showing us his skill in the coming Super League.

SUPER LEAGUE - SUPER PLAYERS - SUPER MATCHES - SUPER SPONSORS- M.I.S COMMUNICATIONS -The best place in town to buy your Communications gear - ezpecially Head Sets for your phones  & WELCH AUTO EUROPEAN SPARE PARTS -Best spare parts for all European cars - 4 Wednesdays in November - EACH PLAYER PLAYING 4 X SINGLES AND 2 DOUBLES PER NIGHT.  - 
now it is up to our Members- We have the players- you have to  support the competition -These players deserve the chnace to play in front of large crowds. AND IT IS FREE ENTRY.

Well the teams have been named - And already our top players are shaking. Will Earn get Burned ? Will Dave get slayed ? Will Craigo get biffoed ? Will the Mustang get flat tyres ? Who will be the lucky man to have to play Miao Miao ? Is Percy invincible and Danny Semmler ? Is he the best left hander playing in Australia at the moment ?
Add in Khiem Luu - Be Phu Huynh -You-Jin Lim -Wow ! its Liao and our own Jimbo  -THIS IS ONE HELL OF A SERIOUS COMP.

The bottom team in Section 4  - Won the battle by defeating Meric and Ili the top team. But our ex pres lost the War by breaking his 25 year old bat. But after such a good effort - surely his team mate will buy him a new one ?
RUB IT IN GEORGE - He can be excused a little as his doubles partner 'the Brand' finally won a doubles match,by carrying Percy over the line, but really ? what can yhou say about a guy who flogs one of Sections 2s leading players, Trung 3/zip when filling in then waits near the exit and says to him ' well played tonight '. Didn't see George say well played Kaunain after losing to him.
Maybe it is the name ? - Our other George also filled in. Arrives 25 minutes late, and gets told to jump on court 5. Hmm court 6 only had 3 players warming up so he jumps on and starts the Doubles match, leaving a 12  year a bit teary as he could not play with his mate.So once it was confirmed that George was not where he should be young Alex told him he was supposed to be playing. 'that's fine kid, you can play. after I finish the Doubles!"

Lucky Phil ! Where are you ? was the cry. It was his turn to umpire but he was no where to be found.  Is it possible that he actually lost his match ?

How the Mighty Have Fallen -Down went David Brand & George's hopes of winning the clubs Doubles Championship, when David crashed to the floor. Then Davids training partner Chris Yap went Yelp ! as his back gave up. This left David on the court on his own on the hallowed court 6.  Whilst this did give David a chance to work on his serves, we do remember the days when people lined up to give him a hit.
Talk about Mr Yelp - we saw Percy, David and Craig all at the club wanting to play pennant & ready to step into Chris's shoes should his back fail. He even told Craig -i will play the doubles - then if it is sore you can play ( probably told David and Percy the same thing as they were watching his match) -so onto the court he walked - past the table and into the umpys chair. -I am out of here says Craig.

OK where do we find a couple of top players ? Some one to play for 4 Wednesdays in November Earn's team and some one to replace Miao for 2 Wednesdays ?

18/10/10:What a Sunday funday of table tennis. - Alois was back taking the AWD training in the morning much to the delight of Biagio who felt he was over trained the previous Sunday. We won't tell him who is taking next weeks training, but Biagio might be doing a few kilometres of foot work drills. Rocket( Darcie) from Marlo joined in as well. Andrew B commented that on the previous Sunday, Darcie joned in and was sent to Biagio's court. Rocket is barely taller than the barriers, so what could a 10 year old girl do on a table except bore her practice partner. Did not take long before Andrew knew he was wrong. This girl can play and if Biagio thought he was in for an easy session he quickly learnt otherwise.

In the afternoon, Darcie went to MSAC. The place was alive as it was open day. We wheeled a table out into the foyer and the practice drills started. People wandered over and challenged the kid and she did not stop. After an hour we stopped for a break. 5 minutes later back to the table and non other than the man who I idolised when I first discovered this sport -Steve Knapp was having a hit. So onto the table I got and had a hit then sat back and watched him train Darcie. This is the man who worked a lot with a young Alois Rosario. Steve demonstrated some amazing spin shots and I for one was gob smacked.
Well, we demonstrated for 2 1/4 hours and Darcie was hardly off the table. Non stop drills and working hard. I see our top juniors and boredom soon takes over. Darcie could show them about work ethic.
Wendy Li come over and her and Darcie had the audience enthralled with their display -Well done girls. Then Andrew B rolled up -what a great advert for our sport. 2 top players in their field who both train at Coburg having a hit. A top junior and one of the greats who plays in a wheel chair. But the demo did not last long - white line fever I suggest- belt the ball at other - this was competition at its finest. And the crowd loved ewery mimute of it.
So a few cards were handed out and now we turn our attention to this week. Some top players headed our way including -visitors from China-Tasmania-Perth and Mauritus.

Super League in November - Already signed -- 11 top players - including an Olympian -Former National player- Victorian Junior Champion -Malaysian Super Star & our former Chinese coach. The Vietnamese are represented., and our own version of Jims -Chopping will be on display -1 more player required !

17/10/10: SUPER LEAGUE  - Not long to go. 8 signed Super Stars.for the November event to be held every Wednesday. Free entry, with every match guaranteed to be a beauty. MIS communications & Welch Auto parts - we thank you as this event could not have happened without your support.
We still have room for more sponsors on the official shirts but you must sign up this week.

The start of the Veterans championships, so off to MSAC we wander to have a look. Barely inside the door and there is Jimbo. First thing he says is ' who won WAR ?'
Well what a match it was.
No Captains (Colin & Chrissy) No Vice Captains (Craig & Jim) But the South were being led by Lawrence & Venkat while the North had Duncan & Jamie. A big lead to the South side was cut to pieces by Truong who will be handicapped next time he plays. Percy lost points & did an Earn (played with his shoe laces tied together) We saw Keith win bonus points for winning 3 in a row & a battle between 15 and Mitch as to who could lose the most points. So the final wash  up was a win to the North to now lead series 4, 6/4.
But there is a possibility that the biggest name in table tennis from the
West might be joining the South team for a match in the next couple of weeks.

Round 1 of the teams matches for the Veterans. 2 of our ladies Dee Dee & Ms Jones were in good form. Hopefully some of the players from Interstate will wander down to Coburg for a hit this week, while in Melbourne.

15/10/10:Nick S just back from Shanghai. was in a popular restaurant, watching table tennis from Dubai on the big screen. Suddenly the camera zoomed in on a spectator. None other than Trent. Hope Nick jumped up & screamed 'I know that guy'.

14/10/10:31ST OCTOBER CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS -Entries have been coming in steadily, although not as many entrants as last year.
I will be doing a review for the championships next week. time to enter now or you might just miss out on an outstanding tournament.

4 x WEDNESDAYS IN NOVEMBER - 12 Super Stars - in the new  SUPER LEAGUE  at COBURG -12 of our Elite in 2 player teams- 2 matches per night.
The teams will be announced next week. Many thanks to Robert Welch on behalf of Welch Auto' & Lawrence Lim from MIS Communications.
We stil have vacancies for more sponsors to come on board for this event.

MELBOURNE CUP -Tuesday 2nd - NO Pennant - BUT ROUND ROBIN MATCHES $2 entry -Cash prizes - 7-30pm start. As a follow up to the successful Round Robin events during the September School Holidays -A round Robin Event will be held. Open to everyone and only $2 to enter.

CHRISTMAS COMP - 3 -player teams -7 rubbers -all players play 3 matches per night - 1-8-15-22 DECEMBER & 5-12-19 JANUARY -5-12-19(Grand Final)
ENTRIES TO BE RELEASED IN 2 WEEKS - 3 x player teams - 3 x Sections -But taking entries now via the internet !!

TRAINING CAMPs - January 10 to 14   &  January 24 to 28 . ($20 per day or $75 for any selected 5 days in either camp)  - $15 per day if paid in advance.

AUSTRALIA DAY CHALLENGE - Division 2 -Tuesday night 25th January 7pm start - DIVISON 1- 26TH JANUARY - 7PM start- $5 entry


Jim can get nicked.
Me & David will be playing Doubles at the club champs & as for Jim I don't think I will ever speak to him again as he was the cause of my injury. These were the words from one revved up Gorgious George as he entered the club. 'Ring the 'Brand'. Where is he -We have unfinished business ' he cried. You know it is his fault that I got injured. If he was not such a sook and turned up on that fateful night- I would have been coaching David, but he did not turn up and Jim destroyed my arm. Finally he shut up enough to get on court. But the noise resumed very quickly. Next thing I know he is out side the toilets screaming at Srikanth. Hurry up and get out here. What's taking you so long ? we pointed out that if he looked he would see Srikanth near court 4 waiting. All George could say was' First time I have ever yelled at a vacant dunny.'

13/10/10: The little white car pulled up and the big rain came down. No way our Brave Warrior was going to get wet. Suddenly they thought they were 22 again and nearly did a hammy. All because they were after an umbrella that was hidden in the back of the car. Unobtrusive, were her thoughts but that went out the window as she tried to climb into the backseat she knock the horn. Finally the noise stopped and she open the umbrella outside the car door. The next problem was the wet carpark so she walked on her heels with her toes pointing upwards, doing everything possible to keep her new runners dry. That was pathetic ! said the manager "Oh shut up" was the ladies reply. "Do you think that I was going to let this new hair do get damaged, Darling!" The manager was left speechless. Dee Dee and the new hair do. the vets champs are coming very quickly. Maybe Jim might get a perm for this event ?

 Who owns the silver 4WD? Was the question asked by Jim. Ten people at the club but none were claiming that it was their car. Suddenly a hand went up belonging to ten year Daniel. This leads us wondering. Did he borrow the car for the night? Did he borrow someone else's car and if it his car what is his mum going to buy for his 18th birthday? Maybe a helicopter? But it was actually mums car with mum having a snooze but forgetting to turn off the head lights.

11/10/10:WE ARE BACK ! But where is Biagio ?
Surely, Mr Iron Man Biagio is not worn out from an easy Sunday morning training session. Lots of foot work , one side of the table to the other and back again. It had him calling for Alois to return very quickly.

The Australian Veterans Championships start this Saturday. We wish all the Victorian teams a successful carnival, especially the teams with our Coburg players in them.

One player who already has caused the Victorian Manager a head ache is Dancing Donlon. Forms had to be completed then handed back to the manager. Mr. Donlon filled out phone numbers and next of kin details, then handed back the form. He only forgot to write in his name . Made it a tad hard to work out whose form it was.

The 15 Fan Club's latest members, have been displaying their new shirts. 'The Brand', Spicks N ? and Pistol Pete (who owns a 15 fan club shirt with a pistol on the back)
More new members top be unveiled shortly.

Mark Belcher - from Lakeside tta told us the truth about Sam's Mon G's recent absence. Sam filled in at MSAC on a Thursday night in Marks team. What did Mark do to Sam ? Tripped him over in Doubles and Sam the man is now Sad Sam and out of action for a few weeks & will replaced by big bully Belcher in o0ur pennant. But why was Sam filling in anyway ? Tom Pataki a well known player for many years is Sams partner. Mark was told by MSAC staff that Tom had a heart attack in the car park and the Ambulance was on the way. Mark takes off into the car park. but where does one run to?. He then saw the Ambulance and immediately runs after it. By now it was Marks turn to nearly have a heart attack, When Mark reached Tom he was pleased to find out that he had been given the wrong information and Tom did not have a heart attack at all. Instead he had been bowled over by a truck in the car park and had his leg broken in 2 places. Hmm - watch out Lawrence, make sure your Medicare is up to date.

Another Mark (stretch) come to the club last night and said 'Oh it is busy tonight'. Come on Mark when was the last time you come to this club and it was not busy ?  Oh! over a year ago.

Good to see the Doc (Maurice D) back on his feet having a hit on the weekend. Welcome back. Another who is on the improve is Tony Mac and he will be at the club today. Not sure about Peter P. He has a head ache and expects everyone to feel a bit sad for him. Take a disprin Pete as I have a cold Wallaby Gold waiting for you

7/10/10-COMING EVENTS --What a feast planned for Coburg.

Term 4 -Friday night pennant -Starts this Friday - 6-30 to 8 pm $5 pp.

31ST OCTOBER CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS -Still have time to enter
4 x WEDNESDAYS IN NOVEMBER - 12 Super Stars - in the new SUPER LEAGUE  at COBURG -12 of our Elite in 2 player teams- 2 matches per night.
MELBOURNE CUP -Tuesday 2nd - NO Pennant - BUT ROUND ROBIN MATCHES $2 entry -Cash prizes - 7-30pm start.
CHRISTMAS COMP - 3 -player teams -7 rubbers -all players play 3 matches per night - 1-8-15-22 DECEMBER & 5-12-19 JANUARY -5-12-19(Grand Final)
TRAINING CAMPs - January 10 to 14   &  January 24 to 28 . ($20 per day or $75 for any selected 5 days in either camp)  - $15 per day if paid in advance.
AUSTRALIA DAY CHALLENGE - Division 2 -Tuesday night 25th January 7pm start - DIVISON 1- 26TH JANUARY - 7PM start- $5 entry

6/10/10:Club Championships - Linda Huynh - Had a good tournament at the Australian Junior Championships. Obviously her rivals read about her as she is the only entrant in the Ladies singles at this stage. the big names have now entered the  Open singles tough, and q great tournament is assured. It is not too late to get your entry in

WATCH THIS SPACE - Super League - 4 Wednesdays in November. - 2 x player teams - 2 Round per night
Confirmed sponsor no 1- WELCH AUTO PARTS- -
Some of our players might even do a demo at the Auto parts factory.
Players will include David Brand- Michael Huang -Be Phu Huynh -Khiem Luu - Craig Carter- Earn Chew-Jim Kilderry- Liao Xiao Hua-Percy Wie-You-Jing Lim.
A Current Australian Super Star looks likely to join in as well.

4/10/10:Working on a project with an International Production.  If things go ahead an indoor boomerang competition at our club again. Michael Bob & 15 get ready to start practising again. Percy & David B might very well be involved as well.

George the Soph! still injured, so maybe he should be concerned as into the club tonight was none other than David Bs original Doubles partner Wayne G. Now the plot thicken ? Will the other injured hero, Adolf get dumped which would allow Gentleman Jim, the un injury able, to partner George should he not be 100% and David decides to team up with the former slim kid from Corio bay.
All will be revealed at the 2010 Club Championships -Sunday 31st October.

Coburg table tennis club  is again up and running on Face Book. Well done 15 & Catasia

The Veterans come to Coburg.    Nearly 50 Veterans and one not quite a veteran (Craig) played teams matches today at Coburg. An outstanding success that hopefully will becme an annual event at Coburg. Just loved the passion from the chief organiser Prisca, who stated - It warms my heart to see the members of my club -Coburg ttc. So many Coburg players have helped us out today to make this event an outstanding success, by coming to play.

And play they did. Jim, Les, Peter, Craig, Steve, Prisca, Bill Farrugia, Adolf, Mike, Abdul, Kay & Deniz . Apologies to anyone I missed. And some of the past greats that were Coburg members including Roy Cintolo & Bob Pappalardo.

Then after the matches were completed, we saw team mates Jim & Jeff Dever have a match. Well, start a match anyway. Jims regular practice partner has been missing due to injury. Adolf Marcen has become Adolf missing. Mr. Dever wins the first so as one expects, Killer ups the anti in the 2nd. One twist followed by a turn and Jeff has become Jumpy, as he hobbles from the court. One damaged calf muscle, so he collapses on the seats and out comes the ice. What did Jim have to say ? He moved ! Now he is not moving !. Now, we hear it is Grumpy Greaves who will be the next to hit with Jimbo. We may as well offer Wayne the crutches before they play.

Trent  just back from Dubai. The magazine for the World teams cup featured 4 players on the cover. Schlager and Trent were 2 of the 4 players. And yes! Werner Schlager still talks to Trent when they meet and does remember his name !

Who is the 'fall guy ?' Lots of back lash from the North re the poor showing in WAR.  It appears that Dancing Donlon is taking the blame and will make a public apoligy on behalf of the team to Ms Jones at next weeks WAR.  -12-45pm well worth a look!

2/10/10:WAR - Series now level at 4 all. -Collin was back and won a few points- Venkat is right on song & Lawrence was in good form. As for the North side it now has become a battle between Earn -15 & Jim as to who will lose the most points.  Earn did pull a few points back but the damage was done when his team was losing by 70 points. Come back Chrissy and help kick start your team. is the catch cry.
Point of the match ! A back hand something between a loop, smash & wild swing from James Raad right past Jim, who did not have time to blink.
Most confused player was Percy after serving a fault trying to work out  how the opponents score 10 and his team goes back 15.
Who did everyone feel for ? Elaine trying to play while shoving 2 hands over her ears, during a distraction point. The Waskly Whistler Wee turned

1/10/10:Club Championships are to be held on the 31st October. ENTER NOW or you might miss out

Super League will be conducted at Coburg each Wednesday in November. Our top players will be in action so now is the time for SPONSORS  to come on board and Sponsor one of the teams. 

Melbourne's Asian Championships will be held again at Coburg in November. Contact John Wong if you wish to enter

This Sunday sees a Veterans team event being held at Coburg starting at 9am. Some great matches will be played and Coburg will be well represented. Jim K, Deniz. Chrissy, Kay, Mike, Abdul, Des & Prisca will be playing. A guest appearance ? as he prepares for Veterans, when he plays in the Vets events will be Craig.
Come and watch the matches then stay on for a hit. All matches will be completed by mid afternoon.

Percy had his hand on his heart as he spoke in glowing terms about 15. Last Sundays Asian team event that was held in Footscray, was dominated by Percy as he led his team into the final. It was in the deciding match in the final, at 9 all in the 5th set, when Duncan demonstrated what he is made of. He simply refused to let the match slip as he dug deep to record a very good win. All Percy can say is 'Duncan has a huge heart'. 

Spent half the night watching Trent's matches on the ITTF website -ITTV. What impressed me the most is the quality of the filming. Did our own Phil S. make the trip to Dubai?

Some results have filtered back from the Australian Junior Championships that are being held on the Gold Coast in Queensland. Elizabeth & Dillon are recording good victories, Jarryd from Albury who trains at Coburg when in Melbourne, is undefeated & Shannon from Yarrawonga who has trained with our Saturday squad won 2 matches against Tasmania. 

30/9/10:THEY HAVE ARRIVED - the latest batch of the 15 FAN CLUB  tee shirts
Just who has joined ? is the big question. Lets give some names a music theme ! 1-Spicks & or Leaving on a Jet Plane - 2-? & Roses - 3-His name was ? or Frank S was ? of the Board - 4--? Dee, Dozey -Mick & Titch--Don't damage the ?  & no 5 Louey,Louey

29/9/10:Wednesday night pennant. The 2nd last round of Wednesday night pennant.  The top 3 teams are breaking away from the rest of the field. Alan Davo is having his best season at Coburg and Rodney has shown improvement since he joined in the Saturday squad training.  Karl continues to impress and Mark WIP is getting some good results. Dominic is our most improved junior. A great win by Elana and Alex & Jess also recorded some good wins.
Only 6 teams will be left in the hunt after next Wednesdays last round.

But come November - Look out Super League will be played during the 4 weeks of November. Some of the big names from our club including Earn and Percy.

29/9/10 :2nd Round Robin -Another good turn up for the 2nd of the Round Robins. Srikanth won the final with Danny Pair-See Runner-Up
Our 2 young ladies, Heidi & Sarah performed well and in a boost for the sport is was great that 7 ladies entered this event. We were also pleased to 2 AWD players in Wheel Chairs competed for the first time at Coburg, Andrew & Rosalie recorded some good wins between them

But how about Jim ? -Caught out trying to bribe the ummp for next weeks WAR -Capt Chrissy not pleased that the North side team will now start on Minus 5 points next Saturday. -Then he lost the crucial -SCISSORS/ROCK.PAPER which put his group down the far end of the hall, after after saying that he will be leaving early, it was Jim who umpired the final.

Who played the least matches on the night ? Lawrence -non stop talking. Catisia's fault as in her absence there was no one to shut him up. But we did love the red boxers he was parading around in which will hopefully be part of the teams uniform for the coming Corporate games. They will definately suit Ms Jones. They are that long they will cover Dee Dee's ankles. Or were they his sleeping atire as he might have expected a long night at the club ?

On the subject of Lawrence.  The family were able to represent our club at Trentham as the plan was to take Suzy to Daylesford for a massage then lunch before driving to Trentham in time for the match. They left the family home at 11am but the lunch and massage did not happen as Lawrence got lost ! they arrived just al ittle late to Trentham as it took nearly 4 hours to get there. As for Suzy's outing ? She was last seen walking Trenthan checking out the shop windows.

Good luck Cliff - Our club Treasurer, the man who played the vital role in getting me to Coburg has been torn between 2 sports for many years. In his Bowling CLub championships, he defeated the clubs 7 times champion and no 1 player. Cliff is now into the 1/4 finals. So with a bit of luck he might win this event  and then turn his attention to Ping Pong again.

Just got the following article from the ITTF Web site - The Intercontinental Cup in Dubai. Another of the so close yet so far matches for Trent.
2010 UAE World Team Cup Classic

Quadri Aruna, 22 years old, was the proudest man in Dubai on the afternoon of Tuesday 28th September 2010, he had remained unbeaten in the contest against Australia in the Intercontinental Cup and had guided Nigeria to victory.

Nigeria recorded a three matches to one victory with Quadri Aruna overcoming Trent Carter and Alex Swanson to pave the way for an African success.

The one further win for the victors came from Monday Merotohun and Kazeem Nosiru in the doubles, they beat Trent Carter and Alex Swanson; whilst for Australia their one ray of hope came in the first match of the contest.

Tran Kiet defeated Monday Merotohun in a close five games encounter.

Won for Nigeria
“I just thank God for the victory today, I gave my best and I’m grateful I won for my country”, said Quadri Aruna. “Our team have the desire to win.”

Certainly, Quadri Aruna played with determination and against both Trent Carter and Alex Swanson he had to mount a recovery; he trailed the former by two games to one and against the latter, he lost the opening game.

Gained in Confidence
However, as both matches progressed, Quadri Aruna played with more confidence; against Trent Carter the score stood at 8-all in the deciding fifth game.

The Australian uses short pimpled rubber on the backhand, over the table playing fast from that side of the racket, he can be most effective. However, for the final three points of the match he was forced into the blocking roll; it was the crucial stage of the whole fixture.

Had Trent Carter secured those last three points, then the whole momentum of the contest may well have changed. The victory recorded by Quadri Aruna levelled matters and from that moment on Nigeria assumed the upper hand.

Experience
Both Trent Carter and Quadri Aruna have the experience of competing in the Liebherr Men’s World Cup, Trent Carter in Liege in 2008, Quadri Aruna in Moscow in 2009.

“Certainly, the experience of playing in Moscow last year has helped me; also playing on the ITTF Pro Tour this year in Kuwait and Qatar was most beneficial”, added Quadri Aruna. “I can only benefit from such experience.”

Composed
In Dubai, he gave a most mature performance, he was composed with his long strokes, reminiscent of Nigeria’s outstanding Atanda Musa, paying dividends; it was a successful first day for Quadri Aruna and for Nigeria

27/9/10:Super Sunday for Coburg.  Trent arrives in Dubai for World Team Cup - Jamie, James, Dillon, Elizabeth & Darcie arrive in Surfers Paradise for the Australian Junior Championships -Percy, Chris & Duncan arrive in Footscray and win the teams event and a heap of us head off to Trentham for a great afternoon of Table Tennis and country hospitality at its finest.

At Trentham, Craig blasted away the opposition in leading the number 1 team to victory. Nathan come into the at the last moment and recorded some good wins. Catisia was a fine number 2 player for this team. The 2nd team was led by Lawrence loose lips who thought he was playing WAR  such was the noise he was making all afternoon. The ill Mike Donlon was still being looked after by nurse Dee Dee and both showed good form. Alan Davidson must have had a jab before the match because he also scored some victories. In the 3rd team Chris Lim dominsted and won the Trophy for the teams best player. Shaun benefited from his extra training work load and recorded 2 good victories including a great win from behind. the Kay vs Suzy match was a beauty.
Trentham was good. There was some great matches and Carey has again improved after spending a week at Coburg at our training camp. The day was an outstanding success and already plans are under way for a return match next year.

Craigs table tennis career was kick started by Brian Berry and Alois when he was only 10. But the writing is on the wall when Prisca asks him to be an Emergency for next Sundays tournament. The Veterans will be at Coburg next Sunday holding a teams tournament and Craig is on the interchange -at the ripe age of 23.

26/9/10:WAR - South side - No Collin  -But North minus Captain Chrissy - Earn -Duncan & Jim battled hard to see who lost the most points -Venkat  & Dillon were on fire for the South side who scred a very easy victory

Training was little different today -with extra courts on display for a special AWAD training today. Feature match -Lawrence (I love to beat all the ladies) playing Dillon (Gee mister I am only 1o) -Lawrence did not want the match to stop -But just like the football this match ended in a draw.

Today we venture with 3 teams to play against Trentham. team 1- Craigo-Chris L- Catisia & Mark the Whip- team 2 Magna - Ms Jones - Kay C -SS  Team 4-Lawrence - Dancing Donlon -Nurse Dee Dee to help Mike & Davo
While other Coburg players -Chris Y -Mustang- 15 -King Keung will be in Footscray at an Asian champs match

25/9/10:The Camp Closes with a Classic game of Snake Pong. Obviously Percy needs to learn the finer arts of this game. Maybe he should talk to Jim at training today

A good camp & we thank the coaches, Brian Berry, Duncan Tu, Richard Conway Percy Wei & Cameron Morton. We also thank the assistants, Tony McMahon. Shaun, George & Jim Kilderry.

Now the top players fly out today to Queensland for the Australian Junior tt champs. Good Luck - Darcie -Elizabeth -James -Dillon. Hopefully you learnt a few new skills at our camp.

Good to hear that Connor is on the improve after a few days in hospital.  high fever, high Temperature, non stop coughing & a throat infection added up to a sick lad not having much fun during his school holidays. Not much fun for his brother Ryan -He had to do all of the chores, so he can't wait for his brother to be up and about.
As for Aunty Brigid in Ireland  -Her brother Kit does not keep her informed apart from the occasional SMS. So all she can do is clog up my internet with non stop questions as some one has to keep her in the loop or heaven forbid, she might come and visit us again !

24/9/10: Percy joins the training group for the last day. Percy Wei former professional coach in China and our clubs current number 1 player will be helping at the training camp today between 12-30pm and 4pm. Only $15 per person.

George Soph was waiting to give his doubles partner 'the Brand' a Serve for not training due to a sore shoulder. That was until he left the club early, as he is suffering from a sore arm and shoulder after helping out at our camp for 2 days. Who is the sook now, Georgie boy ?

Clubs are always on the look out for decent helpers. This week has seen 2 men who have helped TTV and Table Tennis clubs, come to Coburg as they have moved into the area. Angelo Tabone & Bill McMahon are more then welcome to join us. Their skill and expertise in running table tennis clubs and groups is a huge bonus for us. Even if only joining our Keenager program, just having them at our club is a huge bonus.

23/9/10:Day 4 of this very successful training camp. Brian Berry again at the club today.

Tomorrow's session includes Team matches and Duncan's Challenges -Can anyone beat him in the High Net /large table match ?

Wednesday night Pennant. Some interesting results. Karl & Alan hand in their matches score sheet.. A few crosses here and there some lines through names and numbers. Wrong names in players spots but some how their team won, after all the corrections had been made.They felt that as their opponents were under age, they had every right to write what they wanted to. I still don't know if Martin and Brandon agree with the multiple changes.Originally the score said 3 rubbers to2 with one drawn. I pointed out that one match had the score at 2 sets all. Quickly Davo pointed out that Karl was scoring so obviously it was his fault. That was fine until it was noted that Karl was actually playing that match. Anyway we settled on a win to the oldies.
Then the 'Shady Forehands' handed in their sheet. It had them in for a 5/4 win in the best of 5 match.A few circles here and a few there made the score sheet rather interesting. Julie handed in a marked marked Carter. A closer inspection and the markings were CTTC. Sort of sounds like Carter I suppose.

Catisia - In Tuesdays Round Robin matches. A vital point and she serves with the opposition was not looking. Yeh! dads been teaching me a few tricks she admitted.

Alvin (dad of Derrick) was crouched down behind a row of orange chairs. George walks up and says' no need to pray to the Table Tennis God (Earn)  You can go to the front of the chairs and actually sit down beside him. Then Helen saw him in the crouch down position and also reminded him that if he walked to the front of the seats, he could sit down. But of course the only spare seat was next to God and no one else had bothered to sit there so what did Alvin do ? Stood up and walk away so no one else could have a go at him.

21/9/10:Tueday nights Round Robin .  Was everyone excited at the prospect of the Round Robin ? or did the players forget that there was no pennant ? But 3 big groups of players and the matches were under way. When the dust settled -it was our A graders who made the Semi finals. Duncan, Michael, Jim & Danny. The winner was 15 who pocketed the cash. Another Round Robin is planned for next Tuesday at 7-30 pm

As a matter of interest -Jim thought up the Handicap system (4 Section 1 players - including Jim made the Semi Finals ) Jim said best of 5 which soon became best of 3 sets - before being reduced to the best of 1 !

Don't forget that the Wednesday night Section 7 matches will be played as normal.

So we were packing up and the phone rings- The last to arrive at the club and one of the first to leave Mark (stretch) C had lost his glasses (I don't know how he managed to read the numbers to ring ?) So our members scramble onto the courts looking for Marks glasses. Then over the phone he says' Oh! dont worry they are right here beside me .

20/9/10:Day 2 of the camp -23 players yesterday -How many today ? 12-30pm only $15 per player

19/9/10:First day of our Training camp- Brian Berry on hand as is Duncan, Richard and some helpers. Students today will include - Jakob, Dillon, Martin, Damon & Darcie

Noel was unable to commit to playing next Sunday against  Trentham. 'Very sorry to say I can't make it' he said. 'that's OK I forgot to put you in the team anyway !

Hungry - (M -T) Mr EMpTy -Taxi Tom. Baby sitting another car. This time it is the owner of Dimattina's Restaurant -And same deal as the in laws -the owner will get back a car with an M T fuel  tank. Plus an added bonus- Used Pizza boxes from the opposition.

Why was the manager walking around the club in an Irish National Football tee shirt ? Brigid, Kits sister, sent it to me with the instructions to wear it when Kit visits the club. Only took him 1/2 an hour to notice it on me !  He did ring his sister saying how excited he was seeing the fashion show. And as Brigid reads our web site i had to make sure her name was written otherwise I was in for a belting next time she visits down under. And to think that she is the quiet one in the family.

18/9/10:WAR - No Collin -No Craig -But Captain Lawrence steered the ship and led the SOUTH side to a great victory

Saturday squad -All coaches working hard Percy has 3 ladies lined up doing what looked like the Chinese Cha cha. Lawrence looked elegant in his Miss Aust tee shirt. Dee Dee was still complaining about Mike Donlon at the vets tourny last weekend.  His nose was running so she said 'Donlon wipe your nose ! Yes nurse was the reply

A Sms arrived on my phone on Friday night.'Anyone at the club who can play " Of course was my reply - 'OK I am on my way if there is good players' - Heaps here can kick your butt we said - HAHAHA was the reply- We did not know who was sending this TEXT but if William Henzell arrived- David Brand was getting thrown on to the court .  then the door openend and everyone looked at Courtney (Aarons sister) making her entrance.  We quickly explained why we were all looking at her but added 'Do you play table tennis ?"  And who was the champ making the statements ? none other than Eugene Miao Miao Lim. -We sent Jamie out to represent our club!

15/9/10:The Doc ! Maurice Dorisio -Has had a horrid year with sickness and injuries. We have just been informed that he has had a Kidney stone attack. From all of your friends Maurice, we wish you a speedy recovery.
Players of the Round - Section 1 -Danny T - Section 2- Abdul G - Section 3 - Mike Donlon Section 4- Linda Huynh Section 5- Chrissy Jones Section 6- Salmon  Section 7- Alan Davidson

14/9/10:Dee Dee Deniz- is on report after stating that she wanted to punch the lights out of the 'cute little guy' who said ' you are going home early (from the Mornington vets tournament) last Sunday). Our girl had steam coming out of both ears after a 'poor day at the office'. Her lowlight of the day ?  losing in the first round of the Section 3 singles, after being named as the number 1 seed. Couldn't the organisers shut their mouths ?  as it is very easy to think that maybe you are a good player if they seed you number 1! So who else is to blame for Deniz's poor showing ? The ladies who made that Lemon cake and the lovely sponge cake and gave Dee Dee a big helping just before she had to play. Moral of this Story . -You can eat your cake but you can't play good table tennis straight after devouring it.

Boy! was I in the firing line. The conversation went something like this- Oh Kay -How was Malaysia?  Great Jiim, How was Hong Kong ?  And off they went like 2 noisy Magpies. -Then ever so politely, Jim asked me 'where have you been lately ? -Yarrawonga 3 times this year ! was my reply. It is a nice place but some how it did not have the same impact as Malaysia and Hong Kong.  Maybe I should have added - I have also received e mails from Mildura and had a phone call from Hobart.  Just to add to the harrassment I was being handed, Jim pays his Club Championship entry fees with a heap of coins that includes some New Zealand money. Oh! I also have Hong Kong dollars, you know.  That was the final straw buddy. Guess who will not be seeded in the Open singles at our Championships for the first time in 60 years ? Mr. I have won the Club championships 15 times.

Another to nearly cop a serve ! Oh do you want me to evict the players on court 9 and tell them it is time to leave the court ? Maybe he should have looked first as they had already been kicked off by Kick em Kay and Clout them Chrissy. If you plan to tell the girls to move, you better wear a hard hat and take a guard dog. A 22 might also be handy ! Needless to say, the messenger never ventured down to court 9.

Andrew Buck's -Mum and Grand ma, are on the war path after hearing about their beloved boy and the manger having a discussion. If I am seen 'wearing an umbrella' you know who to talk to first.

Latest entry -15 competition - Jamies dad Rob. -5 consecutive days of high sugar level of 15.

13/9/10:Patto - Big and bold photos of him splashed all over the pages of the latest 'Nets N Edges'newsletter. Jacko was not impressed. He just says -the only thing Patto enjoys more than seeing pictures of himself plastered everywhere, is dominating weak competitions where he is the stand out player. -OK Jacko & Patto -time to enter this years club champs. Dave B and George Soph reckon they have you covered in Doubles and Percy has Patto in his sights and Jim has returned from Hong Kong to get another crack at Jack.

Now Jim arrived home yesterday and it was not long before he went shopping. Who should he spot sitting on the proverbial park bench munching on a meat pie ?  Professor Pete himself. the great Peter P. -Jim bundled him into the car and proceeds to drive Peter home. P.P. asks Jim will you refund my train ticket as I did not get a chance to use it and I am a pensioner. Then when nearly home Peter also pops up with ' What about my drink ? didnt have to buy one seeing that you were driving me home. Don't suppose I will get a refund on that either ?

And how about the injured warrior, sore foot Adolf. Jim waited patiently forever  for Adolf to turn up for a practice. Jim left Hong Kong in time for this hit. dolf felt it was too far to drive from Galdstone Park as he wanted to save himself for tonights pennant. Guess what Adolf ?  you have the bye tonight ! They will probably try to arrange a hit next Monday -Chances are that all the tables will be full.

Latest entry in the 15 competition. Dean R. Head of Sports Department at Jacks kids school - reduced the class number in Duncan table tennis class to  ?  you guessed it 15.

12/9/10:HOLIDAY TRAINING CAMP ONLY 1 WEEK AWAY  -Please inform us of your attendance so that I can book some coaches.
1 player to look out for and guaranteed special treatment  is B Carter !!

12 players wanted to compete against Trentham. 26th September - 1-30 departure $5 per person.
Confirmed players -Alan Davidson - Carter crew (3) - Mark P  -Shaun - Chrissy -  Lawrence/Catisia & Chris -Possibles include Collin- Noel -Duncan 15

Many thanks to those who contributed to Trents 21st birthday celebrations.
A card in the shape of a key will be on front counter for everyone to sign. This will then be sent to Sydney.

A great game of WAR A win to the North side. Captain Lawrence was on one leg and harassed  big time by the opposition led by Capt. Jones.
More Lawrence news -Says he played poor;y (or is he out of his depth ?) on Tuesday. As he had to play finals at Werribee later in the week, what better way to find form than head to the barbers and have a hair cut- It worked wonders as he led his team to the Premiership. Might have to go further and look like Jon Z or Lory in an attempt to win a match or 2 at Coburg.

Catisia ! scoring a match while perched in the new Umpire stands. The match is delicately poised, 2 sets all and 5/3 change ends. Catisia tries to turn the scorer around but it is bolted to the new stand. So what does she do ? Turns the whole desk around for the remainder of the match.  The bat and the table number were now facing her and she had to reach a little further to change the numbers.

Saturday squad. - Andrew Bucks returned after crashing down the stairs the previous week. Lesson no 1 - watch the stairs when they are wet !  but this week it was lesson no 2. A little bit of time with Craig and Andrew is now the owner of the new Jedi Knight serve.  Even won him a point in WAR.  How about Antonio. First day of training and he was stiff and sore 1/2 way through the session. Maybe being 60 + - 3 foot 6 and 120 kilo's and playing like Waldner had something to do with the fatigue setting in during a heavy training session. But Antonio took to WAR like none before him -straight into the distraction play and belting a few winners for the South side.

The Percy & Trent match did take place. 3/1 to Trent and later 3/2 with Percy serving a point on match point. Then Percy and Trent played Doubles against Craig and Earn. While they did win (11/9 in the decider) It still leaves us in a dilemma as who to seed 1 in the Doubles at the club champs. Craigo and Chew train lost recently to Chris Y and Duncan who will join Mustang in the Champs. Chris will partner Percy and George Soph demands that he and David B should be no 1 seed. Will be interesting if Be Phu teams with Khiem!

Percy went out with his EX EX EX girlfriend, as he is still friends with her. They are considering going out together some 6 years after they broke up. We wonder if it is a bit too long of a break as in early December she is going back home to China to live. Percy still has 2 years of study planned in Melbourne.

Another visitor to Coburg was Helen and Bruce Wright from Yarrawonga .The discussion turned to Sydney and Bruce W is concerned that 'when he last visited Sydney. He noticed that the centres in Sydney were not as good as Melbournes. This was in 1989.

Well it was nearly closing time and out of the back room come Baghwan after a torrid coaching session with the good Doc (MD) Bagwhan's hair was pointed in every direction possible. Surely he did not train with all the windows open ? or does the Doc make his man put his digit in the wall socket every time he makes and error?

11/9/10:This afternoon straight after WAR - Percy vs Trent vs Earn vs Craig vs Duncan - A smorgasbord of super stars going head to head -on the day of Trents 21st birthday

HOLIDAY CAMP IS ONLY A WEEK AWAY  - CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS 31ST OCTOBER = PUT YOUR ENTRIES IN NOW!

8/9/10:CONGRATULATIONS TRENT-The Aussie selectors have ranked the players for 2010 on their results of the Australian Open & Closed events. 1-William Henzell -2-Justin Han 3-Trent.
Just a reminder that Trent will be at Coburg for a couple of hours on Saturday -the day of his 21st brithday

COBURG PLAYERS/MEMBERS -On SUNDAY 26th September. 12 players will be traveling to Trentham to play a match at their club.We will depart from the Coburg club at 1-30pm for an hours drive- the matches will run for up to 3 hours which will include afternoon tea/country hospitality at its finest. Alan Davidson & I will take our vans to cart our players to Trentham. Cost will be only $5 per player. FORMAT - This will be different and the hall is only small so room is tight-3 teams of 4 players. each team will have one of our top players -then each team has 4 players in order- our No 1 vs Trentham no 1 -no 2s play no2s -3vs 3s and 4th players vs 4th players -on each table -In other words each player plays 1 singles match only -then a series of doubles matches will be played to keep table numbers at the maximum. 10 rubbers each table.
Plus for the Romantics - All matches will be best of 3 sets - up to 21. -So far confirmed players -Allan D- Craig & Kay C, Bruce C. -We want a good mixture of standard so please let me know asap (sms- 0410472006) if you want to play

Last weeks Super star !Nick Bartone - single handedly took on the opposition. while Bruno was late again. Nick won his 2 matches before Bruno even ventured into the Coliseum. Well, Bruno does roar like a lion and he did look fear some as he entered the main stage. But he was quickly maimed and tamed as he and Nick lost after leading Abdul & Kennan 2 zip.

Have you met Sam our snake ? he sits beside Syd the Spider -both are made of rubber but have had Helen scream, Jon Z jump but no one has moved as fast as Biagio when he saw Sam resting on the front counter. Actually more swear words are directed at Sam and Syd than one could imagine.

I have been blamed for many things, but 'not guilty your honor' when Kenneth was locked in the Disabled Toilet. He assumed I has holding the door handle when I was behind the counter serving a customer. Sometimes, Ken, all you have to do is twist the door knob- it won't open on its own. Another with door problems was Peter P. A cold night, a cold wind rushing into in club and Peter was standing in the open door way. Wasn't quite sure if he was coming or going.!

How about the player I asked to fill in.'Sorry ! ' he said 'I now play at my local comp on Tuesday nights.' 'But call me next time you need a fill in '

Can anyone remember Duncan Thorn ? Well, he still some times reads this web site. 9 months ago he left Melbourne for a trip around OZ. Well, it seems he has found work in Broome W.A. He SMSd Robert W on Saturday night as surely the info he got that his beloved Bulldogs got flogged by Collingwood must have been wrong. Rob sent back the exact margin that the pies won by and a rather upset Duncan sent back some words not normally SMS'd to a good friend. Not happy Jan apparently.

How about Mark C (Stretch) ! grabs and entry form for the club championships (HAVE YOU ENTERED YET ?) Phone number- Home  err ? he added in an extra number-- OK Mobile ? No hope! was his reply !  -Wonder who does the scoring for his team ? then he added this gem -Oh! I won't be playing next week !' and when were you going to tell me ?' - When I remembered !

7/9/10:Keenagers. Good numbers today with some of our past regulars dropping in. Kath is a Keenager who collects plastic bottles. She then makes wonderful things out of them.But she has trouble getting coloured bottles. So if you have a coloured bottle (some shampoo ones are great) don't just throw them away, bring them to the club and they will be put to good use.

6/9/10:Look out South side -   Trent is coming to Coburg on Saturday afternoon. Just in time for WAR. Then the challenges start. A) Mister Percy he is after you!  B) Mr Brand ? Lets see how good your serves really are. and C) Craig ! he wants to see who can crack the ball the hardest- George is the target of course.
Trent will be 21 on Saturday so a quick visit. as he has to be back in Sydney early Sunday morning. Hopefully some members will pop in and say hello.

5/9/10:WAR - A big win to the SOUTH side finally.  But they still trail 3/1 in Series 4.  Currently it is lunch time and I am eating humble pie. I apologise to the South side captain & his deputy in vice- I was holding up numbers which meant that I knew the score but they felt they were being victomised. To cover my mistake, the North side can have 5 points start next week. Also 5 points on offer for the first team to recruit Tony Mac into the battle zone.

Now how good of Colonel Lawrence to bring in the KFC -then blame Catisia. He even took control of the cooker as his culinary skills have improved  ten fold since the lovely lady Suzie took off overseas.  Soup has been on the menu with rice at the Lim residence. Even had big chunks of meat in the pot at the start. By the end of the week, just a few veges and a lot of boiled water. Off for dinner Saturday night was the plan. 4pm and Lawrence says good bye- Just after 6 he actually departed the club rooms, with a detour to drop Jamie off. May have been too late for dinner, if so back for more minus the veges soup. All is forgiven Suzie  -better come home soon and feed the kids.

Back to the Saturday squad. A huge number of players -15 re named table 6 - if Keith can have 9. I want mine he says.
After the training, the Doubles comp began -Chrissy and Mitch had a thing going strong as they seemed to pass each other on the ramp between courts 3 and 4 after every game. Brian Berry claimed at the end that after playing with nearly everyone, it was Elizabeth, who took up the most room.

Now we will discuss the Coburg cheats. Final Doubles match and the Oldest player on each of the 9 courts were supposed to serve first. More than half the courts definately had liars playing. The stand out ? Colonel Lawrence !-we clearly remember your 65th birthday a few weeks ago ? (some where around that margin anyway) and some one about the age of a teenager served first.

Cheat no 2. Poor Hayden was horrified. During WAR his mum martched onto court wearing a white coat while a white ball was being used. Blatant cheating says Hayden. And how about our Skins club -Nick-15-Craig-Karl & Lawrence. Then to take it further -15 & the Colonel -members of the One Wing Club- Skins on one arm only.
Who knows ? maybe next week in WAR - Earn doing the spin while Lawrence flaps his wing.

Quotes of the day - Wow! Stepping up to Section 3 this season in Diamond Valley ! Thanks Collin - I played Section 2 last season.
Wayne Greaves - I had to come to Coburg today as Patto would not let me have a hit on Wednesday night with Brian. Patto snaffled him for a hit after pennant and ended up playing a hundred short matches, as Brian gave him a belting.

And finally what an afternoon it was-The twin towers on court 3  David Brand and Akram while Lap the mighty midget was  umpiring.
10 to 6 and still 35 people on all courts playing or sitting on the green barriers. Maurice was still in the back room as lights were out and the alarm was a minute away from being set. Would have been worth setting it just to see Bagwhans face, as he was also in the room with the Doc.

And if you think the floors were great. We had over 300 kids through the club last week. Our DVD man - spent over an hour cleaning the floors for everyone - Thanks SS

4/9/10:Did you notice ? that today everyone was running around grabbing their bats. Last time Paul T. visited, he thought he was at pick a part, as he took a bat for a ride to MSAC.. The real story was that it gave him an excuse to return to Coburg as he heard that the good Colonel (Lawrence) was bringing some chooks to training.
Well this happened to day, Chicken for lunch but it coincided with the largest turnout for our Saturday training. The KFC went faster than a Chew train loop.

2/9/10:Lost items -this week alone -includes Shoes, tee shirts, jumpers, coats, trousers (surely their legs were cold once they left the building) a bat. Most of these items will be re claimed, but will anyone own up to owning the 6 egg cartons also left behind.  Peter P come to the counter and claimed a black glove that he found on the floor. Looks like mine he said, the other one must be burried in the bag. The other one was not in the bag at all, Peter found it the next night, also on the floor. 

Easy Beat Eric has decided to improve his other skills in table tennis. Umpiring ! Actually assistant Umpiring as he was seen standing beside the umpire while SHE was scoring the match. Obviously he was required because we did not see the numbers getting used on the 'scorers'. He must have been chatting to the umpire and not letting her do her job. it is lucky that his mild mannered mate. Pistol Pete did not let the dual umpy system distract him at all.
Then Pistol & Easy beat were cock a hoop for winning in quick time. No respect for their opponents who called them 'gate crashers' for wrecking the young ladies birthday celebrations.
Come back boys ! All is forgiven, Ramadan has a week to go so we need you next Tuesday night. 

The Pres alias Thumper. Obviously thought it was Keenager time during Wednesday night pennant. Lot's of screams & a Hoo Whee in his partners ear after they claimed a set in Doubles. Poor Clem has had to endure recent surgery on his lip & now he might be left deaf after a night of screaming from the big monster.

1/9/10:The big day today -School kids in their droves. Good efforts from Tony Mac and Kiwi Bob (did he really say -Pair-st - Tee ? -) this rivals Danny's Pair-see.
Bob & Tony joined the rest of the crew behind the counter- Just hope that Nancy does not find out that Tony's cleaning skills are first class -Thanks mate- I got the seal of approval from the Secretary for cleaning everything is sight. Dishes got washed and put away - I discovered a sink that I never knew existed and Keenager country cleaned the urn and coffee area -is all looking good.
So I left the guys in charge with Mitch and on return I find the sour straps boxes are all rather empty -Lucky Bib is the expert in this field -to all the helpers THANKS.Coke cans were rolling out the door according to Mitch and the sugar attack on the bench says a lot of straps were sold

Now who can help taxi Tom ? the in Laws are away so he looked after the father in laws car by giving it a bit of a run. Once the fuel guage showed empty - change cars and give the ma in laws car a run. It now has even less fuel in the tank -so the Aunty who is visiting Ireland, is having her car given a bit of a drive around. Word has it that Mick thinks it is time Cheryl goes abroad for a while, but not until she fills the tank of her car and gives taxi the keys.

Coaches award -Chris Yap for warming up the good lady in charge. She showed such good form that we expect all the ladies in the club to line up next Tuesday.

Peter Peart -Buys a Powerade on Monday night and spills most of it using  1/2 a box of Chux super wipes to clean up his mess. Next night -more wipes please -more Fluid to clean up - Obviously we dont charge enough as he spills more than he drinks.
While he was wandering around he found a black glove on the ground. I will claim this he said, as it might be mine. 10 minutes later he was back- It was mine and I found the other one. It was on the ground as well.

Players of the Round -Sec 1- Ziggy Saabel  Sec 2 - Trung Sec 3 -Taxi Tom  Sec 4-Mark Chilcott  Sec 5-Chrissy J   Sec  6- ERIC the Eagle who soared to great heights, once his buddy was not around to burden his load.

30/8/10:Past President Bruce Baulch has had a slight stroke and cannot play table tennis for a few weeks. From all of us at Coburg, we wish Bruce a speedy recovery.

DVDs -With a new Plasma Television at the club and some times long waiting time for a spare table, our DVDs are often watched.  I get requests for the Hong Kong veterans match featuring the Professional Wrestler SEFF. Or Trents big match in the WJC where he played the rally of the tournament. This years Womans team match final in Moscow & other great DVDs. The problem is that these DVDs and others are missing. Our members borrow them to copy which is fine, but they never return them. Hopefully some or all will be returned quickly as we have a lot of people wishing to view them.

Irene from Keenagers is a lady who keeps us constantly amused. Her stories are in the Keenagers section. Mainly about her dog Milly the Mutt. But today story just has to be told to all. Irene has a small retail business. She is a regular visitor to a factory in Preston, where she has been the brunt of some Aussie humour. She was informed that the manager she deals with is named WELL. So she has been calling this man Well for a long time now. It come to a head when Well, said 'why do you always call me this name?'Because that is the name I was told to call you. 'My name is HUNG  he said.

We had good roll up today for Mad Monday's Keenagers. I am just worried how many will turn up for tomorrows session. None I hope as the hall will be full of school kids playing school matches.

 29/8/10:WAR - A seriously depleted South Side -Out numbered 2 to 1 but never giving up. At one stage during this close match (well. they started at zero all) had the North side on 54 -South side -22. So we asked the stand in captain Lawrence what he thought? -Brian B should be up here helping us and  All is forgiven -Come back Collin. A 3 zip lead to North side - Series 4

Then the afternoon started- the jockeying for position for top seeding at our club championships. Unlucky that Rory does not know our players as I asked him to warm up the Man! himself- Rory was a tad tired so George Soph had the honors. Not even that handicap stopped the Brand Man from firing real bullets.
When the dust settled and our top players had good wins- The honors went to Percy -to keep claim on number 1 seed. David 2nd and the Chew train 3rd.

Brian also performed well and will again be coaching at Coburg next Saturday.

Our play of the day award - Goes to Lawrence (might have to add Catisia and Chris as they were involved ) Lawrence said - Arrived here at 1/4 to 10 and leaving at 5pm -which ended up 1/4 to 6 -then a quick entrance then leaving at 10 to 6. Why ?  because the lovely Suzie  is holidaying in Malaysia for 2 weeks and it is party time in the Lim household. The final word from  LL himself ! - I'm looking forward to the next 2 weeks

28/8/10:Today and Next Saturday -Brian Berry joins the coaching group.
Worth watching the BB vs Percy match afterwards. B Brian easliy won last time. Hope the icing is on the cake today and David B rolls up. Earn is also after a match or 5 with BB. Could be a busy afternoon.

NO Keenagers next Tuesday - But they will play on Monday instead. Any Keenager who rolls up on Tuesday , might be attacked by Tony Mac with one of the 15 signs he made, saying see you on Monday. -Don't turn up on Tuesday

So how did the Pres's new coaching session go ? 15 nearly killed him with the extra work load. John has pointed out that he wants to train easier and obtain better results- less work more wins is his theory.

Another to be nearly killed recently was Geroge Soph who copped a belt from Craig. A big red mark through 3 layers of clothes bought the remark -There goes the spleen.
George attacked David B for losing a doubles match in pennant. We are out to win the club championships doubles this year and already you have lost a match. David did point out that his partner was only Chris Y and not George S.
David rolled up for a casual hit on Thursday. Crag was using a borrowed bat to it with Percy. Michael Mustang, Duncan 15, Wow its Liao, Chris Y, Ping Pong Wong, & Nick Spicks & were included in the players list on this night. 6 of our top 8 seeds. Then in marched Mr. Miao leading in Maio and Eugene Lim. Not many centres in the world can claim that they were too full for Miao to grab a court and do some practice.  Craigs words ? what a night to choose to come to the club and not bring my bat.

26/8/10:Duncan 15 lands in hot water again - The Pres Mr John A -lost both of his matches last night and immediately blamed his coach the great 15.  The penalty ? Duncan will have to give John another lesson that will include a 'how to win advice section. John wants instant results otherwise he will coach 15 on how to coach. Looks like Dunc is like the man with the wheel barrow - he has the job in front of him.

Did we see some skull dudgery at its best last night. Poor Peter was waiting for one score sheet to be returned. It was on table 5 with Krusher Karl & Devious Davo. When they were asked to return it -a pen come out and it looked like the score sheet was being tampered with -An hour after the match was completed.  And yes ! the score sheet had scribble all over it  -saying this result was wrong - we actually won this match and the final score was a 5 zip win to us. Looks a bit shady to us !

25/8/10:This afternoon at Coburg. Simmonds College continues its weekly training. And our coaching/assistants panel continues to expand. Yes! everyone wants to help out with this group. The 12 students are great but it is the coach/teacher who is out of control which is why our guys are flocking in to witness the training.
Keith & 15 were the first to join in. Then others including Mitch. What makes thsi experience so unique ? Robert the teacher- has discovered the clubs microphone. So he bellows instructon non stop into the mike which is set on high ! Then the music starts- so does his one man Coburg Karaoke show. In between screams/singing his voice tends to 'do the mobile phone line' and drop out. This is when the screaming is replaced by something that resembles the noise at the end of the old long play vinyl record. Well today we are joined by -Craig and Bob Stewart who just might land court 7 -where the noise is at its loudest. Tony Mac is high on our recruiting list for future help.

BREAKING NEWS - Our own 15 -is right in the middle of this.
Pistol Pete- Bent hand-Dont throw the ball up -But don't call my serve ileagle -Cooper- is 15s biggest fan and latest addition to the 15 fan club. In a recent match Big Bird was rather unhappy with the shabby treatment dished out by Pistol regarding his service. The legality of it is the concern. So how does 15 fit in ? He is Barsham's private coach and he is the one who told Big Bird to play by the rules at all times.

How does this work ? Ziggy & Srikanth won back to back flags in Section 2. All due to their singles wins because as a Doubles pair they lost most of their matches. Now in Section 1 -& up against Chris Y and David B. -They lost the 4 singles yet won the Doubles.

Name the player ? He blew away his opponent in quick time -which might have included an 11-zip game -then complained that he run out of puff !

Danny Trinh's weekly English education class continues-- Can of Pe-See he asks for ! PEPSI - -Pe-see  -PEP - Si -Danny says -Pep- See-  3 cans of Pe- See -Dont you just hate it when a guy loses his P

What a player will do to get out of umpiring. Helen H needed a bat made up and Craig was required to umpire. So Helen jumped into the umpys chair and Craig made the bat up. We asked Helen was she prepared to buy a new bat every week ? so that Craig would not have to umpire. He is all for the idea, she is not so keen.

Try and follow this story ! Brothers no 1 pair -Ring up - Brother A is missing -So I ring all of my contacs- Can't find a fill in. -Brothers no 1 ring back - maybe 45 minutes later-Brother A has been found -we are on our way to pennant (glad i did not find the fill in) -they arrive but brother A from brothers No1  is now ill and can't play -Sorry can't find a fill in at such short notice - Phone rings -Can we book a court ?  No! it is pennant night -but you come in alone and I have a match for you in Brothers No 1 team. 10 minutes later Brothers no 2 roll up - 2 of them. when I asked for only 1. Brothers A come to counter- Brother 1 is too ill so we are going home - opponents can have the match ! -no ! Brothers B who had 2 of them roll up instead of 1 can now play in Brothers A place.

24/8/10:Gary with one R but some times 2  was asked to fill in for Tuesday pennant . He needed 20 minutes to think about it then discovered he was OK to fill in. What time start ? 8-30pm Well put me on 2nd match then as I won't be there until 8-15pm.  Yes our visiting friend from foreign Moorabbin was having trouble with the time difference.
We asked Les M to join Gary on table 3. After a close inspection he said no way. Pimles and Les are not the closest of friends and on court 3 was Nick B -Gary S & Srikanth - 3 of the ugliest pimpled bats around. -Not one straight ball between them.

22/8/10:WAR - Series 3- A good win from behind to the North side. 2 special features. Earn managed a WAR record for most points lost . And 15 saved the ref from a serious belting at the hands of an irate Samantha. A huge muck up with the scores and Craig felt he knew what the score should of been. The ref called out - I accept what that man says, 'because I sleep with hs mother'. The scream was enough to know that Sam (and a couple of others) were not impressed with the Refs after hours activities. Good Ole 15 to the rescue.

We are a little dizzy after a whirlwind visit from John Mattavinovich. The long time club supporter who did a power of work in the past for our club now lives in Adelaide. he likes what he sees in the club and left me with some good ideas. Always great to have the club legends from yesteryear pop in. Thanks John.

Louis Lu - Drops in at 11am. Says he will be back at 12-30 for WAR. Rings at Noon to say he won't be in. But is back at the club by 3 to let some frustration out after a hassle with a customer over 20 bucks.

A rescue mission was required yesterday. Rafiq's daughter Alicia screamed for help. Dad was on a back court oblivous to the fact that his daughter needed help- She was stuck on top of the green barrier in front of the main courts and could not get down. Not that she needed to worry too much. The barriers are less than 1 metre high!

Sam the plastic spider made its return yesterday. It has been belted with a stick by Akram. Thrown 100 feet into the air by Helen and now tossed the length of the hall by Jon Z.

Could this happen ? 2010 Club Championships has an outstanding field. This means there is every chance that Jim Kilderry might not be seeded. That last time that happened was when Jiim rode a horse and cart to school.
Also in these Championships we might have 2 girls seeded, including the no 1 seed in the Under 18 singles event.

20/8/10:Club Championshps - Not too many entries in  -Start entering now. Latest club rankings - on white board as you enter hall.
If you do not plan to enter the championships -please let me know and you will be deleted from this list.

School Holiday Camp - $15 a day Monday 20th to Friday 24th - 12:30pm to 4:00pm.

Round 2 Main Match Up - Section 1 Michael and Duncan vs Craig and Les, BP vs Liao. Section 2 Sam and Lawrence vs Bill and David(Chris), Kennan vs James. Section 3 Jamie and Mick vs Mike and Robert, Peter vs Ji Wang. Section 4 Allan vs Helen. Section 5 Daniel vs Linda and Chrissy vs Deniz. Section 6 Stef vs Salman. Section 7 the pres vs the pistol and Alan vs the W.I.P.

Court 3 -Has the first of possible permanet Scorers- attached to umpys stand (will see if they survive next weeks schools matches) So James walks into club and notices 3 scorers not returned to kiosk from previous nights pennant . When he tried to pick up the one on court 3 and the umpys desk also moved, he was left rather confused.

19/8/10:Earn -Obviously upset at not being allowed to show his skills on table 2. Was seen warming up 2 players at once - such is his skill. So the players march onto court and where does earn sit. With hs family ? No !He has to be close to the action so into the umpy chair he jumps.

What about Pistol Pete  - Just has to go one step better. Aftter a couple of wins he feels he now is better than his idol 15. As a result he parades around the club like a Myer model on the cat walk displaying the new shirt with 17 on the shoulder.

18/8/10:FOR SALE - to the Highest bidder. White Cap - with the Duncan 15 fan club logo on front (as seen on You Tube) -You can even have it signed by the great man -Opening bid ? what else but $15

Round 1 of pennant- Players of the Round -Section 1- Chris Yap -Section 2-Kennan Erdal Section 3-Edward Truong Section 4-Ilyas Sheikh  Section 5-Raveen Sharan Section 6 -Phillip Marchant Section 7- Pistol Pete Cooper

Good win to Goran & Roger in Section 3 over Sean & Alex -Roger is on the Score Sheet with 2 wins- Yet opponents say he won none. This is the common problem for us-Score sheets filled out incorrectly. Easy answer is for us to accept what is written. Or do we design an easier score sheet. We are sick of wrong results being handed in - especially when the first 4 sets are only recorded. Please give us your input.

First round of pennant. Taxi Tom wants the early start -then rolls up late. How about Section 2- 2 players injured first night of pennant. Lucky we did not have a Duncan grade -the whole grade would have been wiped out

17/8/10:A fairly quiet time. Club very busy- OK packed but nothing new. Was about to say closing time when in walks a guy wishing to join our club. He then looks at the pictures above the canteen. 'is that your son ?' he asks - pointing up above the grid. Or is that you when you were young ?  I assumed he was talking about the Hamish & Andy picture but thought  I would ask Peter P to help out. No value there as Peter could not even see the picture - the man removes the picture to show me -must be your son he says. It was the picture of Mary Le Gassick !

Over 200 hits on You Tube of the 15 Fan Club clip -Our man Dunc is very popular.

15/8/10:It is the 15th -Official Duncan day -The 15 fan club was unveiled and will be shown on You Tube courtesy of our friend PBS Mick. Tee Shirts will be available for a short time only -reduced from $15 of course to $12. White only- let us know what size you would like to be part of this special group.

And of course the clip on You Tube runs for 2: 15.

Another 15 moment - our club goes international. Lawrence goes to the USA -a 17 hour flight (you would think they would have made it 2 hours shorter) Books into a hotel and is allocated room  - 15 /15.

Craig goes to the movies - Killers- features Secret agent number 15.

Kays sister goes on a holiday in Broome -Picks up the local paper and reads about Table Tennis and the Commonwealth games trials that includes one Trent Carter. She was last heard screaming 'that is my nephew !" Maybe Trent has moved a bit further than Sydney ?

The Heir Apparant -Percy, has Eaten Earn, Downed Duncan, Mauled Michael, Crashed Craig, Battered D. Brand only to be bruised and beaten by Brian Berry. A little different style than what he is accustomed to playing.

Good to see 3 of our Veteran ladies team players training at Coburg today

WAR - Series 3 Match 1 -Same changes to the teams and same story. Big lead to the South side, but North side sneak home to lead one / zip

14/8/10:The announcement of the new club is not too far away. Ping Skills will also be running a feature of this exclusive club. And Brian Berry who was involved in a similar club many years ago will be on hand at Coburg today

A phone call to the club left us bemused. Even the great David Brand was at a loss with regards to the right answer. Maybe Alois or Brian might be able to put us on the right track. A person rang to say he had a Butterfly blade with Yasaka rubbers on it. We assume they are Mark V. But this man wants a Spinner and a breaker rubber.
Who can send me the right answer ?

More 15 facts. The Friday night pennant before the big day. 15 people rolled up to play.

13/8/10:This Saturday -BRIAN BERRY  joins our coaching group. & Brian will be at our school holiday training camp for at least 3 of the days.
Lets hope the B. Berry -Earn Chew & Percy Round Robin takes place after training.

The new Squad for Saturdays to be unveiled- Well worth a look on Saturday.
WAR this Saturday - Series 4 Round 1- and 8 bonus points avaialable.  15 vs the Chew train in a very interesting match up. Lucky you won't be there Jiim.

gotta love this - Our members who love to help out -then wish they hadn't.
School visit this week from Simmonds College. Kids were great but the Coburg crew were not so keen on the loud music or the teacher screeching into the microhpone.
Will ask Tony Mac to assist next Wednesday. 
Want to help no 2. John Zhang -father of William one of 15's 15 students. Asked do we want to get rid of the old telly laying in the car park ? One thing about this telly, is its weight. Heavy is the best way to describe it and many people grunted and moaned when asked to lift it. So I told John it was heavy, so he tried to lift one end- Fair Dinkum -it was like some one trying to remove Excalibur and King Arthur was not in sight. then the Moncia Seles grunt -I thought John was a weight lifter about to lift 3 tonne -trouble is the telly did not move and he wanted to lift it into his van for removal  Finally lift it we did -but we were still an inch or 2 short and a lot of effort was being wasted in making funny noises. Well. we got it into his van but who is going to lift it into the dump master at his factory ? My gues is that it will still be in his van next week.

Another 15 moment -Nick S pointed out that nearly everything in the canteen is a 15. Even the Powerades cost Double Duncan.
Another 15 entry into the top 15 moments for 2010. The Lew family took their overseas visitors to feed the possums. Stephen reported that 15 Possums were located on one tree. Probably had possums in 15 trees I guess.
It has been pointed out that many Music Albums have used 15. It includes - 15 Thoughts of Brinsley Schwarz -&  The Beach Boys 15 big ones.

12/8/10:Club Championship -October 31 -Entries now available
School Holiday training - first week of School holidays- ENTER NOW - 12-30 to 4pm $15 per day

Wednesday night pennant - Round 1 - Plenty of players don't know it is on. Had to ring Julie and Helen -they arrive late -finish early then hang arond for an hour -trying to sort out a team name
John A  is seen down on the back courts- When he should have been umpiring. But it was OK as Johns partner did not need an umpy according to JA. Yet on court 3 WIP (Mark P) nearly broke his neck rushing into the umpys chair. Just might have had something to do with the 2 young ladies who were about to play each other.

Michael Mustang had a few players to choose from for a hit- 15- Craigo -Chew train - Mitch just to say a few . Who did he choose ? Sen, who just happens to be his mum.

One player who does not need coaching is our own Pistol Pete. Shot down his opponents while his team mate, Easy beat Eric loses a match after attaching a new rubber, and working on his new game after some coaching tips. Does Peter feel sorry for his mate ? no way ! what a week this will be is his catch cry. A few SMS's and e mails might find their way to his mate is the word.

It all happens this Saturday - A new group is unveiled. Saturdays training group - Make sure you arrive on time !

11/8/10:A good month for Helen . Just back home from a great holiday in Malaysia, Arrives home to find her new Teachers licence waiting for her. Now my VIT licence classes me as SPORTS COACH -- Helens say' - INEXPERIENCED !

Pennant - Wednesday night pennant Section 7 -starts TONIGHT
Tuesday night pennant -Sections 1 to 6 -Start next Tuesday 17th August.

GRAND FINALS -
Section 1 Michael and Duncan -def Wayne & Jack -Patto only undefeated player on the night
Section 2 -Ziggy & Srikanth def Truong & Kaunain Section 3 -Jame & Sean def Jamie & Alex Section 4 - Sam & Lawrence def Ilyas & Mark
Section 5- Kamran & Rafiq def Catisia & Chris -Section 6- Duy & Linda def Daniel & Raveen Section 7 -Jason & Jared def Tyson & Rodney

Quote of the night -Rafiq-  -If Meric and Kamal defeat us 5 zip this seaon I will retire.

9/8/10:15 facts about the fabulous 15.
1-
He won the Kerang championships (has ony one met the previous winners?)
2-He has Chinese heritage -but he is an Australian
3-He has Vietnamese heritage
4-But he was born in Australia
5-He was born in Melbourne -his folks moved to Kerang later
6-His days at school were a constant headache due to students picking on his surname
7-15 is the best number he has been called.
8-His sister Patricia refuses to call him 15
9-His coaching fee is double Duncan
10-He coached the Victorian junior team in Tasmania and was one of the few Victorians not to get sick
11-His stomach toughness is credited with years of eating take a way
12-His folks own a Chinese shop in Kerang
13-He was introduced to Coburg by Anu Shrestha
14-Recenttly he recorded his best table tennis victories by defeating Craig and & Be Phu consecutively
15 !- He is a big fan of Ellen on television

Club Championships -Sunday 31st October. Just remember that it is the Melbourne Cup weekend. So don't enter if you are going away. . Peter Cooper, who has a 50% win ratio in Section 7 has Duncan in his sights. He was already revved up in the hope that he could play his man! But wait. The match will have to be put back a year. Peter remembered that he will be interstate that weekend. 15 will be a very relieved man says Peter.

Good to see Claude up and about. He has had an Inner Ear virus, whcih has left him rather unsteady on his feet. Just like having a few drinks too many, without the hang over. It will still be a while before Claude is fully recovered and he probably won't be playing 'pong' again tihs year. We wish him a speedy recovery and look foreward to him playing again in the future.

After years of coaching many school groups and the juniors at Coburg, Keith has found a little school group we have as regular users, a little different.
The Simmonds College shcool team has been training at Coburg now for several weeks. A dozen kids of reasonable talent. A passion to learn and the worlds most passionate teacher, who is a tad different from other teachers who bring their groups to our club. Duncan has assisted a couple of times but last week Keith volunteered his time. In marched the kids, Keith went onto court 2 but it was not long before he wished he was on is beloved court 9 or the back room or maybe the car park. Forehand to forehand come the instructions from the the teacher Robert, via a the clubs microphone which was turned up very loud. Then the walls started shaking as 'Playing to Win' come screeching through our PA system. Yes ! now the CDs were working in over drive and our enthusiastic teacher was screaming out advice, encouragement and instructions very loudly, which you would expect, when you have to compete against a CD player in loud mode. Keith spent a lot of his time screaming to his students, trying to get his message across, and of course every time he stopped, the Drill Seargant was onto it and screamed even louder. Then "Imagine' come on through the speakers and now it was Coburg Karaoke time. I even heard 'if he don't shut up I will put on my CDs'.. Well it was not too long before our motivational leader lost his voice which meant in between shouting and singing, his voice squeaked just like a teenager who's voice is breaking. Sometimes we even understood what he was trying to screech out. 15 arrived just before the completion of the session and he wondered what the noise was ? He was sure that WAR practice was being held, but it was not the team of 20 players. just the one man show.  Next session is on Wednesday and Mitch will also be assisting. Court 1` is my guess right near the speakers.

It is the helpers who keep the clubs alive. Keith, and his many helpers over the years Pater, Bob, Chrissy, Duncan, Tony, Kay  & Cliff just to name a few. Keiths Junior coaching group is an important part of our club. Every Thursday from 6pm to 7-30pm the kids roll in. Currently, Bob, Tony, Julie, James, & Phil are his helpers. You don't have to be a coach. as Keith does that, All we ask is that you give us your time and the ability to be able to hit a ball no matter how badly over the net.

Last year Mal was a great help to Keith. On the weekend I visited a local supermarket and met his son who quickly said Hi!- Now not being the best with names, I quickly replied how are you Michael (which is pretty good when I have actually never been introduced to him ) -By now the brain box was working overtime trying to think where  I even knew him from. Michael said' gee you have done well to remember my name'. My reply !- 'I know everyone's name when just lke you, they are wearing their name tag.

8/8/10:2 events not to be missed at Coburg.
The first one will happen in 2 weeks as a new club is unveiled at a Saturday training session.
In November a 4 week Champions league on Wednesday evenings -More news as it comes to hand. Potential sponsors are now invited to discuss this event with me.

What a galaxy of stars at the club yesterday. Tables -1 -6 -7. The 3 tables in line along the wall. Michael 'Mustang' David 'the ' Brand, Craigo, Duncan 15- Wow its Liao -King Keung -Show no mercy Percy & Earn the Chew choo train.
Let's just add that there is every chance that at least 6 of these guys will be in our top 8 seeds in this years club championships. Enter now to play this fantastic event .

Mighty Mick has taken on a new role- Minding the In laws dog. And looking after their house while they go over seas. Micks mutt is a little fur ball who thinks it is a German Shepperd. Plus it has inherited Mick's personality. Makes a lot of noise, bares its teeth at every opportunity and probably owns pierced nipples like its owner. So how does Mick solve the problem of looking after 2 dogs that want to eat each other ? Evict the in laws dog to the relatives while his dog takes ownership of the in laws house.

Carter Cooking skills  Part 2. did you know that Wooden spoons have been around for years ? Did you know that they are even used in cooking?  Or are you just like me and shook every time you heard this word. The only time I used to see the wooden spoon was about 1 second before I felt it hit my bum.

State teams have been announced. Jamie, James and Dillon are in the mix for President team selection. Good luck guys. Elizabeth, Atul, Darcie & Jarryd will be representing our state in these Championships.

In State Veterans teams we note that Deniz, Mike, King Eddie, Be Phu, Des, Prisca, John Patto, Jim & Chrissy will be playing in the Australian Veterans Championships to be held in Melbourne in October.

5/8/10:The Junior Sate Teams for 2010 -Will be announced shortly. We now await to see if our club members, James, Jamie, Atul, Elizabeth, Linda. Kevin & our regular visitors from the country, Darice, Dillon and Jarryd make the squad this year.
Next year we hope to see Carey, Sarah, Catisia, Daniel, Duy, Sean, Alex, Zeeshan, Salmon, Hayden, Roger, Martin and Brandon all playing tournaments trying to make the state teams. Also good luck to Mitch who has offered his services as a coach of one of the teams at this years junior nationals.

Club Championships Entry forms are now available. Sunday 31st October. Sorry that it is on the Melbourne Cup weekend, but the club is heavily booked even on Sundays.

Cooking classes available at the Carters. With the good lady and Craig o/s and Trent in Sydney, the fridge is nearly empty. So my new found skills have come to the fore front. Mud on the carpet, dishes to the roof and a jumper that come out of the washing machine interestingly looking dirtier than before it was washed. Cook a Claude (Carbonaro) was the plan. The stupid instructions said 1 1/2 cups of milk and 1 1/4 cups of water. Obviously their cup fulls are smaller than my buckets I use to drink out  Anyway,the Carter Carbonaro soup, with lumpy bits to chew on afterwards, is now my speciality. Can some one tell me how to remove the burnt egg bits on the sauce pan? as that is my next challenge.

Section 7 -Premiers were Jared and Jason -Just like many before them in sport, they played only 1 season. The boys  were very competitive and deserved their victory. But now they have gone. Will not play next season & maybe we won't see them again. Jason & Jared were on time every match, did not miss a round, paid the fees and their pre match ritual was rather different. I hope that they are not lost to Coburg and we see them back again one day playing pennant.
As for the Runners Up, they will play the first 4 rounds in Section 6 helping out a team during Ramadan, who for obvious reasons will be unavailable. Peter promises to help Eric who failed to acknowledge his partners work at the Grand final presentation, and we will also see the boys on Wednesday evenings complete with the Cheer Squad.

3/8/10:The first of the Grand Finals for Winter has been played. Well done to Ilyas and Mark who agreed to play the Grand Final as Lawrence is off to the USA on Thursday. Sam & Lawrence have dominated Section 4 and the Grand Final was no different.

Congratulations to Emma & Andrew Morrison (section 3) Proud parents of Kane Morrison on  the 30th of July.

And now some of the highlights of Semi Final night-
It looks like Catisia might win this game. She is leading 10/1.
He's done a me !  After Michael Gurrie lost his first match for the season in the finals.
Wayne Greaves asked 'Who beat Patto on the weekend ? Me ! and aren't I happy. Tis was followed by Jack who said 'we won this semi final at the selection table, after Patto did a B.P. - And Patto's view on his team after a memorable victory - The Grand Final - Predictably a 3 zip win and we will be  at the Pizza shop by 8pm.  Everyone's invited.

How about Leon. He spoke to Keith which left Keith wondering what Leon was going to do with a ladder ? He was even more ocnfused when Leon was handed a box of matches.  Keith - A lighter was the request, not a ladder

And Sam rolled up early. No! actually he told Lawrence he would be early - but he was still 1/2 an hour late.

2/8/10:Does anyone have an old fridge in working order that they don't want ? We could certainly use it at the club

Keith went to the Ping Pongers luncheon. Numbers were down this time. Only 15 people in attendance

Panic Stations - Julie screams and the Chew train Rescue Crew rush into court 2. INSTANT RELIEF - Biaggio had fallen over but he was now sitting up and waiting to be lited up onto his feet. And he was not going no where until he was picked up.

Peter Peart had an unusual complaint. He had chipped his dentures and Patto was no where in sight. The culprit ? those nasty White Knight chocolate bars. So what does Peter do ? buys another 2 of the White Knights. they might smash his teeth but they still taste good is his motto.

31/7/10:Mitch Allender - Former Victorian Junior team member - And Coburg Section 1 leading player -Will be helping at the club on Tuesdays until November as part of his work experience. -He will also be coaching on Saturdays at our squad and is available for private coaching -Tuesday mornings/ after 5pm on Tuesdays and Saturday afternoons.
AREN'T OUR PLAYERS TRAVELLING WELL.
Collin been ill and lost a week. Is it August already ? Braveheart. Thought we were going to shave his head -instead of painting him. Then panicked during an interesting discussion, that all might be revealed on this web site. It just might of but dopey did not have a pen on him to record it all. Craig- Travelling Malaysia -eating boiled rice as he does not eat asian food. This includes most break fast meals as well. Kay on the same trip -Has a guy who has had far too many drinks on the 7 hour overnight bus ride, sitting beside her.  Not much of a conversation as he 'was sleeping it off'. But well worth the trip she says after Winning the Australin Public Service Womans Doubles title with Miao Miao. Miao also won the teams event, playing with 2 Malaysian partners.  Something not adding up here- Just can't put my finger on it !
Patto - It is Monday ? is there a committee meeting tonight ?  Followed up with I am going to ring you every Monday until there is a meeting !Patto no 2 - I am filling in (once a dentist always a dentist) for Brian on Wednesday. But I won't be this week as I am injured. Do you think Craig would like to fill in ? John I am sure he would but he is overseas with Brian. Try Mustang.  Is Michael and Duncan playing tomorrow nights finals ? -As they finished on top, I guess there is a good chance that they will be playing the semi finals. Mitch - does a good job coaching on Saturday. Just worried about his navigational skills -Maybe this is why is he not working with dad at Qantas. We had to meet so that I could sign a form Meet you at Maccas in Broadmeadows. Some time later' where are you Mitch ? Maccas in Oak Park. 'what part of Broadmeadows didn't you understand ? -the Broady bit. Later- where are you Mitch ? -Pascoe vale road not far away - Later on - Where is maccas ?  - Mitch it is in Pascoe Vale road ! Oh what address- Pascoe vale road Broadmeadows !David Brand -The come back is 2 weeks long and already David is being reminded about the sore arm and shoulder associated with the sport and one of the reasons why he gave it up in the first place. And right on cue - leaves the car park just as his doubles partner drove in looking for him. Maybe he thought Lawrences birthday would last all day so he played hide and seek.

2010 CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS- ENTRIES OUT THIS WEEK - Remember it is open to members and our pennant players .
EVENTS - Open singles (big round robin groups) -Ladies Singles -Consolation event - Over 40's -Under 18's -Open Doubles -Special Doubles -SUPER MATCH.

Coburg table tennis club - is now being advertised in one of the coridoors in Broadmeadows TAFE. Thanks to who ever organised this.

WAR - series 3 finale next Saturday - North wins series and leads 2/1 - But who are the 6 nams that will go onto the shield ? -Eric-Keith-Chrissy-Earn & Jim look safe, but who will be the 6th person is the question.  All comes down to who attended the most WAR matches in the 20 week season.

Saturday Training squad simply gets better- 9 coaches including Percy (watch out if he enters the Club Championships) Elaine - Now this lady can play !Mitch Allender- He is wrapt as Coburg actually has a player smaller than him in Eric -Plus we had the regulars including Chris (used to be David) Keith -15 and Chew train.
This is world class coaching and still only $10 per person.

Then to put the icing on the cake -David Brand again training in the afternoon.. This club continues to shine !

Partytime at Coburg. Face painting- pin the tail on the donkey(well sort of -the donkey should look where he sits) Popcorn eating-then try and whistle -even Earn and 15 playing ring a rosie! - Gee Jim where were you ? - Even had cake and the candles.  Happy birthday Lawrence. !

WAR -No Collin No Craig- Venkat -sacked and sent packing to join the Northeners. And Yes ! a come from behind win to the South Side.

30/7/10:Umpire stands  for tables 1-2 & 3 will be installed tomorrow. They simply look fantastic. Well done pops !

Not travelling too well obviously- I told David Brand, probable number 1 seed in this years club championships, that I would partner him in the doubles event. He simply said no as he had some unfinished business with his partner of yester year -George Soph. They were runners up, back in 2000. So I spread the word to George and what does he do ? Even brings in the trophy to the club, to prove that they were indeed runners up.  OK Jim, if you dont have a partner I'm available !

A member breaks his bat. So he wants to check out the range of blades at the club. The one I think would suit him best was the cheapest. So I don't tell him the price. He checks every blade out that we have in stock, before going back to the 1st one i showed him. Yes it is the one he wants and once he finds out the price he agrees he would not have had a 2nd look if he knew what the price was. How long before Champ breaks or loses this bat ?

29/7/10:Trent has been selected to represent Australia in UAE in Dubai, later this year -But even bigger news in the household- In Malaysia, on a resort island, the Australian Public service/insurance Table Tennis Championships are being held-Winner of the Womens Doubles - Kay Carter . her doubles partner -None other than Miao Miao

Current Pennant player of the Year - Points up to the end of the Winter season.
Top 10 - 1 Craig 284 points -2nd Duncan 15- 263 -3rd Michael Huang- 237 -4th Be Phu Huynh 219 5th -Srikanth 208 -6th Adolf 7th Danny Trinh 8th Ziggy 9th James Lew 10th - Jim Kilderry

Peter Cooper led his team to an upset win in the Section 7 Semi Finals. His team won the doubles which is a bit of a rarity, This was the deciding factor in his teams victory. Does not matter that Peter then lost both of his singles as his partner was the grades leading player and did perform as one would expect.

28/7/10:The lovely Lee again has to escort her brother Lawrence to the centre. She gets the cup and the hot water so I yell out -don't forget to shut the fridge. (trouble is that the fridge has been removed and the milk is standing on a table)- now the pun was intended for Lee and she says ' wheres the fridge' but George the Soph also buys in saying 'where is the fridge' and while we are laughing. Adolf sticks his nose in also says -I can''t even see the fridge.'

27/7/10:  Winter Pennant has drawn to an end. Arbuably the toughest pennant ever played at Coburg. Congratulations to all the finalists. And how about Patto showering pleasantries every where because single handedly, his mate Jack led their team to the finals. In a match that they had to win, Jack dragged him self out of the sick bed bandaged up his leg which rivalled Rewoults damaged hammy, and the rest is history !

Next weeks finals matches - Section 1 - Michael and 15 vs Les and Venkat  - Be Phu & Hai vs Wayne and Jack (Patto on interchange) Leading player Be Phu
Section 2 Srikanth and Ziggy vs Adolf and Peter - Trung & Kaunain vs Nick and Bill  leading player  Adolf
Sectin 3 -Sean and James v s Lino and elioi - Alex and Jamie vs Peter and Andrew  -Leading player - James
Section 4-Lawrence & Sam vs Meric and Kamal - Mark & Ilyas vs Allan and George -Leading player -Sam
Section 5-Chris and Catisia vs Collin and Steven - Michael and Elizabeth vs Kamran and Rafiq -Leading players  Michael and Collin
Section 6- Linda and Duy vs William & Graeme - Chrissy and Stef vs Daniel & Raveen -Leading player Graeme

26/7/10: Popular Keenager and club member Kevin McCuskey is in John Fawkner Hospital after a recent mishap we wish Kevin well and hope to see him back at our club in a weeks time.

John, Jack and Wayne were in a three way play off Patto is claiming foul play after his so called mates double tagged him before taking a dive in a performance similar to a boxer last week in Perth. Final result Jacko and the Gentleman from Geelong were drinking the highest price drinks from the canteen while munching on the most expensive chocolate available all at poor Patto's expence.

What action on table 2 Earn Chew loses his number 1 ranking to David Brand but both guys are defeated by a newcomer to the club Wei (Percy) Lu. But look out guys a newcomer should arrive in the next week.

September Camp - week 1 of the School holidays. Monday 20th to Friday 24th. Confirmed coaches include Brian Berry and Duncan 15.
This is a good opportunity for the players who will be competing in the following weeks Australian Junior Championships.
I am taking bookings now as this will be a big camp Cost will be $15 a day or pay $80 for the week and receive a club T-shirt in the colour of your choice.

Our other big news as that on a Saturday and Sunday in early January -A coaches level 1 training session will be conducted at Coburg.
Many thanks to Keith Mundy for this,as Coburg will be well represented by some of our coaches. Applications to do the course will be released in the near future.

Great to hear that John & June from our Keenagers group attended the trials last week. Sad to say that they agreed with me that there was nothing between matches. We at Coburg do try to entertain everyone at our functions, not just the table tennis fans.

The Commonwealth Games trials are over and Trent missed out after a poor last day. But it is the Coburg club players I would like to congratulate. The crowds were very poor for such a major event, yet Coburg was clearly the most represented club, followed by the Box Hill players. This efforts is outstanding as although Trent is the current club champion, he has not lived in Melbourne since October and did not train much at the club during his last 12 months as a Victorian player.
Today I saw the Lew family in watching, Duncan made his mandatory 15 minute visit. Jamie. Shaun, Thuc and Dave Zara were in attendance every day and there were heaps of former players such and Julien and Cyrus. Again I thank the Coburg members and its players for supporting our great sport.

Nam Ho -the 30+ year old from Sydney. Played Trent twice in the trials and performed outstanding sportsmanship. that I feel compelled to write about. Best of 7 sets with Nam leading 3/2 and 10/7. Trent fires a forehand and umpires says out and flips the numbers over -11/7 and match. Nam walks towards his opponent when Trent says -'that hit the edge'. That was good enough for Nam so he says to the umpire it must have hit. Now it is 10/8. A flurry of winners by Trent and now it is 3 sets all. Most players would have lost their focus and one would expect Trent to win the 7th set easily. Nam just shook his head, let his bat do the talking and own the 7th set.
Nam also played Trent in the 2nd last round. The loser could rightly expect to be eliminated from the Australian team for the Commonwealth games. Down 10/11 in the 4th set Nam pushes a ball into the vacant forehand court. Immediately, spins around to his support crew with hands in the air. Unknown to Nam Trent has not given up and chases the ball down and loops it back onto the table. Nam hears the crowd noise and hears the umpy say 'game Trent' Now it is 2 sets all. Most of us mere mortals would have been so upset for letting such an important point slip. Not so Nam, who calmly walked over to his opponent and said Good Shot -Well done. He followed it up with 'good shot as he walked past Trent on his way back to his corner. How many of us, even playing pennant -can say they did something similar ? or can say -Yes they would also be so sporting on such a big stage. Nam is not a great player- He does not have big shots, but he never stops trying, does not think there is a shot he cannot get back over the net and he has a 'big tank' and a huge heart. This man shows us how table tennis should be played. he is the best 'sportsman I have seen in this sport, and i hope his messsage carries through to Coburg. I also promise that one day he will visit and play at our club.

Look out players. In the past 2 weeks, 3 former Chinese semi profcessional players have indicate that they plan to join our club. Our club championships just might happen to have some more serious entrants later in the year.

25/7/10:Congratualtions to Akram and Nahia Hussein-McKay. Twin boys Musa & Issa arrived on Thursday morning.
Paul Hanks & Mark Bates are also fathers to boys this year so the future of our club sounds good.

Final day of Commonwealth games trials. Trent is in equal 4th so has some work to do today. William Henzell and Justin Han have made it in to the mens team as has Jian Fang Lay in the ladies. Today Trent plays Simon Gerada, Robert Frank and Nam Ho.

24/7/10:Commonwealth games selection tournament. A good first day for Trent. A scrappy win 12/10 in the 7th over Kyle to start the day. Then thrashed by Simon only to bounce back with a great win over Robert Frank. Final match and a top win over Kiet Tran. Day 2 today then the top 2 will be selected and one player eliminated. (word has it that Kyle won't play today). Then tomorrow more matches before the final 3 spots are chosen.
Very impressed by the support of the Coburg members/ players for Trent. Duncan. Jamie, Shaun, Phil, Carey, John A, Michael H & Paul F were on hand to support him. And his 'vet' for many years, Doctor Stuart was seen belting him in the belly between matches.

Thanks to Tony Mac, Bob, John A & Shaun for their great job on Thursday night as every kid and parent had forms to sign before training. As a result of their good work some photos of our clu will be in next years Moreland callendar.
Also a note of thanks to Earn, Chrissy Bob, Tony,Helen, Keith and 15 who will help out at the club while I am tied up at the Commonwealth games trials.

21/7/10:A great night of power hitting - Trent in full swing -Craig copping a flooging - Earn getting eaten - and Michael Mustinag more than holding his own. Some great training as Trent prepares for the Commonwealth trials. A lot of interested spectators on this special night.

Lost and Found -Don't know why I have put this in as the the person in question (who I think might be Chris's best mate -Sully) won't be able to read it. Found a pair of glasses. And some boots - a coat- 2 bats - a jumper & a pair of shorts. All left at the club this week, but I have not seen Catisia's glove !

St. Michaels Grammar school head of sport -very pleased that he is included in the top 15 15's. But upset he is not in the top 3. Just have to work a tad harder Dean.

20/7/10: NEWS TO HAND - Trent will sell his Titanium WRB Blade for the best offer of over $50 on Wednesday night at his final training session before the Commonwealth Games Trial. Belinda's Hybrid Wood Nano Composite Technology just happened to be on sale on this night too.

A new coach for Saturdays  - On Saturday the 30th. we welcome back former State Junior player Mitch Allender  Mitch is now doing a gym course similar to Trents. He is fit but only playing in Sunbury where he is udefeated for the past couple of years.  He has had many coaches during his playing career and spent a lot of time working with Alois. Just might also be interested in doing osme private lessons on Saturday afternoons.

Patto screamed the house down as he forgot it was a committee meeting night. Then again as he turned up to this meeting three weeks earlier maybe this makes the ledger square.

Daphne Disciplines Tony again. Poor Tony now cops it Wednesday and Thursday nights. Wednesday evenings and the screams are quite audible -Ton-ee Tonee Tonee- as his playing partner tries to keep him in line. On Thursdays at the junior training it is Daphne's turn.  Tony is in charge of Daphne's training (well, sort of ) he is, until Daphne takes command of the table that he has been allocated by coach Keith. 'A bit of a slacker' is our Tony according to Daphne. 'I have to go on court and keep him in line or he wanders off and forgets to return for a long time. Daphne took up table tennis so that she can beat her grand father and uncle who pick on her poor play. So Tony, lift your game & give Daphne the ultimate coaching she desires & deserves.

It was not Wheelies in the car park causing some problems -it was the hoon doing doughnuts in the Spectator area in our club. One arm spins, 360s followed by no more breaks as we fly down the ramp towards court 4. Yes ! Meliz loves her new wheel chair so look out any body who gets in her way.

Final round of the Friday night pennant for term 2. Grandpa John is now bringing a 2nd lady to the centre. Maybe Rachel's grand ma is a bit of a player as well ?

24/6/10:-15 is Famous- The great man. 15 is famous- He is in todays Herald and Sun, in the Black and White Section. But why on page 12 one asks ?  If not on page 3 then it is a no brainer !

Final Day to enter - 'The tournament' Saturday 2-30pm -Only 8 entries for this qualifying event.2x groups of 4 in round robin  -2 players will go into main draw -a chance to play against some of our clubs super stars. And you are guaranteed to play at least 2 of the champs in a weeks time.

Friday 2nd. -top 4 players entered (at the moment) Brian Berry-Be Phu Huynh-Craig Carter- Earn Chew (Free entry for spectators)

School Holiday Camp -Confirmed hitting partners for the camp - Jamie Champion -Paul Howarth -Mark Pengilley- Phil Smith -Andrea Payne (Qld) Tony McMahon -Shaun & Bob Stewart

Camp runs from the 5th July to the 9th. Only $15 per day -12-30 to 4 pm each day.

23/6/10:A mixed bag for Trent - 2010 Nationals. In the teams matches today he defeated Kyle Davis &  David Powel in 5 sets but lost to Robert Frank 3 straight. A good win against Nam Ho from NSW but lost to Chris & Justin Han easily

Chrissy J. was out celebrating her birthday that no one was supposed to know about, again today. When will it end ?

More on the Yarrawonga match - After match celebrations. -Dad Davo got home late. 'Guess what ? -I've go a trophy !' (Not the team won) I was amazed (this is from our cub reporter) - I wanted to ask him was this a fake ?  did he pinch a trophy ? is it a real trophy ?  maybe everyone got one ?  then all we heard was LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS  (time to hide) Mums reply - Nothing . so he hunted the 3 of us kids - even the family pets were about to get an ear full of an over reactive dad. Then he marched up to us and did 'the Statue of Liberty' Holding the trophy high into the air. Lucky the curtains were closed. at least the neighbours did not have see us all suffering. But I suppose when you are 62 and you win only your 2nd ever trophy, you are entitled to punish your family a little. And now the trophy sits proudly in his office..  (Adam  Davidson)

Phil Smith in New South Wales for the nationals. Joined a group of people  going out for dinner- 15 people to be exact. The bill $2 15 and of course everyone left the restaurant at 10-15pm

Canteen required a re stock . Took Helen and let her drive the shopping trolley. Walked in side the warehouse and heard the screaming. The trolley was dragging Helen down the ramp into the car park. She could not get it up the ramp and it was empty. Helen thought she might buy a couple of things herself. Pinched $20 off Craig because it was not long until her bill was getting close to 100. Next time she plans to take her mum.

22/6/10:Martin Chambers - A club member for 10 years, felt a bit weird and visited the doctor. Next thing he knew, under the knife and a Double By Pass. That was 6 weeks ago and now he is on the improve. Hopefully no too long before he is back having a hit. On behalf of all of our club members, we wish you a speedy recovery Martin. 

The party to end all parties. Chrissy Jones & the Don't tell anyone I am turning 50. Her partying is now into it's 2nd week. No wonder she has bags under her eyes. Maybe she plans to party for 15 days ?

Mr 15-Does he really know the weather man ? 6 days in a row Melbourne's max temperature is 15. Surely not 15 days in a row of 15 degrees.

Still the Yarrawonga stories roll in -Hard to believe that Earn Chew led Meric and Kamal astray.Not enough excitement in the match so on the way home dropped off with Meric and Kamal on the Eastern side of the Hume freeway at Donnybrook. The plan to cross the Freeway and the medium strip in the dark to get to Merics car which was parked in the Shell Service station -Western side of the Freeway. Well, lots of cars heading towards Melbourne after a Sunday drive. It took Duncan minutes before our intrepid heroes, gathered the courage to hold hands and skip across the road. Onto the Median strip. A bit slushy underfoot then onto the road again to play chicken. Next problem -the fence at the edge of the road. Aimed to stop fools running across the highway. The top rung of the fence was barb wire -and the fence seemed to go on forever. So up and over the fence. Finally get into the car. Well, Meric is pumped by all of the days excitement and having a super star in his car. 'I have a table tennis table at my house. let's go for a hit!' Earn said No! I want to to get home'. Meric's reply -Just a friendly reminder that you are not driving, your friends have dumped you and now you are in my car. We have not found out what time Earn got home.

21/6/10:Not long until the training camp -Monday July 5th. through to Friday the 9th. $15 a day. 12-30pm to 4pm each day.
Richard Conway will be on hand to help, as will Duncan. Jamie Champion will be putting the new players through their paces and Brian Berry will be coaching at the camp on Wednesday the 7th.

Enter now for the big tournament.  Qualifying rounds start at 2pm next Saturday. Top 2 players get a chance to play the big guns the following Friday night at special night where Coburg honours 2 of the great ladies of Victorian and Australian table tennis.

E mails keep rolling in about our famous 15. -Included is 15 of us should invest in a Tattslotto ticket and of course get 15 to put it on for us. Anyway, we are now holding a special competition for the best 15 story. Early club house leader is Lawrence for his Duncans bottle shop - Shop number 15. I did not think we could get anything better than the certificate rolled up in case number 2-15.
So the competition.
What is your best 15 story for the year ? The winner (of course) will receive a coaching lesson with Duncan for 15 minutes. A top 15 will be announced at the end of the year.

OK guys come clean ? Who has been in trouble for forgetting special dates ? Well, spare a thought for Jamie in the future.  You see he just asked 'What is the date today ?'  Err. Jamie -wasn't it your 18th birthday yesterday ?  -Maybe it was due to the pressure he was under today. Jamie and Helen had to mind the club and control a school group for a short time this morning. rather chaotic is the best way to describe the event.

20/6/10:Thought we would have the Yarrawonga story as our main feature for the day- but this gem just rolled in.
Lawrence dropped into a bottle shop on his way home from the club. Of course it was DUNCANs - (in Seabrook) and the store number is 15.

Yarrawonga- Great win to Coburg - thanks players. Michael. Earn and Craig performed a treat. Les Steve & Peter also dominated as did most Coburg  teams. - the highlights -Earn Chew and Michael Huang - very sharp and very good. Team 2 - Easy victory with Les starring. Team 3 - An easy win with Jamie Champion on his 18th birthday starring. Team 4- Steven Roy - a very classy debut for Coburg. another easy team win. Team 5-A good win with Noel dominating. Team 6 -A narrow loss - but Alan Davidson won his 3 matches and the award  for Coburgs best player. Team 7 -A loss for Coburg but Elven was outstanding.
A marvellous luncheon after the teams matches followed by a Doubles competition. Michael Huang was unbeatable and a good effort from Collin and his Yarrawonga partner to make the final.

Now some highlights - A bit of a 'Where's Wally '? to start the day. Kamal and Meric set 15 alarm clocks and of course, none of them are set correctly so they are running late. We are now to meet them in Craigieburn. They were not there . Where did we find them ? Donnybrook
Noel Hynes - takes the lovely Gwen away for a weekend. Has her up early on the Sunday morning manning a stall as it is the monthly market morning on the Sunday and it is rather cold. Sorry Gwen, I can't stay -Ive got a ping pong match to play, were his departing words. 
Had a delay to the start of the event. Apart from Noel and his stall, Les, Peter and Steve were Macca breakfasting in Yarawonga. They arrive late then Peter had the fight with the bandages, stockings, runners and shorts, Of course, he was the last player  onto the court. Kay, Bonny and Clem ? checking out the market before they play, but they arrived at the table tennis centre earlier than Elven who could not be found as he was looking for that elusive bargain.
Elven - in between matches playing with 2 youngsters, from the local club. Great PR work Elven.
Another birthday cake complete with candles for Jamie as we contiue to celebrate his 18th birthday. And of course the celebrative can of grog from Mick for Jamie to drink on the way home.
Kays big match- down 2 sets to 1 and  7 - 10 totally being out played srambled back a ball for a very faint edge. Wins next 4 points and suddenly it is 2 all. Down 2/7 So she gets a move on and leads 10/8. In control of match point, when opponent sneaks in a feint edge. Then he wins every point to win 12/10 in the 5th.
Alan Davidson - the best we have seen him play and well deserved Player of the Tournament.
But the news of the day. 13 year old Shannon De Bono from Yarrawongas has had some explaining to do. Her Screen Saver is a picture of Trent. Trent's other fans Davis and Jon don't even have this. - Shannon - we will organise a hit with Trent for you when he comes to Melbourne soon for the Commonwealth Games trials.

So it is trophy presentation time. Michael Huang wants to do the 'Federer', and hold the cup aloft on his head. Peter Peart wants to join in and it becomes a real battle to see who is hoding the trophy aloft the most times. Takes the full 15 minutes of media committments before Peter finally ends up with the trophy. We now wonder if we will ever see the trophy at the club ?

19/6/10:Yarawonga bound in a bus from Shonky Sams. At least there is 14 passengers to psuh the bus should it break down. This bus is in worse condition than the one we took to Bairnsdale earlier this year.

What's with this Number ? Phil took 15 minutes to get to the club today. Used 15 litres of fuel at the economy rate of 15 lts. per 100 km's. While he is saying all of this Catisia arrives at the club at 10-15

James Lew - Take a bow. He continually replaces the barriers that everyone seems to leave in any position once they have been knocked over or moved to retrieve a ball. James always straightens the barriers in his court before he has a hit.

Entries close soon for the tournament to be held on Friday night the 2nd of July. But first you must qualify next Saturday afternoon at 2pm, when the round robin matches will be held. Only $5 to enter and a big opportunity for 2 players to play our clubs champs in front of a big crowd the following Friday night.

Only 1 week of the Friday night pennant left for the 2nd term. Salmon leads from Rachel and Joshua.
So Rachel will have to drag Pa John out into the cold next week. All because Steven showed improved form but dropped down the leading player list for the Friday night pennant. Blames his partner, so as he can't make the top 3 it is up to Pa to do the Grand Pa run. It's all right John, the billy will be boiling and the heaters will be on.

18/6/10:A meeting today in the back room.
We were discussing the behaviour, well actually the noise, that one of this ladies clients tends to make. I said it wont be a worry when this loud scream was clearly heard followed by more of the same ' Oh dear' was that Steve?'  No that's OK, that is our club President!

I know our man Mr 15 has a lot of influence. But yesterday I turned on the raido to hear 'Todays maximum is 15 -Tomorrow it will reach 15 Saturday 15 and Sunday 15. Currently in Melbourne it is Duncan.

Oh to be young again.  2 families in obvious need of grand kids. Will take share care of a 2 year old from Canada for a week. I am hoping that is for day care only. Maybe this is a hint for a couple of table tennis players we all know?

17/6/10:Pleasing to note some players sticking up for their team mates. Patto has made us aware of his good mate Jack Keshishian's recent good form. In a team of 3 that looks like making the finals, Jack looks like taking Johns place in the finals team make up judging by his recent form
Good on you Jack - You might even sneak in a ranking at the 2010 club championships should your good form continue.

Keith juniors group -6pm to 7-30pm -Keith is still not too well, and as we know it takes 10 people to replace him. If anyone can assist Bob and I tonight, please drop into the club before 6pm -standard is not too important, it is all about getting the kids hitting a few balls over the net.

Holiday Program - 5th to 9th of July ( 2nd week of school holidays) Duncan 15 & Richard will again be assisting in the running of this program.
Tony Mac on hand for the beginners, and Jamie Champion will also be teaching the skills he has been taught. Brian Berry will again make an appearance on one of the days and the ladies have not been forgotten. Andrea Payne from Queensland will be assisting on the Thursday and Friday.

Running a bit of a survey -Please let me know either by Email or when next at the club if you are a regular reader of this site -The club house leader - checks this site 4 times a day. At the moment I have 15 (there's the number again) regular readers.  THANKS GUYS.
For obvious reasons your names will not be put on this site.

16/6/10:Entries starting to roll in for the tournament - Saturday 26th June- 2pm - Round robin groups -through to knock out event. Top 2 players to go to Main Draw - for the 8 player event to be held on Friday night 2nd July for a special occasion as we honour Nadia Bisiach & Leanne Morrow .
Members of their respective families will be on hand to witness this event as will some special guests.
Supper for players and guests follows the tournament. Only $5 to enter the tournament and free entry for spectators.

The new Blue tee shirts- Size M have arrived. Come one down to the club to purchase one - Cost is an Unlucky Duncan - $28 each. (13 and 15)

Yarrawonga challenge - 7 teams to represent Coburg as we aim to hold onto the perpetual trophy.
Teams are -Earn Michael and Craig  - Les Steve and Peter - Mick - Collin & Jamie - Meric - Kamal & Steven - Kay Jon & Noel - Shaun- Bill & Alan -Bonny -Clem & Elven   -thanks guys for supporting this event- And we go again on the 4th of July as Yarrawonga's annual tournament will be held and Coburg players are invited.

VALE ANDREW WILSON - who died in the plane crash in Sydney yesterday. He was in state junior squad I was involved with at MSAC. Moved to Wanagaratta area and coached Ashley Burt who attended many of our Coburg training sessions. Coburg ttc club passes on its sympathy to Andrews family and friends.

Total mayhem at the club. Helen Li asked to fill in -Sorry no spots - I  then rang her to say she was now needed - Not long after  sorry  but it is No! again - then it was yes you will be playing - followed by sorry they rolled up. Finally ended with 'get here quickly you will be playing.' - In the mean time Craig jumped onto the computer and had to run Adolfs program, although Craig has not used this format for 5 years. Duncan was rearranging score sheets ever so calmly and coolly for 15 matches. and Chrissy was was Mrs Flexible helping sort out table allocations.

Rolled up with the goodies for the Canteen. Duncan first to help sort things out. Rips open a box of sweets and counts how many are in each compartment. Don't know why he bothered - the answer (of course) was 15.

 How efficient are we ? Alois asks ? Where is Derek .A member of his AWD group. Onto it ! was the reply. Within 10 minutes, in walks Derek. ' How efficient is that Al ?' -Oh a bit slow is his reply.
How about the new state of the art security in the car park on Tuesday nights.! Mick Tom does not like people parking in the disabled car park so he rolls up to the club 2 hours early and parks across the designated car parks so that no one can park there. Then he is bored until his matches start so annoys everyone at the club. Even gives 15 a serve for using the vacant disabled toilet.

15/5/10:Entries are now available for the top 8 tournament -Your chance to play in front of a big crowd But first you must qualify on Saturday 26th June at 2pm, by winning your way through the Qualifying event.

14/6/10:Sandy from France wanted to hire a court. Can I pay in Euro's ? she asked. The reply was 'Only if I can give you the change in Chinese Yuan.' Next we will have Jim wishing to pay his fees in Hong Kong $'s.

Some times dream can come true -Jon Zdrecoli is always dreaming of the day he partners a 'Carter'in a  team match . Next Sunday in the challenge against Yaraonwga his wish will come true as Jon is in Kays team.

WHO IS THE LUCKY GUY ? had a lady roll up to his birthday party dressed in the PJs complete with fluffy rabbit slippers. Lucky she did not jump out of his birthday cake !You  C  the  MADe IN in question thought it was a Pyjama party.

Friday night 2nd July. 7pm to 9pm -One very special night. The long awaited picture of Nadia Bisiach - 2010 Member into the Clubs Hall of Fame, will officially go on display. And the club will also recognise the achievements of the 3 times Coburg award Winner- Leanne Morrow. Leanne has sadly passed away but her family will make a special visit to the club for this night.
So a 8 person tournament will be held on this night. 6 players automatically into the Main Draw- The last 2 spots to go to the top players from the Qualifying event to be held on Saturday 26th June starting at 3pm - Only $5 entry per player with the proceeds going to the events winner/runner up. 
Enter now via the clubs web site or visit the club in person. Entries close June 22nd.

It was previously mentioned that our 8 year man of the moment 'Eric' won his first points in WAR. Not quite correct as who could forget the time he won a point and the right to stomp on his opponents toes with his work boots. But this weekend he did win his first '3 in a row' series of points.
Every coach who helps out at our Saturday squad is always impressed with Eric.  Venkat was also impressed. So he will know get a photo of Eric with himself and it will be sent to India.  Why? because Venkat writes for an Indian magazine. Eric will be featured in a story about how good young players can be playing table tennis with good coaching. Saturday coaches - Hayden and mum Sue- TAKE A BOW

13/6/10:For all of our old time members and players. A man whose photo is above the canteen window, BILL BATES  - has won the World Championsihps in China in the over 80s section. BILL -all of Coburg salutes you. Lets hope the media run a story on your achievement.

12/6/10: Next Saturday -No Earn ! -Obviously motivated by Mustang & 15. Earn is off to University next Saturday ! Might have something to do with an enrolement for Dominic. But Venkat who did at great job coaching is back next Saturday as is Maurice. Not sure if David will replace the father in law again, in WAR  though.  -word has it that the South side can once again have Davids service.

Back room work -Was supposed to be Cliff -my dad Ern - Des Jones and Craig.  -Des off to Lorne for weekend. Craig just back from O/S- sleep time instead. Dad rolls up - Oh I am not in my work clothes. Did not know we were going to do it now. So it was Cliff with some help from Ern. Des and Craig rolled up to the club in the afternoon.

Saturday training squad. Ken rolls up in the new Butterfly tee shirt. Black with the pink stripes. 2 hours later Nick Speck rolls up wearing the same shirt. OK Nick come clean. Did you win the shirt over a game of chess or did you roll him over in the car park?
Another to roll over ? was Craig in WAR. The ultimate point so '30 seconds boys' -tie Earns shoe laces. And the attack started. Suddenly we noticed Craig being dragged around the court. We thought SEFF (the Wrestler) had returned -No! it was the other brute herself -Chrissy the Crasher -beating up the opposition.
The umpy was also belted today! Girl Power at its worse. Was discussing the day the ever so quiet Sue pulled a spare bat out of her hand bag. BANG biggest right cross I have copped in years, come flying my way. Not much luck with the ladies today -Suzie Lim also threatened to smash me for picking on her little lovely Lawrence. But she did let out that Catisia actually wakes up herself on Saturdays so that she is not late for the squad training. funny how that is the only day of the week she wakes up easily. And Chris was not happy that he was delivered to Uni last Saturday to help study for exams. He wanted to be at Coburg with his dad.

WAR also bought out the best in some of the other ladies as well. Kim was grizzling while playing. Had no idea about what the rules are in the game with no rules.
Catisia felt that Chris was mean yet she was the one stealing the points and new comer Ali -made a great debut in WAR. She -gave the ump the 'bird' Perfected the Swedish Salute, Did the Leyton Come On, Screamed and her opinion of the 'Distraction Point '?  Bring It on was her wish!  When asked about her startling debut, her reply 'Aim to Please!'.
But she could not dance as good as Eric who not only won his first  lot of points, he scored 3 in a row and then gave the Swedish Salute and danced his way off the court.
Venkat made his debut in WAR and as you would expect from the man who aims at the stars! -his first loop actually hit the roof. As for David -he was on a mission representing the opposition. He filled in for the North Side. After the match the team was unified in their response. Bring back Keith. Don't know why. All David did was A)-Cost his team 40 points- B)-Gave the opposition 40 points and C)-failed to win a single point. Didn't even distract the opposition too well either.

12/6/10:Holiday Program -5th July to 9th July -Commences 12-30pm each day to 4pm. $15 a day per student but if you pay $80 for the week we will throw in a new club tee shirt. We are now taking bookings for this camp.

Going overboard ! our man 15- Opens rubbers with 2-15 on the back -His graduation certificate is in a case marked 2-15. Now he shows me his Working with Children Check - Of  course it expires -2/15 and to top it off he askes a kid who wants a club shirt 'do you want a size 15.

11/6/10:Last night on the Footy Show, Table Tennis got a mention.  99 year old Dot De Low was featured. So Coburg has issued a challenge to Sam (Newman). Come to Coburg and one of our Veteran Super Star ladies will give him 'a touch up on the table'. Prisca is our nominated super star, now can only hope the Footy Show considers our offer.

Sam story #2 -Sam from Keenagers lost his jumper 6 weeks ago . Now it has found it's way back to its rightful owner. Many thanks to Rob and the Salvation Army who found the missing item.

Yarrawonga trip Sunday 20th. Surely the cheer squad will be on hand to see the team depart ? Tony Chrissy & Kay waving the flags as we leave at 6-30am
Good news about the Yarrawonga trip. 5 teams of 3 players and the 6th team of 4 players. A few players miss out by being too late to apply for one of the 14 seats on the bus. Yarrawonga promises our players a BBQ lunch. But the support crew led by Gwen Hynes might be missing as the monthly market is on and it's a beauty. HOLD YOUR HORSES - 7 teams now going to Yarrawonga.

10/6/10:It is very hard to collate the pennant results if we don't get all the score sheets back. Be Phu and Hai's always ends up in the box near the white board mixed up with the Wednesday pennant boards. But it was a mystery where the results were from the Bruno/Abdul vs Adolf/Peter P match. Finally found them -still on court 4 but inside the scorer/flip over. Well hidden gentlemen. Of course Peter Peart copped the blame but Abdul says blame Adolf,who was very was excited, as for the 2nd week in a row he scored a win in a match when he was out played.

Section 7 ! what an interesting night. A player can't play -can't contact his injured team mate who probably is not turning up. Ring one replacment who is on his way. Must have got lost as I still can't find him. Helen Li wanted to play -leave her a text and a message on the answering machine. She rolls up  -'ready to play' What are you talking about ?' her phone was switched off..just come over to socialise. her penalty - made her play in 2 teams!
Tony is over the moon! His team won their first match. Julie can't understand what the fuss is about. She was always going to win a match now that she is the owner of new equipment. Not to be outdone -the Pres and Clem from Keenagers also recorded a victory and the noise from their court was a bit louder than the scream Julie let out.

Well, that motivated 'the Shady forehands team. Time to try out new rubbers. First rubber Duncan gets out for them -marked clearly on the back 2-15
Maybe he should patent that number.  Can't be too many 15's running around. So the new rubber is slapped on and Tyson gives us a gem ' What does faster do ?' when told he was given a faster rubber. Err!  Maybe makes the ball travel slower across the net was the only reply we could think of.

Unfortunately Keith is ill this week. Can't take the junior squad and won't be in for the Saturday training group. His replacement on Saturday is a player who I have known for a long time. A former Oak Park player and a guy with a bit of talent marked on his regime.
Venkat Arjun - former Indian junior champion, who represented his state against a touring senior Japanese team while still only a teenager. Was a higly ranked senior player who retired at the age of 22 due to a shoulder injury. Made a comeback when living in Australia at the age of 38. Is 16 years out of the game a long time ? Ask Earn Chew- equipment changes & the body does not do what it used to. Venkat won 4 leading players awards in A2 in the then VTTA comp while playing for Oak Park. Led the team also to several premierships and made top ten in A grade pennant several times. 2 memorable wins over Rodney Carlyle & Andrew Gilbert in the deciding match. Made the Vic Vets team. Had many hard tussles with Patto, Jim and Adolf.

Just maybe this is the start of another comeback. Might have found Jims replacement when he heads off to Hong Kong again

9/6/10:QUEENS BIRTHDAY -Monday tournament-Will not take place on Monday due to lack of interest -So the club will be open on Monday night from 6pm to 10pm. Saturday squad is on Saturday until 1-30pm then the club is open until 6pm.
Sunday morning - 10am AWD - and a few spots available (check with me first ) if club members want to have a hit with the AWD players. Club open Sunday afternoon 1pm to 6pm
And if you want to see a lot of table tennis players in action this weekend - MSAC is again hosting the Country Championships. Players from all parts of Victoria (some from NSW) of all standard and ages. Bruce Wright from Yarrawonga has played these championships over 50 times .

But the big news this weekend -The terrible twins -COLLIN AND HELEN   -Happy Birthday to the both of you.

8/6/10:Some confusion about William Henzells planned visit. It will be re scheduled for a later date.
Peter's keys have been returned. Thanks to the person who returned them to the canteen.

The Bus is full for Yarrawonga. Sorry to those who have missed out.  We are now going in a Duncan size bus as we did not get enough people to fill  the planned 25 seater. Suddenly we have had a rush of numbers and we will have 15 people in the smaller than planned bus. Les is taking a few, Noel is having a weekend away and Coburg will field 6 teams in the annual Coburg vs Yarrawonga challenge.  19 players in all.

Wayne Greaves - His retirement lasted all of 3 weeks. Partners Patto in the Doubles, injures his wrist, and Jacko is recalled for the singles. To add insult Wayne is then expected to sit around all night and umpy his teams matches& of course travel each week from Geelong and pay a 3rd of the teams entry fees. Don't know how this will work except that Patto will come out in front !

Injury number 2 -Margaret from Keenagers - Damaged while playing the nieces kids Wii.

5/6/10:What does the delightful Suzie say about her Hubby. Lawrence ? He is my youngest child! And on the subject of Lawrence, it was during WAR that again he was subject to abuse from the opposition. Normally it is Chris (his son) calling him 'an old man'. This time it was another Chris giving him the full verbal. Our own quiet Chrissy was in fine form and her distraction on Maurice was pure gold.

Nearly closing time and in the back room, a birthday party was being held. A demonstration was requested so Duncan15 quickly put up his hand. Up against the wall he went. the problem was that he was dressed in Jacket and jumper while just above him the heater was throwing out more heat than an oven cooking the roast dinner. Looping, footwork drill and of course the Falkenburg. then the adults at this party lined up to have a hit with 15. Chris Yap wandered into the room for a chat and felt that this was the best thing we could offer. Duncan in full swing.Final result one hot and sweaty demonstrator who had to change his tee shirt before he drowned in his own sweat.

WAR Series 3-Captain Collin was again let down by his team mates in WAR. North now lead 7/4 in the best of 20 matches. Collin decided to lead from the front after WAR and was the ultimate victor in top Table. Names like Chew-Tu & Kilderry were left to admire his brilliance.

Competition -Another free entry to  the 2010 Club Championship up for grabs. -Popular Keenager Madge turned 80 years of age recently. The question is 'IN WHAT YEAR WAS HER MOTHER BORN ?-Only 1  guess per person. Entries close end of June

Multi Lingual-I spoke in English to Duncan -who in turn passed on the message in Cantonese to Ling. She then spoke in Mandarin to Helen's uncle. Phil Smith was bemused by all of this and said 'he will probably reply in Spanish'

4/6/10:Friday night 25th June -Dinner at the Reservoir RSL. The Keenagers night out together. Everyone is welcome to join. Cheap meals and good company. Let us know if you would like to join us 

WHO'S THE BOSS ? kEITHs group -Tony McMahon has kids giving him a real hard time, but he is not concerned too much as 2 tables away the group of kids were even more out of control. In walks Julie. Not very long later her 'angels' are in line hitting to the lady, picking up balls and training as they should. Tony ? well at least he got them to stop laying on the table !

WHOS THE BOSS  No2 -Closing time so Michael Huang gets on Microphone. 'Time to Leave' -We Are Closing. Did that work a treat !-Every table still had players playing. - Kay brushes Michael aside - Go Home Everyone  ! - Place is evacuated. Common Denominator ? Don't mess with a woman!

Who says we are a  bunch of Dummies? First Michael Huang then Duncan 15 -both Graduate.  Congratulations guys
In Dunc's case they even knew his number -Duncan Tu -officially number 215. the 2 15th person in line !His Bachelor of Science Certificate is in a case marked 215.

3/6/10:Can you believe it - LORY BISIACH has turned 50 this week, At least he has not gone grey (as far as we can tell)
Don't tell anyone he said !  -OK Lory just between you, I and who ever reads this web page. Congratulations Lory. Damn! that means Jim will dump me again in the veterans doubles!!

Not quite Ms. M. Monroe singing - but had nearly the same effect. Bob Watters singing Happy Birthday sweetly to Lory over the phone

Kenan Erdal a player I first played in 1980 come to the club for a visit and a hit. He now is the owner of a Tibhar Triple Carbon blade, with Tenergy and Vega Pro, a lighter wallet and a plea not to tell the missus!

Players of the Round -Sec 1 -Chris Yap Sec 2- Srikanth Bashetty Sec 3- Robert Welch - Sec  4 -Sam Moungaafi Sec 5- Chris Lim - Sec 6 -Graeme Pratt Sec 7 - James Raad/Helen Li

Who's Sorry Now ? Eric Jeanott. Section 7.. Why ?  He did not take 'no prisoners' while playing the President. He might have to pay parking fees next week or an entrance fee or even made to play left handed. All because of the score line of the 2nd set. A ping pong ball it looked like marked in the score line.

A very busy night at the counter and on the courts last night. Multi tasking at its best. Running pennant - Making up Kens bat -and helping Chrissy and Kay out, who for the record were cheating. The girls were at a Trivia night so kept ringing the club. The questions were quickly relayed to court 2 and Tyson from the Shady Forehands team dominated. What breed was Chewbacca from Star Wars (Wookie)Name of the Country next to Columbia - The Music band with the One Armed Drummer ? (Def Lepard) -Tyson knew all the answers. Obviously not enough phone calls as the girls team finished last.

2/6/10:OH MY! Our top 4 players going to Yarrawonga. Earn Chew - Craig Carter -Michael Huang & Duncan 15. WHAT A TEAM - This team is so good that we have issued a challenge to the Victorian B team -Lets hope this match takes place - On a Sunday at Coburg in the near future.
Have booked the bus for Yarrawonga. A 15 seat bus - $30 pp or $50 a couple.  15 players confirmed (some taking their own cars) -Noel might multi task and deliver pamphlets on the way.

1/6/10:A few more players required for the Yarrawonga match. Sunday 20th June -Bus departs 6-30 am

A few minor changes to the club rooms. The big Northern Shield has been moved and the plaques honouring 5 club workers are again located at a table. Keith has his, right behind his beloved table 9.

Duncan Thorn left to go around Australia last Boxing day. He finally contacts his mate Robert to say he is now working 3 days a week at Tom Price. Working in the local hospital (maybe in a nurses uniform ?) Well he has not recieved the urgent 'come back quick' from Robert because Lefty and the Lobber in the tough Section 3, are 2nd and a cert to win the flag says Duncans old mate.

WILLIAM HENZELL - At our club next Monday night.  A chance for everyone to meet William in person & try out the latest Aussie Table tennis equipment.

It has been noted that Daphne's mum has not been seen at the club since Keith 'put her under the heaters'. I hope that he did not cook her.

Yarrawonga Challenge. Sunday 20th June.
With not as many players as expected putting up their hands to represent the club, we have chosen to hire a 15 seat bus. Costs will now be $30 a single - $50 a double. We still have a few vacant seats for the bus ride.We depart on the 20th at 6-30am and will aim to arrive back at the club by 7pm.

More good results from Coburg players. Chrissy Jones and Bob Stewart combined to the the Section 4 & 5 Doubles events at last Sunday's veterans tournament. An early birthday present for Chrissy who reaches a milestone in the near future.

30/5/10:Congratulations Craig at the World Boomerang Throwing Championships in Rome. In 40+ knot winds he kept his boomerang airborne for 42 seconds, ran 200 metres and caught it when it come out of the sky. It was the best time set for the day in this event by any competitor.

Things must be going bad. The batteries were stolen from the remote for the DVD player at the club. An investigation found them in the hands of Phil Smith.

Who was surfing the net? Actually the ITTF results. None other than Jimbo who has mastered the lap top. Could be an idea for his family come Christmas time.

Where's Adolf ? Not seen for 4 Mondays and yet he is well. Adolf is having children trouble and he assures us he is not having more children. The grand children seem to be taking up a lot of his time.

COMPETITION CLOSES - Congratulations to Chrissy Jones. The Correct answer was 7 -Jim Kilderry -17 times club champion -Bill Sbbison 4 times -Trent Carter - 3- Lory Bisiach - Jeff Plumb- Craig Carter & Michael Huang. We would have accepted 9 as Chrissy Jones and Prisca Rosario are Ladies Club champions who were also in attendance.
Thanks to those who entered. We might have another competition in the lead up to this years club championships.

Rolled up to the club at 10am to see who would be silly enough to turn up for the AWD  training , which was not being held today. Biagio who had 2 excuses was the fool . No 1 reason was that Mick Tomlinson is his idol and Mick never knows what is going on and No 2 Alois never told him not to turn up. Anyway what is important is that the AWD group is going great. Biagio is playing real well and is seen playing much more on a Monday night. Yesterday at our Saturday squad, Kevin from the AWD group turned up for extrea training. He has improved heaps and seemed to enjoy himself trainig with our squad.

29/5/10: It seems that the whole world saw our players in War. Jeanette told Jim to get a haircut. Elizabeth's relatives all emailed to comment on her play and Catisia's friends wanted to know if that really was her dad playing the fool . Comments such as he is cool and is that really your father were answered with unfortunately so. Lawrence sent his wife out on a hunting spree to buy new shorts as on youtube he felt his bum was too big.

WAR. number 10 was won today by the North side who now lead by 6-4.

A new leader in the Friday night pennant. Rachel Turner is the new leader with 3 rounds to go. Dad Steven has dropped to 11th and it is rumoured that he might not even show his face for the  last round if his current form continues. Grand pa might have to do the late night taxi run again.

Chris is waiting for Jims thank you. Chris knew that the new scorer would break easily and he did not want Jim to be distracted at a vets tournament. That is why he dropped the scorer in the first place.  Sorry Chris, some people don't appreciate good help, especially when you do them a favour.

28/5/10: Ridiculous amount of things left at the club -A good pen hold bat and cover - only had it over 3 months. Bat cleaners - and lots of clothes. Cant store them forever and unfortunately a $120 jumper left behind has now been handed to a charity. If you lose something contact the club as there is a good chance we might still have it.

Lawrence still the leader in the guess the champs competition but Chrissy is hot on the scent but yet to officially put in her entry.

WAR is designed to stop players being distracted while playing table tennis. Obviously not working for Collin as the moment 'the shy one. grabbed the microphone and called out Collin' -everyone in the stadium knew that she might have actually confused his thought process.
Anyway WAR  is on again tomorrow 12-45. Love to have everyone come and join one of the teams. Have a look at the link below and see if you are game to play the game.

Congratulations Phil Smith -a fabulous job on highlighting Saturdays WAR  and placing it on You Tube 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T45lU-DuMs

27/5/10:Coburg table tennis stadium is currently have 12 sessions with the local St Pauls Catholic primary school kids grade 5 and 6. Some good players in this group. Today, we were teaching and evaluating the top 20 students from Simmonds College in North Melbourne.  7 or 8 tables set up, we were in an area with 3 tables and 20 of the best kids from year 7 to 12. One kid with a hard bat had me missing the ball half a dozen time by hitting a soft shot, then having it return to him before I could reach it. Did I mention I had the rather strong wind at my back and apart from some shelter we were basically out doors. Well this group is very talented and the teacher Mr Sebbens has done a great job. Next week he will bring the boys to Coburg for a group training session after school on Thursday. We wish Simmonds college all the best in the coming School Championships.

Craig returns before he goes! The 3 times Australian boomerang throwing champion was dropped at the Airport at 12 noon. By 5pm he was back home having dinner. Plane was delayed 8 hours because it was broken! Peter F asked 'is Craig in Rome yet?' He was still 3 hours from taking off !
Now the follow up - Left Australia 8 hours late. Had to wait 4 hours in Kuala Lumper - just to be told more delays. Supposed to arrive in Italy 9 am Thursday local time -arrive 11-30am Friday local time

QUIZ-
WINNER TO GET FREE ENTRY INTO 2010 CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS- How many former Club champions (singles & doubles) were in attendance at Peters function last Saturday afternoon? -1 entry per person - If tied - person who also names all the players will win.
Entries close on Sunday night. Lawrence Lim is the closest at the moment.

25 players required to come to Yarrawonga on the 20th of  June. The annual Coburg vs Yarrawonga challenge. We plan to hire a bus and it will only cost each person around $20. First 25 people to drop in $5 deposit  will be accepted onto the bus.

Jims new scorer. worked beautifully for Jim. Handed it over to Fumble Fingers C. Yap, who dropped it and Jim now is the owner of a broken scorer. Might even take pity on Jim in WAR  as he was going to let the ump use it on Saturday. That could be seen as bridery ?

25/5/10:Congratulations Phil Smith -a fabulous job on highlighting Saturdays WAR  and placing it on You Tube 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T45lU-DuMs

Well done Bruce Baulch. 50 years as a player, 20 years as Club President and he has finally learnt where to return the completed score sheets.

Complaints have been lodged about the Section 2 geriatrics. They simply beat everyone so we have been requested to handicap them just like a race horse ! Weight for age - the older the horse the more weight they have to carry. It has been suggested - Once you turn 60,  players should have 2 kg lead bags attached to them for every  birthday after 60, to slow them down to compensate for all of those years of experience. Adolf would have to drag 18 kgs around every match. Pops Peart ? about 3 tonne.

Players of the round -Section 1 -Duncan Section 2- Trung Dinh Section 3-Jamie Champion -Section 4- Mark Chilcott Section 5 - Collin Madin Section 6- Linday Huynh.  Section 7 -Jared Clements

Sullys all excited- Celebrated Seans 14th birthday by taking him sky diving. Wonder whats in store for his 15th ? Just hope he takes his good friend Chris (david) Kumar

23/5/10:Peters Function-COBURG members-friends and family- 'We dips our lid to you' -The support and generosity. over $2500 raised.

Chrissy Jones- the worlds best 'back seat driver' -Would not have worked without her efforts  before, during & after  the event.
Colin Madin - great job throughout the whole day -setting up -packing up - And of course during the whole event .-
2 other Roadies to mention -Craig and Duncan. We thank Trent and Jeff Plumb and Brian Berry for his late dash to help out.
and I will mention 2 guys who donated a lot & purchased a lot -Lawrence lim and Dee Muhamad. -thanks guys.

HIGHLIGHTS -Nadia Bisiach- 2010 inductee in Coburg ttc Hall of Fame (3rd member)
Bill Sibbison award ( presented by Bill) Coburg pennant player of the Year - Craig Carter
Keith Keane was presented with drinking glasses with Coburg logo on them & a certificate - thanking him for his long service as a committee member.
Keith sang 2 songs during the afternoon to help with the entertainment.
Ziggy and Joe  - musical treats during the afternoon -Patricia Kono from Brazil thrilled the crowd with her juggling routine
Lawrence Lim - Belted -by Trent -Smacked -by Jeff -Mauled - by Brian  - And it cost him $150 for the pleasure
Boomerang throwing from Craig- Only John A - seemed to master the catching. And did anyone beat Craig on the small table ?
And the Keenagers- many attended- Clem and Tony were everywhere while we were setting up.-the Keenagers always support our club.

QUIZ- WINNER TO GET FREE ENTRY INTO 2010 CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS- How many former Club champions (singles & doubles) were in attendance at Peters function? -1 entry per person - If tied - person who also names all the players will win.

WAR -big win to the South side  with borrowed recruit the Chew train dominating. (could not understand how Crissy let her star player transfer so easily ?) Highlights of the match can be found on You tube -under the name of war. Well done Phil Smith. Another new member to Coburg who has been a great asset.

21/5/10:Friday night pennant-Jamie Champion still the leader but is closely followed by Rachel Turner. Tonight's big mover was Zeeshan who jumped 12 places to 11th.

Trent will be at WAR and has Collin in his sight after losing a doubles match last night. 

What is going on? Deniz missed Tuesday because she did not know it was Tuesday & our newest Harry rolled up for Fridays coaching session with Duncan on Thursday.

Kit Scully claims scalps in Sunbury Our favourite Irishman Kit, won the Section 2 Grand Final in Sunbury last week. Even had his own cheer squad watching him play. Seems the work he has done with our Saturday squad is paying dividends.

Don't forget the big day at Coburg tomorrow. Jeff Plumb promises to Trash Trent. Their big match will commence at 4pm.

20/5/10:Still more items roll in. Thanks to Srikanth & Sravanthi. Some one will be able to purchase a nice set of cuff links
 Last night pennant. Mark (I need to be in print) Pengilley does it again. Week 1 -Belt the opposition Week 2 - Too busy doing the nails (he is a wood work teacher after all) and looking in the mirror - instead of 'doing the mirror back hand' forgot the basics and copped a flogging. Week 3- 'the old 'tied up' at a meeting trick. Week 4 -Stuck in bed ! -with whom ? is the question. Week 5 -  can't wait.
Even had Biagio at the club on a Wednesday night. Tried the old bat is in the car routine, but was not long before he was on court 9 having a hit.
We did ask him why didn't he bring the wife along. His reply was 'too many men at the club'  My question is  'Where are they?'

Craigs birthday and Helen & Pammy were running late to join him for dinner. Too busy putting up the birthday sign and blowing up balloons.
And what a job they did. The Sign hanging near the door was slightly higher than Helen. In other words walk into the club and you get strangled as it is wrapped around your throat.  The balloons were above the door that opens into courts 2 and 3. Pammy stood on the green barrier and got vertigo, while Helen some how fell off a chair trying to hang the balloons.

He is here! Trent has landed and is already talking up WAR  on Saturday.. does not know he will be on a 'Duncan' handicap instead of 10.

19/5/10:Some of Saturdays times
3pm -Silent Auctions open.  -3-15pm -Official Opening -Keith sings - then first push bike auctioned.- 3-45pm - 10 minutes of coaching from 6 coaches -Cost is $10  per person - 4pm 2010 -Hall of Fame winner announced
4-15pm Lawrence Lim in first of his 3 matches - If he loses all 3- $150 dontated to Peter.  -4-30pm Mainstreet -while Craig takes on anyone - 5 point match on small table - If you beat Craig you hit with either Jeff or Trent on Show court table until next person comes along. Cost $1 per game.
4-45pm 2nd bike auctioned. -lap top auctioned  - followed by 2nd round of 10 minutes coaching for $10. 5-15 boomerang challenge -Catch boomerang thrown by Craig - 1 attempt -$1- 3 attempts -$2 - winner get hit with Trent or Jeff. 5-30pm Bill Sibbison Award -Pennant Player of the Year.
6pm -triples competition commences. (3 x player teams ) $10 team entry.

Pennant last night -Round 4- 5 undefeated players lost their first match for the season . Can anyone explain this ?

18/5/10:Peters function . More gifts rolling in- Phil Smith has dontated -a SONY CD PLAYER/CLOCK RADIO with an I Pod Dock -valued at a cool $200 & a CLOCK RADIO  with I POD DOCK  - Music station also valued at $200
If this keeps up Collin and I might lock the doors and bid between ourselves . Only being serious guys ! this is going to be a great afternoon. Thanks to everyone who have dontated things.  -And they keep on coming -
2 packaged up parcels. wonderful wedding anniversary gifts for the guy who forgets?  Hmm my opening bid is !
Thai! many thanks for the hand made bat press.   1 x large size WALKMAN  tee shirt.  Cannot be purchased in stores

And 2 Special club -Presentations will be made. Looking forward to seeing lots of visitors as we have some thing to please everyone

John and Jacko saga. Liao went Pow and Wayne come and went. Wayne Greaves is the latest to walk out on our famous duo. Patto says they actually recruit a big name player, watch them lose, sack them and Jack gets to spend the season with the 'big guns'.

Interesting job for Craig this weekend. A visitor will bring their bat to be looked at. The rubber was coming off so they used some glue from home -on both sides of the rubber. Seems to be having trouble spinning the ball.

17/5/10:Dedicated ? or what. One of our long time Saturday squad players has been missing a while. Work made it hard to play our pennant, combined with several issues, table tennis took a back seat. Well, he now has a new job and will be seen at the club once again. It is the new job choice which makes this story interesting. A choice of 3 jobs and he chose the one -closest to our club. Welcome back Jon Z.

16/5/10:He come - He visited - He Destroyed. Brian Berry on a mission - A 5pm visit to the club .Earn - he flew -Chew left- Eddie -went Ready Steady Eddie -go.. And out 'Saturday Special, Wow its Liao' did not appear. That left Michael Bang Huang to get mauled. Duncan Master become  Duncan blaster -blasted. George stepped up to 'slay the dragon and got burnt big time, and the little man whose legs dont touch the ground, Abdul got pulverised. Craig walked in but would not play Mr Berry who was in White hot form and Collin was 'tied up on court 6 ' so did not get a crack at Berry man.  All we can say is Brian  -you were lucky!

Roger Massie Australian AWD coach was at Coburg today. Mick Tomlinson was at church and arrived late. And was still not the allocated driver to drop Mr Massie at the nearest station. Seems taxi Toms reputation has spread a bit further than Coburg.

WAR -what better way to welcome back Malcolm. Straight into battle in his first  game of WAR in a distraction point. North side dominated all game and although Mick Warr won heaps of late points for South side, final result was a win to North side who now lead 5/3.

News just in -Michael 'Scoop' Huang reports that he read in the news paper -TRENT CARTER from Sydney was in court on a Drink Driving  charge while still on P plates. - Looks like there might be some explaining to do to mum while he is in town this week.
All OK - mum assures us it is not her little Angel.

Peters Function: - Latest offering into the auction - $1200 Toshiba Laptop!!!  This is a must bid item! -And the gifts keep rolling in. Julien McLucas has donated 2 of his framed paintings.    -In 8cm x 5cm frames they are part of his famous Landscape Series.  Each painting is valued at $200.
The unique table tennis bat holder, the 60 year old cork bat set, the wrist watch with the Coburg ttc logo on it, a new computer key board, a lazy susan, 2 new push bikes, the Voucher for Coburg Leisure centre, 2 microwave ovens, a heater, vouchers to have coaching lessons, the new Butterfly key rings and of course Trents signed tee shirt to be auctioned straight after his match with Jeff Plumb. And heaps more !

We are also looking forward to Patricia Kono from Brazil who will demonstrate her juggling skills - plus Lawrence Lim going head to head with Trent Brian Berry and Jeff Plumb- 5 points head start to Lawrence each game - best of 3 sets and if all 3 beat him -$150 in the coffers.

15/5/10:Look out South side -Trent will be playing WAR  next Saturday.

Many thanks BRUCE CHEN - Basal Sports & Tech - Double Fish  tt equipment.  Not only will Bruce be at Peters function next weekend, he has donated a Double Fish Scorer to be auctioned.

Albury Junior Tournament - James Lew is after a lift. If you are going and have room for an extra, please contact James.
PHILLIP SMITH - is going to the Senior tournaments in Bendigo -& the Albury Open on the 6th of June. He has room for some one if they would like a lift.

14/5/10:Tonight - the last of the Handicap Event. But our friday night pennant is going gang busters. So enter the pennant -all standard of play - group coaching with Duncan Tu at 6-30 non stop matches at 7 pm to 8pm then the final Handicap at 8pm. All for only $5 per player

Coming in June -Monday 7th - William Henzell will be on hand to let people try out the Aussie table tennis range
Monday 14th Queens brithday holiday  -The 3 division Tournament- large Round Robin Groups -$10 entry person - 2-30 pm start time

Peters Function - As it draws closer, the big prizes are coming in. Our UPSIDE Auction. A 3 months GOLD CLASS MEMBERSHIP AT COBURG LEISURE CENTRE. For this gift we thank Tony Oultan -Moreland Council and Drew Hilderbrandt from Coburg Leisure Centre.
The Gold Pass entitles you to - Access to Health centre - A 1 hour consultation - Access to Swimming Pool - Spa & Steam Room access and A locker each visit. Valued at $450 - That will be the starting bid and we reduce the price $5 at a time. First person to put up their hand -will recieve this voucher at that price.  the bidding for this voucher will take place at 4 pm on Saturday 22nd May.

Gifts will be Auctioned, A White Elephant Stall - Music - A Juggler from South America - A Mystery box  to be Auctioned - 2 new Push Bikes , Table tennis Stars appearing - Our special table tennis demonstration in the dark - a 3 player Doubles match competition (get your entry in now ) -Keenagers Super match - and a lot more.
Hall of Fame inductee - Special Award for a Coburg Pennant player - Special Club award - Coaching vouchers with some of the club greats on offer.

12/5/10:Craig has thrown his hand into the ring to help Peter. The World Indoor Boomerang throwing Champion will be throwing his indoor foam boomerang around for 10 minutes. 2 ways of helping. At $1 a guess. you can guess how many catches he takes in this time (Collin will be counting) Nearest guess to the figure wins $15. But if you pay $2 - you come down and try and catch the boomerang -2 attempts. If you catch it -you go to court 9 and hit with Trent, until the next person comes.

Craig is also doing the small table challenge- a match up to 5 points -$1 entry - beat Craig - and hit with Trent for 10 minutes -this will be going all afternoon -Tell Collin he organises the match. You win - off to Trent for coaching

Gifts are still rolling in for Peters function. A 2 bottle Wine pack from Margaret River, A computer key board, and a Wrist watch with the Coburg ttc logo on it.   A few surprises still to be announced . May 22nd 3pm to 7pm.  Dont you dare miss this day !
*A Special triples comp to be held on the day - 3 players a team -Special rules (as in doubles) $10 team entry - Money to be divided between Winners/ Runner up and Peters function.    TEAMS NAMES TO HAVE AN AUSSIE THEME - Team Boomerang- Kay Carter- Chrissy Jones -Trent Carter.

Well done Courtney ! the only person in the hall to not know that Dunc has a Number! 'you cant call him 15 ! (sounding very much like MUM) Keith ! whats hs name ? -15 came the reply- Jim ? 15 - Craig ? that is 15. Patto - walking away -you mean Duncan ?  he is 15 - Duncan !what is your number ?  15 he said. We asked  James, Kay, Jamie Collin, Catisia, Lawrence Chris & John the Pres. all said 15 - but in true Jonesy style 'I won't believe it until my mum says it . Mum what is the number of one of the Saturday coaches ? 15! which left a teenager screaming and a guy with a permanent new name 15 -Kay once called out 15.. Why ? she forgot his name and could only remember 15.

Pennant Player of the Round -Jack Keshishian. Amongst claims he cheated by having his private coach from Geelong help him, Jack defeated John Wong & demolished Liao Xiao Hua.

10/5/10:Peters Fund Raiser on the 22nd of May is not far away. A 3pm start on the Saturday with estimated finish time of 7pm. Interest is keen on the Thermometer on display, and some attention is being paid to the Microwave. There is coaching vouchers (not to be used on this day though) from some of our clubs top players/coaches. 2 new push bikes which will be auctioned on the 22nd are among the items which are now on display near the white board in the spectator area of our club.
Free entry on the 22nd as we try and help Peter re coup enough money so that he can replace his stolen $3000 push bike. And who is Peter Finotello ? asks Mick Tomlinson. The man who has organised the weekly pennant as long as Mick has been a member and who runs the club every Sunday. Peter is also the guy who orders the trophies, picks them up and and installed all of the Shields on the club room walls.

On the subject of Mick. He was at Alois's Sunday Lefty Training session for the AWD. (apart from Kevin-all the players and coach were left handed)
After training was Mick really trying to steal a row of the orange chairs ? Lucky Trevor was there to save them.

9/5/10:Mark Chilcott Was about to purchase a New Red Club Shirt. After much sorting, his attention turned to the new White Shirts. He did buy a shirt in the end -A new Blue one.

Tony Mac won't be seen  at the club this week, which is a huge blow for Keith's Thursday kids group. If anyone is free to assist, please pop into the club on a Thursday evening at 6pm.  If you are lucky, like Tony was last week, you might have Steffani help you. Far more pleasant than her father and Tony appreciated her assistance last week.

8/5/10:WAR: -No Collin No Craig -But South's noise works managers, Scout, Mark and Lawrence were making more than enough noise in their team leaders absence. South jumped to a big start as Jim, Earn and  Minus Mike tried to keep North side below Zero. Keith could not win a point and the team looked down. An injured Lawrence was cured during the match, by the Ref who is now a qualified Doctor, but David Kumar was lost without his coach Sully. James Lew started to dominate, Earn lifted his game as his 'cheer squad was watching and Chris took no mercy on his sister or dad. North side blew the opposition away to record a victory, as Duncan, Dave and Muhammad struggled in the big points. North side now  lead 4/3. And what better way to celebrate, Captain Chrissy doing an Irish jig as she won the Winning point.

Pennant Score sheets ? always a problem and Adolf has tried to make them as simple as possible. But it is a concern when 'the Brainiacs (Patto & Jacko ) play 'the smart ones (15 & Mustang) and noe of them can get the scores right. Peter was handed the sheet which had Patto beating Michael -Duncan beating Patto -arrows pointing everywhere, lines and crossses. What a mess ! all adds up to Peter should be able to understand what was supposed to be written.

6/5/10: The Bubble has burst! Mark Pen -no ink left -Gilley. Armed with new shoes, new sweat bands, New Bat & new rubbers. Got a beating big time. Just when he had Chrissy in his sights, it is back to basics and Section 7 a little longer before the promotion. Chrissy is safe a little longer.
But Clem (another with new rubbers) recorded is first victory in pennant while his coach and mentor John A. sat back and watched. Hopefully John will have fully recovered from his little set back and will be playing next week.

5/5/10:Only fair we pass on the following stories. Jack Keshishians son, Luke asked Jack. 'Dad I have to give a 3 minute speech tomorrow in front of class. Can you tell me a funny story ?'.The only funny story to tell was 'several years ago at MSAC we were playing in a Grand Final. Afterwards it was off to Patony Pizza's in Clarendon st South Melbourne to celebrate. John Pattison even offered to shout if we won. Of course, son, as expected. I was the star and victory was ours. Then a friend? of Johns rushed to Patony's and handed out Pitony Pizzas vouchers -with everything paid for if are a mate of Pattos, on the vouchers. We sat in a group, 12 of us on the side walk, lots of food and drink (soft of course) when the shop manager walked out and asked 'who is John ?' Of course John jumped up and said 'that is I' So the manager asked 'what is this ?" and handed John a voucher, then everyone at the table jumped up and handed a stunned John, their vouchers' To top things off some guy on a table near us who had been sitting silently reading the news paper eating a pizza jumped up and said 'I have one of those as well'. John, for once in his life was quiet, everyone in South Melbourne within ear shot was laughing. Luke did not think this story was funny but told his class. And yes ! evertyone in the class also thinks it is funny. And we have the Patony Pzza vouchers on display at Coburg table tennis club. Next time you see Patto remind him of this story, because he thinks it is fantastic every time some reminds of this night.

But how about Sully ?  he met up with his great mate Chris (actually Sully it was David Kumar) and asked him to join in and celebratre young Seans 14th birthday. they are going Parachute jumping. Imagine the poor instructor who will have Sully strapped to him at 10,000 feet with a few grogs and whiskeys from the night before. Someting similar to David at his last meeting with Sully. Nose to nose conversation in the Oak Park canteen, David walking backwards until he hit the wall. Locked there for an hour with Sully breathing all over him while the other 20 members of the club laughed and continued to play table tennis.

Star of Round 3 in Pennant -Alex Schot-Guppy. Just a pity this guys trains hard for his beloved golf and can't afford time for serious table tennis.  When he starts winning on the pro golf circuit, lets hope he remembers his mates at Coburg.

LAWRENCE LIM- the first of the big offers come (OK 2nd actually  many thanks Dee Muhamad ) Peter Finotello's day 22nd of May. At around 5pm the Lawrence challenge begins.  Best of 3 against Jeff Plumb, best of 3 against Trent and best of 3 against Brian Berry. Lawrence gets 5 points start every game. If he defeats any on the champs - Lawrence donates $5 - if he loses $50 goes into Peters fund raising bin. $150 on offer here boys.

3/5/10:No one will be able to trip/fall down the steps onto courts 1-2 & 3. Tony Mac has spent all morning re painting them. Only worry is Mick taxi Tom. He falls up the steps !On the subject of Mick, he is very quick to give some stick! to the nice guy alias manager. we cut him some slack but how about yesterday (Sunday) late for AWD training again. Suppose it made up for him turning up on time on Wednesday for a pennant he is not playing.
Anyway he misplaced his bag, picked up Collins instead, paid out on Collin for putting his bag where Mick's should of been. Once he found his bag he then spent 20 minutes emptying his bag because he was convinced 'the nice guy' had sabotaged his bag. Why? because some fool told him I did. So then it was check the car in case I let his tyres down. And where was I during this display of Micks madness ?- The other side of Melbourne at the Boomerang championships in Wantirna. Don't know who ruffled your feathers Mick, but start with some one with the initials of Alois.

A juggler from Brazil, a young lady circus performer will give a performance at Peters fund faising afternoon. Don't think Mick will be in attendance though. He does not know who Peter is, even though he (Mick) has been a Coburg member for over 20 years. Seems no one told him Peters surname was Finotello.

2/5/10:Club President John Alder, has found the strain of the job a bit hard. He has taken a 2 day break in hospital. Nothing too serious and although he is not allowed to drive for a week, he is already planning his next game of ping pong. We look forward to having back at Coburg in the near future.
We thank Angelo tabone for some serious table tennis videos of some of the past greats. They will be up for sale in the White Elephant stall at Peters function on the 22nd of May
Now there is every possible chance that Angelo could be moving in the near future to the 'home of Coburg Table tennis players' Pascoe Vale Gardens'. Apart from being a new member to our Keenagers club, I am sure we would see Angelo at our club helping out. If this happens, he will be a valuable asset to our club.

WAR was played at a frantic pace. A smart recruitment of Ken, was the missing link that soared the South side to a huge win. Series 3 is 3 all.

Who had to rush home to read this Web Page? The man who stole the show in pennant last Wednesday, then gave out coaching tips and then signed some autographs. This afternoon, after leading his team to a memorable victory in WAR , it was out with the pen and paper again. Followed by, break the bank because he is now armed with a serious bat, sooper dooper rubber on the fore hand and a pinched Craigs rubber on the back hand. No stopping Mr. PEN in hand-Gilley.
On the subject of Craig. day 1 of Aust Boomerang Throwing Championships and he the leader of the competition. Can he make it Australian overall champion for the 3rd time?

1/5/10:A big weekend of sport for our members- Croydon Championships. -Our juniors are there competing, James, Jamie, Atul, Daniel Li, Elizabeth, Sarah, Dillon is down from Mildura & Muhammad and Zaki.
But it does not finish there. Craig will be in Knox trying to defend his Australian Boomerang champion title and Bob Stewart from Keenagers will be at Princess Entertainment Complex competing in the Victorian Snooker Championships.
Chrissy will be giving Courtney, a great  birthday party while the rest of us mere mortals will be playing WAR.
Good luck to everyone.

30/4/10:Saturday coaching sessions -10am to 1-30pm. Coaches beware a new coach on the horizon. Mark Pengilley belted his 2 opponents off the court on Wednesday night. Then in true 'coach to be' fashion, he was seen handing out one on one advice and hints and signing papers. Was he really handing out autographs after round one of pennant?

29/4/10:Dont often write about other clubs. Not planned that way but always seem busy trying to improve Coburg and keeping our members informed. But I do want to acknowledge 2 web sites, The Table Tennis Victoria web site is very informative and well worth a look at. We do appreciate the articles about Coburg ttc that appear on their site from time to time. A good coverage was given to this weeks Anzac Day Tournament.
Ping Skills is run by Alois Rosario & Jeff Plumb. Both guys  have been involved in Olympics -Alois as National coach, Jeff as a a player, & both guys have been former Coburg club champions. Ping Skills have released their April newsletter and in it is a section on keeping the ball low over the net. John O'Brien is one member who will be all over this and we will incorporate this skill as part of our next school holiday coaching program.
Also on our Saturday squad training, in the future is not out of the question.
Jeff will be seen in action in the Peter Finotello fund rasing afternoon in a match against current club champion Trent who will make the visit from Sydney. Jeff and Trent will also be giving special table tennis lessons on this day. Maybe Jeff will demonstrate his new found skill in boomerang trick catching as well ?

Peter Finotello-inspected some of the goods we plan to auction on his fund raising day on the 22nd May. He was very humble and sincere when he said -This makes all of those years that I worked as a volunteer at this club, seem all worth while.
We hope that some more goods are donated and that a large crowd attends this special day.

SATURDAY training squad. If anyone needed proof that our squad is working, Elana last night in her first pennant match was superb for some one who has had only 2 weeks training. 2 other Saturday regulars were also on show last night, winning their matches, Chrissy & Mark Pengilley.

A regular 'match misser' made up some lost ground last night. Mick Taxi Tom actually rolled up for a match, when there were no matches for him. So did he train while he was at the club?  no way -turned around and went home

28/4/10:Who said the following ?- I hated WAR last Saturday because Jim cost us 25 points. ed note- Hard to believe that Jim actually served a fault at a crucial stage, and that he was totally outplayed by Collin on match point. Jim's reply is that it was Anzac Day weekend, he has been carrying his troups all year, makes a little error and his team mates show no compassion at all. Not like South sides Captain Collin. In hs own style he is always supporting his team mates. Doing his best to motivate them. He has only ever sacked Earn and even tried to draft Keith. This week leading from the front winning the ultimate point. But North still lead the Blue shirts 3/2 in series 3.


Club Championships. Entries released late July, But on white board inside the club entrance is the current standings of players eligible for the champs. It shows the order for this years rankings
Big movers in recent weeks have been Craig on the back of his wins in the Grand Final and Anzac day tournament. John Pattison, by defeating Craig last night and Be Phu Huynh, with a win over Michael Huang.
In the Juniors, Edward Truong is flying up the list and in the ladies it is Catisia who has improved her ranking.

Looking for help from Alois or Brian Berry. Maybe Simon or William mght have the answer. A visitor to the club recently, wanted some Mark Vee as that is what his dad used. Mark five -V in Roman Numerals, is what he was after I suggested. So he rang dad and I discussed the rubber with his dad over the phone. Finally agreed that OK it is Mark five, but he was concerned it might be a bit advanced for his son. So maybe he should use Mark 4. This is where I need the help of experts as in my 40 years in the sport it is a new name to me . Brian ? have you used that rubber yet ?

Always interesting at Coburg. Some real characters to say the least. I have been criticised in the past for 'picking on people'
The following stories have been given the OK by the members concerned.
Mark Chilcott walked in to the club which was packed to the max. Are we playing pennant tonight was his question? I guess so with so many people here was my reply. Oh! I thought they might have been here having a look at the finals. -Last weeks finals attracted a crowd of 3.
It was the coldest morning of the year so far (Tuesday) Trevor rolled up to Keenagers in his shorts. Why? because yesterday (Anzac day tournament) was so hot and I had to play in long pants, as I could not find my shorts.
Ivo ( a great friend of mine for many years and a family member) popped into the club last night offering to play. 'Do you have a bat and gear ? (he was wearing long pants & shirt)  err NO. -any way Ivo wanted to see Craig -as Craig is buying Ivo's car. Craig - your car is in the panel beaters ! were the opening remarks, which bought quite a few laughs, but Patto stole the show when he screamed out -Half is in the panel beaters the other half is being stolen as we speak.
And on the subject of Craig. Some urgent work was required in the hall. Duncan 15 , Dave Kumar, George, Allan Auchterlonie & Sam were all keen to help. Out come the scaffolding. Suddenly, the helpers were not so keen, or volunteered to be the ground crew. Sam at least got up as far as the first level before he run out of oxygen. Then Superman arrived and flew up to the roof to help Craig. Superman Sheikh (Ilyas) could not see what the fuss was all about. More work was done on the lights, table tennis resumed and the repair work on the security light was completed. Thanks helpers.

The worlds nicest mum was also at the club last night. Hurricane Peter was out of the country so she was  mum taxi. But we are pleased to know that Asha is a fan of our web site, especially when her hubby wears the brunt of the humour.

26/4/10: Thank  you players - 47 competitiors in todays Anzac Day Tournament. Chrissys home made Anzac biscuits were the real winner.
Section 1 winner Craig Carter- Brian Berry Runner up
Section 2 Winner- Abdul Ghafoor with Lawrence Lim Runner Up . Bob Stewart won Section 3 with Kaleb from Geelong Runner up

A full report will be done later in the week. But the real winner was DAVID THOMPSON  The President of the Coburg RSL.
His stirring tribute to our fallen heroes, prior to the commencement of our Tournament was outstanding. Even our young players stayed quiet and focused as David reminded us what Anzac Day is really about. The Last Post was followed by the National anthem with every person in the hall singing our national song. These memories will stick in our minds for a long time. Thank you participants and congratulations David on your service.

Entries coming in thick and fast for todays special tournament -2-30 pm start - and only $10 entry

25/4/10:WAR series 3. Bad start for the North side -Jim K trying to bribe the judge. Captain Chrissy dragging him away kicking and screaming.
South side recruit the star with the golden name. Sent him to play WAR dressed in the full commando kit. Also joining the Southerners was GEORGE LEONDIS . He thought it was just like a normal day in class. Aaron Chew won more points than his old man.  Collin went BANG!  -WIN to SOUTH SIDE

Peter Finotello function -22nd MAY - 3pm to 7pm
For the players who wanted tips/coaching lessons and  did not want to pay the big prices or did not know who to contact. Your opportunity has arrived
To be auctioned on this day - but not  to be used on this day) 2 x coaching lessons of 1 hour duration from Michael Huang. One hour lessons from Eddie Keung, Duncan Tu, 2 one hour lessons from Maurice Dorisio, 2 xz 1/2 hour sessions with Collin Madin or an hour with State Junior squad player Jamie Champion. -Vouchers for coaching with these fine coaches/players to be auctioned on the day.

A special WRIST watch  - TO BE AUCTIONED -with Coburg table tennis club printed on its face -Value $100 - will be auctioned UP SIDE down auction.    - Also Auctioned on this day - a special bat and COVER -DONATED BY AUSSIE TABLE TENNIS
BUTTERFLY  have also chipped in with some special Table Tennis Key rings  -THANKS JEFF & DAVID

DONT FORGET  - Trents shirt to be signed by himself and Jeff Plumb will be auctioned straight after their big match

MAIN STREET  the band - A SILENT  auction for the Band to come and perform for up to 2 hours --either on a Saturday night or a Sunday afternoon.
GREAT -  IF YOU HAVE A FUNCTION COMING UP BUT DO NOT HAVE  BAND BOOKED .

24/4/10:Our wishes go out to Maria from Keenagers who has had a bad fall and will never be able to play table tennis again due to a shattered elbow. We also send our best wishes to Claire Baresi who has been on the unwell list for a long time.
And another Keenager who has been falling apart is Brian Kays. Nice to hear his dulcet tones on the radio talking about his beloved Demons.

I have been calling people 'mongrel' for years. so as a result I get many e mails or messages on the answering machine that start by saying, hey mongrel. On Thursday, I was out & about and tried to call my friend Ian. As I was pressing the stop button as he did not answer my call, he picked up his phone and noticed my name. Immediately answered his phone with 'what are you doing, you Mongrel ?' trouble was that is was a lady from a Lawyer firm wishing to talk to him about a very important legal matter. All she could say was' I've never been called that before.

Another club member who was having a bit of trouble was George. The heavy duty magnet on the white board as you enter the club was causing him some grief. His fingers could not get the magnet to depart from the board. Craig walked up and instantly removed the magnet. A bit of noise from George the Steven Turner did the same, followed by James Lew. George still could not get the magnet off the board, so next it was Bob Watters turn, No problems at all. But when Julie from Keenagers also removed the magnet, the noise stopped and a rather subdued man left the white board in search of a table tennis opponent.

Congratulations to the Melbourne Pennant Grand final winners this week held at Coburg. A wrap up can be found in the pennant section on this web site. The Winter season starts next week.


Coburg RSL will send its clubs President to Coubrg ttc on Monday for our Anzac Day tournament
At 2-30pm David Thompson will give a speech about Anzac day and perform the 'ceremony' as our tribute to our past heroes.
I would like to encourage our members and their families to attend tihs short but moving service, before our combatants enter the courts and go into their own battle. Coburg table tennis club again thanks the Coburg RSL for including our club as a venue where we can all pay our respect to those who fought for our freedom.

Friday night pennant is alive. Coaching from Duncan Tu, 6-30 to 7pm then 7 to 8pm Round Robin matches.
Jamie Champion is the current leader. The event is open to anyone, of any age or standard. Cost is only $5 per night per player.
2 new players to this competition. Vanessa Gregoriou is a talented 14 year old. She has returned back to Australia after living in Singapore for 12 years. She pocesses a strong forehand and uses long pimples on her back hand.
Another Friday night player is Matt Taylor. He won a school award last week for table tennis and had it presented to him by former Coburg club champion and current national coach Brett Clarke.

23/4/10:Dont forget MONDAY 's Anzac Day tournament. Only $10 to enter- 3 divisions- Large Round Robin Groups
Brian Berry is after the CASH. -Michael Huang has confirmed that he will play. Duncan Tu is a starter as is Richard Vercoli from Geelong.

The gifts keep rolling in for Peters function.
Latest additions - New push bike no 2 (thanks Lawrence). Lots of gifts so a WHITE ELEPHANT STALL  will be  held (we are after helpers to man the stall and if you had a gift to add to the stall it will be going to  worth while cause)
MICHAEL HUANG  is donating 2 -1 hour coaching sessions -not to be used on this day though.
How about a session with Craig ?  now is your chance to learn a real serve or how to 'belt a back hand'
Maybe a coaching lesson from Maurice or Collin ? -they will be included in the 'Mystery packs'
A special offer from MAIN STREET  the band as well, can be bid for.

20/4/10:The Peter Finotello fund raiser. Mystery box to be auctioned. Includes a brand new Micro Wave. Many thanks to the couple who have been helping us with gifts for this event.
The Bill Sibbison award (a new shield ) will be awarded on this special day. The 2010 Hall of Fame inductee will also be announced.
Another new shield will be unveiled for our Female pennant player of the year.

T
he 2 new shields on the wall,
will shortly have names on them. Section 1 winners of the inaugural Melbourne pennant were Craig and Les Matrenza. Section 2 will have Srikanth Bashetty & Ziggy Saabels name on them.
Section 3 was won by George & Sam, Section 4 Bruce Baulch & Allan Auchterlonie, Section 5 -Lino and Elio and Section 6 -back to back for Koray and Jose Carlos.  Match details will shortly be up on the Pennant section of this web site

Peter Peart is currently stuck at home. I rang him and was told I can ring at any time as he wont be leaving the phone. Had to ring him 30 minutes later -the phone rang out. Peter also told Les the same story yet when he tried to ring Peter, the phone also rang out. Not bad for a guy who is right near the phone.

Monday 26th April 2-30pm Anzac day Tournament. 3 divisions -Cash Prizes only $10 entry
The Geelong invasion. 11 players including Eddie Andersen-Higginson & Richard Vercoli.
COBURG RSL  President will attend the club to give a short and emotional Anzac day ceremony at 2-30pm on this day prior to the event commencing

Also on the Coburg callendar -Our next Holiday program. July 5 to July 9 (5 days) 12-30pm to 4 pm each day. Only $15 per day and if you book for the 5 days and pay an extra $5 -you will receive a special club tee shirt.

The Peter Finotello fund raising afternoon on Saturday 22nd May. We can now confirm that a 2nd brand new push bike will be auctioned on this day. The 'mystery pack' continues to grow as our wonderful members and friends continue to donate things.
but also on this day .
* A special award for a special club member
*2009 Most Improved pennant player will be announced
*2010 Member of the Hall of Fame announced
*Earn Chew vs Brian Berry match

With lots of entertainment. 3pm to 7pm Please attend this function  as we try and help Peter raise enough money to replace his stolen push bike

Biagio rolled up to the club tonight but still very stiff and sore. All because he went for a run yesterday. AWD training and chief motivator Alois got Biagio to go for a run. right around court 4.  Well, that has Biagio motivated, a triathlon is his next challenge. Run to Coburg lake, swim to the end, then catch the bus back to the club! But what did Biagio really think of doing a warm up ? Not much - it left him that tired that training was hard, driving home was harder and Sunday afternoon was spent laying on the couch. Guess we won't see him at a Saturday training squad session.

17/4/10:Finally met the 'missing member' of the Jacob family. Asha.  Quiet and prepared to sit back and watch. Similar to the Lim family. The 2 kids from each family could quite easily be named after table tennis rubbers- Catisia and Sarah - Express  -they want the results / improvement to happen quickly. Chris & Elizabeth -'Terminator- Do not want to take prisoners. But the quiet mums - Energy!  -do all the running around with out no fuss.. Now the dads ! Peter & Lawrence - HURRICANE -- just a mini cyclone as soon as they enter the club rooms

16/4/10:JEFF PLUMB vs TRENT CARTER at the fund raiser for Peter Finotello to be held in on the 22nd May.
Jeff to be interviewed between points. Match duration to be decided by donations on the day.
John & June O'Brien -Many thaks for the donatation of a mountain bike to be auctioned on the day. this Thurnderbird FC bike is brand new.
This caring couple, say 'Peter is a nice guy and deserves some assistance'. They have also dontated goods to the special MYSTERY  pack which will be auctioned on the day. If you would like to add to the Mystery pack, drop the item into the club.

15/4/10:More news on the Finotello fund raiser to be announced next week
Possibility of a Hamish and Andy Head band -to be auctioned on the day
Thanks to Martin Solomons- who has dontated a Cork table tennis bat set from yester year to be auctioned on this day
And maybe Coburgs glamour girl might be making a return.
Local motor bike club might also might be offering some help

Wednesday night 10 weeks of Round Robins has come to a close- 1st Craig  2nd Duncan 15  3rd Chris Yap  4th Liao Xiao Hua  5th Eddie Keung  6th Srikanth Bashety 7th  Danny Trinh  8th Jim Kilderry  9th  -Khiem Luu - Earn Chew -Hai Truong

Super Series -Congratulations to Abdul Ghafoor for winning the leading player. Lawrence Lim was runner up.
Next weeks Semi Finals - LCc vs The J.A.G. team  -- JACs vs Batmen

12/4/10:Peter Finotello's fund raising afternoon - Saturday 22nd May - A painting from a famous Melbourne Artist will be auctioned.
*Trent will fly in from Sydney and play Jeff Plumb in an Exhibition match. the shirt he wears in this match will then be Auctioned straight away
*Ping Skills will film this match and edit highlights onto their web site
*the Robot Challenge  will again be featured. Test your skill against the Robot .
*Top Table tennis Coaches will be offering coaching sessions on this day with all proceeds going to this great cause
*A Keenager challenge, which will allow people a chance to sponsor their favourite Keenager in a competition.
*Your chance to play the best -A Super Match (12 players on court at one time) pay a fee and you can be on the court with the elite.
*Music from Keith Keane
*Main Street band  will perform several songs
*An opportunity to play one of the Super Stars  & have the match filmed for your own use.
*Indoor World Speed Boomerang thrower, Craig Carter will demonstrate his skill & people can win a prize if they can catch his boomerang
MORE items to be Auctioned on the day, to be announced. Free entry -but if you would like to help on the day or donate any item to be auctioned, please contact the club

Time for another event ? The club has decided that we will host a fund raising event to help Peter Finotello raise the $s required to purchase a new bicycle to replace the one had had stolen last Tuesday night. We are trying to raise $3000 and already some great things are planned for this event, to be held at the club on Saturday afternoon - 22nd May from 3pm to 7pm.

Gold Galore -Prisca Rosario returned from the Veterans Easter Tournament, held  in Dunedin, New Zealand armed with 4 Gold Medals. Not to be outdone, Mick Tomlinson also won 4 Gold Medals, at the 2010 AWD championships, that were held last week in Canberra.

10/4/10:HANDICAP  was won by Ziggy Saabel. But this ever popular event which has been conducted at Coburg for over 30 years has only one more month to go until it is scrapped. Greg Price has run the handicap for over 7 years but shortly he moves to Seaford. THE FAREWELL Handicap will he held on Friday 14th May - unless some one puts up their hand and says I will run it for a while. VOLUNTEER REQUIRED TO RUN HANDICAPS

7/4/10:WATCH THIS SPACE -Another break in on a car at the clubs car park last night- Peter Finotellos car this time and some important equipment has been stolen. If you have any info at all just drop me an email and I will pass on the information or contact crime stoppers.
A suggestion - if it is late in the evening and your car was parked away from the entrance -move it closer to the entrance once the hall has less people in it. The club will do something for Peter, so just keep an eye on this site. More information as it comes to hand

6/4/10:The Presidents speech at Keenagers today could be a bit slurred. Rumour has it that his feet have not touched the ground after winning a golf tournament on the weekend. The Easter eggs were replaced by a few frothies.

Good Friday for some- Great Friday for others. Mark & Jesse Bates celebrated Good Friday in a hospital. Marcus Andrew Bates decided it was time to visit the world. Only 4 weeks early but the new mum and bubs are doing fine. Interesting time for Mark as he is going to partner Paul Hanks who is also a new father. The arrival caused Paul to miss this season, looks like it Marks turn to miss a few matches.

4/4/10:MONDAY 26TH APRIL -2-30PM ANZAC DAY  tournament.. 3x Sections  -LARGE ROUND ROBIN GROUPS
$10 entry per person.    CASH PRIZES .......taking entries now at the club or via e mail
This Tournament is open to everyone -You do not have to be a Coburg member to play. 

Keith Keane long time coach / player and committee member has decided it is time to hand over so of the responsibility of the club to the younger generation. Keith has retired from the comittee, but that does not mean total rest. He sill plans to visit the club on Monday nights, some Tuesdays, run the Thursday juniors  and coach on Saturdays. Not the normal retirement, one plans for.

Saturday squad. Did not expect many people. Junior tournament at MSAC and it is Easter. How wrong can one be. Over 30 participants. Then WAR. Some new combatants joined the teams, A marathon with Liam starring for the North side and Grant doing well for the Southerners. Finally match point and George played a big rally on match point against Craig. And didn't he let Craig know about it for the rest of the day. Series 3 and North side lead 2 nil.

Who's the dill ? Wanted to try the new Vega Pro rubber out. Told them to try Craigs bat out. that was all OK until Craig said I use it on my back hand. "Oh, he wants it for his fore hand !" they did not think to turn the bat around.

3/4/10:Results of the Good Friday competition. : Section 1 winner Michael Huang 2nd Craig Carter 3rd Eddie Andersen-Higginson 4th - Duncan Tu   Section 2 - Winner Richard Vercoli  Runner Up Phil Smith  3rd James Lew  4th Abdul Ghofoor 5th Dillon Chambers Section 3 Winner Deniz Yener-Korematsu  Runner Up -Arlene Wagner  equal 3rd. Steven Turner & Craig Archman 5th Caleb Carlett 6th Ethan Harvey  7th Damon Morton
Many thanks to the helpers Angelo Tabone- chief scorer, Musha, Claire and Kay. And to all competitors, well done !

Good Luck to our AWD members at the Australian champs in Canberra. Good form by Mick Tomlinson this week. He actualy tripped up the stairs this week. Far better than falling down them I suppose.

2/4/10:Entries coming in thick and fast for todays tournament. 30 Entries and still coming in . Had to call on Angelo today for the crowd control.
Players from Melton, Ballarat, Trenthan & Mildura  and a guy who has just arrived from Canada.

1/4/10:Last day of the camp -25 keen students having excellent table tennis training.
GOOD FRIDAY tournament -3pm -3 x sections large Round Robin groups.
In Section 1 the 3 top seeds are Eddie Andersen-Higginson. Michael Huang & Craig Carter. Peter Peart no 1 seed in Section 2 and Arlene Verplak top player in Section 3

George loved the improvement shown by Dillon. ' Can he partner me next season ?' -Sure as long as you pick him up as he has no transport. Sure, where does he live ?  -MILDURA - Hmm might have to play the later seassion with the 8-30 start.

The quiet man Mike Donlon rang Lawrence last weekend just to say that the team from the north had a great win in WAR .
WAR  continues on Easter Saturday at the end of the training squad, Does Coburg ever stop ?  Don't think so

30/3/10:After 18 years Bruce Baulch has decided that it is time he stepped  down as Club President. THANKS Bruce on a job well done. and now we look forward to the clubs continued growth under the leadership of the new President, JOHN ALDER .
All clubs need good strong leadership. Bruce has been fantastic in his role and has set a high standard for John to follow. Personally, I thnk John is up to the task. Coburg ttc is in good hands with this man as leader and a hard working committee helping him.

Holiday camp . 25 students, even Bob Stewart & Tony Mac helped out. And everyone is looking forward to tomorrow when Brian Berry joins the coaching group. 12-30pm to 4pm and only $15 per person.

29/3/10:First day of the training camp. Over 20 students rolled up and had a great session. More of the same Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday. 12-30pm to 4pm. Only $15 per session

GOOD FRIDAY  - tournament -3pm  -3 x sections only $10 to enter. Big round robin groups

28/3/10: WAR- Duncans birthday and he was deserted. Only him as the teams 10 point player and didn't he get hammered. A WAR athon that ent for 40 minutes. A close finish but a win to the North side.

ENTRIES are rolling in for the GOOD FRIDAY  tournament.  3 sections to choose from. Anyone can enter & only $10
The events start at 3pm next Friday. And don't forget the TRAINING groups -Monday to Thursday this week 12-30pm to 4pm ony $15 per day.

27/3/10:Coburg table tennis club welcomes BRISTOL Paints in Epping as a major sponsor for 2010
Many thanks to David Hackney & Jim  Zacharias & the crew. A $50 voucher awaits the 2010 club champion and members of the Winning team in the 2010 SUPER LEAGUE's Winning team members, will also receive a Bristol voucher as part of the reward for this seasons Premiers,

Congratulations -Harry Danou, Jamie Champion & Louise Antonovich. Top 3 for Term 1 -in the Friday night pennant.

26/3/10:GOOD FRIDAY tournament.  3pm start. 3 x divisions - large round robin groups - $10 entry -CASH  prizes
Please contact the club if you wish to enter..

25/3/10:Training camp next week - Monday to Thursday - 12-30pm to 4 -$15 a day Enrole now !
This coming Saturday training squad - 10am to 1-30 Coaches to include Shibaji Daata and Brian Berry. Still only $10 for the session

24/3/10:A new record set for Coburgs Melbourne pennant, in numbers entered and in time, with reagrds on how quickly people entered.. We have far more entries than we can accomadate on Tuesday nights so we plan to spill over onto Wednesday nights with our new Section 7 players. And in a few short weeks SUPER LEAGUE  will be played at Coburg on Wednesday nights so our Wendesday night pennant players can rub noses with and watch the elite players in action.

But I can still squeeze in Tuesday night players wishing to play in the 8-30pm start time slot.

23/3/10:Coburg ttc.s AGM 2010 - Next Monday night (29th) at 7-30 pm .Everybody is welcome, and the club will welcome anyone wishing to join the committee members.

CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPs to be held on the 31st October.

Earn Chew who only made a comeback to table tennis 12 months ago, has created some interest around the traps. recently a hit with Alois and in the past 7 days, Trent on a whirl wind visit back home, Jeff Plumb, Shibaji Daata and Brian Berry. All had the same opinion about Earn- A very good player.

22/3/10:Entries releaed tonight and tomorrow night for the Tuesday night Winter pennant.

SUPER LEAGUE is coming to Coburg. A revamped Wednesday night competition formelly called Premier Pennant will take pride of place as an elite competition on Wednesday nights later in the year. Already -MIS communications. WJP Smash repairs and Motor Sports Trailors have joined RetireInvest Northcote as major sponsors for this event. More news as it comes to hand. Now we are asking the players who are interested in playing this event to contact us at the club. Already confirmed players are Earn Chew, Michael Huang, Craig Carter & Jim Kilderry.

21/3/10:WAR  series 2 finale. 7year old Eric tried to gain extra points for his team, by suggesting that another belt on the head should score him 5 bonus points. Pre match trivia points were awarded to Jim Kilderry who correctly guessed the name of the lady judging the noise points. The clue was ' name of an old coin. Jims first guess Dollar had us worried as no one else could recall hearing of a person named Dollar. It was not long before Penny was handing out bonus points for the teams. The South side who were 5 wins behind at one stage during the season, did some shifty work for the final by obtaining some secret DAATA and sending Collin to the bush pre match. Catisia who was cock a hoop for never being asked to play a distraction point, set a WAR record by winning a point with 10 distractors making a bit of noise. Shibaji set a record for costing his team 50 points yet the SOUTH side were victors and will have 6 of their stars names on the WAR shield shortly.

How about after WAR  in the Doubles matches. The Chew train was taking no passengers, as he worked his way up from table 8. Then he charged from court 4 to 3, up the ramp with a full head of steam,  only to be nearly derailed. A kiss from his good lady on the way past, which had her saying 'oh he looks much younger in his new red shirt, followed by his hair cut really suits him. then the 'Peace De Resistance.' the charming Mrs. Chew produced a Maccas meal for him to munch on.

Missing items. Ibrahim Aden lost a towell and found it 3 days later after swearing it had been stolen. And yes it was still on the seats where he had left it. Not to be oudone, Jamie Champion was horrifed that on the night of the Hamish and andy visit some one stole his jeans and shirt. Even when we discussed the fact that Jamie lost something every 2nd day, he was ardament that his clothes were on the chairs outside court 2. Well an inspection has revealed that in the back room (where one guesses that Jamie got changed) are a scrumpled pair of jeans and a shirt. The evidence suggests that they actually might be the lost items.

Congratulations to our players at Geelong. On Saturday, some good results by our juniors, Sarah & Elizabeth Jacob . I hear also that James Lew again had a good tournament. Our visitors from the country who train at Coburg when they can, Darcie Morton and Jarryd Tormie also recorded some good wins. Then on Sunday at the veterans tournament, Jim Kilderry, Adolf Marcen, Des Jones, Edide Keung, Prissca Rosario, Danny Trinh and Lawrence Lim all had some great results. Mike Donlon & Abdul Ghafoor were causing problems for opponents and Chrissy Jones took out a highly ranked opponent in the over 50s ladies. Gee Chrissy that puts you in the same age bracket as myself and Dancing Donlon, except people think we are much younger.

20/3/10:We all know how Ms Jones has me jumping about, but how about poor Bob Stewart. He agreed to play with the 2 tough ladies this season on Wednesday nights Super Series. Said he would miss the first 2 matches, which he did and the next 3 making it 5 in all. It seems that his Snooker team were doing well and eventually won the premiership. Bob had to bring the trophy to the club today just to prove to Captain Chrissy that he was playing snooker on Wednesday nights.

19/2/10:Winter Pennant -Tuesday nights -Enter at the club next Monday or Tuesday nights - or now via E Mail. 20 Entries already received via the net. Entries will close at 10pm Tuesday night (or earlier if we have the 72 required entries) -Sections 1-3 -6 will commence at 7pm Sections -2-4-5 -commence 8-30pm

18/3/10:John Wong, never one to say much, marched into the club and said 'If you see an Asian guy'. Hold it right there John boy. A quick head count revealed that there was 27 Asians in the club at this very time.

17/3/10:Our 2 Wednesday night competitons continue to go from strength to strength. The open section rudn robin had an interested spectator. Former Indian no. 5 and Number 2 in Australia, Shibaji Daata was training with the talented Patha Gogoi.  Shibaji, was hounded by Davis so to get some peace he has agreed to join the Saturday training squad and play in the seasons final WAR. Whose team does he join is the question ? Mr. Plumb & Boyle, are you guys available for the seasons finale ?

Next tournament - 4 x teams -re doing last weekends challenge. Selected teams - each team does 2 x boomerang throwing challenges & 2 table tennis events - all ages - $5 person - $10 family entry.

CHOICE- either Good Friday or Anzac Day  - choose day either by e mail or at the club.. Most popular choice will be selected. Entries close 15th March.

Yarrawonga vs Coburg challenge confirmed- Sunday 20th. June. Travel with group in hired bus approx $20 per person or by own transport. Confirmed players -Les M, Peter Parking meter, Craig, Kay, Bonny & Clem, Steve Han. 20 more spots available, pay $5 down payment at club. Open to members or local pennant players.

17/3/10:How scary ? Duncan Thorn finally reported in. He and the family have been touring OZ for a few months now. In his absence I will point out that Robert Welch has gone from strength to strength and looks like being promoted to a higher level. Anyway - Duncan was 300 ks or so out of Perth when he met a French man on a push bike riding from Perth to Darwin via Adelaide. This man was last in Australia a few ago and it was on a visit to Melbourne he spent a few nights at the Carter drop in centre and learnt about boomerang throwing.  So the real question is - how did a wanna be table tennis player meet a Frog on a bike, boomeranger, in the middle of no where and discover they both know the bloke behind the counter at Coburg ttc ? Charge up the batteries Duncan, we await your answer.

16/3/10:Winter pennant -Entries via e mail or at the club next week (23 March) - Don't hesitate as all spots will be filled in a couple of days.

YARRAWONGA  vs Coburg challenge. Our turn to visit Yarrawonga in June on a Sunday. We will hire a bus once we know how many takers we have. Will not cost more than $20 per person for the bus. $5 part payment is due asap

SCHOOL HOLIDAY program. Monday 20 March to Thursday April the 1st. $15 per day for all standard of play any age. Commences at 12-30 pm on each of the 4 days and finishes at 4pm. Entries are being taken now at the club

15/3/10: Many thanks to the people who attended the club last nght. A head count was stopped at over 200 people and others come and went so it is quite feasable to say over 300 visitors to Coburg table tennis centre.
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14/2/10:Where's JIm? was the cry of the day. Not that it mattered too much as the North side team recruited Mike Tierney & then in a moment of arrogence, sacked Roma and sent her across the room to the perrenial losers, the South side. Again South side was missing Collin & Craig and again this team jumped to a huge lead, when Earn lost 'double Duncan' points. We quickly dscovered that for Roma, WAR is a walk in the park. Not nearly as distracting as living at home with John, & the noise is much quieter than being at home with the big lug. So with this advantage, she won point after point. Final result was the 6th. win in 7 matches for the South side and the series 2 of WAR is tied with 5 rounds to go. Fors the stats minded people, South team has yet to win a match with both Collin & Craig playing in the team, on the same day.As for the North team, they can't seem to win while Jim is absent. 'Come back Jim !' all is forgiven is their teams catch cry.

W.I.P. is a guy we all like and every coach at Coburg is claiming him as their own as his table tennis games keeps improving. But Mr Work In Progress, (initials are
ark P. ) nearly copped a Sneeze (Pat Tu) slap,after she spent hours cleaning the canteen and back room areas, he placed his old runners on the counter. He was asked 'who would put their feet on the chockys?' the reply was a meek. WHOOPS.

12/2/10:Handicap event. First handicap for the year. Tonight (Friday the 12th). This year the Handicap event will held at the conclusion of Friday night pennant. And you only pay once a night. In other words pay the $5 for the Friday pennant, and enter the Handicap free of charge. Coaching starts at 6-30 with Duncan Tu, matches run from 7pm to 8pm followed by the Handicap.

Thursday junior squad started off with a bang ! lots of kids but not many to help Keith. Tony McMahon was helping. hitting with a 13 year old nearly as tall as himself.  I arrived and nearly swam across the car park just to get into the hall.  Yes ! after 30 years it seemed Keiths wish had come true. The pool had been moved. The car park was resembling the swimming pool.

11/2/10:The Athletes With Disabilities (AWD) have been training every Sunday morning at the club. Coburg is very proud that 3 of its members, Meliz, Biagio & Derek are  part of this squad. This Sunday (14th) sees a follow up from last year. From 10-30 to 12 noon, some of our best juniors, combined with some invited juniors from the country, some of our AWD athletes and 9 players from Coburg ttc will be having a training session. Level 1 coaches Cameron &  Collin. Our ladies Chrissy and Kay and new comers to the club like Noel and Srikanth will be training with future stars like James Lew & Zaki. Country kids, Carey, Damon and Darcie will get a chance to hit with Srikanth and Adolf & probable number 1 seed at this years club champs Earn Chew. This is a super session. ALL PLAYERS have dontated their time. The CLUB has given this group free hire for the session. Let me say, the training is fun but hard and our players will leave the hall genuinely excited about table tennis. Last year the hall was buzzing for several weeks afterwards, with the participating players talking about this amazing session. Our next special session (only 3 will be done during this year) is on Sunday 14th March. Already 10 of the 18 available spots have been booked.  Cant wait to see Colllin, Srikanth & Earn sharing their skills with Meliz.

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